FabSwingers.com forum: Pet hates

By *oungalpha20 OP Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters.

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "

I can not stand loud eaters either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rude people who don't say please or thank you

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters.

I can not stand loud eaters either"

I hate it when people say i eat to loud...lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

That's not a pet hate....

It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snakes, why the fuck would anyone have one as a pet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say yes to an invitation when they have no intention of going.

D*unk women

Gormet food

Ugly feet on display

Bad teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Portmanteau

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

That's not a pet hate....

It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx

Yes, can't you tell these are my favourite threads

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Any type of posh restaurant or poncy bars . Here's why ..... A few years ago I went to a wedding miles away from home . So the groom had us all booked in to a hotel . Fair enough. That was until I made the fatal mistake of dining there the following day . Well alarm bells should have rang when upon noticing that several dishes I'd never heard of started at the princely sum of £35 . But I thought ok it's a one off and even though i was clearly out of place in an establishment such as this I gave it a whirl and ordered beef compote and fries . Well . What I actually , unwittingly had ordered was a plate of shit designed to be consumed by a dwarf . It said fries on the menu . They weren't wrong . There were 4 . Yes that's not a typo . 4 Chips . Arranged in a waffle type pattern to disguise the fact that it wouldn't fill up a malnourished mouse. And as for the beef thingamejig I can only describe it as shit in a bowl . I left and went to McDonald's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

That's not a pet hate....

It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx

Yes, can't you tell these are my favourite threads

All of the above plus shop assistants who insist on referring to you as 'mate'. I'm not your mate, you don't even know me, i fact i'm old enough to be your dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I'm driving down the bloody road, and I think, you know what I'll be kind and I'll give way or i'll let someone out of a junction, and the fuckers never says thanks/ wave or even nod or gesture (of the kind sort). Anger isn't the word

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

People who don't know how to use a roundabout...

1st lane is for first two exits not for all exits....

Feels good to get that of my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im actually really grumpy and have too many to list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "
talking with a month of food does my head in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All of the above plus shop assistants who insist on referring to you as 'mate'. I'm not your mate, you don't even know me, i fact i'm old enough to be your dad."

When people who work for me address me as 'mate or pal' I dig out their P45s!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that are constantly far too serious.

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By *il.redCouple
over a year ago

ashford

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters.

I can not stand loud eaters either"

one of the worst things to endure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tattoos

Fat people

Virtue signalling snowflake lefties

I'd add more but I am worried about my blood pressure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who faff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

The People who sniff instead of blowing their nose drives me nuts.

I dont like people who -

Lack manners

Cwtchy people (ones who like to hug all the time)

Bad breath

Thinking about it, i could do a list of about 100 or more things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Head fucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slow walkers

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

So in short 80% of the planets population

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By *limolder54Man
over a year ago

Fife

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters.

I can not stand loud eaters either"
someone crunching on an apple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rude people

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Being called love by men I don't know.

Bad manners

Being lied to

Burnt toast cause someone's turned the dial up on the toaster again

Eating the last piece of anything chocolate and not realising it was the last bit so I could of savoured it more

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

I find the word vanilla being used for the word normal rother enoying.

That sed i don't mone at people for using it as its just how thay talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

So in short 80% of the planets population

Yep with you on that plus

People who gulp loudly

And make assumptions without knowing you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being called love by men I don't know.

Bad manners

Being lied to

Burnt toast cause someone's turned the dial up on the toaster again

Eating the last piece of anything chocolate and not realising it was the last bit so I could of savoured it more"

Definitely that last bit of chocolate scenario, savouring the last bit of almost anything delicious is paramount

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

So in short 80% of the planets population

Yep with you on that plus

People who gulp loudly

And make assumptions without knowing you"

Wot have i dun ?

O wate my spelling is bad gramma.

Never mind

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Being called love by men I don't know.

Bad manners

Being lied to

Burnt toast cause someone's turned the dial up on the toaster again

Eating the last piece of anything chocolate and not realising it was the last bit so I could of savoured it more

Definitely that last bit of chocolate scenario, savouring the last bit of almost anything delicious is paramount"

100% agree.

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.would go to 95% lol

That's just a start.

Jem

So in short 80% of the planets population

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By *pforfun1234562016Couple
over a year ago

leamington spa

Fucked that rely up didnt i

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text talk.

Loud chewing.

Slow people in supermarkets.

Bad grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who stop at the end of escalators immediately after the end of the moving bit so there's nowhere to go for the people behind them.

Mr "grumpy git" B

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over a year ago

"People who stop at the end of escalators immediately after the end of the moving bit so there's nowhere to go for the people behind them.

Mr "grumpy git" B"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Text talk.

Loud chewing.

Slow people in supermarkets.

Bad grammar. "

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By *essandpatCouple
over a year ago

chester

Being breathed on while trying to sleep and snoring x

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

People who leave all their stuff on the table in McDonalds so the next people can’t sit down.

People who cross a road on red infront of tiny children who are learning to cross on green

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parents who let their kids scream non stop and don't tell them to shut the fuck up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who leave all their stuff on the table in McDonalds so the next people can’t sit down.

People who cross a road on red infront of tiny children who are learning to cross on green "

I agree with the McDonald's one there aswell, doesn't have to be there specifically but people who just generally don't put there stuff in the bin. It's the attitude "well, its there job". No, how about just don't be a c**t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Parents who let their kids scream non stop and don't tell them to shut the fuck up."

Creasing up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Footpath cyclists.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who reply to a message with just....'lol'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who reply to a message with just....'lol'

lol

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"People who reply to a message with just....'lol'

lol"

Lol

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

Ignorance and hypocrisy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Footpath cyclists."

Don't you just push them off their bikes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Footpath cyclists.

Don't you just push them off their bikes?"

No I don't. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People on here that send friend requests when you've never spoken to them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on here that send friend requests when you've never spoken to them

Oh, I wondered why you still haven't accepted it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People on here that send friend requests when you've never spoken to them

Oh, I wondered why you still haven't accepted it

Haha

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By *entula malarkeyMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

People who burp and belch loudly in public, especially after having taken a swig of a sparkly soft drink, and then state something like, "...ah that's better..." maybe for you, you coarse, semi house trained uncouth pigs but no for me, boak!!...just saying

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

People who just stop randomly in the middle of the pavement to look at their phone

usually when there is no space to go round.

People who eat with their mouth open.

Hold music.

Shop assistants who want to have an hour long chat with you when you are clearly in a hurry.

Those Charity people who accost you in the street to try get money off you, usually when you really need a wee.

Automated phone call things like listen to a message for five years and then press one for something, two for something else etc. Is there anyone who rings a phone because they don't actually want to talk to a real life person?

People who can't be bothered to read our profile and refer to me as a Lady.. Errrm no!

People that get all over excited because a random person they don't know is having a baby. Like who cares if someone that is on Corrie is getting married? You don't know them, you aren't going to the wedding, they certainly don't care if you tell all your friends about what colour their engagement ring is. Like seriously..is there not enough happening in your own life?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Parents who let their kids scream non stop and don't tell them to shut the fuck up."

Especially in supermarkets

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

not

bloody fat thumbs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Young generation of Boys who publicly put hands down the front of their pants to feel their cheesy wotsit.

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By *adlyDeeplyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Crocs.. top of the list.

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

"Footpath cyclists.

Don't you just push them off their bikes?"

Have done, but I've come to find it's generally frowned upon.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters! "

The wedding is off. Farts are funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!

The wedding is off. Farts are funny "

I'll come to pack my bag tonight.

Please let the windows open...let the fresh air spreads the smell of your loud farts !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Political correctness gone mad and those that get offended simply because they are searching for something to complain about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!

The wedding is off. Farts are funny

I'll come to pack my bag tonight.

Please let the windows open...let the fresh air spreads the smell of your loud farts !

How about fanny farts

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

God....so many!!!

Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God....so many!!!

Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint. "

... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters!

The wedding is off. Farts are funny

I'll come to pack my bag tonight.

Please let the windows open...let the fresh air spreads the smell of your loud farts !

How about fanny farts

That is music to my hear.

As long as they aren't more than 56.2 decibels.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"God....so many!!!

Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.

... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?"

I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God....so many!!!

Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.

... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?

I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively

I couldn't get out of there fast enough. "

Noted.

Let tea cool down before drinking and try not to froth at mouth when meeting that hot lick lady

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"God....so many!!!

Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.

... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?

I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Noted.

Let tea cool down before drinking and try not to froth at mouth when meeting that hot lick lady"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God....so many!!!

Top of the list is people who make a noise while eating or drinking, it actually turns my stomach. Seems to be quite a common complaint.

... but slurping hot tea doesn’t count, right ?

I'm afraid it does. One of my first socials slurped his coffee so loud, made the froth go on his top lip then went on to lick it off seductively

I couldn't get out of there fast enough.

Noted.

Let tea cool down before drinking and try not to froth at mouth when meeting that hot lick lady

x "

Mental note..

Let lady Lick get hot wet and frothy under her own steam.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up"

That tickled me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who try to board the train without giving those on the train chance to get off. Or people who stand so close to the door that people barely have room to get off.

People who don’t follow escalator etiquette at the train station. The sign clearly says stand to the left, so people in a rush can dash up the right hand side.

You guessed it...I’m a commuter!

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over a year ago

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though "

Especially if you're carrying bags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

Especially if you're carrying bags "

I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

Especially if you're carrying bags

I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure "

Leisure

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though "

Happens all the time to me at my work. Plus the kitchen is right by the door and on several occasions when I’ve wanted to actually go in the kitchen, I’ve felt obliged to go out of the door because someone’s been stood holding it open for me as I approcached and I didn’t want to seem rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

Especially if you're carrying bags

I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure

Leisure

Spell check

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

Especially if you're carrying bags

I’d rather they just shut the door and I’ll open it again at my own leasure "

Or if they wanna be really helpful, come help carry my heavy bags.... please... I'm begging

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

People not understanding what being skint is.

"Oh come on, surely you can afford 20 quid"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

People pulling you up to dance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haters

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"People who try to board the train without giving those on the train chance to get off. Or people who stand so close to the door that people barely have room to get off.

People who don’t follow escalator etiquette at the train station. The sign clearly says stand to the left, so people in a rush can dash up the right hand side.

You guessed it...I’m a commuter!"

This escalator thing happens at Leeds station all the time. They need to start shouting at people over the tannoy like they do in London!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulling the wrong finger

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Buying a bottle of booze and not being able to get the top off.

Bitter coffee.

The way my penis retracts more than I expect when coming in from the cold for a wee and I nearly go into fountain mode.

Huw Edwards.

People who don't say ta.

Pints of beer costing more than three quid.

The death of pool tables in pubs.

Cristiano Ronaldo.

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By *ookingforlustMan
over a year ago

northants

"Loud farters ! Can't stand loud farters! "

Soz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's my pet hate....

Well seeing as nobody else has said it,I will....

My pet hates it when the vet sticks his finger up it's arse...

I'll get my coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Snakes, why the fuck would anyone have one as a pet?"

Because they're fascinating creatures,they're low maintenance,they create minimal mess,they don't leave hairs everywhere,they don't make noise,the list is endless!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When people hold the door open for you but you’re more than a few feet away so you have to do an awkward jog to show you’re hurrying up

That tickled me

How annoying is it though

Oooo yes, work kitchens - people who make a mess in the kitchen at work and don't clean it up, or leaving their dirty plates in the sink and not putting them into the dishwasher.

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Footpath cyclists.

Don't you just push them off their bikes?

Have done, but I've come to find it's generally frowned upon."

Only by there mummys and daddy's, no one else cares

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'

Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.

Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?

...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'

Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.

Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?

...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board.

As a member of waiting staff, how would you prefer to be addressed?

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By *callycatMan
over a year ago

Mid Wales

"People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'

Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.

Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?

...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board.

As a member of waiting staff, how would you prefer to be addressed?"

A simple hello or good evening would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you ask a question that requires an exact answer and you get a yes or no,

For example: are you staying in or going out?

Yeah.. what are you saying yeah too? The fact your staying in or the fact your going out.

Bugs me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put that raised questiontive inflection at the end of a sentence turning it into an undeserved question.

I always pull people up on it who do it while talking to me. I've currently got a trainee working with me and I've told that I won't talk to her if she speaks that way!

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"People who can't answer a simple question without starting with the word 'so....'

Wait staff in a restaurant who greet you with 'hi guys' even if you are a mixed sex couple.

Being served food on a slate....wtf happened to the 4000 years of progress since people discovered pottery?

...actually it's better than being served food on a slice of wooden board.

As a member of waiting staff, how would you prefer to be addressed?

A simple hello or good evening would be perfect"

See, personally I prefer a bit of personality. I couldn't say "good evening" it's totally not who I am. I have the highest number of positive customer feedback comments about my service and how they can tell I care and treat them as people, rather than caring more about how much I can get them to spend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "

(grrrrr) loud crunching or slurping or swallowing etc.. makes me feel stabby!

Or whistling or humming

I work with a space invader at work that is constantly crunching on something - she needs to stand really close to me while chewing

WHY???!!!

She's really nice but this makes me want to punch her in the face!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say 'People'?

That covers it really.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men who lie about their age and being attached. It happens a lot on here!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I used to work with a woman who sniffed literally a few times a minute. It didn't bother me at first but after a while it used to grate on me really badly. It must of been a habit because she didn't seem to have a constant cold!!

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

"Arrogance

Ignorance

Bad grammar

Adults who overindulge Children

Loud eaters

People who sniff instead of blowing their nose

People who are cruel to animals

Being on the phone whilst driving.

Moaning about this site.

That's just a start.

Jem

That's not a pet hate....

It's a zoo. .. lol. ..xx

Yes, can't you tell these are my favourite threads

All of the above plus shop assistants who insist on referring to you as 'mate'. I'm not your mate, you don't even know me, i fact i'm old enough to be your dad."

People who eat with their mouths open.

People who drive in the middle lane when lane 1 is empty.

Shop assistants who give you the receipt and change together.

Shoppers stop and leave their trolley in the aisle.

People / children interrupting a conversation and parents breaking off mid conversation when their child interrupts.

People breaking off a conversation to answer their phone.

(Thanks OP, you've got me right bloody wound up now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who talk through films.

Bartenders who don't know how to pull a pint.

Traffic lights late at night that stop you just for the fucking hell of it when nothing is on the road for miles around!!!!

BMW and Audi drivers...

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

People whistling in supermarkets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who work in shops that have no clue about customer service. I do wonder if they were as shite in their interviews x

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By *Cocksucker84Man
over a year ago

washington

People who walk out of toilets without washing their hands. Fucking gross.

People who don't let others tell a story without interrupting and trying to go one better with a similar, grander story than the one being told.

Materialistic, shallow people.

Working in the service industry, patrons who are sure they're right when they're not and won't be told. The popular saying isn't always true, and just because you're expecting good service, a bit of civility goes a long fucking way. We're not the dirt on the bottom of your shoe!

Homophobes/racists/general bigotry, and people who read red tops and instantly believe what they read without questioning ulterior motives of the people writing the articles.

Following on from last pet hate, people who share shit on social media because a friend has without questioning the authenticity of a source. Google is your friend.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"Crocs.. top of the list. "

I'll see you crocs and raise you

Crocs with socks

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Disrespect for others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "

It's a Co diction called Misophonia I think it something along those lines I have it too I want to hit the person slurping lol

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

People who fly the union jack / flag upside down, especially when they are part of one of those groups who are so proud to be British.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What is your pet hates that drive you crazy? Mine is loud eaters. "

In life, not much.

On Fab, fun-suckers. People who literally hoover the life and laughter out of a humerous thread.

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