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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I fell asleep this afternoon and was woken by very loud banging on door .As I walked down stairs I heard from behind door "If you dont open the fucking door in the next 30 secs and give me my ball back you fucking whore with a blue waffle" , I opened the door and there stood a boy who cant have been more than 9, well after I gave him a mouthful I thought how on earth does he know about a blue waffle seeing as how I only found out about it a cpl of onths ago and I am 47.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I fell asleep this afternoon and was woken by very loud banging on door .As I walked down stairs I heard from behind door "If you dont open the fucking door in the next 30 secs and give me my ball back you fucking whore with a blue waffle" , I opened the door and there stood a boy who cant have been more than 9, well after I gave him a mouthful I thought how on earth does he know about a blue waffle seeing as how I only found out about it a cpl of onths ago and I am 47."

I'd have washed his blue mouth out with a squeeze of washing up liquid!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have cut the feckin ball in two and handed the little runt the two halves back.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

omg i cant believe that, that is just downright disgusting and intimidating even if he is only that age.

You can tell hes going to be a nice lad when he grows up

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Only 47? Just goes off to check if Just's number really began with 2,785,???,???

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

I'll have a word with his mother. It'll be quieter next weekend, it's my weekend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have told the little shit to bring his parents along to collect the ball..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

he didnt get ball back just put it back over fence about 10 mins ago now its gone dark and they gone in hopefully someone will pinch it by morning , mean yep too bloody right .

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

just shoot the little barsteward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what is a blue waffle? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what is a blue waffle? lol"

google it but wait till your deep fried mars bar has settled

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"what is a blue waffle? lol"

prepare to see your mars bar again, when you see the blue waffle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh if only i were around his age and in the vicinity. id kicked shit out of him

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay


"oh if only i were around his age and in the vicinity. id kicked shit out of him "

Wow....how random is that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww noo!! i shouldnt have clicked images.. thats rank!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"oh if only i were around his age and in the vicinity. id kicked shit out of him

Wow....how random is that?"

ha yeh was a bit of a random thought/response

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"awwww noo!! i shouldnt have clicked images.. thats rank! "

did you hold onto your mars bar

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"awwww noo!! i shouldnt have clicked images.. thats rank! "

she would still get mail on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"awwww noo!! i shouldnt have clicked images.. thats rank!

she would still get mail on here "

View your bad

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"awwww noo!! i shouldnt have clicked images.. thats rank!

she would still get mail on here "

It would be fabbed to the top of the page

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"awwww noo!! i shouldnt have clicked images.. thats rank!

she would still get mail on here

View your bad "

yup.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only just! god i was thinking about looking for a meet tonight.. not now! im never going near one of them again!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only just! god i was thinking about looking for a meet tonight.. not now! im never going near one of them again! "

you going gay then now google fried rice

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"only just! god i was thinking about looking for a meet tonight.. not now! im never going near one of them again! "

yes you are right, best not..

now do you like musical theatre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok, thank god i dont have a foreskin.... thats sick... im just gonna be celibate i guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only just! god i was thinking about looking for a meet tonight.. not now! im never going near one of them again!

yes you are right, best not..

now do you like musical theatre"

hang fire _iew he hasnt seen fried rice yet

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok, thank god i dont have a foreskin.... thats sick... im just gonna be celibate i guess "

Im sorry Im wicked but it wasnt my fault it was the bloody kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...... just gone off my nice baked rice pudding.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...... just gone off my nice baked rice pudding. "

sorry

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Fancy getting the poor lad ta google blue waffle

Ya can put someone off fa life

As fa the little gobshit that came ta the door hed be under the fuckin patio now if it was me (SOAPY)xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fancy getting the poor lad ta google blue waffle

Ya can put someone off fa life

As fa the little gobshit that came ta the door hed be under the fuckin patio now if it was me (SOAPY)xx "

He did ask i was being helpful

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

OMG the things you find on the internet ... Oh well Im going to get my tea...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time you see his mum kick her in the c**t a few times and then explain to her that every time her kids talk to you like thats what she'll get.

Then tell her when the bruising has come out to show her kids what a blue waffle looks like!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Next time you see his mum kick her in the c**t a few times and then explain to her that every time her kids talk to you like thats what she'll get.

Then tell her when the bruising has come out to show her kids what a blue waffle looks like! "

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"ok, thank god i dont have a foreskin.... thats sick... im just gonna be celibate i guess "

your in the right place.

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