FabSwingers.com forum: Is a Jaffa cake a biscuit ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The name suggests not, but I’d dunk a Jaffa cake in my tea. I wouldn’t dunk a cake.

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

I wouldn’t dunk a Jaffa cake... but you will find them in the biscuit aisle.

If any of my cakes came out like a jaffa cake, I think I’d give up baking

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Ahhhh this is the old VAT debate; I think they’re a secret biscuit personally though.

I have some (almost) fascinating information relating to them also; I used to go out with a girl who’s friends grandfather invented the special edible ‘glue’ which serves to secure the tangy centre to the biscuit.

I am almost proud of this former association in fact

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By *BCambsCouple
over a year ago

Biggleswade

It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale."

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well ill be damned... that actually maskes sense... learnt something new today....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a biscuit you can dunk it

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
Forum Mod
over a year ago

My Own Little World

"It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god not THIS debate again haha

It's a BISQUIT

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale."

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Its a biscuit you can dunk it"

You can dunk a mobile phone in your tea, that does not, by association make it any more of a biscuit than a jaffa cake once dunked or prior to the dunking.. ps, the clue is in the name...

You can also dunk witches although you would need a very large cup of tea to be able to do that in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a cakey biscuit. No wait, it's a biscuity cake.

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

Its definitely a cake...its just in disguise..

personally i think its a cake spy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eu classified it as definitely

Nice

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Cake! Don’t belong in the biscuit aisle.

Should be banned!

I feel very strongly about this

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By *exualPleasuresMan
over a year ago

west Yorkshire

It’s a cake (VAT tribunal in 1991 said so)

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By *eadchefski1970Man
over a year ago

Milton keynes

When a biscuit goes stale it goes soft.

When a cake goes stale it goes hard and dry.

Therefore a Jaffa cake is a cake!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake! Don’t belong in the biscuit aisle.

Should be banned!

I feel very strongly about this

Pipe down !

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By *icebloke..but filthyMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

it's not the cake/biscuit definition that attracts VAT, it's the chocolate

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Cake! Don’t belong in the biscuit aisle.

Should be banned!

I feel very strongly about this

Pipe down !

Make me

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

It's not piss

(Wrong thread

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not piss

(Wrong thread

Best typo of the year on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a cake

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"It's a cake.

Cakes go hard when stale.

A biscuit goes soft when stale."

Well butter my bumhole, good shout

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By *ustafasinghMan
over a year ago

leicester

The realist question to ever ask, basically the same as asking the what's the meaning of life. I think Jaffa cakes are an i between dimensional physics and is both!

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