FabSwingers.com forum: Granny Crumpet

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sadly, she is no longer with is.. I’d like to hold a 2 minutes silence and no posts in honour of Granny Crumpet.

RIP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What ? Has she gone unlos ? Or has she passed away ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually she is still there so I don't get your post

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart."

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Stalking? Me? Never..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Nana man

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go "

He's infatuated with her.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Wtf I thought she'd passed away then ya fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her."

You can't blame the kid though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wtf I thought she'd passed away then ya fucker"

She hasn’t passed away, she has left fab because of you fuckers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her."

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf I thought she'd passed away then ya fucker

She hasn’t passed away, she has left fab because of you fuckers "

She hasn't.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Wtf I thought she'd passed away then ya fucker

She hasn’t passed away, she has left fab because of you fuckers "

Now that I get

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many "

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?"

Why do you care lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol "

Its her job, she is a therapist dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

Its her job, she is a therapist dude "

Really where? On loose women haha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol "

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Has she left?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content. "

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

Its her job, she is a therapist dude "

Exactly I am. A therapist in emotions of the heart.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares..."

Incorrect, granny and I have banter because she has personality so do I.

You can give me a bj while I have a cuppa with granny

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares...

Incorrect, granny and I have banter because she has personality so do I.

You can give me a bj while I have a cuppa with granny

I'd rather not thankyou,I have my hair to wash.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We get it Nanaman, you miss her.

She's probably hiding out from your stalking

Aww don't crush his little heart.

Oh now I get it why you started several thread abt her ! Way to go tiger ! Way to go

He's infatuated with her.

That’s true. She had a personality unlike many

Why don't you just message her if you miss her?

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares...

Incorrect, granny and I have banter because she has personality so do I.

You can give me a bj while I have a cuppa with granny

I'd rather not thankyou,I have my hair to wash."

See you don’t care about my emotional health and happiness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we starting goodbye threads in advance now!?

Goodbye fabulousandbearded. I'll miss your shoes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are we starting goodbye threads in advance now!?

Goodbye fabulousandbearded. I'll miss your shoes. "

Goodbye to you

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares...

Incorrect, granny and I have banter because she has personality so do I.

You can give me a bj while I have a cuppa with granny

I'd rather not thankyou,I have my hair to wash.

See you don’t care about my emotional health and happiness

Your penis isn't your emotional health that's your physical health and unfortunately that doesn't come under my job description.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares...

Incorrect, granny and I have banter because she has personality so do I.

You can give me a bj while I have a cuppa with granny

I'd rather not thankyou,I have my hair to wash.

See you don’t care about my emotional health and happiness

Your penis isn't your emotional health that's your physical health and unfortunately that doesn't come under my job description."

Lol seriously?? Ask any guy what makes him happy. You made a claim your self above that you care about my emotional health and now you are saying it’s not under your job description

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why do you care lol

I'm very worried about your emotional health that's why,I have a good heart and want you to be content.

Lol.. you know what will make me happy

Yes a night with Granny,that's why you must message her to make it happen.

He who dares...

Incorrect, granny and I have banter because she has personality so do I.

You can give me a bj while I have a cuppa with granny

I'd rather not thankyou,I have my hair to wash.

See you don’t care about my emotional health and happiness

Your penis isn't your emotional health that's your physical health and unfortunately that doesn't come under my job description.

Lol seriously?? Ask any guy what makes him happy. You made a claim your self above that you care about my emotional health and now you are saying it’s not under your job description

I look after emotions of the heart,not the amount of blood that runs through your dick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny ? "

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job. "

If that person drink a J2O will it be okay ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job.

If that person drink a J2O will it be okay ? "

Make it pineapple juice and I might just sniff it. No peeking round the back tho ......

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

Seems she has Risen from dead

Maybe GC is the second coming of Jesus we have all been waiting for.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job. "

Funny.That's what Her Maj said last time I popped over for elevensies.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job.

Funny.That's what Her Maj said last time I popped over for elevensies."

I call her Liz.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job.

If that person drink a J2O will it be okay ?

Make it pineapple juice and I might just sniff it. No peeking round the back tho ...... "

Consider it done !

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job. "

It's alright I ain't giving him one.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Granny ?

I know

Cheeky little bleeder.

I am not drinking tea while someone gets a blow job.

It's alright I ain't giving him one."

this is hilarious

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Thank fuck Granny has appeared...was just looking for my black hat.

Glad it was a Mark Twain moment!

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

Has she left this mortal coil ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy birthday Crump

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Mmmmm, crumpets, just like me granny used to make will do just fine right now, finger licking sweetness. Fanks for the memories, OP.

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