FabSwingers.com forum: What shouldn’t you take on a first meet?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pair of slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your parents!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your quilt, pillow and a bunch of your favourite dvds

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Children

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

A gun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ovulation testing kit.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Canesten

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A selection of crossword books

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My giant bugs bunny that I go to sleep with every night ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A selection of crossword books"

Yes. Word search is much better!

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By *uteness69Woman
over a year ago

Walthamstow

"Pair of slippers.

Regret

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Stinking bishop.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Colostomy bag

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Your ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piers Morgan

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

STDs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A selection of crossword books

Yes. Word search is much better!

I actually prefer sudoku, I couldn't say that though as I always take my sudoku book to meets

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Your underware

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A selection of crossword books

Yes. Word search is much better!

I actually prefer sudoku, I couldn't say that though as I always take my sudoku book to meets

You are wild!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An aspostos suit and goggles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paracetamol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Colostomy bag

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unless you need one!! Going without would be messy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your ex"

I bet some would enjoy it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

engagement ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mask of some else's face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chainsaw

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Your kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your homework

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chloroform.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your kids"

Pictured this in happening in my head and couldnt help laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your wife

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Chloroform."

Why?

Rope and cable ties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your wife"

I'd be rather disappointed if my husband forgot to take me to a meet

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By *iroma2010Man
over a year ago

Blackrock

Viagra...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

150cc of Rohypnol.

More of a second meet thing.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Body bag

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Colostomy bag

unless you need one!! Going without would be messy

Shit, I didn't think that through properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Body bag

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wedding dress

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Wedding rings

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

His n hers antibiotics

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Knife set

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Signed photo of Michael Portillo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress"

Joking desperation aside. I would love to see you in a wedding dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A quick detour through the closest cemetery to pick up some flowers is a nice gesture.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Wedding dress

Joking desperation aside. I would love to see you in a wedding dress.

Haha its not on my to do list.

But you are x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress

Joking desperation aside. I would love to see you in a wedding dress.

Haha its not on my to do list.

But you are x"

I'll bring a top hat and monocle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shovel and body bag.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Gonorrhoea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really who would lol

"Children

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Your wife or husband

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Plastic sheeting, Duct tape, cable ties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Signed photo of Michael Portillo"
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Mines screwed to the wall anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huge strap on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dog

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Unless your going dogging obviously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scrabble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your dog

THAT’S where I went wrong! But the guy liked the blow job..lots of licking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scrabble

I think I'd be pretty happy if someone bought scrabble

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Huge strap on"

Really?

I thought that was more sunday morning church apparel...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Issues and hangups

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Chas and Dave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chas and Dave"

You'd have to be snooker loopy to take them.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A chihuahua and some lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Booze

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Your 50 metres swimming certificate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pet rabbit!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic Sheet Roll

Gaffe Tape

Van with no windows

Cable ties

Shovel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your free bus pass when you're claiming you're only 55.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your beer goggles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your case worker

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Your toothbrush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your case worker"

Laughing loudly!!!

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

Rohypnol

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Your ankle tag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A written CV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your court tag

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield

Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rohypnol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broccoli

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By *evilstongue88Man
over a year ago

bridgnorth

Crash helmet and shin pads

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A flask half full of cum you have collected from other meets. Actually just had that convo

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Your conjoined twin you'd forgotten to mention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your conjoined twin you'd forgotten to mention "

I don't know, that could make for an interesting threesome

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