FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

They could also be Joey, and forgot to put the How you doin'? bit after

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only send Hey messages, have 78% success rate

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

Mind if I sign this too?

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trying to make a hey fever joke. But it's late

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

Hey.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

Mind if I sign this too? "

Consider it signed!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho"

Hey; Hoe.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho

Hey; Hoe."

You know when people repeat your own joke back to you and expect to be congratulated for being funny but...?! Yeah, that.

Also the joke is that it’s *ho so it spells prostitute and fits the hip hop reference.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey Joe where you going with that

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

your right,

that was shit.

and now I feel shit.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho

Hey; Hoe.

You know when people repeat your own joke back to you and expect to be congratulated for being funny but...?! Yeah, that.

Also the joke is that it’s *ho so it spells prostitute and fits the hip hop reference. "

I believe that’s a unanimous win for the lady!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"your right,

that was shit.

and now I feel shit."

You’re right... as in you are right...

You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to make a hey fever joke. But it's late"

Charli has had enough of hey fever.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit"

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour! "

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!"

grammar nazi’s

I did spot it.

Don't I know it! I'm dyslexic (I know, everyone says that) and I have a penchant for winding up Grammar Nazis who just can't argue intelligently.

Plus typing with one hand is difficult. x

Hey by the way.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

grammar nazi’s

I did spot it.

Don't I know it! I'm dyslexic (I know, everyone says that) and I have a penchant for winding up Grammar Nazis who just can't argue intelligently.

Plus typing with one hand is difficult. x

Hey by the way."

Comma after plus please...

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know: it’s like knowing your shit compared to knowing you’re shit

wow haven't seen anyone use that quote in nearly an hour!

The grammar nazi’s never rest sinner!!!

grammar nazi’s

I did spot it.

Don't I know it! I'm dyslexic (I know, everyone says that) and I have a penchant for winding up Grammar Nazis who just can't argue intelligently.

Plus typing with one hand is difficult. x

Hey by the way.

Comma after plus please... "

fuck off.

x

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *londieddWoman
over a year ago

fife

could have been worse!

could have been...hay

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 22/04/18 04:19:28]

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

Hey! Don't let on telling them where they're going wrong!

Otherwise, I'll have more competition!

Oh, silly me. I forgot to include they more than likely cannot read!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just as guilty of this! Just sayin’

Not to upset the apple cart or anything

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

‘Some’ of every group are guilty of this I think.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I send just a 'hello'

It is because I am testing their musical knowledge.

I am expecting to get 'is it me you are looking for'

Then a lyrics battle can start

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If I send just a 'hello'

It is because I am testing their musical knowledge.

I am expecting to get 'is it me you are looking for'

Then a lyrics battle can start

"

I can see it in your eyes

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But on the other hand, my sympathies to the guys who write a small dissertation, only to have them deleted unread...

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle


"I only send Hey messages, have 78% success rate "

Can you let me have a few names.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hey/hi/hello Will suffice for me. If there's something on the profile that interests me. If there isn't, it doesn't matter if they write a wonderfully worded intro message.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty sure the point of "Hey" is start an actual conversation

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply reply ‘straw’

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

.


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least 'hey' is an actual word... ffs what more do you want

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I sometimes reply, asking them if their one-word approach ever actualy works..

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heys for horses, sometimes cows,pigs don't eat it cos they don't know how...

Has been used with limited effect but I likes it.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I had a 'wuut' I replied 'iws'. Can't wait for the reply,I'm excited it's like a little quiz.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

This is great. Just wish it worked!!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll."

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother. "

Hey

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother.

Hey

"

Works for me!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Trying to make a hey fever joke. But it's late

Charli has had enough of hey fever."

Hmm. I expected better from you

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nowt better than the "just checking in"

What are they expecting you to say?

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

It’s just so lazy and generic, why do they bother.

Hey

Works for me! "

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could have copied and pasted that as a reply to all those that have messaged you. .

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll."

Jude! Don't make it bad

Take a bad line and make it better

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary

Hi

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey "

But you're not standing in front of someone. You're communicating via the written word and so more effort is required.

And actually if someone came up to me and just said hey then stood there I'd probably walk away.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek


"I sometimes call their bluff and reply "hey" back.

How do you like those apples?

It's generally met with...

What you into?

You up for some fun?

You wanna ride my monster cock?

You know, the ones that make you eye roll.

Jude! Don't make it bad

Take a bad line and make it better

"

Love it. I'm totally stealing that!!!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An open letter to guys who simply message ‘hey’:

ho"

Just pure lazy!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Will some 'progress' to just writing 'H', a bit like how OK has become K?

They may as well just wink you, unless your profile discourages it.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"If I send just a 'hello'

It is because I am testing their musical knowledge.

I am expecting to get 'is it me you are looking for'

Then a lyrics battle can start

"

What if the say hello back

Would say goodbye

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey "

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staw

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here we go again. The daily moan about men and messaging on this site. Congratulations girls. You've managed to make a thread out of some guys typing "hey". Ignore them no?

They type "hey"... Booooo

They send dick picks...... Boooo

They send one for all texts... Booooo

They don't send original jokes... Boooo

They don't offer to wine and dine me..... Boooo

I look forward to another of these threads later today or maybe tomorrow.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gotta add the cock pics with hey.. only hey is worth nothing

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

But you're not standing in front of someone. You're communicating via the written word and so more effort is required.

And actually if someone came up to me and just said hey then stood there I'd probably walk away. "

You're not my type so I wouldn't come up to you in any case so don't need to worry lol

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person "

I do alright thanks

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

I do alright thanks "

Can’t be that sure if yourself if you cringe In Doubt after saying it

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If a beautiful woman messages ‘hey’ I’d roll with it, if it’s a bloke with a bad lite cock photo as a profile, I delete and block. Thems the breaks.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"If a beautiful woman messages ‘hey’ I’d roll with it, if it’s a bloke with a bad lite cock photo as a profile, I delete and block. Thems the breaks."

I’d says it’s likely not to be a woman if the message is just hey

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If a beautiful woman messages ‘hey’ I’d roll with it, if it’s a bloke with a bad lite cock photo as a profile, I delete and block. Thems the breaks.

I’d says it’s likely not to be a woman if the message is just hey "

If I ever get a message from a woman, I’ll let you know!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The irony, when a woman msg you.. I meant if they bother to write “hi” they don’t even bother to type the “H” in capital and this is if they bother to msg.. most of the time they wink and expect an essay written in return

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ecretBadgerMan
over a year ago

Redruth


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

"

Can this be a pinned post ? :D

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're just making Hey while the sun shines..

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're just making Hey while the sun shines.."

He’s here all week.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

Can this be a pinned post ? :D "

Lol if you like his profile say hi back or how are you to start a conversation.

You welcome

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"They're just making Hey while the sun shines..

He’s here all week."

Someone once told me I was funny.

I just didn't realise they meant funny looking..

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

I do alright thanks

Can’t be that sure if yourself if you cringe In Doubt after saying it "

No I was cringing at your interest in my love life

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time! "

I know what gets your knickers wet

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Hey Peachy... now run off and change your keks

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

I know what gets your knickers wet "

The washing machine?

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Yeh because if I was standing in front of the person I would deffo start describing in great detail what I like about them or what I want to do to then. Oh wait, I think I'd actually just say hey

If hey is all you said doubt you’d get far even in person

I do alright thanks

Can’t be that sure if yourself if you cringe In Doubt after saying it

No I was cringing at your interest in my love life"

Oh cocker if you say so

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

God you’re fussy Charli!

All of the above get my knickers wet every time!

I know what gets your knickers wet

The washing machine? "

Was gonna say rain but sure washing machine is cool too

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I should add I'm not looking for an essay either and do feel bad if someone's clearly spent time writing a nice message but they just don't do it for me for whatever reason.

If I was a guy I'd spend the time making my profile really good, and also honest, then send shortish messages saying what caught my attention on theirs (particular pic/something in profile) and just ask them to check mines out to see if they're interested.

I probably won't reply if they don't attach a face pic either (which I know is unfair as I wouldn't send mine right off) but it's so awkward to exchange some messages then see you don't fancy them at all and have to back out the chat!

The problem with the 'Hey' messages for me is that they're the one who wanted to instigate a chat, but then put the onus on me to think up something more interesting to say!

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you.

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you.

"

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

I just sent you a msg say “hi wanna fuck and 2 shiny cock pics”

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you if men were sending long essays to women, women will be complaining about it too

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

Most of us are Brits

So moaning is our favorite pastime

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Idiotholes?

This thread is exactly what's wrong with the world today. So many people demanding and needy. Why not get off your whining arses and mail people for a change instead of bitching about everyone else?

No wonder no-one wants to fuck you."

Ha that actually kind of makes sense! Send boring messages because you don't want to fuck the person you're sending it to?

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 

By *is vixen at playCouple
over a year ago

Dundee


"Dear idiotholes,

What exactly does a message saying ‘hey’ mean, what do I do with it?

If it means ‘hey look at me’ then have something to look at, ‘hey look at my 4 word profile (will fill in later) and my black silhouette profile icon, then perhaps realise this is not the kind of material to get a girl going.

If it means ‘hey let’s have a conversation’ why not start one...

If it means ‘hey let’s fuck’ then perhaps be brave enough to say it but perhaps add in a reason why I might want to...

Perhaps it just means ‘hey sorry for sending you such a shit message’ if so I accept your apology now stop clogging my inbox with your inane whitterings and go work on your profile.

Yours

Charli x

"

Unfortunately this is far to common along with 'want to fuck'type. No time for them. We once had 3 messages from a guy who had clearly failed to remember hed previously messaged, and from those 3 messages was a total of 4 words. G

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
 
 

By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Posting private messages are against forum rules...as is discussing a persons profile when they have not asked for it.

https://www.fabswingers.com/content/forum-rules

If anyone quoted those posts they will all have been removed.

I think the men must be getting bored with this man bashing, so OP and anyone else who doesn't like certain messages from men, if you use your filters you can block all men messaging then do the searching yourself.

https://www.fabswingers.com/my/filters

 (thread closed by moderator)

Reply privately
back to top