FabSwingers.com forum: Truly awful popular films

By *iSTARess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I just watched Wonder Woman and my God it's bad.

Plodding script, ridiculous plot lines and laughable character development. I love kick arse women (Ripley in Alien, Furiosa in Mad Max) but I just wanted to slap her beautiful face.

More awful films please (and not so bad that they're good. Like Showgirls or The Room. Which are works of genius)

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Titanic. Jesus, that was a snorefest. And no epic love story either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just watched Wonder Woman and my God it's bad.

Plodding script, ridiculous plot lines and laughable character development. I love kick arse women (Ripley in Alien, Furiosa in Mad Max) but I just wanted to slap her beautiful face.

More awful films please (and not so bad that they're good. Like Showgirls or The Room. Which are works of genius)"

OMG, Wonder Woman was fucking awful! As was la la land!

Geeky x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anaconda

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Slumdog millionaire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anaconda

I watched that recently, Absolute stinker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder Woman is by far the dumbest film I've seen in a long while.

I had so much hope for it too, loved the Themyscira stuff, but its dogshit after that.

But she just came off as a moron, not naive, a total idiot who happens to speak English, Ottoman and Sumerian.

I laughed out loud when they infiltrated the German castle by merely "shpeekin in zee Germun aksent".

Or when the "surprise" baddie suddenly turns up at the end, revealing that he is actually the one she was looking for, that only WW can kill him. He then goads WW.

That is literally the only way she was going to win.

The film should be called "Steve Trevor: War Hero (and his hot but dumb GF)"

or just "War am Bad" if that's misleadingly cerebral.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

The Island of Dr Moreau.... Genuinely the only film I have ever walked out of the cinema while watching. I gave it a good half hour and it was utter shite

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Oh! Fifty shades of shit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!"

NOOOOO, don't you put babe In the corner!!!!

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!

NOOOOO, don't you put babe In the corner!!!! "

Sorry, I know loads of people love it...I was forced to Wath it once and was genuinely fuming with myself for wasting over an hour of my day on it...total crap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!

NOOOOO, don't you put babe In the corner!!!!

Sorry, I know loads of people love it...I was forced to Wath it once and was genuinely fuming with myself for wasting over an hour of my day on it...total crap."

With you Strumpet. I just don't get it.

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Oh! Fifty shades of shit....

First one was ok... They went downhill from there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!

NOOOOO, don't you put babe In the corner!!!!

Sorry, I know loads of people love it...I was forced to Wath it once and was genuinely fuming with myself for wasting over an hour of my day on it...total crap.

With you Strumpet. I just don't get it."

Yes I agree...and add Grease to the list as well...mind numbingly awful...even Olivia Neutron Bomb in skin tight pants was awful...and I love women in those things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avatar. I stopped watching towards the end.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pearl harbour..

What an absolute crock of shite!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!

NOOOOO, don't you put babe In the corner!!!!

Sorry, I know loads of people love it...I was forced to Wath it once and was genuinely fuming with myself for wasting over an hour of my day on it...total crap.

With you Strumpet. I just don't get it.

Yes I agree...and add Grease to the list as well...mind numbingly awful...even Olivia Neutron Bomb in skin tight pants was awful...and I love women in those things "

Yeah I hate the whole endgame of Grease. Intelligent beautiful woman turns skin-tight clothed fag-smoking supertramp. So she gets the dumb as fuck guy that won't admit he likes her in front of his friends

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Titanic. Jesus, that was a snorefest. And no epic love story either."

I got kicked out of the cinema for that id been bored to tears all way through then when jack died i for some reason thought his frozen body looked hilarious and laughed out loud. I was thenbooed that much for it I was escorted out by an usher

At least I livened things up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! Fifty shades of shit....

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Titanic. Jesus, that was a snorefest. And no epic love story either.

At least I livened things up a bit

LOL. I actually don't mind Titanic it's a dumb (real dumb) romance for 2 hours then disaster porn. Both are fine, but it should have been a 90 mins disaster movie.

My abiding memory (other than Winslett's boobs) is seeing it in a small Valleys cinema where you could drink. By the time the end credits rolled most people were d*unk and bored.

One young wag stood up and shouted 'Well that was utter shite' he got the first round of applause I ever saw in he cinema. Probably the 2nd best part of the film.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

karate kid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pearl harbour..

What an absolute crock of shite!!"

They even mis-spelt Harbour

Utter pish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paranormal activity, absolute shite

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

"Titanic. Jesus, that was a snorefest. And no epic love story either."

The only thing that sticks in my mind is the dead blue baby floating in the water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!"

Stop it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

American Hustle.

Just an excuse for Bradley Cooper and his mates to do 1970s fancy dress. Boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!"

I think youre in the minority there..

I remember when it first came out ... 'i carried a watermelon'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last Jedi

Fifty shades of shite

Peter rabbit

Any mission impossible after the first one

The latest Dunkirk

The remake of ladykillers

That’s all for now I think

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Star Wars: The Last Jedi - a true insult to long time fans of the series.

Transformers - a true insult full stop.

Anything staring Jason Statham.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot."

Have to agree with much of this post. The bash fest when he is fighting and the city is being demolished goes against everything the character stood for.

The first hour and half with Costner and Crowe and they did the origin story was at its best, there after CGI fight after CGI fight...

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi - a true insult to long time fans of the series.

Transformers - a true insult full stop.

Anything staring Jason Statham. "

I actually didn't mind the Last Jedi save for 2 parts..Leia Mary Poppins moment and then sidetracking the film for 25 minutes to show a load of horse like creatures being set free..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot.

Have to agree with much of this post. The bash fest when he is fighting and the city is being demolished goes against everything the character stood for.

The first hour and half with Costner and Crowe and they did the origin story was at its best, there after CGI fight after CGI fight..."

I don't agree about the 1st act, but many seem to like it.

I consider the bit where RobinHood Dad #2 tells him he maybe should let a bus full of school children die, so Mrs Ross doesn't out him as an alien, a personal attack by Snyder on logic, reason and decency.

To say nothing of letting RobinHood Dad #2 get eaten by a Tornado.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi - a true insult to long time fans of the series.

Transformers - a true insult full stop.

Anything staring Jason Statham.

I actually didn't mind the Last Jedi save for 2 parts..Leia Mary Poppins moment and then sidetracking the film for 25 minutes to show a load of horse like creatures being set free.."

I ain't a Star Wars fan, but I loved the Last Jedi, Mary Poppins and all.

That said. Your bang on about that 25min Horse rustling scene. WTF?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot.

Have to agree with much of this post. The bash fest when he is fighting and the city is being demolished goes against everything the character stood for.

The first hour and half with Costner and Crowe and they did the origin story was at its best, there after CGI fight after CGI fight...

I don't agree about the 1st act, but many seem to like it.

To say nothing of letting RobinHood Dad #2 get eaten by a Tornado."

That's fair enough, well reasoned... maybe my subconscious was referring me back to this film when i dreamed of being swept off by a tornado last night... haha.

But yeah I really disliked 2/3 of that film..

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi - a true insult to long time fans of the series.

Transformers - a true insult full stop.

Anything staring Jason Statham.

I actually didn't mind the Last Jedi save for 2 parts..Leia Mary Poppins moment and then sidetracking the film for 25 minutes to show a load of horse like creatures being set free..

I ain't a Star Wars fan, but I loved the Last Jedi, Mary Poppins and all.

That said. Your bang on about that 25min Horse rustling scene. WTF?

Yeah I didn't even mind mopey Luke... after all we all go a bit Victor Meldrew with age and he obviously couldn't be arsed with the whole force thing.. haha

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

Part of my childhood won't leave me regarding Transformers and I keep giving those films a try with each one getting progressively worse...

The first one is funny, but that last one was one big steaming pile of dung, incoherent and paper thin plot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot.

Have to agree with much of this post. The bash fest when he is fighting and the city is being demolished goes against everything the character stood for.

The first hour and half with Costner and Crowe and they did the origin story was at its best, there after CGI fight after CGI fight...

I don't agree about the 1st act, but many seem to like it.

To say nothing of letting RobinHood Dad #2 get eaten by a Tornado.

That's fair enough, well reasoned... maybe my subconscious was referring me back to this film when i dreamed of being swept off by a tornado last night... haha.

But yeah I really disliked 2/3 of that film.."

''I dreamed of being swept off by a tornado last night.''

That sounds like a Freudian issue fella. Am sure someone here can help you out.

Like I said, a lot of people who I like and usually agree with tell me the film was at least 'intetesting' in the begining.

Usually I scream 'YOUR WRONG, YOU FUCKING WRONG' in their face until both them and I are crying, but I still cannot understand that viewpoint.

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Most generic super hero films

Anything to do with Seth Rogen

Any 'feel good' films

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot.

Have to agree with much of this post. The bash fest when he is fighting and the city is being demolished goes against everything the character stood for.

The first hour and half with Costner and Crowe and they did the origin story was at its best, there after CGI fight after CGI fight...

I don't agree about the 1st act, but many seem to like it.

To say nothing of letting RobinHood Dad #2 get eaten by a Tornado.

That's fair enough, well reasoned... maybe my subconscious was referring me back to this film when i dreamed of being swept off by a tornado last night... haha.

But yeah I really disliked 2/3 of that film..

''I dreamed of being swept off by a tornado last night.''

That sounds like a Freudian issue fella. Am sure someone here can help you out.

Like I said, a lot of people who I like and usually agree with tell me the film was at least 'intetesting' in the begining.

Usually I scream 'YOUR WRONG, YOU FUCKING WRONG' in their face until both them and I are crying, but I still cannot understand that viewpoint."

Someone did ask me was I Dorothy in a previous life... I don't think so and yep it sounds bad doesn't it?

I've been a bit more careful with my new film watching this year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Titanic. Jesus, that was a snorefest. And no epic love story either.

At least I livened things up a bit

That reminds me of years ago when I went to see Kramer vrs Kramer with my sister and a male friend. He started laughing at a lady who was sobbing at a sad bit, and I started laughing at him laughing at her. XXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking hate the Godfather movies. Not just because I have no interest, I think they are fucking awful...I think Paccino is wayyyyy overrated too.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Any of the star wars films. Yep I know they have a cult following but not my thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my worst pretty much has to be Cloud Atlas..

seen the trailer, fell in love..

watched a perfect copy months before its release..

then my love interest at the time wanted to go see it in the cinema..

I never told her until she decided half way through it was utter shite and wanted to leave, that I'd already seen it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The snowman !

I had to walked out! Couldn't cope with all that predictable shit and non sense!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Top Gun. Anything with Tom Cruise in it I find unwatchable actually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And all fast and furious... Well the first two ones were 'okay' but now they need to stop ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

Mamma Mia

have I won??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh! Fifty shades of shit....

I went to watch the first one. Utter shite. These films are for people to shy to watch porn like the rest of us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Part of my childhood won't leave me regarding Transformers and I keep giving those films a try with each one getting progressively worse...

The first one is funny, but that last one was one big steaming pile of dung, incoherent and paper thin plot."

I'm a bit of a Transformers G1 nerd and a massive part of me is utterly offended by them all. However, I have completely segmented the films off in my mind and as such, they become much more watchable. As a one off. No more.

Having said that, I am still genuinely angry about the one where Megatron was reduced to a hobo and got his head ripped in within 30 seconds of his only fight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite"
that was shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite"

Star Wars in general. Hugely over hyped. Massively inconsistent plot and continuity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last Jedi

Fifty shades of shite

Peter rabbit

Any mission impossible after the first one

The latest Dunkirk

The remake of ladykillers

That’s all for now I think "

They did a remake of Lady killers? As in The lady killers? Why?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greatest showman. It was SO AWFUL!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The last Jedi

Fifty shades of shite

Peter rabbit

Any mission impossible after the first one

The latest Dunkirk

The remake of ladykillers

That’s all for now I think

They did a remake of Lady killers? As in The lady killers? Why? "

If I recall it had tom hanks in it bloody awful.

Oh and another vote for

The last Jedi

It is that fucking bad, may as well have given Micky mouse a lightsaber and be done with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eyes wide shut and Star Wars.. I mean Star Wars is shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite"

Bullseye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I LOVE LOVE LOVE James Bond, I do, the old ones are the best....but what the fuck was Spectre?!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Fast and furious franchise

Anything Adam Sandler made after waterboy.

Haven't seen any of the star wars films end to end (i have seen bits of the first lot) ibknow one of them had some killer teddy bears in..

Avengers civil war was shite

Black panther was shite

WW...Gal Gadot is beautiful. Other things happen.

Suicide Squad. Margot Robbie wears hot pants. Other things happen.

12 years a slave. Fell asleep

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Magnolia

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Dirty Dancing.

Absolute shite!

NOOOOO, don't you put babe In the corner!!!!

Sorry, I know loads of people love it...I was forced to Wath it once and was genuinely fuming with myself for wasting over an hour of my day on it...total crap."

I also didn't like it, and I'm sorry to all you Grease lovers out there but I didn't like that one either

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite

Bullseye"

you are all choosing the right franchise but the wrong film...

I give to you.... star wars ep1: the phantom menace!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Top Gun. Anything with Tom Cruise in it I find unwatchable actually. "
I am a bit like this with Tom Cruise. Risky Business was brilliant, then it all went shite till American Made

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blade Runner (the original version)

I actually fell asleep half way through!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No country for old men

I just didn't get it,I still don't,and it was an Oscar winner

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I find most of the Marvel movies a bit shit to be honest with a couple of exceptions, far too much "whish, swoosh, waaaaaah" CGI and overacting going on.

The Deer Hunter - I'm a fan of Vietnam war movies and after seeing it listed in so many "best 'nam movie" polls I got round to watching it and thought it was boring.

The Hobbit trilogy - I thoroughly enjoyed the Lord of the Rings trilogy so was looking forward to it but it just couldn't hold my attention.

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

The last Jedi was dreadful.

It was Phantom Menace tier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Magnolia "

Too fucking slow and too fucking long ! Was waiting for something epic to happen !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joy. What a crock of absolute shit.

Cyrus, it was advertised as a comedy, oh my god I have never wanted a fire alarm go off as bad as that day!!

Geeky x

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Lobster.

Awful film.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Independence Day - shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any fast and the furious movie.

Any Adam sander movie from last 15 years

Any “found footage, handcam camera” horror movie

Any video game to movie adaption

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

blair witch project was good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fast and furious franchise

Anything Adam Sandler made after waterboy.

Haven't seen any of the star wars films end to end (i have seen bits of the first lot) ibknow one of them had some killer teddy bears in..

Avengers civil war was shite

Black panther was shite

WW...Gal Gadot is beautiful. Other things happen.

Suicide Squad. Margot Robbie wears hot pants. Other things happen.

12 years a slave. Fell asleep"

Haha just posted then seen yours. Brilliant I was going to mention marvel but atleast they’re easy to watch action/comedy.

SS was the biggest letdown before TLJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite

Star Wars in general. Hugely over hyped. Massively inconsistent plot and continuity. "

B L A S P H E MY

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By *iSTARess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"I fucking hate the Godfather movies. Not just because I have no interest, I think they are fucking awful...I think Paccino is wayyyyy overrated too."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death Wish.... Bruce Willis remake. Why just Why

total shite

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By *iSTARess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"The Lobster.

Awful film."

Ooh I love that film. A tad pretentious but so smart, black and knowing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" Any video game to movie adaption "

Jesus yes. I watched the Assassin's Creed movie in utter wonder.

How do you make a time travelling Ninja romp with Fassbender, Cotollard, Irons and Gleeson and make it both convoluted AND boring.

Truly impressive.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

The second Jack Reacher film.

So bad i cant remember what its actually called.

No, please dont remind me!!!!!!

The first one was OK, the second one, plodding and dreadfully predictable, forced.........

Yawnnnnnnnnn

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

The latest Blade Runner was one of the dullest films I've ever seen. I was a big fan of the original so expected a slower-paced sci-fi but not this.

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By *kylar95jack83Couple
over a year ago

coventry

I thought cavil was great casting terribly directed

Superman is a difficult character to make interesting he's way to powerful and nice

But knowbody has been able to get the character right for 40 years. Reeve was perfect

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By *ustJ0dieTV/TS
over a year ago

Burton on Trent

G.I Joe, featuring that guy with a second name as a first name.

You can see Christopher Eccleston die a little inside during that film.

Just like when he was in Gone in 60 Seconds.

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By *eracityMan
over a year ago

the big smoke

Titanic. A laughable plot line. An iceberg could sink a ship of that size? Yeah right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

King Arthur: Legend of the Sword.

Usually like Guy Ritchie's films but that was awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I thought cavil was great casting terribly directed

Superman is a difficult character to make interesting he's way to powerful and nice

But knowbody has been able to get the character right for 40 years. Reeve was perfect "

Cavill definately got the look, physique and presence. Still not sure he can do the boy scout stuff that Reeves and even Routh had. But he got near it in Justice League.

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"Superman is a difficult character to make interesting he's way to powerful and nice"

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True but not as difficult as hey made it look!

Marvel did it with Captain America. All that power should be the problem.

Is he bring used?

Do people try and hurt those he cares for?

What happens when he just can't save everyone?

The main problem was a Director/writer who 'thinks' the only way an all powerful being like that would learn killing is bad, is by killing.

I genuinely hate it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Twilight Saga. Nothing but shite softcore porn for teens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All spiderman films....shite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Bruce Willis remake "The Jackal". Complete and utter shite. Willis isn't fit to clean Edward Fox's boots.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Mamma Mia. I’m a big fan of ABBA but the film is just dire

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

It's a Wonderful Life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The deer hunter and rocky films

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I absolutely hated Borat. Couldn't see anything funny on it at all

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The remake of Arthur starring Russell Brand(!) Now THAT was bloody shite pure and simple. Veritably painful to watch in fact. In truth, words can simply not adequately express the pure and absolute cringe inducing shittiness of that woeful excuse for a movie.

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"And all fast and furious... Well the first two ones were 'okay' but now they need to stop ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Now up to F&F 8

When are they going to stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fast & Furious films are terrible. Transformers too. What a pile of shite.

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

" Any video game to movie adaption

Jesus yes. I watched the Assassin's Creed movie in utter wonder.

How do you make a time travelling Ninja romp with Fassbender, Cotollard, Irons and Gleeson and make it both convoluted AND boring.

Truly impressive."

I fell asleep in the cinema during that film and woke up with about ten minutes to go...

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot."

It is because of this film I point blank refuse to watch any more DC comic films.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

American Hustle

Total crock in our book but the critics loved it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it's batmans fault. He made superman all grumpy and he's supposed to be fun. Maybe try HISHE Superhero Cafe on YouTube, that's how it should be done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Fast & Furious films are terrible. Transformers too. What a pile of shite."

They’ve milked it for all it’s worth.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite

Bullseye

you are all choosing the right franchise but the wrong film...

I give to you.... star wars ep1: the phantom menace!!!!

But it has Jar Jar Binks!

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Fast and furious franchise

Anything Adam Sandler made after waterboy.

Haven't seen any of the star wars films end to end (i have seen bits of the first lot) ibknow one of them had some killer teddy bears in..

Avengers civil war was shite

Black panther was shite

WW...Gal Gadot is beautiful. Other things happen.

Suicide Squad. Margot Robbie wears hot pants. Other things happen.

12 years a slave. Fell asleep

Haha just posted then seen yours. Brilliant I was going to mention marvel but atleast they’re easy to watch action/comedy.

SS was the biggest letdown before TLJ "

Must add the Russel Crowe version of Robin Hood.

Anything where Robert de Niro attempts comedy.

The last few Scarlett Johansson leads (Lucy and the awful remake of Ghost in the Shell)

Gods of Egypt (dire)

The Dark Knight Rises.

2012. Epically bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Breakfast Club. Never understood the hype.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Breakfast Club. Never understood the hype. "

Oh that is shite

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Grease 2.

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Alien

Like Star Wars

Seen one, seen them all but at least in Star Wars they change the plot a little!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Potter. Any of them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite

Bullseye

you are all choosing the right franchise but the wrong film...

I give to you.... star wars ep1: the phantom menace!!!!

But it has Jar Jar Binks!"

Jar Jar also ruined the galaxy by giving Palpatine the power he needs to create an army using clones which soon became the empire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna throw the justice league movie into this now, watching it now and my god it’s boring! Not to mention the bad cgi job on superman’s mouth!

Geeky x

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I’ll add another vote for American Hustle to.

Ostensibly, the director actively encouraged his cast to ad lib the material.

Christian Bale took him to the side and pointed out that in doing so the plot would become obfuscated.

The director simply told him that he didn’t care and that he wanted to see the drama.

Bradley Cooper was especially guilty of some bizarre overacting in the movie which ended up as a pretentious mess (aside from Bale)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Breakfast Club. Never understood the hype.

Oh that is shite"

Oh god, we watched it for about half hour last year and honest to god we have no idea why it’s so popular!

Geeky x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Love Actually..no just Trite Shite Actually.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"The Breakfast Club. Never understood the hype. "

the breakfast club has not aged very well at all.....

I use to think "weird science" was the bees knees, now it just across as really creepy....

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Any PC "reimagining"

Ghostbusters?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only one film have I ever truly hated:

Man of Steel.

Take the near universal symbol of hope and goodness.

The guy who kid's in hospices wear as pyjamas becouse it gives them some sense of innocent hope against all odds.

And turun him into a mopey, self obsessed, murderous uncaring Randian Hero (look it up) who's only interested in saving the woman he fucks.

I hate you Zack Snyder. You obnoxious idiot.

It is because of this film I point blank refuse to watch any more DC comic films."

Excellent choice, OP is spot on about WW. That and Justice League are not even mediocre, but at least they aren't actively insulting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think it's batmans fault. He made superman all grumpy and he's supposed to be fun. Maybe try HISHE Superhero Cafe on YouTube, that's how it should be done"

HISHE batman is the Batman Gotham wants not the Batman Gotham nee...

No...

wait...

Which was round is it?

er...

BECOUSE I'M BATMAN!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What women want - I'd have walked out if I hadn't paid to get in the cinema!

Ghost, just bored me

Ginger

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Star Wars: The Last Jedi

Shite

Bullseye

you are all choosing the right franchise but the wrong film...

I give to you.... star wars ep1: the phantom menace!!!!

But it has Jar Jar Binks!

Jar Jar also ruined the galaxy by giving Palpatine the power he needs to create an army using clones which soon became the empire"

I didn't say he was a clever character!

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By *iSTARess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"It's a Wonderful Life

Only film to make me cry. It's a beauty!

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By *iSTARess OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Grease 2. "

Doesn't count. It's so bad it's brilliantly camp. Michelle Pfffifer writhing on a step ladder. Genius!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Grease 2.

Doesn't count. It's so bad it's brilliantly camp. Michelle Pfffifer writhing on a step ladder. Genius!"

I want a coooool rider

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

"I’ll add another vote for American Hustle to.

Ostensibly, the director actively encouraged his cast to ad lib the material.

Christian Bale took him to the side and pointed out that in doing so the plot would become obfuscated.

The director simply told him that he didn’t care and that he wanted to see the drama.

Bradley Cooper was especially guilty of some bizarre overacting in the movie which ended up as a pretentious mess (aside from Bale)"
American hustle was a huge disappointment, it never got going!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"It's a Wonderful Life

Only film to make me cry. It's a beauty!"

Yea I knew it would be an unpopular choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first Star Wars prequels, they were far too contrived and obsessed with chopping people's hands off,plus Ewan McGregor's accent was appalling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Black Panther. Utter bollocks! Hated all of it.

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow

Mama fucking Mia! James bond singing in mono! No no no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything by Mel Gibson that's supposedly historical..

Braveheart and the Patriot in particular...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anaconda

We love that film because it is so epically bad !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alien

Like Star Wars

Seen one, seen them all but at least in Star Wars they change the plot a little!"

Alien was a genuinely great and groundbreaking film. However they didn't need to, nor should have made, any of the sequels or spin offs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The latest Blade Runner was one of the dullest films I've ever seen. I was a big fan of the original so expected a slower-paced sci-fi but not this."

Yes absolutely dreadful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2012 - utter piffle. It was so bad it was funny, but even the ironic humour died after about 45 minutes. Utter utter shizzle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anaconda

We love that film because it is so epically bad ! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Pearl harbour

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Batman and Robin (George Clooney)

Batman Forever (Val Kilmer)

Catwoman

The Matrix sequels

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

Girl on a train,complete crap

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By *kbloke_11Man
over a year ago

Hockley

Suicide Squad, nuff said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretty Woman - whore strikes gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty Woman - whore strikes gold"

Was that the original title?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

Just has to be Snakes on a plane.

Put a high profile name into the shittest film ever to try to gain some interest.

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By *alking DisasterWoman
over a year ago

South Oxfordshire

"Alien

Like Star Wars

Seen one, seen them all but at least in Star Wars they change the plot a little!

Alien was a genuinely great and groundbreaking film. However they didn't need to, nor should have made, any of the sequels or spin offs. "

I watched Aliens, then Alien 3, then got Alien for my 15th or 16th birthday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ghost Rider....absolute bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pretty Woman - whore strikes gold

Was that the original title?"

Think that's the Direct-to-Video sequel where she moves to California and becomes a prospector.

Following the massive success of City Slickers: the Legend of Curly's Gold and American Tale: Fidel Goes West.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Batman and Robin (George Clooney)

Batman Forever (Val Kilmer)

Catwoman

The Matrix sequels"

But the poor George clooney Batnips!!

Ads

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

That third Hobbit film was a mess and not very interesting..

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