FabSwingers.com forum: Story time

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Continue the story using just four words.

Once upon a time....

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

I was in a

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Online swingers based forum

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"Online swingers based forum "

Which sucked, the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Online swingers based forum

Which sucked, the end."

Spoil sport

Bypassing this one, please continue....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Online swingers based forum

Which sucked, the end."

But veritably a “happy” ending if he got sucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Online swingers based forum

Which sucked, the end.

But veritably a “happy” ending if he got sucked.

Henry hoover at its best

other brands also available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I got laid thanks to a website called Fabswinger.

In East of France born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Britain."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Britain living like?

Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and drink tea all day long...

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for my bearded penis in britain

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said "Fab" and it had dice who looked like tits in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, "Nah, forget it."

– "Yo, home to Britain."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there to get laid.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I got laid thanks to a website called Fabswinger.

In East of France born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Britain."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Britain living like?

Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and drink tea all day long...

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for my bearded penis in britain

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said "Fab" and it had dice who looked like tits in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, "Nah, forget it."

– "Yo, home to Britain."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there to get laid. "

PMSL

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped-turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there and I'll tell you how I got laid thanks to a website called Fabswinger.

In East of France born and raised, on the playground was where I spent most of my days

Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool

And all shooting some b-ball outside of the school

When a couple of guys who were up to no good

Started making trouble in my neighborhood

I got in one little fight and my mom got scared

She said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Britain."

I begged and pleaded with her day after day

But she packed my suitcase and sent me on my way

She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.

I put my Walkman on and said, "I might as well kick it."

First class, yo, this is bad

Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.

Is this what the people of Britain living like?

Hmm, this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, and drink tea all day long...

Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?

I don't think so

I'll see when I get there

I hope they're prepared for my bearded penis in britain

Well, the plane landed and when I came out

There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out

I ain't trying to get arrested yet

I just got here

I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near

The license plate said "Fab" and it had dice who looked like tits in the mirror

If anything I could say that this cab was rare

But I thought, "Nah, forget it."

– "Yo, home to Britain."

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8

And I yelled to the cabbie, "Yo home smell ya later."

I looked at my kingdom

I was finally there to get laid. "

FOUR words bell-end.

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