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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...I’m genuinely interested!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can write backwards joined up.

It's been an invaluable skill!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I speak Chinese.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I can astral project.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I am a qualified fugu chef.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My right thumb is a half inch shorter than my left thumb.

My left thumb is the one that is the correct length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wipe my own ass

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

I can dislocate my fingers

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I’ve been on telly and the radio and in the newspapers

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By *elma and ShaggyCouple
over a year ago

Bedworth

I own and sometimes use a spinning wheel

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By *appyhumper123Man
over a year ago

hull

Most wanted was it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wipe my own ass"

Hold the front page, this guy has got a story to tell!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I speak Chinese."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wipe my own ass

Hold the front page, this guy has got a story to tell!"

Or theyve recently watched big daddy - brilliant film if i might add

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I can face paint and balloon model

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I speak Chinese.

Not even a lie.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I can speak 5 different languages,I worked for MI6 for 4 years,I ran this years London Marathon in a personal best of 2:15:00,I make up shit to try and impress people, I can also so play 4 musical instruments

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"...I’m genuinely interested! "

I have borderline personality disorder.

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

Im half Hungarian and I can count to 3 in 10 languages.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I can dislocate my fingers"

My ankles dislocate hurts like hell tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone puts a thread like this and you sit there trying to think of something interesting but cant, I'm afraid i must be of the mondane nature. Ill endeavour to update should i think of something

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When someone puts a thread like this and you sit there trying to think of something interesting but cant, I'm afraid i must be of the mondane nature. Ill endeavour to update should i think of something

Mundane is fine, I’ve never been in a Starbucks ever, that’s pretty mundane.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im like chuck norris when i do a push up i dont push myself up i push the earth down

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By *rumcouple2013Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

I enjoying dressing up in 15th century medieval armour and bashing the shit out of someone at weekends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I speak Chinese."

I speak Japanese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent my teenage years earning money from competitive computer gaming and was sponsored by intel ( the brain of the computer!)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I speak Chinese.

I speak Japanese "
when the bbc news weather appears, Stornaway is always shown and I always think of you two - getting rained on a lot but warmer than Aberdeen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I help save people’s lives

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I help save people’s lives

You’re Wonder Woman?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I help save people’s lives

You’re Wonder Woman?"

Pretty much, yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

From the top of my head, to the tip of my toes, I measure 5 ft 9 inches tall on my right side, but only 4 ft 9 inches on my left ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can wiggle my ears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I rant in Welsh when I'm angry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cum when I cum

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I (him) make awesome picked onions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a member of a swingers website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I enjoying dressing up in 15th century medieval armour and bashing the shit out of someone at weekends "

Is it a bishop?

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

I can do the splits

(And get up again afterwards

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

We are in a feature film called, " Gangsters Guns & Zombies".

(It's a comedy horror)

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By *rumcouple2013Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I enjoying dressing up in 15th century medieval armour and bashing the shit out of someone at weekends

Is it a bishop?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an unusual blood type

Mr B

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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago

Bury

I was taught how to please a women from a group of lesbians when I was 19.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a blue freckle on my shoulder. Weird huh?

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Due to a brain fart moment in my teens, I only have 9 fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was taught how to please a women from a group of lesbians when I was 19."

Now that IS interesting!

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I can wolf whistle really loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm clumsy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have met a lot of ladies through the years but only have ever had 3 longterm relationships including Mrs...strangly all their birthdays are on the 16th of march

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have met a lot of ladies through the years but only have ever had 3 longterm relationships including Mrs...strangly all their birthdays are on the 16th of march"

That cant be true and if it is absolutely nuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should of put a comma in there, apologies for that grammatical error.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

After a pretty serious accident about 6 ish years ago I broke my skull and my nose was so smashed most of it is now plastic. So not only can they rebuild me they did. Shame they made me so fucking ugly but at least I still draw breath.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In about 5 weeks time i will no longer be an undergraduate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can play snooker with one hand...using a chalk, highest break is a modest 79...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"In about 5 weeks time i will no longer be an undergraduate

Who will you be under after that

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By *ive_Have_FunMan
over a year ago

cork

"Due to a brain fart moment in my teens, I only have 9 fingers"

And the rest of us only have 8...

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By *ud and BryanCouple
over a year ago

Boston, Lincolnshire

"I enjoying dressing up in 15th century medieval armour and bashing the shit out of someone at weekends "

Funnily enough, so do we!

Dave even competes in full contact tournaments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In about 5 weeks time i will no longer be an undergraduate

Who will you be under after that

That'd be telling

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"In about 5 weeks time i will no longer be an undergraduate

Who will you be under after that

That'd be telling

Tell you what I'll let you go on top

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive always had a stressful job in the City but now training to be a massage therapist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was younger (a schoolboy level) i sparred with a boxer who went on to be a British and World Featherweight champion

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By *rumcouple2013Couple
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I enjoying dressing up in 15th century medieval armour and bashing the shit out of someone at weekends

Funnily enough, so do we!

Dave even competes in full contact tournaments."

Now that is interesting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I broke the landspeed wanking record.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have an unusual blood type

Mr B"

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm Canadian

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can eat 2 large dominos with stuff crust by myself in one sitting

Found one OP, i couldnt just be a blank canvas haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got into a fight with Terry Christian

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Due to a brain fart moment in my teens, I only have 9 fingers

And the rest of us only have 8...

Unless you’re from the fens...........

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I was one of the top 5 chess players in the UK when I was 10

I trained to be a Buddhist monk.

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I can put anti tank mine down , very skilled with AK47 , I speak few languages and understand few more , I have eaten animal brain as a delicates and love it ....

there are rather few more but don’t want to scare you all off

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By *rBakersMan
over a year ago

dublin/kildare/wicklow

I've a touch of OCD....

Or should that be CDO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can tie a knot in a cherry stalk with my tongue only...

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

"I can astral project.

Woooaaaah! Amazing

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I can play the instrument in my photograph.

I've been on the TV (A few times).

I've been in a pop video.

I've played music at top stadiums around the country.

I've met royalty.

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

I walked the highest mountain in England at 5 and a half months pregnant

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

"I can put anti tank mine down , very skilled with AK47 , I speak few languages and understand few more , I have eaten animal brain as a delicates and love it ....

there are rather few more but don’t want to scare you all off "

Yassssss girl!!

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By *aeganaWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

Im a big rpg gamer and a drummer and write poetry. Oh and met rik mayall when i was 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I’m genuinely interested! "
lost 60kg from bike rides and salads and soups. Got a few more to go still

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see dead people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have met a lot of ladies through the years but only have ever had 3 longterm relationships including Mrs...strangly all their birthdays are on the 16th of march

That cant be true and if it is absolutely nuts!

Honastly not a word of a lie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once got into a fight with Terry Christian "

I hope you won?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I raised money for Charity doing 3574 keep ups.

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY

"I own and sometimes use a spinning wheel"

I card wool and spin using a drop spindle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I still have a pencil lead stuck in my sternum from where I was stabed as a kid in class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can remember almost every phone number I see

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By *inkyDom96Man
over a year ago

Yarmouth

I’ll give you 2 for the price of one

1. My left knee is basically metal

2. I can get both feet behind my head (for anyone who is thinking of the usual follow up question at answer to that is yes I have and no I can’t

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By *_Yeah19Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

I must be the only non professional athlete/sportsperson to be the subject of ‘what happened next’ on question of sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The author, Amanda Prowse, follows me on Instagram

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick my eyebrows

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

I shot Ian Beale (Adam Wodyatt) in the head three times during a paintball tournament.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In about 5 weeks time i will no longer be an undergraduate

Is it still the case that you are not technically a graduate until your graduation day? I didn't graduate until October even though I'd passed all my exams by June. My first job actually had a proviso in the offer that they could dismiss me if I didn't graduate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im severly punching with my friends list

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I can put anti tank mine down , very skilled with AK47 , I speak few languages and understand few more , I have eaten animal brain as a delicates and love it ....

there are rather few more but don’t want to scare you all off "

Scared? thats made me fucking horny..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have met a lot of ladies through the years but only have ever had 3 longterm relationships including Mrs...strangly all their birthdays are on the 16th of march

That cant be true and if it is absolutely nuts!

Honastly not a word of a lie"

Freaky that haha

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By *JB1954Man
over a year ago

Reading

i can still get hard at my age lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I'm still here after having cancer twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Hi5.. xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

That deserves a crisp virtual high 5

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

me too, though even that isn't as my left foot little toe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I competed in a taekwondo world championship.

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By *WKinkMan
over a year ago

Bury

"I was taught how to please a women from a group of lesbians when I was 19.

Now that IS interesting!

Haha. Worked at bar mainly used by gay women and it happened when some of the staff stayed behind to party and things got a little crazy

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I just got paid to pop my finger up a man's bum

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

Fingers crossed for you and here if you want a chat xx

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

Fingers crossed for you and here if you want a chat xx "

Thank you lovely, same goes for you

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By *ive_Have_FunMan
over a year ago

cork

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

3rd time Strumpet.... wow

No one should even have to go through it once at your age.

Chin up and ride on

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

3rd time Strumpet.... wow

No one should even have to go through it once at your age.

Chin up and ride on

Cancer doesn't discriminate, I'm luckier than many

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I'm 30 and still a virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once a national gymnastics champion

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've been bitten by a penguin

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

3rd time Strumpet.... wow

No one should even have to go through it once at your age.

Chin up and ride on

Cancer doesn't discriminate, I'm luckier than many

Same here. I had 2 days off work with cancer. Back in the gym 4 days later. Passed my fitness test a week after that still with stitches in..

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I had pro football trials with Northampton when I was 17 . And I've been a contestant on the Weakest Link and been on a Sky show called Guilty with Carol Malone .

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

"
You better be Strumps or I'm gonna get to Trowbridge and kick that Cancer out of you . I've had all my parents and grandparents die of it so you ain't xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my best friend can shell hard boiled eggs in lightening speed. We discovered this over the years when preparing salads for each other. We both commented on how fast we can shell them which led to a competition between us!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just got paid to pop my finger up a man's bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to a brain fart moment in my teens, I only have 9 fingers"

Most of us only have 8 fingers unless you are from Norwich

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play county cricket

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

You better be Strumps or I'm gonna get to Trowbridge and kick that Cancer out of you . I've had all my parents and grandparents die of it so you ain't xx"

It's funny...all the men in like want to beat me up...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a brain tumour and today I’m in one of those “fucked off with it” moods.

I played County Netball for 10yrs and was about to go for England trials when my ex husband decided he would break my arm in 2 places. I never played again.

I can crack an egg with one hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once Sang for Her Majesty The Queen and her sister

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

Yes!!!!

I'm in remission for the 3rd and hopefully final time too!

You better be Strumps or I'm gonna get to Trowbridge and kick that Cancer out of you . I've had all my parents and grandparents die of it so you ain't xx

It's funny...all the men in like want to beat me up...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I learnt to drive, before I started school.

Have driven pretty much everything since, including a tank & a HGV.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still here after having cancer twice.

I love this.... inspirational xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can do the splits.

I'm ambidextrous.

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

"I just got paid to pop my finger up a man's bum

How much?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

I can speak four languages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have the power to make people happy ..... or piss them off depending on the circumstances

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have the power to make people happy ..... or piss them off depending on the circumstances

I used to have that when I worked in the DWP and was a decision maker for crisis loan applications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm 30 and still a virgin

I think we have a winner

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By *ive_Have_FunMan
over a year ago

cork

"I have a brain tumour and today I’m in one of those “fucked off with it” moods.

I played County Netball for 10yrs and was about to go for England trials when my ex husband decided he would break my arm in 2 places. I never played again.

I can crack an egg with one hand

I can do the egg thing....

But Jesus, an ex who'd do that to anyone let alone his wife has serious mental problems....! And destroy your netball career.

And a tumour, you poor thing... no words....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can speak Arabic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I used to play county cricket

I might have played against you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I smashed two vertebrae in my neck, and not only did I survive (at the time they told me I should be dead), I wasn't paralysed and I only suffer now and then with it all these years on.

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By *SophiexCouple
over a year ago

Kilmarnock

I was a professional model up to the age of 25 and I traveled all over the world doing it... from Andorra to Africa and every country in between (almost)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/04/18 19:55:56]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We both play the bagpipes

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I've met 2 Queens and a Prince

Dermot O'Leary has touched my bum (I was clothed).

I have competed in my sport at a national level and had an amateur fight in Thailand.

My eyes change colour depending on my mood or health (blue to grey)

I once broke my hand breaking into a neighbour's house as they had locked themselves out with a 2 year old still in the house.

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

I love taking part in track & drift days.

Miss purity

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

I got hit on the head by a vulture.

I used to be a traffic warden until I had a stroke 2 tears ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met and shook hands with Sir Tom Jones and Will I Am

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I can put anti tank mine down , very skilled with AK47 , I speak few languages and understand few more , I have eaten animal brain as a delicates and love it ....

there are rather few more but don’t want to scare you all off "

I need to add this one ... I used to live next door to Chris Eubank for few years . Now that was fascinating and definitely not boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm American

Can do the splits

Write with both left and right hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have did CPR 4 times 2 live two dead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am bi love turning straight guys into cock suckers

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Ive over 9000 followers on twitter nearly all men lol

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

I have drinks companies and bars all round the world following the Instagram page for my hobby

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By *azorlightMan
over a year ago

durham

I can suck my own dick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can suck my own dick "

Course you can big fella, course you can.

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I used to do my paper round on a unicycle lol

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By *azorlightMan
over a year ago

durham

"I can suck my own dick

Course you can big fella, course you can."

100% I can mate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I’m genuinely interested! "
I'm a triplet .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have read the whole of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have read the whole of this thread.

Incredible, we have a winner.

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

I read profile to the end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...I’m genuinely interested! "

Here - I’m always suspicious of people who ask me questions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve broken into 3 of my own homes

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By *hyntravCouple
over a year ago

North Somerset

Rhy has 8 grandchildren

Trav has 7 grandchildren

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

I appeared in a Bollywood movie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I start treatment soon in order for me to become a surrogate mother for a childless married couple I'm good friends with.

She lost her womb to cancer and nearly died. She managed to keep her ovaries though. I didn't think twice in helping to carry their child.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm double jointed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can flare my nostrils at will and do the star trek spock hand salute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start treatment soon in order for me to become a surrogate mother for a childless married couple I'm good friends with.

She lost her womb to cancer and nearly died. She managed to keep her ovaries though. I didn't think twice in helping to carry their child."

This is amazing... I genuinely have admiration for such a selfless act xxx

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By *hornleeMan
over a year ago

Stockton on Tees

I've walked up to Everest Base Camp. Also visited Chernobyl and got a great pic of me In

the infamous ferris wheel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start treatment soon in order for me to become a surrogate mother for a childless married couple I'm good friends with.

She lost her womb to cancer and nearly died. She managed to keep her ovaries though. I didn't think twice in helping to carry their child.

This is amazing... I genuinely have admiration for such a selfless act xxx"

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start treatment soon in order for me to become a surrogate mother for a childless married couple I'm good friends with.

She lost her womb to cancer and nearly died. She managed to keep her ovaries though. I didn't think twice in helping to carry their child.

This is amazing... I genuinely have admiration for such a selfless act xxx

Thank you.

Hat is well and truly off to you, dont know what more you could do for a friend,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start treatment soon in order for me to become a surrogate mother for a childless married couple I'm good friends with.

She lost her womb to cancer and nearly died. She managed to keep her ovaries though. I didn't think twice in helping to carry their child.

This is amazing... I genuinely have admiration for such a selfless act xxx

Thank you.

Hat is well and truly off to you, dont know what more you could do for a friend,

A kidney?

lol.

Thank you though. You're very kind

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

I’m competing in a local Strongwoman comp in 4 weeks time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I start treatment soon in order for me to become a surrogate mother for a childless married couple I'm good friends with.

She lost her womb to cancer and nearly died. She managed to keep her ovaries though. I didn't think twice in helping to carry their child.

This is amazing... I genuinely have admiration for such a selfless act xxx

Thank you.

Hat is well and truly off to you, dont know what more you could do for a friend,

A kidney?

lol.

Thank you though. You're very kind"

Id say your talking on par, there but your helping give someone else an opportunity to make their own little person. Personally, thats more sentimental. Kidneys are overrated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like putting people in triangles for fun

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I like putting people in triangles for fun "

Eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i was a Army boxing champion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know the guy in the cillit bang adverts that flies the jet.

That's me that is.

And the stag, that's me that is.

And the Prince of Wales, that's me that is.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

I like Dr who.

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

"I wipe my own ass"

With or without toilet paper... I love potty humour

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