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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

You brave bastard.

We will remember him.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

You brave bastard.

We will remember him."

I'm not going anywhere

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Inexperience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No

Inexperience"

Understandable.

But how do i get experience if i carnt get anything in the 1st place ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace. "

Thank you

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

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I will be " onist" nope!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope.

You remind me of my dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace.

Thank you

It wouldn't be a pity fuck..

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

I will be " onist" nope! "

And wot must i do that will make you want to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

Seeside if I was a woman mate I'd ride you like seabiscuit.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

And wot do i haf to do to not remind you of your dad

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

Sorry no from me

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace.

Thank you

It wouldn't be a pity fuck..

I never thort it wos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

Seeside if I was a woman mate I'd ride you like seabiscuit.

Ride a bitches back like Yoda on Luke!!!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Sorry no from me "

May I arsk y and wot wood make you want to ?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

Seeside if I was a woman mate I'd ride you like seabiscuit.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No as too young and not my type

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No you're not my type and too young.

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By *he_virgin_maryWoman
over a year ago

Here, there and everywhere!

The tash does nothing for me I'm afraid.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No as too young and not my type "

Ok well i carnt change my age

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"The tash does nothing for me I'm afraid.

So if i didn't have the tash you wood want to ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, your not my type. But I would happily have a cuppa with you

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No you're not my type and too young."

Ok well i carnt change my age

Wot type am i then by the way ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i'd buy you a pint though, and have a lovely chat, because you are a lovely, kind and appraochable man who i know i would enjoy having a beer with!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No, your not my type. But I would happily have a cuppa with you

Wot type am i then ?

And yes ill happily have a drink with you to

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"i'd buy you a pint though, and have a lovely chat, because you are a lovely, kind and appraochable man who i know i would enjoy having a beer with!"

Sounds like a good evening to me

But wot wood i need to change to make you want to fuck me ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

And wot do i haf to do to not remind you of your dad

You can’t really change your face?!

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace. "

Think i need to go to wales sum time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No, your not my type. But I would happily have a cuppa with you

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I'll be the waiter

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

And wot do i haf to do to not remind you of your dad

You can’t really change your face?! "

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Come on ladies.

If you don't want to fuck me y not and wot wood i haf to do to change your mind

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

Seems like your best bet might be find Treacle's mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's the point in asking you won't do anything about it anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sorry _eeside

you're too young for me

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Seeside I would definitely meet you for a social if I was ever in your area because you are awesome.

I'm sorry to say I wouldn't want to fuck you though because you are too young for me (nothing you can do about that)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"sorry _eeside

you're too young for me "

We'll I carnt change that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I offered you a bj once. Does that count?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside I would definitely meet you for a social if I was ever in your area because you are awesome.

I'm sorry to say I wouldn't want to fuck you though because you are too young for me (nothing you can do about that)"

I'm allways happy for a social

But age is 1 thing I carnt change as you sed

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?"

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I offered you a bj once. Does that count?

1 It's not really a fuck is it thoe.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody"

That's ok.

But ill never get to no my way around a womansbody if i carnt do anything with a woman in the 1st place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered you a bj once. Does that count?

1 It's not really a fuck is it thoe.

If I try not to get too carried away and finish the job, it could be counted as foreplay?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Come on ladies.

If you don't want to fuck me y not and wot wood i haf to do to change your mind

It's not really an issue of changing someone's mind by changing yourself. Some things can not be changed.

I wouldn't fuck you because:

a) you're too young - you can't change that. The difference in our ages will remain the same. I might change my mind about my age limits but that is likely to be something you can influence.

b) I don't like some of the views you have aired on here. If you changed how you think and express yourself to have sex that would be equally unattractive.

c) I'm not fond of the 'tache but you are. I would never ask anyone to change their physical appearance to be more attractive to me as I wouldn't do it for them. People should be comfortable in their bodies - that is attractive.

d) I feel it would be hard work to put in the work to have sex with you. I would have to lead and reassure and coax you out of your shyness and, frankly, I can't be arsed to do that with anyone. You can't change my level of laziness.

I've met you and know that you are nice, kind and generous person but I also feel that you want someone else to give you the solution and make the changes for you. No one can tell you how to be you, only you can find how to be the best you that you are happy with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no"

40 year old Virgin.

Duh, imagine getting something wrong in a forum.

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace. "

We should crowd-fund a ticket from her to him lol!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A moustache like yours would grow back in what, 3 months? Be wild and shave it off, and get some photos up without sunglassses and see what happens.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I offered you a bj once. Does that count?

1 It's not really a fuck is it thoe.

If I try not to get too carried away and finish the job, it could be counted as foreplay?

I'd still be a virgin thoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I offered you a bj once. Does that count?

1 It's not really a fuck is it thoe.

If I try not to get too carried away and finish the job, it could be counted as foreplay?

I'd still be a virgin thoe

Foreplay may lead to more

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody

That's ok.

But ill never get to no my way around a womansbody if i carnt do anything with a woman in the 1st place

"
why dont you book a few sessions with an escort

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Come on ladies.

If you don't want to fuck me y not and wot wood i haf to do to change your mind

It's not really an issue of changing someone's mind by changing yourself. Some things can not be changed.

I wouldn't fuck you because:

a) you're too young - you can't change that. The difference in our ages will remain the same. I might change my mind about my age limits but that is likely to be something you can influence.

b) I don't like some of the views you have aired on here. If you changed how you think and express yourself to have sex that would be equally unattractive.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

It’s a no from me ‘X’

Queens English ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, I don't like facial hair and I don't want inexperienced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, this was just for research purposes.

In reality, I’ve met you at a social and found you to be charming and intelligent. Neither you nor I were really physically interested in each other.

There are lots of people out there who would be interested in you. All you need to do is get out there, relax and get chatting. It’ll happen. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anyway, this was just for research purposes.

In reality, I’ve met you at a social and found you to be charming and intelligent. Neither you nor I were really physically interested in each other.

There are lots of people out there who would be interested in you. All you need to do is get out there, relax and get chatting. It’ll happen. Xxx

Great advice.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody

That's ok.

But ill never get to no my way around a womansbody if i carnt do anything with a woman in the 1st place

why dont you book a few sessions with an escort"

2 resouns.

Cos a escort will go with anyone as long as thay pay the bill. Regardless of health. And I'm 90% shor thay don't chek thar "Customers" and i don't want to catch anything.

And y pay for it. That's just being desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would. You wouldn't tongue me when you kissed me though

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

It’s a no from me ‘X’

Queens English .... "

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Anyway, this was just for research purposes.

In reality, I’ve met you at a social and found you to be charming and intelligent. Neither you nor I were really physically interested in each other.

There are lots of people out there who would be interested in you. All you need to do is get out there, relax and get chatting. It’ll happen. Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on ladies.

If you don't want to fuck me y not and wot wood i haf to do to change your mind

It's not really an issue of changing someone's mind by changing yourself. Some things can not be changed.

I wouldn't fuck you because:

a) you're too young - you can't change that. The difference in our ages will remain the same. I might change my mind about my age limits but that is likely to be something you can influence.

b) I don't like some of the views you have aired on here. If you changed how you think and express yourself to have sex that would be equally unattractive.

That response shows a lot as well. Someone goes to the trouble of writing some well thought out advice and you just respond with emojis. It shows how much effort you're willing to put in.

Why not just try for 6 months, start a proper training and diet routine. You're a chef so you have more experience than other people of preparing meals from scratch. 6 months of healthy eating and as you have a home gym try doing 30 mins cardio each day and 30 mins weight training. Your body will change and your face shape will change, your features will be more chiselled and defined, either grow a full beard but have a designer trim so it looks groomed or get rid of the moustache completely because it is an acquired look and buy some fashionable clothes. It's 6 months and it's a lifestyle change and if nothing else comes of it it's not a bad thing to look and feel more healthy.

There's nothing wrong or shallow about presenting yourself in the best possible way.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I would. You wouldn't tongue me when you kissed me though

That wos probably my nurvers kiking in. Sorry

And ive never tongued anyone.

Mabey at the next 1 ?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Cos a escort will go with anyone as long as thay pay the bill. Regardless of health. And I'm 90% shor thay don't chek thar "Customers" and i don't want to catch anything.

And y pay for it. That's just being desperate."

Well, part of the reason that someone suggested an escort rather than street prostitute is that they don’t just go with anyone who will pay the bill. Most will withhold various ‘services’ from men, so certain clients will only ever get a hand-job. They also take great care over their own sexual health; guess what, they don’t want to catch anything either. Many street prostitutes will be riddled; Most escorts get themselves checked regularly.

Desperation is an interesting one. How do you think it equates to, say, getting a hot stone massage? Both are, technically, unnecessary. Both are paying someone for a physical service that feels good. Both are just doing something for the sake of doing it. Why is one okay, but the other is desperate?

By the looks and sounds of things, a great many people sign up for here out of desperation. Or start threads asking why women aren’t interested, out of desperation. You’re not desperate, you’ve said as much, you know what you want and what you will and won’t give up for it.

You’re a fucking brave lad, I’ll give you that. I’m not sure that this site is a particularly helpful place for you to be given your situation, and what you want, but I wish you all the best. By fuck, you’ve got some cracking looking women willing to pop that cherry of yours, you lucky fucker.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Come on ladies.

If you don't want to fuck me y not and wot wood i haf to do to change your mind

It's not really an issue of changing someone's mind by changing yourself. Some things can not be changed.

I wouldn't fuck you because:

a) you're too young - you can't change that. The difference in our ages will remain the same. I might change my mind about my age limits but that is likely to be something you can influence.

b) I don't like some of the views you have aired on here. If you changed how you think and express yourself to have sex that would be equally unattractive.

That response shows a lot as well. Someone goes to the trouble of writing some well thought out advice and you just respond with emojis. It shows how much effort you're willing to put in.

There's nothing wrong or shallow about presenting yourself in the best possible way. "

We'll I use emojis wen I'm not Shor wot to say /rite.

I get the health bit but fashionable clothes is a hard 1. As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Cos a escort will go with anyone as long as thay pay the bill. Regardless of health. And I'm 90% shor thay don't chek thar "Customers" and i don't want to catch anything.

And y pay for it. That's just being desperate.

Lol and thanks for the up date i thort thay wos both the same. Just a different name.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I would be willing to go shopping with you and style you .

If you don’t like it that would be ok . But at least to give a go and try.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

Seems like your best bet might be find Treacle's mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would. You wouldn't tongue me when you kissed me though

That wos probably my nurvers kiking in. Sorry

And ive never tongued anyone.

Mabey at the next 1 ?"

Maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would be willing to go shopping with you and style you .

If you don’t like it that would be ok . But at least to give a go and try. "

Out of curiosity, what would you put on him?

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There is a lot of endearing things about you, you have a great sense of you.

Unfortunately, I like to be stimulated by language, written and verbal. Hey

I would need to meet you to decide, you have a great fun side.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I would be willing to go shopping with you and style you .

If you don’t like it that would be ok . But at least to give a go and try. "

I woodount say no

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens."

I can’t shop in a lot of the high street places, because I’d look ridiculous. Put me in a pair of skinny-fit, dropped-crotch scruffy jeans and I look like either a toddler with rich parents, or a predatory camp geography teacher trying to catch the eye of a prefect at the school disco.

But there’s more to fashion than young fashion. Not everything it stocks is ideal (some of it is a bit old-dad-ish) but if you go into somewhere like Slaters menswear, the staff will fall over themselves to help you. Tell them how much you’ve got to spend, and they’ll help you pick out some decent jeans or chinos, smart shirts, t-shirts and sweaters, things that suit your frame. They’ll look considerably better than some of the shirts you have in your photos. Looking like you /care/ about how you look is more than half the battle, I think.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"There is a lot of endearing things about you, you have a great sense of you.

Unfortunately, I like to be stimulated by language, written and verbal. Hey

I would need to meet you to decide, you have a great fun side.

L "

Mabey at a stp 1 day then

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

Wots rong with my Hawaiian shirts ?

The 1 in my profile pic is almost a brand new shirt from a big brand shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is a lot of endearing things about you, you have a great sense of you.

Unfortunately, I like to be stimulated by language, written and verbal. Hey

I would need to meet you to decide, you have a great fun side.

L "

I can confirm Seeside can hold a conversation. Sure he has his quirks. My wife and stepson are both A.S. and I see through that. I fell in love with my wife and I love my son. The A.S. Makes them who they are and I wouldn’t want them any other way.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

But I don't think you make the most of yourself - visit somewhere you can book a free stylist - there are several department stores that offer the service and you don't have to buy anything but can take the suggestions and visit somewhere cheaper!

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

Seeside, it’s hard to tell from forum posts; may I ask how evident your Asperger’s is when you’re speaking to someone in person? My limited understanding is that it sits fairly low on the spectrum, is that right?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion)."

I think you have yes

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside, it’s hard to tell from forum posts; may I ask how evident your Asperger’s is when you’re speaking to someone in person? My limited understanding is that it sits fairly low on the spectrum, is that right?"

Well my Asperger’s is mor complicated than just talking to sumone. It's mor of my nurvers playing up especially in crouds or new things or new places ect...

This bit is googled....

Asperger syndrome was generally considered to be on the “high functioning” end of the spectrum. ... Compared with those affected by other forms of ASD, however, those with Asperger syndrome do not have significant delays or difficulties in language or cognitive development.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

I think you have yes

For what it’s worth, Seeside, I spent the first 42 years of my life trying to be the person most people expected me to be.

The last six have been the best ever. Strangely, people seem to l8ke me an awful lot more the way I am now.

Be yourself with your own style. Please don’t try to conform just to fit other people’s idea of what you should be. Your differences are what makes you you. The girl you seek will love you for them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street. "

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well my Asperger’s is mor complicated than just talking to sumone. It's mor of my nurvers playing up especially in crouds or new things or new places ect...

This bit is googled....

As with any syndrome or condition it’s effects manifest differently for everyone. My son is text book. My wife is female ( shock horror ) and female AS tend to present in a less obvious way. Living with her let’s me see behind her coping mechanisms and so I see where I can fit in.

I,d say you are middle of the AS range and you cope pretty well with social situations.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

I think you have yes

For what it’s worth, Seeside, I spent the first 42 years of my life trying to be the person most people expected me to be.

The last six have been the best ever. Strangely, people seem to l8ke me an awful lot more the way I am now.

Seaside. Listen to this poster. I know your looking for women to give you reasons that you can go away and work on, but that way lies madness.

Also, you look EXACTLY like a friend of mine who is married with two kids to one of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. I'm sure women will be attracted to YOU. Just have confidence in who YOU are.

Anyway. God luck buddy. Am sure it'll happen soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

He can’t pretend to be someone he’s not. Why should he ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody"
How do you know he doesn't, just because it's not verified on here?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Seeside I would fuck you.. I think your ace. "

Say what! He's got a much better 'tache than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you’re an attractive chap Seeside, the only thing that would put me off is the tache. I don’t like facial hair.

Obviously i’ve never chatted to you in-depth or met you to fully get a good grasp of your humour etc and whether we’d get on and that plays a part in my attraction, but if you were closer i’d be more than happy to meet you for a coffee.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

I think you have yes

For what it’s worth, Seeside, I spent the first 42 years of my life trying to be the person most people expected me to be.

The last six have been the best ever. Strangely, people seem to l8ke me an awful lot more the way I am now.

Thanks.

I am being myself but that also seems to stop me getting any sex on here lol.

But as i sed befor on the other thread I've kind of giving up on loosing my virginity anyway.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

I think you have yes

For what it’s worth, Seeside, I spent the first 42 years of my life trying to be the person most people expected me to be.

The last six have been the best ever. Strangely, people seem to l8ke me an awful lot more the way I am now.

Seaside. Listen to this poster. I know your looking for women to give you reasons that you can go away and work on, but that way lies madness.

Anyway. God luck buddy. Am sure it'll happen soon.

Thanks

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I,d say you are middle of the AS range and you cope pretty well with social situations. "

Seeside, have you thought about something like First Dates?

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

And from wot I've seen treet thar girlfriend / woman like crap or just a thing for sex and not a nother person..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody How do you know he doesn't, just because it's not verified on here?"

Cos i realey am a virgin....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

Wots rong with my Hawaiian shirts ?

The 1 in my profile pic is almost a brand new shirt from a big brand shop.

Nothing is wrong with Hawaiian shirts. I know many men who have lots of sex who wear them.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look. "

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

I think you have yes

For what it’s worth, Seeside, I spent the first 42 years of my life trying to be the person most people expected me to be.

The last six have been the best ever. Strangely, people seem to l8ke me an awful lot more the way I am now.

Thanks.

I am being myself but that also seems to stop me getting any sex on here lol.

But as i sed befor on the other thread I've kind of giving up on loosing my virginity anyway.

Don’t look to lose you virginity.

Keep socialising. Both with things like the stp and in your own real world. Get yourself out there to meet people and practice your social skills.

If you focus on getting laid you probably won’t.

Most guys get lucky on the nights when they aren’t trying to. When they are desperate to pull, they often go home alone.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I,d say you are middle of the AS range and you cope pretty well with social situations.

Seeside, have you thought about something like First Dates?"

I've looked for speed dateing venues but thar is nothing in Thanet or even close.

Not for my age groop anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting."

Exactly.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

Wots rong with my Hawaiian shirts ?

The 1 in my profile pic is almost a brand new shirt from a big brand shop.

Nothing is wrong with Hawaiian shirts. I know many men who have lots of sex who wear them.

Then y arnt i getting any ? Lol

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I'd have to agree with Lickety and whateverhernameiscurrently (I can't be bothered to press back and remind myself sorry!).

I rarely like men with a moustache -I can count on one hand the few I have thought were fuckable! I'm not alone on that particular viewpoint.

I don't find men around my age particularly attractive generally which is one thing that counts against you.

I started writing a lot more but realised it's a stream of conscious that's rather dull and not particularly helpful. I hope I've answered your questions (even in my crappy fashion).

I think you have yes

For what it’s worth, Seeside, I spent the first 42 years of my life trying to be the person most people expected me to be.

The last six have been the best ever. Strangely, people seem to l8ke me an awful lot more the way I am now.

Thanks.

I am being myself but that also seems to stop me getting any sex on here lol.

But as i sed befor on the other thread I've kind of giving up on loosing my virginity anyway.

Don’t look to lose you virginity.

Keep socialising. Both with things like the stp and in your own real world. Get yourself out there to meet people and practice your social skills.

If you focus on getting laid you probably won’t.

Most guys get lucky on the nights when they aren’t trying to. When they are desperate to pull, they often go home alone. "

We'll ive been not looking for sex for the larst fue months

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.. way too inexperienced.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if you where a little older yes

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

Exactly.

Hints y i have my own stile so if sumone likes me i no its for me and not a £100 shirt with sum daft logo on the pocket.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

I love a good Hawaiian shirt and so do some ladies, keep rocking them Seeside they suit you.

Just maybe don't wear them in October

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I,d say you are middle of the AS range and you cope pretty well with social situations.

Seeside, have you thought about something like First Dates?

I've looked for speed dateing venues but thar is nothing in Thanet or even close.

Not for my age groop anyway."

First Dates is a television programme. They are recruiting for the new shows right now. It's a simple application form. If they like your application someone will call for a phone interview and if that goes well they will invite you to a casting where you will be filmed answering questions about yourself. Then, if they can, they will match you with someone for you to have dinner in a restaurant. The rest is up to you and your date.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No.. way too inexperienced."

And with vues like that ill stay inexperienced...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.. way too inexperienced.

And with vues like that ill stay inexperienced...

You asked a question.. I replied. Sorry, I just like a man with experience. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting."

I feel like I'm kicking a kitten every time I comment!

There's nothing wrong in dressing normally, and for someone that's never had any sexual contact with anyone you're pretty damn stubborn and fussy in what you want. You think anyone that needs some kind of attraction is shallow, you think that women who want to be with a guy that dresses in normal every day clothes will cheat or leave you.

It's frustrating to see someone asking for help but then sticking their fingers in their ears and saying lalala I'm just gonna do it my way anyway at least try and take on board what people are saying.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I,d say you are middle of the AS range and you cope pretty well with social situations.

Seeside, have you thought about something like First Dates?

I've looked for speed dateing venues but thar is nothing in Thanet or even close.

Not for my age groop anyway.

I realey don't want to be on tv thoe.

That wood set my nurvers off big time.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No.. way too inexperienced.

And with vues like that ill stay inexperienced...

You asked a question.. I replied. Sorry, I just like a man with experience. Good luck "

That's ok.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Its a no from me. I just don't find you attractive going on your pics.

I think you should lose the tach like someone else has suggested, perhaps take some new pics without the sunglasses to.

I think First Dates might be a good idea, they do match people up who might suit each other.

You seem like a nice guy, your tall and can accomadate. You will appeal to some people!!

Do you go out with your mates?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Seeside, just be who you are..

You are a well loved guy around here and plenty of us like you as you are.. Don't go trying to fit others expectations of what they like, its just not possible to be something you are not... You are you, an individual.

Following on from an earlier thread, ladies do love a man in a suit... If you feel comfortable wearing one, take some pics of yourself in it and see what the response is like...

You don't even have to buy one, go to a department store and try a suit on, a quick snap or two in the changing room mirror and sorted..

Don't lose the tash though, its your trademark..

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"No.. way too inexperienced.

And with vues like that ill stay inexperienced...

"
someone will. Enjoy the socials and the forums and don’t forget to smile at the ladies

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

I feel like I'm kicking a kitten every time I comment!

I'm not sticking my fingers in my ears and saying lalala..... I am taking notes.

Mabey i just don't fit in this age as i wos brut up by my nan Hoo wos a ww2 London evak.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Its a no from me. I just don't find you attractive going on your pics.

I think you should lose the tach like someone else has suggested, perhaps take some new pics without the sunglasses to.

I think First Dates might be a good idea, they do match people up who might suit each other.

You seem like a nice guy, your tall and can accomadate. You will appeal to some people!!

Do you go out with your mates?"

I have 1 mate i see on sum weekends and he just plays Minecraft on ps3. No he don't like going out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have 1 mate i see on sum weekends and he just plays Minecraft on ps3. No he don't like going out."

This is an issue. On your teens and twenties people are all out trying to meet other people.

Maybe your issue is a lack of footfall!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think id fuck you mate (due to my lack of homosexuality). Definitely gona for a beer with ya. Top lad

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Seeside, just be who you are..

Following on from an earlier thread, ladies do love a man in a suit... If you feel comfortable wearing one, take some pics of yourself in it and see what the response is like...

You don't even have to buy one, go to a department store and try a suit on, a quick snap or two in the changing room mirror and sorted..

Don't lose the tash though, its your trademark..

Lol i mite loos it for a month for movember. But in general i like the stile so thats unlikely to go.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"No

Inexperience

Understandable.

But how do i get experience if i carnt get anything in the 1st place ?

Look for a relationship in the real world that could blossom into a loving sexual relationship. Rather than trying to fuck away your virginity with a stranger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just not my type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

I feel like I'm kicking a kitten every time I comment!

I'm not sticking my fingers in my ears and saying lalala..... I am taking notes.

Mabey i just don't fit in this age as i wos brut up by my nan Hoo wos a ww2 London evak.

Yeah and I lived with my grandparents from the age of 15 because my roidhead stepfather battered me, broke my jaw and ribs and bruised my eye socket, broke two of my fingers and put me in hospital. Doesn't stop me from looking good and getting sex whenever I want. Stop making excuses and do something. People keep banging their heads against the screen to tell you how important physical attraction is when seeking a sexual relationship and all you're doing is saying yeah but this and yeah but that and yeah but I shouldn't have to change.

No you shouldn't and you don't have to, nobody will force you but keep doing the same things and in another years time you'll still be in the same boat.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"No.. way too inexperienced.

And with vues like that ill stay inexperienced...

someone will. Enjoy the socials and the forums and don’t forget to smile at the ladies "

I've been smiling since i started doing sumthing to achieve (well harf achieve) a gole of mine.

witch is a make do gole

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why don't you try losing the tash for a while see if that helps.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Its a no from me. I just don't find you attractive going on your pics.

I think you should lose the tach like someone else has suggested, perhaps take some new pics without the sunglasses to.

I think First Dates might be a good idea, they do match people up who might suit each other.

You seem like a nice guy, your tall and can accomadate. You will appeal to some people!!

Do you go out with your mates?

I have 1 mate i see on sum weekends and he just plays Minecraft on ps3. No he don't like going out."

Have you no work mates you could arrange an evening out with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeside, you got more friends on here then anyone ive seen yet! Lad

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"This is For research......

Do you want to fuck me ?

If not y not and be onist. I can take it

And wot wood i need to do for you to want to fuck me ?

Call a bucket a bucket and be as blunt as a brik if you wish to. you will not up set me as its for research.

I will be " onist" nope! "

He is Dyslexic xx

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I would be willing to go shopping with you and style you .

If you don’t like it that would be ok . But at least to give a go and try.

I woodount say no

It wouldn’t be shopping on high street shops as I don’t shop there and I don’t follow a trend .

I don’t blend in with others . We would go to vintage shops . I like quirky style just like you do _eeside .

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"As wot 1 person sees as fashionable sumone els just sees sum torn scruffey jeens.

But then he'll look like every Tom, Dick or Harry on the High Street.

Who probably have girlfriends or getting sex on a regular basis

Who only want them because of the way they look.

And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

I feel like I'm kicking a kitten every time I comment!

I'm not sticking my fingers in my ears and saying lalala..... I am taking notes.

Mabey i just don't fit in this age as i wos brut up by my nan Hoo wos a ww2 London evak.

Just on this bit...

And I meen no afence at all but.. .

1 your female. On hear or in real life you mite as well be god.

As a female you can go anywhere in a short top or sumthing and have a 100% chance of getting a guy

As a guy its not that easy. I wish it wos.

2 you wos 15 rite with your grandparents rite.

I wos rased from 0 with my nan. My nan mite as well been my mum.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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"Why don't you try losing the tash for a while see if that helps."

I mite for movember

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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"Its a no from me. I just don't find you attractive going on your pics.

I think you should lose the tach like someone else has suggested, perhaps take some new pics without the sunglasses to.

I think First Dates might be a good idea, they do match people up who might suit each other.

You seem like a nice guy, your tall and can accomadate. You will appeal to some people!!

Do you go out with your mates?

I have 1 mate i see on sum weekends and he just plays Minecraft on ps3. No he don't like going out.

Have you no work mates you could arrange an evening out with? "

Not realey.

Thay all see a night out as getting pissed out that heds. Witch is not my thing.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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"Seeside, you got more friends on here then anyone ive seen yet! Lad "

Thanks

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I would be willing to go shopping with you and style you .

If you don’t like it that would be ok . But at least to give a go and try.

I woodount say no

It wouldn’t be shopping on high street shops as I don’t shop there and I don’t follow a trend .

I don’t blend in with others . We would go to vintage shops . I like quirky style just like you do _eeside .

I like the sound of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

The men I fuck look like gifts from the gods, they're aesthetically attractive on every level. These guys dont struggle with women, these guys are usually dick heads because they get by on their looks. Then I see a guy that is nothing like the guys that I want to sleep with, a guy that's never had any sexual contact with women and someone that's struggling. All I can do to advise you is to try and get you to look a little bit like the guys I know, because those guys don't struggle. That's all I've got left in the tank. You exhaust me.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

Exactly.

I know you’re trying to help, but what on Earth makes you think that this is a useful mindset to encourage or reinforce?

Seeside, I’m not saying that you have to look like every Tom, Dick or Harry. And I’m certainly not saying that you should buy a £100 shirt because it’s got a certain logo on the chest.

The advice from people saying, “You’re you, be you, be unique, be yourself, don’t change.” That’s all very well and good if you want the next fifteen years to be the same as the last fifteen years. But the very fact that you have started this thread tells us that you don’t want it to be the same, and you do want to find what to change to help you get what you want.

The things we are suggesting don’t have to be permanent. We change our clothes all the time. If you grow a beard and don’t like it, you can shave it off. Shave off your moustache and don’t like it? Grow it back. Get some exercise and change your diet; if you don’t like the results you can go back to how things are now.

A Hawaiian shirt /can/ be a good look. They work for some people. A moustache /can/ be a good look. They worked in some decades.

There are lots of things about each and every one of us that our partners tolerate, and even learn to love, that nevertheless make an awful first impression in the early stages of a potential relationship. Presenting the best possible version of ourselves is not dishonest, and it’s not about changing who we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not realey.

Thay all see a night out as getting pissed out that heds. Witch is not my thing."

So what is your thing? You need to get out and about, meet people and let your personality show. Join a group of some sort, have fun, meet new people and with a bit of luck a nice woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

I still cant believe you'd kick a kitten

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't you try losing the tash for a while see if that helps."

I was actually thinking it might be a sticky on one?!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Not realey.

Thay all see a night out as getting pissed out that heds. Witch is not my thing.

So what is your thing? You need to get out and about, meet people and let your personality show. Join a group of some sort, have fun, meet new people and with a bit of luck a nice woman."

Can I ask Seeside. What were you doing 10 years ago when you were young 20's? Most people I know were out and about establishing friendships, meeting new people, stuff....

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By *hingy2Woman
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not."

I'd rather have an average type of guy than an Adonis arsehole any day of the week. I've met some gorgeous fit guys and most of them have been full of it. Confidence is a good thing but shallow and arrogant no thanks

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

_eeside talks about wanting sex but his actions are not about that. He doesn't want it at any cost.

The men you fuck are few and far between. You repeat your own patterns of not getting what you ultimately want.

Both of you are feted on this here forum because you are uncompromisingly yourselves. Neither of you take the advice given, but you like to ask for it and we seem to like to respond. Some of it may go in and change may happen over time: _eeside will lose his virginity and not feel hollow and you will find someone who loves you and not get bored.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"And that's ezakley not the tipe of girls i want to be with as the moment the next best thing walks parst thay will be eather gon or cheeting.

Exactly.

I know you’re trying to help, but what on Earth makes you think that this is a useful mindset to encourage or reinforce?

Seeside, I’m not saying that you have to look like every Tom, Dick or Harry. And I’m certainly not saying that you should buy a £100 shirt because it’s got a certain logo on the chest.

A Hawaiian shirt /can/ be a good look. They work for some people. A moustache /can/ be a good look. They worked in some decades.

Thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not."

None of us are. That's just one girl. Trust me buddy, it ain't your aesthetic appeal. You just need to meet more women, and have confidence in yourself.

Even if you were a Greek God, women won't fuck you if they don't meet you or if you come across as ilook introverted to have fun with.

Oh and keep the tache buddy, it's a bit of your personality coming through.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Why don't you try losing the tash for a while see if that helps.

I was actually thinking it might be a sticky on one?!"

No, it's really attached... ooh, there's a tache in there.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

_eeside talks about wanting sex but his actions are not about that. He doesn't want it at any cost.

The men you fuck are few and far between. You repeat your own patterns of not getting what you ultimately want.

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd rather have an average type of guy than an Adonis arsehole any day of the week."

Hey.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

None of us are. That's just one girl. Trust me buddy, it ain't your aesthetic appeal. You just need to meet more women, and have confidence in yourself.

Even if you were a Greek God, women won't fuck you if they don't meet you or if you come across as ilook introverted to have fun with.

Oh and keep the tache buddy, it's a bit of your personality coming through.

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not."

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody

That's ok.

But ill never get to no my way around a womansbody if i carnt do anything with a woman in the 1st place

why dont you book a few sessions with an escort

2 resouns.

Cos a escort will go with anyone as long as thay pay the bill. Regardless of health. And I'm 90% shor thay don't chek thar "Customers" and i don't want to catch anything.

And y pay for it. That's just being desperate."

Seeside, that’s really offensive as a comment. I have friends who are sex workers and they are as, if not more, healthy and safe-sex conscious then any other female I know who isn’t a sex worker. Please don’t perpetuate offensive (and incorrect) stereotyping.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Oh and keep the tache buddy, it's a bit of your personality coming through."

Something tells me he doesn’t need face fuzz to signify whichever part of his personality you think it represents.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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Not realey.

Thay all see a night out as getting pissed out that heds. Witch is not my thing.

So what is your thing? You need to get out and about, meet people and let your personality show. Join a group of some sort, have fun, meet new people and with a bit of luck a nice woman.

Can I ask Seeside. What were you doing 10 years ago when you were young 20's? Most people I know were out and about establishing friendships, meeting new people, stuff...."

Well i never made friends in school so it wos eather games on the game console or going out for the day to the zoo or on the trains or at college.

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By *xplorer13Man
over a year ago

glenrothes

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

And wot do i haf to do to not remind you of your dad

You can’t really change your face?! "
Lesley Ash did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

_eeside talks about wanting sex but his actions are not about that. He doesn't want it at any cost.

The men you fuck are few and far between. You repeat your own patterns of not getting what you ultimately want.

Difference is I know I have issues and I actually take on board and listen to advice that people give me and really try and implement it. I no longer give a shit about penis size which was a massive (no pun intended) restriction when it came to finding men.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody

That's ok.

But ill never get to no my way around a womansbody if i carnt do anything with a woman in the 1st place

why dont you book a few sessions with an escort

2 resouns.

Cos a escort will go with anyone as long as thay pay the bill. Regardless of health. And I'm 90% shor thay don't chek thar "Customers" and i don't want to catch anything.

And y pay for it. That's just being desperate.

I ment no offensive.

Sorry.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

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We'll I'm heading off.

I got to be up a 6am to go to work.

Thanks to all for your vues. Ive got sum things to think about and try out.

Hope you all have a good night.

And if anyone found anything offensive then sorry it wos not ment to be.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To everyone using age as a reason just for arguments sake say you were the same age as him, would he then be someone you wanted to fuck?

it would be like that film, the 50yr old virgin, so still no

no offence _eeside but I like a man who knows his way around a womansbody

That's ok.

But ill never get to no my way around a womansbody if i carnt do anything with a woman in the 1st place

why dont you book a few sessions with an escort

2 resouns.

Cos a escort will go with anyone as long as thay pay the bill. Regardless of health. And I'm 90% shor thay don't chek thar "Customers" and i don't want to catch anything.

And y pay for it. That's just being desperate.

I ment no offensive.

Sorry."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone wanna take a breather from this for a bit, put a pin in it as they say? Thoughts _eeside?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i never made friends in school so it wos eather games on the game console or going out for the day to the zoo or on the trains or at college."

That's telling to me.

Can I (again) suggest it's not anything about you as a person which has got you here, just a lack of socialising.

You just need to meet some more people. That first girl is out there, for everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead? "

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope.

You remind me of my dad

And wot do i haf to do to not remind you of your dad

You can’t really change your face?! Lesley Ash did

Oh yeah...after contracting MRSA...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We'll I'm heading off.

I got to be up a 6am to go to work.

Thanks to all for your vues. Ive got sum things to think about and try out.

Hope you all have a good night.

And if anyone found anything offensive then sorry it wos not ment to be."

Dont sweat upsetting people buddy. It's healthy for them.

Good night and good luck on your quest.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead? "

You know it’s possible to look good and also not be a dickhead, right? Unfortunately I’m an ugly, out of shape, dickhead, but being physicaly and mentally attractive are not mutually exclusive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality."

Perhaps realising you’re so good looking that you don’t ever struggle turns you into a dickhead tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not my type. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality.

Perhaps realising you’re so good looking that you don’t ever struggle turns you into a dickhead tho. "

That would be speaking for everyone, it wouldnt happen to EVERYONE, even if that was something that happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality.

Perhaps realising you’re so good looking that you don’t ever struggle turns you into a dickhead tho.

That would be speaking for everyone, it wouldnt happen to EVERYONE, even if that was something that happened"

I wasn’t being serious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality.

Perhaps realising you’re so good looking that you don’t ever struggle turns you into a dickhead tho. "

It probably does but _eeside knows the struggle is real and would maintain his personality and core beliefs because he was a late bloomer.

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By *eeside OP Man
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Everyone wanna take a breather from this for a bit, put a pin in it as they say? Thoughts _eeside? "

My thoughts

Try new stile pics. (show mor)

Try new look (old look no tash) for 1 month Onley.

Mabey get a cheep shirt that costs £100 for the 3mm logo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone wanna take a breather from this for a bit, put a pin in it as they say? Thoughts _eeside?

My thoughts

Try new stile pics. (show mor)

Try new look (old look no tash) for 1 month Onley.

Mabey get a cheep shirt that costs £100 for the 3mm logo

We really aren’t interested in logos.

You can look awsome without buying over priced brands.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Everyone wanna take a breather from this for a bit, put a pin in it as they say? Thoughts _eeside?

My thoughts

Try new stile pics. (show mor)

Try new look (old look no tash) for 1 month Onley.

Mabey get a cheep shirt that costs £100 for the 3mm logo

Fuck paying 100 quid for a shirt unless YOU really like it matez and only shave the tash, if ITS WHAT YOU WANT TO DO, new pics and stuff won't hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality.

Perhaps realising you’re so good looking that you don’t ever struggle turns you into a dickhead tho.

That would be speaking for everyone, it wouldnt happen to EVERYONE, even if that was something that happened

I wasn’t being serious.

My bad, getting to into the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" "Someone take over cos I feel like I'm just bullying the man now. Or is it just me and I really am a shallow cunt and being overtly harsh.

This ses it all really....

This is everything I'm nationality not.

Well said.

The guys she describe are all about their looks and are dickheads. Who want s to look like someone who’s a dickhead?

Yeah but what if he could look like them but not be a dickhead because he has the good personality.

Perhaps realising you’re so good looking that you don’t ever struggle turns you into a dickhead tho.

That would be speaking for everyone, it wouldnt happen to EVERYONE, even if that was something that happened

I wasn’t being serious. "

My bad, getting to into the thread "

Lol. Exciting things, these forums.

Hang in there Seeside. You’ll find that special someone if you get ‘out there’. Xx

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I've hotlisted you so I don't miss the new face pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've hotlisted you so I don't miss the new face pic "

Aw. Fanks

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