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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I’m notorious for leaving things behind. I’ve currently got pjs at an ex fb’s house, a small paddling pool of Liquid Silk in various locations, a strap on harness left god knows where and enough clothing to stock a smut themed hospice shop. The worst was when I thought I’d left an open shopper filled with LARGE sex toys outside a meet’s door. It was an exclusive development and he was pretty sure his brand new neighbours would take it in..,Apparently this wasn’t funny. What’s the most embarrassing leaving you have made? Either innocently or vengefully.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you know Ignite's toilet doesn't flush.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dropped our membership card for Eureka in Marks & Spencer last summer, a lady ran up to me to give it back. She gave me a funny look

Mr B

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well you know Ignite's toilet doesn't flush."

And now we all do!

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Well you know Ignite's toilet doesn't flush."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I dropped our membership card for Eureka in Marks & Spencer last summer, a lady ran up to me to give it back. She gave me a funny look

Mr B"

My kids found my Pandora card. ‘What’s this for?’ Errr...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once picked up the wrong knickers at a party. Poor woman that got my granny pants.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once picked up the wrong knickers at a party. Poor woman that got my granny pants. "

Ha! I can imagine doing that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once picked up the wrong knickers at a party. Poor woman that got my fanny prints. "

They can dust for anything at a crime scene these days

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

My dignity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost a top once. I probably could've waited for him to wake up and look for it but I really wanted to leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost a top once. I probably could've waited for him to wake up and look for it but I really wanted to leave "

I’m glad it wasn’t your bottom !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I lost a top once. I probably could've waited for him to wake up and look for it but I really wanted to leave "
b

I will return when we meet next time

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dignity "

I try to forget those moments..

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Lost a bra once. The guy fished three random ones out from down the side of the bed and said "Are any of these yours?"!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"My dignity

I try to forget those moments.."

As do I.

I left my phone once but we went back to get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost a bra once. The guy fished three random ones out from down the side of the bed and said "Are any of these yours?"!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I lost (it actually popped out) my lovey egg in the middle of a bar one night!!!

I got a bit sexcited to see her went running up for a hug and all you could see was the egg flying across the floor

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over "

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!"

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I once picked up the wrong knickers at a party. Poor woman that got my fanny prints.

They can dust for anything at a crime scene these days "

It'd take a lot of dust.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!"

Left your innocence at the door once or twice too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I keep leaving this site behind but it keeps drawing me back in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!

Left your innocence at the door once or twice too "

No idea what you are talking about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!

Left your innocence at the door once or twice too

No idea what you are talking about "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!

Left your innocence at the door once or twice too

No idea what you are talking about

"

I recall your eyes rolling a few times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!

Left your innocence at the door once or twice too

No idea what you are talking about

I recall your eyes rolling a few times "

thatll be the gin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Working in India. Left a “friend” in the safe at the hotel. Hotel was super posh. They emailed me at work saying I had left some items & would I like them sending back home.

This wouldn’t be so bad but they wanted to send it home with MD’s of a very large & well known company I work for! Imagine the hand over

Brilliant! Thank you so much for this!

I swiftly said “erm, no thanks”

Hahahahaha!

Left your innocence at the door once or twice too

No idea what you are talking about

I recall your eyes rolling a few times

thatll be the gin "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyway, back to the thread.

I left a shoe at someone's house once, could not bloody find it anywhere. A shoe ffs!

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!"

Lube and resistance bands? Where they used together? I'm struggling to find the correlation

Maybe you can help?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"I’m notorious for leaving things behind. I’ve currently got pjs at an ex fb’s house, a small paddling pool of Liquid Silk in various locations, a strap on harness left god knows where and enough clothing to stock a smut themed hospice shop. The worst was when I thought I’d left an open shopper filled with LARGE sex toys outside a meet’s door. It was an exclusive development and he was pretty sure his brand new neighbours would take it in..,Apparently this wasn’t funny. What’s the most embarrassing leaving you have made? Either innocently or vengefully."

‘ smut themed hospice shop’ I’m still laughing!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!

Lube and resistance bands? Where they used together? I'm struggling to find the correlation

Maybe you can help? "

I just can’t picture using resistance bands and lube without there being a horrible accident..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m notorious for leaving things behind. I’ve currently got pjs at an ex fb’s house, a small paddling pool of Liquid Silk in various locations, a strap on harness left god knows where and enough clothing to stock a smut themed hospice shop. The worst was when I thought I’d left an open shopper filled with LARGE sex toys outside a meet’s door. It was an exclusive development and he was pretty sure his brand new neighbours would take it in..,Apparently this wasn’t funny. What’s the most embarrassing leaving you have made? Either innocently or vengefully.

‘ smut themed hospice shop’ I’m still laughing! "

And I didn’t even mention the large box of carefully selected porn books that I think I donated by accident to the local cancer charity shop during a house move. Around £400 worth of Taschen’s finest I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I left lube and resistance bands - originally for the gym and incorporated into a sextoy at an old ‘friends’ house. Rather than being annoyed I hoped it’d bring him a bit more out of the vanilla and he’s enjoying a (very) bouncy young lady with my long lost goods!

Lube and resistance bands? Where they used together? I'm struggling to find the correlation

Maybe you can help?

I just can’t picture using resistance bands and lube without there being a horrible accident.. "

There's definitely a black eye or some whip marks involved somewhere!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I dropped our membership card for Eureka in Marks & Spencer last summer, a lady ran up to me to give it back. She gave me a funny look

Mr B

My kids found my Pandora card. ‘What’s this for?’ Errr..."

Nudist club in Kent

Ms B

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

We'd been having a bit of fun the night before and we often leave the living room a right mess to be tidied in the morning, too tired for obvious reasons. Early the next morning the in-laws knock the door so we rush around tidying up before opening the door, they come in and sit on the living room sofa. Mother in law asks Mrs what this purple bulb like rubber thing is (it's the douche) we both just freeze, Mrs says it's to blow balloons up with and that we'd used it a few weeks ago, meanwhile the mother-in-law is squeezing it assuming to see how effective it is at blowing up balloons. Could have died on the spot, horrible!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We'd been having a bit of fun the night before and we often leave the living room a right mess to be tidied in the morning, too tired for obvious reasons. Early the next morning the in-laws knock the door so we rush around tidying up before opening the door, they come in and sit on the living room sofa. Mother in law asks Mrs what this purple bulb like rubber thing is (it's the douche) we both just freeze, Mrs says it's to blow balloons up with and that we'd used it a few weeks ago, meanwhile the mother-in-law is squeezing it assuming to see how effective it is at blowing up balloons. Could have died on the spot, horrible! "

Hahahahaha! That’s a great start to my day! Thank you!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Lool. Just seen this, hope you had A good day

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