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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

New girlfriend.

Full time.

Shit pay but you get to be the little spoon.

I can cook but can’t iron.

Must love dogs.

Must be none vegan and none ugly.

Will consider women on benefits but independence preferred.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn ive got a cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is location important?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cat here too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is location important?"

Are you willing to move?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is location important?

Are you willing to move?"

Depends. Throw in some chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No coz what use is a man who can't iron XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was almost going to offer myself until I saw the ironing bit and that's non negotiable for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is location important?

Are you willing to move?

Depends. Throw in some chocolate?"

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No coz what use is a man who can't iron XXX"

Meh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was almost going to offer myself until I saw the ironing bit and that's non negotiable for me "

With a bit of councilling I’m sure I’ll get over this devastating news

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

What kind of dogs have you got?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

What happened to the last one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What happened to the last one "

The last one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What kind of dogs have you got? "

None because I work long hours. Just don’t want a cat because they’re twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is location important?

Are you willing to move?

Depends. Throw in some chocolate?

Of course "

Deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You forgot your distaste for lefties, is that acceptable these days? Full disclaimer... I'm not a leftie but I am left footed. I'm also married.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is location important?

Are you willing to move?

Depends. Throw in some chocolate?

Of course

Deal!"

That was easy. I’ll get you a key cut

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I have my own dog and I'm independent, I can iron but hate it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify? "

I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is location important?

Are you willing to move?

Depends. Throw in some chocolate?

Of course

Deal!

That was easy. I’ll get you a key cut "

Chocolate is my weakness. Fair warning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You forgot your distaste for lefties, is that acceptable these days? Full disclaimer... I'm not a leftie but I am left footed. I'm also married.

Mrs "

Are you willing to ditch the husband? You can keep seeing him being my back,just don’t let me find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is location important?

Are you willing to move?

Depends. Throw in some chocolate?

Of course

Deal!

That was easy. I’ll get you a key cut

Chocolate is my weakness. Fair warning! "

Noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?

I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth "

8 gin and tonics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?

I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth

8 gin and tonics? "

Thinking more 8 inch and balls

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Iv got 2 dogs, my own car, Totally independent, a raving nymphomaniac and hate unironed clothes. Ul just have to walk around naked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?

I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth

8 gin and tonics?

Thinking more 8 inch and balls "

Shush Scamp

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am non vegan but couldn't eat a whole dog. Also I'm a millionaire. Do I qualify?

I’ve seen what you can fit in your mouth

8 gin and tonics?

Thinking more 8 inch and balls

Shush Scamp "

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have kids

Will consider women on benefits to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn... Wrong gender. I love being the little spoon too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"New girlfriend.

Full time.

Shit pay but you get to be the little spoon.

I can cook but can’t iron.

Must love dogs.

Must be none vegan and none ugly.

Will consider women on benefits but independence preferred."

Sorry tad far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you tall enough to be the big spoon

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have kids

Will consider women on benefits to."

I've already got clean and won't be having anymore .

I've also got a big dog... Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How none ugly? I can bring my own candle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now accepting applications for

Boyfriend type

Must be single

Kiss well

Laugh at my jokes

Not judge me for bad parking

Enjoy spooning and rampant all night sex sessions

Local preferred but not essential

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now accepting applications for

Boyfriend type

Must be single

Kiss well

Laugh at my jokes

Not judge me for bad parking

Enjoy spooning and rampant all night sex sessions

Local preferred but not essential"

sign me up

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have kids

Will consider women on benefits to.

I've already got clean and won't be having anymore .

I've also got a big dog... Sorry "

That's ok

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have kids

Will consider women on benefits to.

I've already got clean and won't be having anymore .

I've also got a big dog... Sorry

That's ok "

That should say children

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Well I’m a fat fuck that’s allergic to dogs

So I’m out

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have children

Will consider women on benefits to.

I've already got children and won't be having anymore .

I've also got a big dog... Sorry

That's ok

That should say children "

All fixed

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"What kind of dogs have you got?

None because I work long hours. Just don’t want a cat because they’re twats"

Agreed

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"New girlfriend.

Full time.

Shit pay but you get to be the little spoon.

I can cook but can’t iron.

Must love dogs.

Must be none vegan and none ugly.

Will consider women on benefits but independence preferred."

I’m interested op!

Is the fact that a) I’m old

b) I live bloody miles away and

c) You neither like nor fancy me

... a barrier in any way?

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have kids

Will consider women on benefits to."

You had me at juls Mr See

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea


"Good idear op

Now hiring New girlfriend.

Full time.

No pay but you get walks on the cost in the sun set / mills out at restaurants and random surprise flowers or juls or chocolates.

I can cook, sow, wosh up, cleen but dont iron.

Must love cats

Must be none vegan or vegetarian.

Must want lots of sex with me

Must want to have kids

Will consider women on benefits to.

You had me at juls Mr See"

Grate

All interviews are in Margate

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By *TheBoneMan
over a year ago

Bury, Lancashire


" cat here too "

Love a lady with a little pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Damn... Wrong gender. I love being the little spoon too. "

Exceptions can be made

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