FabSwingers.com forum: Status's

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Which type of status annoys you?

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Status's don't really annoy me. Some make me cringe a bit but that's different.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which type of status annoys you?"

Site support running out guys

How like to get me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who put where they going today... Then later complain that ppl from fab do not respect privacy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dont like the ones that belong on Facebook..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'I delete all winks and friend requests'

I had to block the person because she put the same status up every day.

I don't know why she doesn't just ignore them Obviously not getting enough attention.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them demanding bbc .. seriously bbc are people too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The people that meet several people in one day, but then complain if they don’t get any meets that day. You’ve got to laugh at these sad desperate people lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which type of status annoys you?

Site support running out guys

How like to get me?

Or send me a generous msg lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones moaning what a shit site it is and saying that they are going to leave and then don’t!

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

It’s the ones who just constantly whinge who get on my nerves! We all have off days - but when they’re constant you just wonder why the hell they’re still here!

I much prefer positive, happy people! They often lead to positive, happy fucks!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pictures annoy me more than status's.

Keep those fucking snapchat filters on fucking facebook.

Anyone who sends me a message with a picture of themselves adorned by weirdy eyes and fucking rabbit ears finds themselves on my shit list.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

'Pleeeeeeeease fab my pics'. I say it's just for fun but I'm sooooooo insecure'

Nah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pictures annoy me more than status's.

Keep those fucking snapchat filters on fucking facebook.

Anyone who sends me a message with a picture of themselves adorned by weirdy eyes and fucking rabbit ears finds themselves on my shit list.

Cant stand pics with snapchat filters

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"'Pleeeeeeeease fab my pics'. I say it's just for fun but I'm sooooooo insecure'

Nah"

Attention seeking

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then."

Someone posted a status like that after meeting me once, I died a little inside especially since I'd just verified him so everyone knew it was me. Cringe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None. People generally want attention, but it doesn't affect me one bit so why get bothered?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then.

Someone posted a status like that after meeting me once, I died a little inside especially since I'd just verified him so everyone knew it was me. Cringe! "

It translates as ‘look everyone, I had sex last night!’

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Which type of status annoys you?"

I wouldnt say any annoy me.

But some determine whether or not I visit their profile.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"People who put where they going today... Then later complain that ppl from fab do not respect privacy! "

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then.

Someone posted a status like that after meeting me once, I died a little inside especially since I'd just verified him so everyone knew it was me. Cringe!

It translates as ‘look everyone, I had sex last night!’"

In some cases it translates as "look everyone, I want you to think I had sex last night!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them rubbing in your face type statuses ooooo had a great night can’t walk lol

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By *ilNdoCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can be a good thing , you can see where the people you want to avoid are going to be ie a particular club , thus giving it a miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs time of the month, so mr available to play alone x

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By *ilNdoCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

" None. People generally want attention, but it doesn't affect me one bit so why get bothered?"

This!! ^^^^

But the public labotomy pictures can be offensive! Blinded occasionally!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Non annoy me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

None il like to be nosey and message off the back of them

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Non annoy me."

Its not status' that annoy me.

Some people on the other hand......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current favourite is someone local who keeps asking

“how many tiny pairs of panties can I fit in me while being spanked?” I feel likes it’s been post every week for the past month I’m sure she knows the answer by now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just be carefull dont mention creme eggs or nuts on your status

Youl be sooooorrry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one that they say ... meet now , asap .. etc .. bullshit ! And when u message to them , delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status's don't really annoy me. Some make me cringe a bit but that's different."

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Negative statuses, ones where people moan about the site, or moan about other people or that say they are bored.

It can be handy in letting me know which people to avoid though.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Non annoy me.

Its not status' that annoy me.

Some people on the other hand......

Well charming what have I done now?!

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

Wouldn’t say they annoy but some do leave me perplexed. Saw one yesterday (I think, might have been this morning) actually giving their address and asking for people to pop in and “use” them. Either it’s someone else’s address or they have issues lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn’t say they annoy but some do leave me perplexed. Saw one yesterday (I think, might have been this morning) actually giving their address and asking for people to pop in and “use” them. Either it’s someone else’s address or they have issues lol "

Oh dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s the men who’s profile consists of ‘fill in later’ no pictures, have sent you 20 cock pics and post a status calling everyone slags and ugly and wondering why no one will meet them

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"My current favourite is someone local who keeps asking

“how many tiny pairs of panties can I fit in me while being spanked?” I feel likes it’s been post every week for the past month I’m sure she knows the answer by now

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You could send her some dolls panties? Maybe Barbie ones? Then it’s a whole new ball park - shed get dozens in and she could end up losing them in there!

Maybe - weeks later - a guy’s willy would come out wearing a pair of Barbie knickers!

Now THAT I’d like to see!

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Non annoy me.

Its not status' that annoy me.

Some people on the other hand......

Well charming what have I done now?!"

Ohhhh, not you. You're lovely.

Likey likey.

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

"My current favourite is someone local who keeps asking

“how many tiny pairs of panties can I fit in me while being spanked?” I feel likes it’s been post every week for the past month I’m sure she knows the answer by now

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You could send her some dolls panties? Maybe Barbie ones? Then it’s a whole new ball park - shed get dozens in and she could end up losing them in there!

Maybe - weeks later - a guy’s willy would come out wearing a pair of Barbie knickers!

Now THAT I’d like to see!

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"My current favourite is someone local who keeps asking

“how many tiny pairs of panties can I fit in me while being spanked?” I feel likes it’s been post every week for the past month I’m sure she knows the answer by now

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You could send her some dolls panties? Maybe Barbie ones? Then it’s a whole new ball park - shed get dozens in and she could end up losing them in there!

Maybe - weeks later - a guy’s willy would come out wearing a pair of Barbie knickers!

Now THAT I’d like to see!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My current favourite is someone local who keeps asking

“how many tiny pairs of panties can I fit in me while being spanked?” I feel likes it’s been post every week for the past month I’m sure she knows the answer by now

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You could send her some dolls panties? Maybe Barbie ones? Then it’s a whole new ball park - shed get dozens in and she could end up losing them in there!

Maybe - weeks later - a guy’s willy would come out wearing a pair of Barbie knickers!

Now THAT I’d like to see!

A few weeks ago it was

“My husband has noticed my pussy is stretched by all you guys on here”

So her husband might be a bit confused by Barbies panties on the end of his cock

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

"It’s the ones who just constantly whinge who get on my nerves! We all have off days - but when they’re constant you just wonder why the hell they’re still here!

I much prefer positive, happy people! They often lead to positive, happy fucks!!

Post of the day.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Non annoy me.

Its not status' that annoy me.

Some people on the other hand......

Well charming what have I done now?!

Ohhhh, not you. You're lovely.

Likey likey.

Stop it you'll ruin my reputation.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Non annoy me.

Its not status' that annoy me.

Some people on the other hand......

Well charming what have I done now?!

Ohhhh, not you. You're lovely.

Likey likey.

Stop it you'll ruin my reputation."

Oh shush, I wurrrrrve you....

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Pictures annoy me more than status's.

Keep those fucking snapchat filters on fucking facebook.

Anyone who sends me a message with a picture of themselves adorned by weirdy eyes and fucking rabbit ears finds themselves on my shit list.

Agree ,seen quite a few men with those filters too

Hate the ones that say "need sucking now" or "free half hr any offers ? "

Miss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's very concerning.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"It’s the ones who just constantly whinge who get on my nerves! We all have off days - but when they’re constant you just wonder why the hell they’re still here!

I much prefer positive, happy people! They often lead to positive, happy fucks!!

Post of the day."

‘Tis all true though Mr Badger!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

None annoy me but some intrigue me when they are cryptic, makes me want to message them for clarification but never do unless they are friends.

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

That's very concerning."

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

That's very concerning.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol "

If its genuine they are a sandwich short of a picnic......

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

"My current favourite is someone local who keeps asking

“how many tiny pairs of panties can I fit in me while being spanked?” I feel likes it’s been post every week for the past month I’m sure she knows the answer by now

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You could send her some dolls panties? Maybe Barbie ones? Then it’s a whole new ball park - shed get dozens in and she could end up losing them in there!

Maybe - weeks later - a guy’s willy would come out wearing a pair of Barbie knickers!

Now THAT I’d like to see!

A few weeks ago it was

“My husband has noticed my pussy is stretched by all you guys on here”

So her husband might be a bit confused by Barbies panties on the end of his cock

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I bet he’d love it!

So what she was really saying is:

‘Hey - my husband obviously has a small dick - ‘cuz you guys with big dicks have made my fanny bigger!

Oh - and could some nice person explain the concept of pelvic floor exercises to me please - so I can stop coughing out these tiny panties at work?’

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

That's very concerning.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol

If its genuine they are a sandwich short of a picnic......

I think I might be!

Out of curiosity - how many sandwiches ARE there in a picnic? I probably need to count mine!

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

That's very concerning.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol

If its genuine they are a sandwich short of a picnic......

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

That's very concerning.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol

If its genuine they are a sandwich short of a picnic......

I think I might be!

Out of curiosity - how many sandwiches ARE there in a picnic? I probably need to count mine! "

Not quite a picnic but I usually have 4 slices of bread for my sandwiches in my packed lunch lol

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

That's very concerning.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol

If its genuine they are a sandwich short of a picnic......

I think I might be!

Out of curiosity - how many sandwiches ARE there in a picnic? I probably need to count mine!

Not quite a picnic but I usually have 4 slices of bread for my sandwiches in my packed lunch lol "

Ah! Then I’m definitely a sandwich short of a picnic! #truefact!!

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By *airyfatmanMan
over a year ago

by 'ere

That's very concerning.

Exactly what I thought when I saw it. I’d still love to find out if it was genuine, in a weird kind of way, but not brave enough to go around there to see lol

If its genuine they are a sandwich short of a picnic......

I think I might be!

Out of curiosity - how many sandwiches ARE there in a picnic? I probably need to count mine!

Not quite a picnic but I usually have 4 slices of bread for my sandwiches in my packed lunch lol

Ah! Then I’m definitely a sandwich short of a picnic! #truefact!!

Hahaha you can have a munch on mine if you like?? Plenty to go around.......

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Status's don't really annoy me. Some make me cringe a bit but that's different."

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing annoys me on here, but statuses begging for fabs make me chuckle. Some folk's attention seeking is cringe worthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which type of status annoys you?"

People that repeatedly post the same status day in day out - You want a fat cock - fucking meet someone then!

People that have a swipe at someone they were chatting to because they didnt get their own way - Nobody gives a flying fuck!

Horny - yeah so are a good chunder of other people on this site, Yawn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'No single men' - 37 veris from single guys

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"'No single men' - 37 veris from single guys"

Things change...

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then."

This always seems a little pointless to me also. I suppose if it makes the status writer feel good, nothing wrong with that.

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

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By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then.

This always seems a little pointless to me also. I suppose if it makes the status writer feel good, nothing wrong with that."

Nothing wrong with those sort of messages as they are mostly harmless but I have seen a few and chuckled to myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'No single men' - 37 veris from single guys

Things change...

Then why not change the status...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Never do i go onto local updates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Song lyrics

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statuses about tv shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate couples who post statuses about having fucked their partner... err thats what you are meant to do.

Also hate men demanding blow jobs... Need sucked now- don't care who.

If you are that desperate matey go pay for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that sound like a tedious Oscar’s acceptance speech.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then."

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Ones that are having a sly dig at someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'No single men' - 37 veris from single guys

Things change...

People leave.

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By *urplepussy_catWoman
over a year ago

Rochester

‘’so many slags on here and I can’t get laid ‘...great status. I wonder why he can’t?

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"‘’so many slags on here and I can’t get laid ‘...great status. I wonder why he can’t?"

Lol I actually really like that!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

The "this should be called fatswingers" ones make me laugh, they always think they've been so original

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By *urplepussy_catWoman
over a year ago

Rochester

"‘’so many slags on here and I can’t get laid ‘...great status. I wonder why he can’t?

Lol I actually really like that!

Use it.. see if you get laid?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

I don’t like any of them. I would remove the feature

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"The "this should be called fatswingers" ones make me laugh, they always think they've been so original

I'm writing all these good ones down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get annoyed. I have messaged ones that are really funny though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"‘’so many slags on here and I can’t get laid ‘...great status. I wonder why he can’t?"

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pictures annoy me more than status's.

Keep those fucking snapchat filters on fucking facebook.

Anyone who sends me a message with a picture of themselves adorned by weirdy eyes and fucking rabbit ears finds themselves on my shit list.

With you 100% on this...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just seen one saying they arw going to hosp for results of a serious test..thats personal..not for fab!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just seen the best one

“F‘irst rule of cuddle club: it better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I read statuses as much as I read profiles.

I take little notice, I like reading funny ones, but I don’t judge anyone for something they put there that changes all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks for a wonderful evening, you know who you are!

Ok, we’ll message them directly then."

Which of course they can't because the other person didn't feel the same and has now blocked them :- D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"READ MY PROFILE OR BE DELETED WITHOUT BEING READ"

The 6 months I've been here, that's been on local updates.

I couldn't stay that cross for that long...got to laugh!

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Running out of messages.

I don't understand that one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh - and could some nice person explain the concept of pelvic floor exercises to me please - so I can stop coughing out these tiny panties at work?’

‘Coughing our tiny panties’. That’s going to keep me smiling all day!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

One i hate is " would love to eat pussy !!"..sounds horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘I’m bored and horny!’

Have a wank then go out and do something then you loser!

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