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Strictly fun & frolics with mistress, samiss, voddy & others. Part 104

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull

Welcome to our little social club,

Free membership,

Free refreshments,

Bring your own meds.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning campers xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Welcome to our little social club,

Free membership,

Free refreshments,

Bring your own meds.

"

Ooh, I've only just found this Paul, how lovely!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning campers xx"

Arfnoon Voddy, you ok?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning campers xx

Arfnoon Voddy, you ok? "

i am but tummy isnt

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull

Morning ladies

Mistress posted on the last thread something on the lines of "posting on here and starting the new thread" and fecked off without starting the new thread So I did it

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Any cake?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Any cake?"
for you always

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"morning campers xx

Arfnoon Voddy, you ok? i am but tummy isnt"

Ooh dear

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning ladies

Mistress posted on the last thread something on the lines of "posting on here and starting the new thread" and fecked off without starting the new thread So I did it "

Think it was a completely different thread, Pauley. Never mind, its nice to have a new thread starter, instead of us lot.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Any cake?for you always "

Cake!....me, me!

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Passes sami a instant

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes sami a instant"

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! "

Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one"

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! "

well where's Mistress when she's needed

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed"

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body "

what like one of those out of body things

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things"

Yes a bit like that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things

Yes a bit like that "

oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things

Yes a bit like that oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone"

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things

Yes a bit like that oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?! "

was thinking more of the A team

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Passes sami a instant

Thank you Voddy, been waiting ages for that, couldn't be arsed to get me crutches out! Tut he who should be waiting on you should have made you one

He's down the bottom of the garden and left his hearing aids in the house!! well where's Mistress when she's needed

I'm sure she's there in mind if not body what like one of those out of body things

Yes a bit like that oh feck do we need to call a priest or someone

Who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters?! was thinking more of the A team"

But we are the A Team

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

watching 4 in a bed this morning they went to whitby thought of mistress when they mentioned the goth weekend

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"watching 4 in a bed this morning they went to whitby thought of mistress when they mentioned the goth weekend "

Ah lovely, sounds great

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day."

Evening Iain, why you not working?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?"

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?"

coz hes on his holibobs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day."

evening young man

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!"

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?

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over a year ago

Hiya guys xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hiya guys xx"

Hello

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya guys xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hiya guys xx"

Is that an echooooo......

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working? "

Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!

Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.

Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?

Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!

Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.

Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off."

Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello everyone "

Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone

Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie? "

Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...

Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know

How are you?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello everyone

Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?

Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...

Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know

How are you? "

Ooh that sounds interesting I'm.not so bad, thank you

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?

Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!

Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.

Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.

Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing "

Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?

Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!

Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.

Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.

Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing

Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!"

That all sounds exciting...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?

Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!

Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.

Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.

Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing

Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!

That all sounds exciting... "

I'm turning in now. Speak to you all tomorrow night, energy permitting!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Have to love you all and leave you. Off to the hospital tomorrow to have one of those cameras stuck down me throat, hope its not a Polaroid camera!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone

Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?

Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...

Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know

How are you?

Ooh that sounds interesting I'm.not so bad, thank you "

Some is painful

Some is interesting

Some is private

Glad you're ok xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening All.

I'm at home. Been a long day.

Evening Iain, why you not working?

Because I'm on a week's break. Finished Tuesday morning after 7 shifts, & catching up!

Now in my own bed, wrapped up in a feather & down duvet - bliss!

Don't you have a hobby when you're not working?

Yeah....perving on here on this Thread!!!

Seriously, Music plays major part; choral singing has been foremost in my life & have performed in major churches and cathedrals across Europe and UK. Now it is collecting specialist CD's.

Attend old transport rallies on Sundays when I'm off.

Sometimes it's just nice to do nothing

Nothing but chilling out. Resting before a meet tomorrow with a Couple. Out to party Sat night, invited by couple from here too so back South next wk for a rest!

That all sounds exciting...

I'm turning in now. Speak to you all tomorrow night, energy permitting! "

Na night, have fun tomorrow

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello everyone

Ooh..Hello...howz you Eenie?

Hanging on by the skin of my teeth...the real world is throwing low curve balls at the moment...

Thank god my fairly newly found fwb is a wonderful person as well as, well, you know

How are you?

Ooh that sounds interesting I'm.not so bad, thank you

Some is painful

Some is interesting

Some is private

Glad you're ok xx "

Ah that's life..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just checking in as I'll be conking in a minute....nighty nighty

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital "

Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x"

Thank you lovely Eenie xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital "

Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x"

Nearly forgot. .. Morning eenie

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now "

I am having sedation, so should be ok Hopefully be a little conked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now

I am having sedation, so should be ok Hopefully be a little conked "

Last time I had one he said he would give me the equivalent of 8 pints of lager.. I asked the nurse when she took me to the recovery room why I remembered everything. ..she said because you'd be lucky if you got the equivalent to a half shandy

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

Oh bugger I hate them they don't conk you out when they do it now

I am having sedation, so should be ok Hopefully be a little conked

Last time I had one he said he would give me the equivalent of 8 pints of lager.. I asked the nurse when she took me to the recovery room why I remembered everything. ..she said because you'd be lucky if you got the equivalent to a half shandy "

Haha

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it! "

That's good news! Glad your home safe

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe "

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it! "

Brilliant news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and all. I shan't be on much today, having my endoscopy procedure at hospital

Morning all and especially you Samiss, thinking of you x

Nearly forgot. .. Morning eenie "

I'd already started work ... What a Fecking day Month end mania!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Brilliant news "

Thank you Eenie, really thought there would be something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it! "

Aw bloody great you came back clear sami

But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Aw bloody great you came back clear sami

But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep "

Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Aw bloody great you came back clear sami

But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep

Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went! "

Phew bloody good you didn't get custard creams. ....you would have been fecked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Brilliant news

Thank you Eenie, really thought there would be something wrong "

The best possible result for you then xx

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Aw bloody great you came back clear sami

But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep

Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went!

Phew bloody good you didn't get custard creams. ....you would have been fecked "

I know, I could have had them instead of the sedative, I would still be conked in their hospital bed!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Brilliant news

Thank you Eenie, really thought there would be something wrong

The best possible result for you then xx"

Yes, indeed!

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening? "

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Hello everyone hope its not to late for me to join in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone hope its not to late for me to join in?"

Go on then...it's nice to see another old bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

Aw bloody great you came back clear sami

But if I had 8 pints now...I'd still be asleep

Thank you Mistress, I'd struggle to get one down me. Couldn't believe it, she put the injection in and next thing I was in recovery. Kept me for a little longer as blood pressure dropped a bit, but had my tea and bourbon biscuits and off we went!

Phew bloody good you didn't get custard creams. ....you would have been fecked

I know, I could have had them instead of the sedative, I would still be conked in their hospital bed! "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now "

Oh dear Paul

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over a year ago


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now "

You sure your relaxing

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello everyone hope its not to late for me to join in?"

Hello and welcome

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

Oh dear Paul "

Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

You sure your relaxing "

Trying to, munching on miracles and peanut m&m's, no wonder I'm putting on 1kg a week

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

Oh dear Paul

Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside "

Away, Paul, wish I had the answer...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

You sure your relaxing

Trying to, munching on miracles and peanut m&m's, no wonder I'm putting on 1kg a week "

Now you're talking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Off to watch question time...see you's later

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Off to watch question time...see you's later"

Laterz Mistress

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

Oh dear Paul

Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside

Away, Paul, wish I had the answer... "

There's only 1 answer I know of, but I'm avoiding that route!

1 day I'll be a normal functioning human being again... i hope

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"Off to watch question time...see you's later"

Have fun

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"So, back from hospital and all clear!! Mistress had the whole 8pints of lager, slept right through it!

That's good news! Glad your home safe

Ah thank you Paul, I'm so pleased with the results! How are you this evening?

Ups and downs as usual, watched robin Williams in "awakenings" and kept bursting into tears

Relaxing in bed reading now

Oh dear Paul

Just another day in my existence unfortunately, emotional wreck that I am, the daftest things set me off, and it's even worse when I go outside

Away, Paul, wish I had the answer...

There's only 1 answer I know of, but I'm avoiding that route!

1 day I'll be a normal functioning human being again... i hope "

Yes you will

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


" "

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes? "

budge over im getting in with you

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By *aul1973Hull OP   Man
over a year ago

East Hull


"

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?

budge over im getting in with you "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?

budge over im getting in with you

"

to nick ya jaffas

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over a year ago


"

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?

budge over im getting in with you

to nick ya jaffas "

Things of the devil them....I'll stick to a proper biscuit

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Evening mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?

budge over im getting in with you

to nick ya jaffas

Things of the devil them....I'll stick to a proper biscuit"

dont you mean they stick on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening mistress "

Good evening _oddy

Where did that old bugger bugger off to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Oh dear, do we need to break out the emergency jaffa cakes?

budge over im getting in with you

to nick ya jaffas

Things of the devil them....I'll stick to a proper biscuitdont you mean they stick on you "

On my bloody silky's they do

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening mistress

Good evening _oddy

Where did that old bugger bugger off to "

hes out tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening mistress

Good evening _oddy

Where did that old bugger bugger off to hes out tonight"

Nah not that old Ian. ..the old bugger who popped in tonight ffs

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening mistress

Good evening _oddy

Where did that old bugger bugger off to hes out tonight

Nah not that old Ian. ..the old bugger who popped in tonight ffs "

dont know who you mean

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

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over a year ago


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow "

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glasses

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glasses"

not pd a penny for em and there bi feckers

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over a year ago


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers "

Feck your getting fab straight glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning "

Good morning eenie I hope you got a good sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I've just seen on the news...whitby is having a vote today on whether to leave Scarborough council and join teesside..feck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Good morning

Good morning eenie I hope you got a good sleep "

Morning Mistress, I did thanks, stress is a good sleeping aid!

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over a year ago


"Good morning

Good morning eenie I hope you got a good sleep

Morning Mistress, I did thanks, stress is a good sleeping aid! "

Please don't mention stress today...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.

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over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night. "

Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons

Good morning sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.

Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons

Good morning sami "

Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today?

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over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.

Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons

Good morning sami

Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today? "

Feeling a little optimistic today

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.

Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons

Good morning sami

Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today?

Feeling a little optimistic today "

Excellent! I must get out of bed..I will catch you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning Mistress and everyone. Just woke up, absolutely knackered last night.

Ah your 8 pints and the bourbons

Good morning sami

Morning Mistress, yes I think it must have been! You ok today?

Feeling a little optimistic today

Excellent! I must get out of bed..I will catch you later "

See ya later sami

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers

Feck your getting fab straight glasses "

no bi ones

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers

Feck your getting fab straight glasses no bi ones"

I don't have bi one I have veri ones

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers

Feck your getting fab straight glasses no bi ones I don't have bi one I have veri ones "

just made a brew way to strong as misjudged so have 2 to drink now

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"gotta pick up me new specs tomorrow

Well don't pay a fortune for them designer ones that no fecker can see that are designer glassesnot pd a penny for em and there bi feckers

Feck your getting fab straight glasses no bi ones I don't have bi one I have veri ones just made a brew way to strong as misjudged so have 2 to drink now "

Haha! Oh dear Voddy

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew "

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather "

i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter"

Ooh yuk!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter

Ooh yuk! "

im pleased they have named the baby

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter

Ooh yuk! im pleased they have named the baby"

Ooh not heard, what is it?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Just found it, love it, I have a grandson called Louis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter

Ooh yuk! im pleased they have named the baby

Ooh not heard, what is it? "

Something Windsor I think

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Sammmmmiiiiiiii passes a brew

Hi sweetie! Ah thank you just what I need Been out in the piss balling weather i got soaked to o heavens opened when i got off train and no where to shelter

Ooh yuk! im pleased they have named the baby

Ooh not heard, what is it?

Something Windsor I think "

Louis Arthur Charles...Prince Louis of Cambridge

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to. "

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Or could be after louis Walsh

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that? "

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Or could be after louis Walsh "

Ooh yuk, no!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Mistress, are you going tomorrow?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? "
hope she went this morning

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning "

I did.... more than once

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over a year ago


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family. "

Cover your fecking eyes sami

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.

Cover your fecking eyes sami "

Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? "

Yep so far I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning "

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow?

Yep so far I am "

Excellent news, I hope you have a great time, you got the outfit ready?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.

Cover your fecking eyes sami

Why? "

You look like your about to get pissed on

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times "

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

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over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow?

Yep so far I am

Excellent news, I hope you have a great time, you got the outfit ready? "

Yep I give the trews a press last night

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over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual "

I had mushy peas last night

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.

Cover your fecking eyes sami

Why?

You look like your about to get pissed on "

Not into watersports, so hope not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night"

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Hello everyone "
aftnoon eenie you got the cake to go wib the brews x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Hello everyone "

Hello Eenie, how are you sweetie?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! "

nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.

Cover your fecking eyes sami

Why?

You look like your about to get pissed on

Not into watersports, so hope not! "

Nah I don't like them gushes either....stink yer fecking bedroom out ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hello everyone "

Heya eenie how's you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady"

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"And could be a tribute to Lord Louis Mountbatten, who Charles was very close to.

Good thinking batwoman. ..or did someone tell you that?

It's a suggestion by the media, only they themselves will know, I like names that relate to others in the family.

Cover your fecking eyes sami

Why?

You look like your about to get pissed on

Not into watersports, so hope not!

Nah I don't like them gushes either....stink yer fecking bedroom out ffs "

Blurgh!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! "

Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady"

Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though! "

They were still in fecking shock ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!

Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up "

Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker "

I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep

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over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!

Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up

Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones "

Thunder clap. ..they have had to set a new policy were they now have to wear earplugs on every patient

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!

They were still in fecking shock ffs "

They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!

Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up

Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones

Thunder clap. ..they have had to set a new policy were they now have to wear earplugs on every patient "

They did have ear defenders on, as I left, so must have had a problem with someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!

They were still in fecking shock ffs

They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those! "

Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker

I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep "

you were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump!

Anethiest told me you did....scared the shit out of the poor fecker ..just as he was getting close up

Haha Must have been one of my thunderclap ones

Thunder clap. ..they have had to set a new policy were they now have to wear earplugs on every patient

They did have ear defenders on, as I left, so must have had a problem with someone "

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!

They were still in fecking shock ffs

They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!

Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me "

fecking coffees gone everywhere

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!

They were still in fecking shock ffs

They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!

Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me "

Bugger!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker

I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep you were "

Uh oh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker

I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep you were

Uh oh "

its gonna be in the sunday sport this week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Yeah, but I was conked with the sedation, so I would have no control....nobody said anything though!

They were still in fecking shock ffs

They did close the theatre down after my turn! It was like a conveyor belt in there, all queuing up for the camera. Some were having it up the bum....hope I didn't follow one of those!

Phew your lucky ...last time I went they spit roasted me fecking coffees gone everywhere"

Hope it was just instant ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Mistress, are you going tomorrow? hope she went this morning

I did _oddy I done two sudokos at different times

Ooh, that's a good clearout, I was just weeing...as usual

I had mushy peas last night

I was a bit nervous yesterday at hospital, coz they blow air in you, so they can see better with the camera, I was hoping I wouldn't trump! nah you wouldent do a donald in public ur a lady

Was cracking on to be asleep...dirty fecker

I was...hope I wasn't talking in my sleep you were

Uh oh its gonna be in the sunday sport this week"

Shit!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Who will be starting next episode?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Who will be starting next episode? "
i think mistress should

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Mistress?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ave _oddy

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