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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Do they?

I wasn't aware that we had a temperance movement on Fabs....

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they?

I wasn't aware that we had a temperance movement on Fabs...."

You didn't answer my question. So 10 lashes for you

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

I’ve been known to put make up on, not take it off before going to bed and then just touch it up with a wipe after my shower the next morning...

What a SLUT!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I like seeing other people’s naked bits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I am a self confessed complete perv on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I’ve been known to put make up on, not take it off before going to bed and then just touch it up with a wipe after my shower the next morning...

What a SLUT! "

Slut indeed. I like your style. I've been known to do the same... especially if I've work that day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like seeing other people’s naked bits "

Granted. Perv away, it's why I display

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get my tits out when I shamelessly want a bit of fab attention.

I don't even reply to the well written thoughtful mails sometimes.

I drink. I wear make up. I eat shit food way more than I should and I never go to the gym.

I swear a fair amount and I'm sarcastic to the point of being bitchy at times.

I judge people on stupid things like the way they spell "discreet".

I'm not perfect nor pretend to be. I'm alright though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t reply to all messages

I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!

My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)

I do wear make up

And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!

Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do they?

I wasn't aware that we had a temperance movement on Fabs....

You didn't answer my question. So 10 lashes for you "

wow free spanking lol.

I have a uniform and plastic Macs kink.

Plus I do enjoy water sports

And am just a big old TV submissive.

Who has done everything from wax , fire play to being wanked over by a load of guys at a club once lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I’ve been known to put make up on, not take it off before going to bed and then just touch it up with a wipe after my shower the next morning...

What a SLUT!

Slut indeed. I like your style. I've been known to do the same... especially if I've work that day"

I'm a respectable dirtiest perv you can imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes me bad?

That thing I want to with your husband.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages "

Gin on a school night? Snap!!... answering messages is for pussies! I knew you were trouble the minute I laid eyes on your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What makes me bad?

That thing I want to with your husband. "

You really need to incorporate more spam into that. I can't stress the importance of spam!

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages

Gin on a school night? Snap!!... answering messages is for pussies! I knew you were trouble the minute I laid eyes on your arse "

Godammit. I have gin envy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

Really? Well I’ve drank gin tonight, I delete unsolicited messages and hardly ever answer messages

Gin on a school night? Snap!!... answering messages is for pussies! I knew you were trouble the minute I laid eyes on your arse "

Haha I’m total trouble and I don’t care! I even slept in my makeup on Monday night on a meet and removed it Tuesday morning!

Sadly I have no more gin though

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn


"I don’t reply to all messages

I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!

My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)

I do wear make up

And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!

Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! "

Plenty of perfect bits I can see...

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m on vodka, but I always have gin in case a woman is here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What makes me bad?

That thing I want to with your husband.

You really need to incorporate more spam into that. I can't stress the importance of spam!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do they?

I wasn't aware that we had a temperance movement on Fabs....

You didn't answer my question. So 10 lashes for you wow free spanking lol.

I have a uniform and plastic Macs kink.

Plus I do enjoy water sports

And am just a big old TV submissive.

Who has done everything from wax , fire play to being wanked over by a load of guys at a club once lol"

You are just pure filth... Ever thought about spaghetti hoops?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Godammit. I have gin envy "

It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin?

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

Bless me mother for I have sinned - repeatedly!! And frankly I bloody love it!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time - Yes I am then that way they know the type of person I am

- Never drink - I drink wine EVERY night, hell I even smoke!

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living - Unfortunately I probably do look my age but try and delude myself

- Never wear make up - Wear a full face of make up when I walk out the door, I've been described on here as a 'china doll'

- always answer every message - After 10 years on here I ignore on average 98% of my messages

- always read profiles _ Yes I am guilty of this

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection" - Guilty of this also

- won't show naked bits _ I show semi ie see through (how is that counted?)

- hates others showing naked bits - Yes I can be a snob on this matter

- deplores cheaters... - Yeap that is me also!

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

Hope that response makes you feel better

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By *rimson_RoseWoman
over a year ago

Tamworth

I delete with impunity and have naked bits flying around all over the place. Is that good enough to get in?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol"

Chocolate in bed hasn't been allowed for months...not since I planted mine between hubby's bum cheeks while he was asleep... for a giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol

Chocolate in bed hasn't been allowed for months...not since I planted mine between hubby's bum cheeks while he was asleep... for a giggle "

Hehe

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land


"

Godammit. I have gin envy

It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin? "

Bloody ran out

Have had beer and an espresso martini.

Have Prosecco to help me pack...

(I will sit and drink Prosecco, chat shit and not pack )

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

But everything i say is 100% true and 99% of that list is me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Godammit. I have gin envy

It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin?

Bloody ran out

Have had beer and an espresso martini.

Have Prosecco to help me pack...

(I will sit and drink Prosecco, chat shit and not pack )"

I would advise that's better than drinking shit and chatting prosecco

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

But everything i say is 100% true and 99% of that list is me "

Aww c' mon seaside... live dangerously... just a little?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Godammit. I have gin envy

It’s your birthday why are you not drinking gin?

Bloody ran out

Have had beer and an espresso martini.

Have Prosecco to help me pack...

(I will sit and drink Prosecco, chat shit and not pack )"

I’m out of alcohol, thought of dialling alcohol but figured school night and that. Oh However I have some pimms but hardly any lemonade

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don’t reply to all messages

I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!

My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)

I do wear make up

And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!

Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! Plenty of perfect bits I can see..."

Sorry. Those sort of comments are banned from this thread. You wanna suck up and compliment someone find another thread buddy

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Im just really good

Good at being really bad

Guilty as charged on many of your gripes though OP

We each have our likes and dislikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Since returning ive tried my hardest to get a fuck but nobody seems to want to give one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep posting the same photo, cause I know it will get me the attention I so badly crave!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I keep posting the same photo, cause I know it will get me the attention I so badly crave! "

Find a better one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Since returning ive tried my hardest to get a fuck but nobody seems to want to give one "

I'm all outta fucks too... unless you're a big built exotic looking chap (think Jason Momoa)... then you can have the fucks you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t reply to all messages

I have had sex without a connection!! Yep just fucked because I wanted too and was horny!

My age is real.. (sorry no reason for it not to be)

I do wear make up

And my pics hide all the bits I don’t like!!

Im not perfect I have wobbly bits.. and if you don’t like them or me fine.. keep walking! Plenty of perfect bits I can see...

Sorry. Those sort of comments are banned from this thread. You wanna suck up and compliment someone find another thread buddy "

Just to be clear I didn’t post in the thread to receive a compliment!! I get this thread isn’t for that!!

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

But everything i say is 100% true and 99% of that list is me

Aww c' mon seaside... live dangerously... just a little? "

I do try but its just not in me

I need a nice ladey to help corrupt me

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I keep posting the same photo, cause I know it will get me the attention I so badly crave!

Find a better one"

Nah, it’s a crowd pleaser!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heee heee

*grabs crotch*

*spins on the spot*

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

I didn’t think I’d gain entrance to this thread as Swing says I’m an , after reading the OP it appears I’m a little . Yaaaaaaaaaaaay Sandra Dee has left the building

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Since returning ive tried my hardest to get a fuck but nobody seems to want to give one

I'm all outta fucks too... unless you're a big built exotic looking chap (think Jason Momoa)... then you can have the fucks you want "

Oh aye... he's a fitty

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol


"So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time"

Nope. Never claim to be.


"- Never drink"
I do sometimes.


"- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living"
I could probably knock a few years off and no-one would be any the wiser - and the only reason I didn't was because I didn't think to and couldn't be arsed to after I thought of it.


"- Never wear make up"
I sometimes do. Just not everyday (I refer you to my couldn't be arsed comment above).


"- always answer every message"
Not on your nelly. Even with filters on I still can't be arsed (I see a theme developing).


"- always read profiles"
That I do if it's someone I'm interested in. But I'm a speed reader so it's not exactly a hassle. And reading them doesn't mean I believe them...


"- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection""
One on one? Probably not. But put me in a group situation when I have the raging horn and am in the wanton zone and it's a different story.


"- won't show naked bits"
I will.


"- hates others showing naked bits"
Nope. That would be a tad hypocritical.


"- deplores cheaters..."
Life is complicated. People and their relationships are too. Cheaters vary in reasoning; a one size fits all approach doesn't work for me.

I also don't believe any of the above makes me bad. Just sensible.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.

I also stole a parking metre.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.

I also stole a parking metre."

Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.

I also stole a parking metre.

Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that "

Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Heee heee

*grabs crotch*

*spins on the spot*

"

Doesn't come much badder than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat multivitimins instead of veg cos its nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, I admit it, I have sinned once or twice in the dim and distant past. It wasn't my fault though, I had an addiction.

(it works for the celebs)

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.

I also stole a parking metre.

Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that

Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she "

You’ll be punished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6 out of the 10.

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.

I also stole a parking metre.

Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that

Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she

You’ll be punished "

That's what he's hoping for

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok, I admit it, I have sinned once or twice in the dim and distant past. It wasn't my fault though, I had an addiction.

(it works for the celebs)"

We need details

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

I pissed on a d*unk guy in a field once.

I also stole a parking metre.

Please tell me that isn’t Red who posted that

Yeah it was, and she looks so innocent doesn't she

You’ll be punished

That's what he's hoping for "

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Sometimes I've been known to eat After Eights at 07:59, that's the kind of trailblazing maverick I am

Fuck 'em and their rules....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I have waaaaay more than two shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a fucking angel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

"

At least lead by example and show us all what a badass you are by naming a few people that inspired this thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am a fucking angel."

Clem told me

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm bad in many ways, they help keep me somewhat balanced, so I'm not outweighed by the good-ish stuff.

I'm sometimes a voracious consumer of men, more cock than breaths taken - and not all with in-depth socials or much other than sexual attraction. That's for starters.

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

That I'm half Betty Rizzo, half Cha Cha DiGregorio, with a touch of cherry sucking Marty Maraschino

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

Well I wouldn't know where to start and haven't got the time to list all my bad habits

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

I may steal things out your fridge or raid your chocolate cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh... fuck the forum saints I'll do who and what I want with a glass of wine in my hand, with vag pics on display

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Love naked bits and wine so guess im a sinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mean what I say and ultimately what I say doesn't have any meaning.

You'll only know what I choose to tell you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rarely reply to messages, I do on occasion flash my bits, I can't be arsed with the gym and eat biscuits for breakfast.

I often do things without a connection to meet my own needs

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By *ky19Man
over a year ago

Plymouth OYO Hotel

Errr I smoke? And only really started properly recently having been very on off before.

But I don't drink (just rarely) or do drugs (never and never will).

I use other peoples' milk in the fridge without asking?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a selfish shit and only think of myself and world peace.

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London


"I eat chocolate in bed there I've said it lol

Chocolate in bed hasn't been allowed for months...not since I planted mine between hubby's bum cheeks while he was asleep... for a giggle "

I can lend you my bum cheeks any time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I rarely reply to messages, I do on occasion flash my bits, I can't be arsed with the gym and eat biscuits for breakfast.

I often do things without a connection to meet my own needs"

Phew, I nearly sent you a message you once, glad I didn’t bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes I fab photos I think are shit, cause I’m being ironic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes me bad??

Ask him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t do anal and i don’t shave my pubes.

That’s rebellion on a grand scale is that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy cock pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I enjoy cock pictures

"

I bloody knew it!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I can't drink alcohol (medication)

I've had very little wanton sex for the last few months.

I'm turning into a nun..help!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

I push back

I break my own rules

And imme

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I like goody two shoes

Often they have a hidden naughty side

Please say hi if you're a goody two shoes type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't drink alcohol (medication)

I've had very little wanton sex for the last few months.

I'm turning into a nun..help!"

Spring rolls work better than wontons...

You welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I enjoy cock pictures

"

I do.

Well, some of them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I like goody two shoes

Often they have a hidden naughty side

Please say hi if you're a goody two shoes type "

Get your own thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Meh... fuck the forum saints I'll do who and what I want with a glass of wine in my hand, with vag pics on display

"

Go girl! That's the spirit

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I enjoy cock pictures

"

Now your box will be filled

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I enjoy cock pictures

Now your box will be filled"

I've never understood that. It's literally never happened to me when I make comments like that.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville


"I can't drink alcohol (medication)

I've had very little wanton sex for the last few months.

I'm turning into a nun..help!

Spring rolls work better than wontons...

You welcome"

I could do with a decent spring roll...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

All sexual fantasies completed by the time i was 21 going 22

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

All sexual fantasies completed by the time i was 21 going 22 "

All of them?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)


"I enjoy cock pictures

Now your box will be filled

I've never understood that. It's literally never happened to me when I make comments like that. "

Really, I wouldn't know as have never confessed to enjoying cock pictures publicly. Or are you just saying that to guarantee extra cock pictures?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

I love sinners. It's what makes the world interesting . I'm happy to meet any less than well behaved ladies. Being well behaved is just too boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

All sexual fantasies completed by the time i was 21 going 22

All of them? "

University is a hell of a drug

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

I'm bad to the bone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I enjoy coq’s pictures

I do.

Well, some of them "

I’ve revised it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I get my tits out when I shamelessly want a bit of fab attention.

I don't even reply to the well written thoughtful mails sometimes.

I drink. I wear make up. I eat shit food way more than I should and I never go to the gym.

I swear a fair amount and I'm sarcastic to the point of being bitchy at times.

I judge people on stupid things like the way they spell "discreet".

I'm not perfect nor pretend to be. I'm alright though.

"

My kinda women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do what I want, couldn't really care what other people think on here.

If I've vagina pictures up, I seldom drink because I don't enjoy it. I don't always answer all my messages and yes I've gone to bed with make up on.

Do I care, no.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'm bad to the bone "
I know. And I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So go ahead and point your fingers... tell me who to fuck, is it them or her...but when will you see this as what i am...

an S.I.N.N.E.R

A NATURAL BORN SINNER!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I drank wine last night, I wear makeup and have gone to bed with it still on. I have naked pics and enjoy looking at some cock pics. And I’ll fuck who I want at that time. Oh and my age is real x

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!"

Described for heavens sake.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I like to fuck

I have several regulars

I delete messages

I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets

I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am a fucking angel.

Clem told me "

He's a big mouth

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I like to fuck

I have several regulars

I delete messages

I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets

I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me "

Haha love this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I like to fuck

I have several regulars

I delete messages

I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets

I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me "

I'll get the train home smelling of sex, but I wash the cum off of my face and hair.

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich


"I like to fuck

I have several regulars

I delete messages

I get a strange satisfaction of wearing weird socks to meets

I love not showering after a meet going to work the next day with dried cum on me

I'll get the train home smelling of sex, but I wash the cum off of my face and hair. "

well yes I do wash the visible places- after all i pretend to be all professional and stuff at work

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By *illyKMan
over a year ago

milton keynes

But it’s just knowing the cum is still there that’s hot. I bet it drives your man crazy x

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By *1sexypairCouple
over a year ago

Retford


"What makes me bad?

That thing I want to with your husband.

You really need to incorporate more spam into that. I can't stress the importance of spam!"

I love spam with chips & gravy Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most people on fab talk shit and lie .it's the internet full of ass holes cheating twats .Lol rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do like threatening people with bites when something is not as I want it. I'm going through lazy phases when my flat is one big mess and I definitely wear a lot of makeup.

Cute's sarcasm makes him bad.

And least but not last our joint love for Domino's

Kitten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've fucked a few of my customers wives while at work and being paid by them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!"

I'm renaming you saint ignite

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

I'm a wanker

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee "

No sweetie. You're miss honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad? "

Im naughty ... Honest

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

No sweetie. You're miss honey. "

Am I a goodie two shoes?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"[goodness Removed by poster at 26/04/18 16:17:24]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do like threatening people with bites when something is not as I want it. I'm going through lazy phases when my flat is one big mess and I definitely wear a lot of makeup.

Cute's sarcasm makes him bad.

And least but not last our joint love for Domino's

Kitten"

I think you two have become my favourite couple (well at least one of )

Purely for the love of dominos!

Speaking of.. i want one now

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By *urryfannyfuntimeWoman
over a year ago

East Devon

I drink.

I love naked pics.

I've fucked 2 guys at once and didn't have a connection with either of them.

Is that bad enough?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

No sweetie. You're miss honey.

Am I a goodie two shoes?"

Your mum said not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I drink.

I love naked pics.

I've fucked 2 guys at once and didn't have a connection with either of them.

Is that bad enough?"

Access granted. You brazen hussy!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

...


"Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee

No sweetie. You're miss honey.

Am I a goodie two shoes?

Your mum said not!"

You asked mum?!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"... makes me wanna barf!

So many on the forum claim to:

- be completely honest all the time

- Never drink

- look a hundred years younger than they are due to all that clean living

- Never wear make up

- always answer every message

- always read profiles

- Never fuck just for the sake of it.. without a "connection"

- won't show naked bits

- hates others showing naked bits

- deplores cheaters...

Etc etc etc. Yeah we get it.

Everyone's a saint if you believe half of what you read on here!

I'm only welcoming the sinners amongst us on this thread. What makes you bad?

You've just decided me down to a tee,bloody knew I was a saint!

I'm renaming you saint ignite"

Thankyou,I need someone to polish my halo now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just stopping by to let you all know that:

My poo smells of roses

And

I burp rainbow drops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just stopping by to let you all know that:

My poo smells of roses

And

I burp rainbow drops "

Are you the woman from that skittles advert??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just stopping by to let you all know that:

My poo smells of roses

And

I burp rainbow drops

Are you the woman from that skittles advert??"

Noooooooooo I was asked to do it but they chose Morgan Freeman instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just stopping by to let you all know that:

My poo smells of roses

And

I burp rainbow drops

Are you the woman from that skittles advert??

Noooooooooo I was asked to do it but they chose Morgan Freeman instead "

He is "god" so, cant really blame them. That and he is an extraordinary human being

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