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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I get in your fort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I built garden furniture.

Three seater and two chairs.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Do people need to Knox to come in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone who does not click into this thread is dead inside...

Well done OP this is fantastic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get in your fort?"

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Anyone who does not click into this thread is dead inside...

Well done OP this is fantastic

I agree.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, I read your location as Menstown.

It's been too serious here for me to be childish. I did get pished on Friday, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent two hours playing with a toy sword and real shield.trying to get used to holding and using a shield. That's my story. But in truth I just wanted to play Viking lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I didn’t build a fort but I made a tent out side with a brush shaft and duvet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I built garden furniture.

Three seater and two chairs. "

So you are responsible for several, different kinds of etrrctions?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get in your fort?"

Only if you know the password...

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

Can we have a pillow fight and eat midnights snacks?

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

Outstanding Sir. I believe you have just won the forumnet, t'interweb thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get in your fort?

Only if you know the password...

I know it. And it isn’t a word, it’s an action.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

I am genuinely jealous and know what I'll be doing tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I built garden furniture.

Three seater and two chairs. "

That sounds too grown up!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Had enough thunder and lightning to last a lifetime last night, it was like being at a bad rave with a crappy light show

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sounds great fun OP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I get in your fort?

Only if you know the password...

That girl looks like a walllking password to me! ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do people need to Knox to come in?"

Ring the bell - end

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By *adame BWoman
over a year ago

C'est moi Boudoir

Did you fart in your fort and transform it into a man cave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Anyone who does not click into this thread is dead inside...

Well done OP this is fantastic

I felt epic until the next day when I woke up and though WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

Good work

We spent 4hrs almost non stop dancing last night, not childish but definitely youngish.

It’s been a while... we’re both rather achey & tired this evening

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, I read your location as Menstown.

It's been too serious here for me to be childish. I did get pished on Friday, though.

Ha ha, this site should be renamed Men’s Town...population 10,000 men, 100 women

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Was meant to be at an allnighter but ended up staying in.

Felt hungry @midnight so ordered a takeaway Balti (all good so far) but I met some mates at the Balti and ended up at 5am being stopped by the police for using my mates kids Little tykes car to get home.

Luckily the police had a soh and apparently a 6ft 3 man in a kids car had made their night so they followed me home the last 200 yards then left me.

The car turned over and I couldn't get my legs out for what seemed like ages.(probably wasn't)

Had to do the walk of shame this morning to my mates house to return the car and apologise to his 6yo as he thought it had been stolen

To top it off my ankles twice the size it should be and I had to get my mum to get a taxi to me as i had promised to take her out for a meal and I wasn't in a fit state to safely drive.

There's a moral to the story hidden somewhere

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can we have a pillow fight and eat midnights snacks?"

Sorry the pillows are used to keep out the ghosts...but bring Haribos

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, I read your location as Menstown.

It's been too serious here for me to be childish. I did get pished on Friday, though.

Ha ha, this site should be renamed Men’s Town...population 10,000 men, 100 women

May I have my 100 men in batches of 10, please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We pulled out the ps1 and played old Harry Potter games

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Was meant to be at an allnighter but ended up staying in.

Luckily the police had a soh and apparently a 6ft 3 man in a kids car had made their night so they followed me home the last 200 yards then left me.

The car turned over and I couldn't get my legs out for what seemed like ages.(probably wasn't)

Had to do the walk of shame this morning to my mates house to return the car and apologise to his 6yo as he thought it had been stolen

To top it off my ankles twice the size it should be and I had to get my mum to get a taxi to me as i had promised to take her out for a meal and I wasn't in a fit state to safely drive.

There's a moral to the story hidden somewhere

Is it that you're a Gremlin and shouldn't eat after midnight?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We pulled out the ps1 and played old Harry Potter games

Super Nintendo here! ??

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I took a short cut through the park yesterday on the way back from grown up supermarket shopping type stuff. And there was the new playground area and since it had just finished raining there were no kids anywhere to be seen so I spent 20 minutes on the swing and bloody loved it, even though I got a slightly damp arse in the process.

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By *horstrollMan
over a year ago

Caprona

i recreated the great escape in the garden…..3 feet of clay down, i surrendered to a German beer

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I get in your fort?

Only if you know the password...

I know it. And it isn’t a word, it’s an action.

Sounds like you’ve been in a few forts

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

Did you sleep outside in this set up? I’m impressed if you did OP...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"We pulled out the ps1 and played old Harry Potter games

Super Nintendo here! ??"

Super Nintendo, N64, and Gamecube got dug out the loft this weekend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

I am genuinely jealous and know what I'll be doing tonight"

Do it...I didn’t stop smiling whilst I was building it and was proper made up with myself lying inside listening to the rain...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

Good work

We spent 4hrs almost non stop dancing last night, not childish but definitely youngish.

It’s been a while... we’re both rather achey & tired this evening "

If it makes you feel young again then that’s the main thing...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Was meant to be at an allnighter but ended up staying in.

Luckily the police had a soh and apparently a 6ft 3 man in a kids car had made their night so they followed me home the last 200 yards then left me.

The car turned over and I couldn't get my legs out for what seemed like ages.(probably wasn't)

Had to do the walk of shame this morning to my mates house to return the car and apologise to his 6yo as he thought it had been stolen

To top it off my ankles twice the size it should be and I had to get my mum to get a taxi to me as i had promised to take her out for a meal and I wasn't in a fit state to safely drive.

There's a moral to the story hidden somewhere

Ha ha...At least mine was in the comfort of my own home and no one knows how silly it was

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I took a short cut through the park yesterday on the way back from grown up supermarket shopping type stuff. And there was the new playground area and since it had just finished raining there were no kids anywhere to be seen so I spent 20 minutes on the swing and bloody loved it, even though I got a slightly damp arse in the process."

Some things are worth getting a damp arse for

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

Then have it you shall...invite me to yours and we’ll spend the weekend building a tree house

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

love it! well done op- I have to do that soon ha ha.

I cheered up a grumpy fb today with some sex and a massage and the promise of language lessons ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I adulted properly this weekend. Unless, eating a bag of giant Cadburys buttons can be construed as childish.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'd love a couple of hours there if you're up for visitors x

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By *arpePinguisWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Fort building is a wondrous thing, well done! My inner child was soothed by snuggling with the kitten I'm catsitting, cuddling while she experienced her first thunderstorm

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

I want to lye in your fort also

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By *uteLittleGeekWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

Then have it you shall...invite me to yours and we’ll spend the weekend building a tree house

Are you serious ? ??

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

Then have it you shall...invite me to yours and we’ll spend the weekend building a tree house

Are you serious ? ??

The man built a fort, of course he's serious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"love it! well done op- I have to do that soon ha ha.

I cheered up a grumpy fb today with some sex and a massage and the promise of language lessons ha ha"

Sounds like FB had to have a smile on his face after that!! Language lessons??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I adulted properly this weekend. Unless, eating a bag of giant Cadburys buttons can be construed as childish. "

Ahhhh too adultish....next time balance 5 on your nose and try to lick them into your mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cried like a baby.

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

"OP, I read your location as Menstown.

It's been too serious here for me to be childish. I did get pished on Friday, though.

Ha ha, this site should be renamed Men’s Town...population 10,000 men, 100 women

Make that 99, keep your eyes off my Mother!

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"love it! well done op- I have to do that soon ha ha.

I cheered up a grumpy fb today with some sex and a massage and the promise of language lessons ha ha

Sounds like FB had to have a smile on his face after that!! Language lessons?? "

he did. and all sex stuff aside- I was glad I could change his mood as i know how it feels when you just feel shit.

yeah, he is thinking about moving to where I come from

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love a couple of hours there if you're up for visitors x "

If you can get past the girl eating crocodile that I made for my moat around the fort then you are welcome anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

Then have it you shall...invite me to yours and we’ll spend the weekend building a tree house

Are you serious ? ??

The man built a fort, of course he's serious.

What’s a tree house when you can build a fort whilst d*unk

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I'd love a couple of hours there if you're up for visitors x

If you can get past the girl eating crocodile that I made for my moat around the fort then you are welcome anytime

I'll take my chances - thank you x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

I want to lye in your fort also

I think I’m going to need a bigger fort! Some people may have to lie on top of others now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cried like a baby. "

Is that when I showed you my pee pee?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"love it! well done op- I have to do that soon ha ha.

I cheered up a grumpy fb today with some sex and a massage and the promise of language lessons ha ha

Sounds like FB had to have a smile on his face after that!! Language lessons??

he did. and all sex stuff aside- I was glad I could change his mood as i know how it feels when you just feel shit.

yeah, he is thinking about moving to where I come from

I didn’t know heaven had a language

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fort building is a wondrous thing, well done! My inner child was soothed by snuggling with the kitten I'm catsitting, cuddling while she experienced her first thunderstorm"

Did the cute kitten get lost in your puppies

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

Childish? Annoyed my daughter by singing and dancing my way round Tesco!!

Proud? After several hours, air bluer than the sky, and several goes that involved taking it down, rewiring and putting it back again, I fitted a new light fitting in the hall!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

Excellent work OP, that sounds like my festival tent!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Childish? Annoyed my daughter by singing and dancing my way round Tesco!!

Proud? After several hours, air bluer than the sky, and several goes that involved taking it down, rewiring and putting it back again, I fitted a new light fitting in the hall!!

Ha ha, that remind me of being in Asda the other night when I was in the aisle by myself and a Michael Jackson song came on...my foot was tapping and in my head I was moonwalking down the aisle...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

Excellent work OP, that sounds like my festival tent!

Does your festival tent keep out monsters and ghosts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excellent work!

I danced my feet off at a party on Saturday night. Completely alone as none of the other boring buggers danced!

Loved it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excellent work!

I danced my feet off at a party on Saturday night. Completely alone as none of the other boring buggers danced!

Loved it

Well done

That was me at my works Christmas Party...3 hours solid on the dance floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good on you Op.

I played off ground tick yesterday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

What made you feel proud or childish this weekend?

Outstanding Sir. I believe you have just won the forumnet, t'interweb thing."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was meant to be at an allnighter but ended up staying in.

Luckily the police had a soh and apparently a 6ft 3 man in a kids car had made their night so they followed me home the last 200 yards then left me.

The car turned over and I couldn't get my legs out for what seemed like ages.(probably wasn't)

Had to do the walk of shame this morning to my mates house to return the car and apologise to his 6yo as he thought it had been stolen

To top it off my ankles twice the size it should be and I had to get my mum to get a taxi to me as i had promised to take her out for a meal and I wasn't in a fit state to safely drive.

There's a moral to the story hidden somewhere

Epic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I spent three hours lying on the grass in the sunshine, spotting shapes in the clouds. Made me very happy

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

Excellent work OP, that sounds like my festival tent!

Does your festival tent keep out monsters and ghosts? "

I believe that's what the fairy lights do? Oh and ps - it's high enough for dancing in, my tent! !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Excellent work!

I danced my feet off at a party on Saturday night. Completely alone as none of the other boring buggers danced!

Loved it

Ah yes, you get a special award for that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nerf gun fights with the kids.

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By *traight up guyMan
over a year ago

Morpeth

"I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

Then have it you shall...invite me to yours and we’ll spend the weekend building a tree house

Are you serious ? ??

Happy to be part of Flower's tree house building team too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Good on you Op.

I played off ground tick yesterday.

...I hope you didn’t cheat and just stay in the one place. I hated kids that did that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I spent three hours lying on the grass in the sunshine, spotting shapes in the clouds. Made me very happy "

Ahhhh I love that...lying back, looking to the sky, thinking of nothing and not letting time dictate you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"...on Friday night after getting in from the pub.

I used the duvet, sofa cushions, pillows, some fairy lights and a sleeping bag.

I then stuck thunder and raining sounds on my Bluetooth speaker and fell asleep until about 3 in the morning

Excellent work OP, that sounds like my festival tent!

Does your festival tent keep out monsters and ghosts?

I believe that's what the fairy lights do? Oh and ps - it's high enough for dancing in, my tent! !

Well, I’m jealous now....I may have to stand the sofa on the side for me to be able to stand up in my fort. I may become rich with all the coins that drop out too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I adulted properly this weekend. Unless, eating a bag of giant Cadburys buttons can be construed as childish.

Ahhhh too adultish....next time balance 5 on your nose and try to lick them into your mouth

My tongue isn't long enough

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I still dream of a tree house . I wanted since I was a little girl but never had it .

Your post reminded me how much I still want it .

Then have it you shall...invite me to yours and we’ll spend the weekend building a tree house

Are you serious ? ??

Happy to be part of Flower's tree house building team too. "

This could become like groundforce!! I hope she’s supplies pop and crisps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Excellent work!

I danced my feet off at a party on Saturday night. Completely alone as none of the other boring buggers danced!

Loved it

Ah yes, you get a special award for that!

Why thank you

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