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Bollocks in cakehoke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Standard stuff , but mine won't fit up the milf I'm screwing arse so they are virginal still

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ffs cakehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re trying to push your bollocks up her arse?!

Am I following this? Or you’re saying “arse!” because you can’t fit your bollocks in her mouth?

Help, I genuinely want to understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get another milf

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Get another milf "
a looser one, presumably

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


"You’re trying to push your bollocks up her arse?!

Am I following this? Or you’re saying “arse!” because you can’t fit your bollocks in her mouth?

Help, I genuinely want to understand. "

Same here!

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By *loswingersCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

You can’t get your bollocks up your milfs arsehole ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there."

What a waste of cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get another cake ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More lube.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

It's the 'standard stuff'(from the OP's first message) which is concerning me: is everyone else stuffing their chicken(so to speak)of current choice with rounded man meat as a normal sexual practice as opposed to using their cock/fingers/tongue/various other things(excluding bollocks)?

Following this, if I just use my cock/finger/tongue/various other things does this make me a deviant? Finally?

Woo! - Thank god for logic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there."

I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.

OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.

I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.

OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong . "

I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

knew there was a reason i disliked cake

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.

I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.

OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .

I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me "

You think he’s doing it wrong but whatever you’ve taken to defining is clearly different to the OP. The old cakehoke is, in outer Hebridean, a square pot with round holes traditionally used for distillation. ‘Cake’ is used as the pot when in its heat source resembles a cake in its dimensions while ‘hoke’ or, phonetically, ho-kay refers directly to the dance where one would put ones left foot in, primarily, before swiftly removing it and replacing It with the right foot. It’s not uncommon for islanders to do the cake hokey followed by a quick y before turning all about.... for those previously unclear..... that’s what it’s all about!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there."

Me too!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

What with this and the gay thread, sounds like some folk are drinking heavily on a school night

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By *abulously curiousCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Cakehole haaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get another cake ...."

Nooooo bad idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get another cake ....

Nooooo bad idea"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.

I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.

OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .

I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me "
I always understood cakehole to be the mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For morning chortles, this thread is definitely worth a gander.

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..


"For morning chortles, this thread is definitely worth a gander. "

Oh dear, that just reminded me of the worst joke I ever heard...

Whats the definition of propaganda?

A Cockney taking a real good look...

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Remove your bollocks first and then try?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Damn read to the end and still no answer. I don't think anyone has tried to get their ball's in my arse before. So glad it wasn't a cake thread though.

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth


"Not what I was expecting from the thread title! I had visions of a guy hollowing out a victoria sponge so he could pop his balls in there.

I’ve seen a pic of a hollowed out apple with the cock as a core.

OP is saying about her arse, if he’s trying to get his bollocks in , I think that he might be doing it wrong .

I think it's possible that he defines cakehole differently to me I always understood cakehole to be the mouth"

You've misread - it's 'cakehoke' it's something different.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can’t get your bollocks up your milfs arsehole ?

"

Should I phone the RAC ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stay away from my creme eggs aaaaaaaagggggghhhhhhh

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