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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

In addition to a good spanking, it's also for fingers, toys and - of course - cock. Was reading on swinging support about nettles put in or stung around, plus ginger root popped in.

Would you draw the line after cock? Or entertain some other things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sorry.... What?

Stinging nettles IN your arse??

Oh hell it's gonna be one of those days!

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

While I enjoy anal play with the right person, I think I'd draw the line at anything beyond fingers, toys and cock going anywhere near mine - especially the things you mention like nettles or ginger which I would imagine are somewhat uncomfortable!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would definitely draw the line at cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didn’t a religious dude say ‘mouths are for eating only’ ? Condemning use of your lips for anything sexual.

I wonder what he’d make of this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why ? ....just why ?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Didn’t a religious dude say ‘mouths are for eating only’ ? Condemning use of your lips for anything sexual.

I wonder what he’d make of this thread.

"

Bugger knows.

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Why ? ....just why ? "

You might gain some clarity if you find the thread in that section.

Whilst not a big fan of the word, I'm very vanilla and haven't pursued nettles, ginger, chilli or other 'delights' for my arse. Cock suffices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It comes in useful for a shite too

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

A good time of year to make some nettle soup - all those fresh shoots. Though nettles are an important part of the lifecycle for many butterflies, so take care

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"It comes in useful for a shite too "

Fair point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry Angel Delight

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Cucumbers have been popular

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea tree is pretty good..

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

Never mind nettles. I’m wondering how you retrieve the piece of ginger root when you’re done.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

O dear, there was me thinking its for sitting on. I truly seem to be logged into the wrong Website.

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By *oresexMan
over a year ago

South West coast

Should imagine the piece of ginger would be very quickly expelled by an unhappy sphincter, if not then one of those embarrassing visits to A&E with some weak cover story, I naked and preparing a Chinese meal when I fell over and hey presto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should imagine the piece of ginger would be very quickly expelled by an unhappy sphincter, if not then one of those embarrassing visits to A&E with some weak cover story, I naked and preparing a Chinese meal when I fell over and hey presto. "

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By *ophieslut OP   TV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Never mind nettles. I’m wondering how you retrieve the piece of ginger root when you’re done. "

They are nobbly roots and maybe they keep the stems and leaves on

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By *witch4Fun24Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

Nah, you are supposed to carve the ginger into a butt plug type shape with a flared base according to my pal Google. Known as figging. Produces a burning or tingling sensation for those so inclined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other insertables perhaps.. enemas - milk, diluted red wine, coffee detox or for the full hardy, pee!

Could do the whole ice thing too. Condom filled with water in freezer Makes a cool ice dildo..

Mistress Amelia x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Should imagine the piece of ginger would be very quickly expelled by an unhappy sphincter, if not then one of those embarrassing visits to A&E with some weak cover story, I naked and preparing a Chinese meal when I fell over and hey presto.

"

There was a story a few years ago in the papers about a vicar who turned up in A&E with a potato up his arse, he said 'I fell off a chair whilst reaching for something on a high shelf whilst naked' onto a freshly peeled spud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An arse is for pooing, end of!

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Nah, you are supposed to carve the ginger into a butt plug type shape with a flared base according to my pal Google. Known as figging. Produces a burning or tingling sensation for those so inclined."

Slave says it only burns for a short time....and no 'expelling' incidents

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"An arse is for pooing, end of! "

Says the man with DP amongst his list of interests

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey did anyone see that bull on the yorkshire vet or gogglebox?

Feck you wouldn't need viagra with that fecker up your arse

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

Fists!!!

I quite enjoy putting my hand up a bottom. Feel like a puppetmaster.

Yet to try figging though (that's a peeled bit of ginger up the hoop)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think you need to stop watching The Great British Bake Off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An arse is for pooing, end of!

Says the man with DP amongst his list of interests "

Anal isn't the only form of DP!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I adore fisting a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Was reading on swinging support about nettles put in or stung around, .....

"

Many years ago, I was driving home, very late at night, and was desperate for a pee.

I found a side road, and a convenient quiet gateway, and hopped out of the car, on the point of bursting...

Skirt up, knickers down (this was back when I still used to wear knickers!) and I squatted down to let go - straight into a big patch of nettles...

I can tell you that nettles ain't never, ever - ever - going anywhere near my bum, ever again...!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It comes in useful for a shite too "

Damn. You got there before me..... I was going to type something similar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hey did anyone see that bull on the yorkshire vet or gogglebox?

Feck you wouldn't need viagra with that fecker up your arse "

Hahaha I watched it, some vibrator that was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An arse is for pooing, end of! "

Have you ever tried arse play?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sitting on

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