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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

When you go into a card shop to buy a sympathy card................ and then buy a couple more for spares!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you go into a card shop to buy a sympathy card................ and then buy a couple more for spares!

You can stay young at heart by swapping your spares with your friends at lunchtime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you’re out in town and looking at younger women and thinking “ Put something on my girl ! You’ll catch a death of cold wearing that “

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

When you get the "you're due a free health check" letter

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"When you go into a card shop to buy a sympathy card................ and then buy a couple more for spares!

You can stay young at heart by swapping your spares with your friends at lunchtime."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night "

So sad.............

and yet, so true (now, where is my cocoa)

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

When your barber starts trimming your eye brows without asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know you're getting old when you have a hole between your tits........its called your belly button!

Thankfully gravity is still my best friend

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

So sad.............

and yet, so true (now, where is my cocoa)"

Next to mine. I'm in bed

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night "

You are 28 not 98

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you go to get your eyebrows threaded and she insists on doing your ‘tache as well.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

I'm on old soul

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By *aughtynigel02121980Man
over a year ago

Brandon

When you get up off a chair and you make noises

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You quote tv shows that no-one has heard of

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your knees creak more than your bed does

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When your knees creak more than your bed does

Haha nothing worse than a creaky bed

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night "

Me, tonight..

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By *annooWoman
over a year ago

Hastings

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night "

wanted to go out mentally

physically didnt move

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know youre getting old when a bunch of whippersnappers are complaining about being old..

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"When your barber starts trimming your eye brows without asking

In the same vein - when you are bought nose hair clippers as a "joke" and you drag them out of the cupboard because you actually need to use them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

wanted to go out mentally

physically didnt move"

The thought was still there, you have hope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You know youre getting old when a bunch of whippersnappers are complaining about being old..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like moaning though

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle"

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

That's just lazy. Does instant have the nice thick creaminess to it?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

That's just lazy. Does instant have the nice thick creaminess to it?"

Depends on how much, or how little boiling water you add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

That's just lazy. Does instant have the nice thick creaminess to it?

Depends on how much, or how little boiling water you add"

I always put too much in

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

They are pretty much the same thing - powdered custard is flavoured cornflour.

I believe the story goes that Mrs Bird couldn't eat eggs, so her husband tried to invent eggless custard......

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

Yes, occasionaly.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

Yes, occasionaly."

Now that’s yummy

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

Making custard isn't that hard - you just need to have a lot of eggs knocking about. When I had a lot of chickens, I'd make it for something to do with all the eggs. Trouble is, you are then left with a lot of whites, so you have to make meringue or something.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

I'm coming over to yours! I'll bring a crumble, you do the custard

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By *hitevanman812Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

You know that you are old when you are at work, talking about what you did in the 1980s and your manager says, "I wasn't born then"

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

You know you're getting old...........

When middle age spread grabs hold.

No not the waistline! The spread of silver hairs, noticed a few more on my chest and further down, and today glinting in the sun 'on my arms now too' .

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By *ueenofspades123Couple
over a year ago

South Manchester

When everyone posts about making custard on a swingers forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your partner tells you to get on your knees as he hands you a cushion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you think what the fuck is that every time your weans put music on "I woke up in Chris Brown's body" seriously what is that x

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

I'm coming over to yours! I'll bring a crumble, you do the custard

Rhubarb or gooseberry please.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

When I hear a record from the mid-1960's and recall I bought it the first week it came out.

When I don't know or recall who today's top 20 Pop Artists are?

When a younger staff member asked what did I eat in my teens if we didn't have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King or Nando's?

What did we do for entertainment if we'd no PlayStations, Internet, DVD's etc?

Simple! You were conceived!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'd rather stay in and go to bed at a reasonable time on Saturday night

You are 28 not 98

Leave him alone! I like crumbles

The pudding, that is..

With custard they are the bomb shizzle

My mum used to make custard with the powder, the old-fashioned way. I just use instant

Have you ever bought fresh vanilla custard?

I'm coming over to yours! I'll bring a crumble, you do the custard

Rhubarb or gooseberry please. "

God havent had a gooseberry crumble for years...In fact cant remember seeing any gooseberries for years either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you change sex position and have to have someone massage your side, because it's triggered a cramp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That weird skin thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you get the "you're due a free health check" letter "

This...most definitely this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hearing a song and saying I remember the original being in the charts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I hear a record from the mid-1960's and recall I bought it the first week it came out.

When I don't know or recall who today's top 20 Pop Artists are?

When a younger staff member asked what did I eat in my teens if we didn't have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King or Nando's?

What did we do for entertainment if we'd no PlayStations, Internet, DVD's etc?

Simple! You were conceived!"

In my head you have John Humphrys’ voice..

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"When I hear a record from the mid-1960's and recall I bought it the first week it came out.

When I don't know or recall who today's top 20 Pop Artists are?

When a younger staff member asked what did I eat in my teens if we didn't have McDonalds, KFC, Burger King or Nando's?

What did we do for entertainment if we'd no PlayStations, Internet, DVD's etc?

Simple! You were conceived!

In my head you have John Humphrys’ voice.."

Thank You!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll let you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you didn't wake up until 11.15am then ready for a nana nap by 2.30pm. Yep.....that was me today

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

You're horny as fuck but can't be arsed to so anything about it.

Unless there are any local hotties...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the chuck Norris meme comes back

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Saga start sending me junk mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you start watching Gardener’s World

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start watching Gardener’s World "

But...Monty

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

When you buy yourself slippers

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

When you remember the good old days when you had a left and right knee. Not a good and bad one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you buy yourself slippers"

Moccasins?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you start watching Gardener’s World

But...Monty

So much love for Monty!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Saga start sending me junk mail"

I got a letter from saga recently.... I'm 41 for fucks sake!

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

"When you buy yourself slippers

Moccasins?"

No I'm being serious

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

I think it was Jack Nicholson that said about getting older..'never waste a hard on,never past a john (toilet),and never trust a fart'..says it all really

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

When Saga add you to their mailing list...

Those cruises do look fun though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When u spend a day arguing about tea cakes and buttys

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"When u spend a day arguing about tea cakes and buttys

Barmcakes

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By *owiththeflow30Couple
over a year ago

north

You know you’re getting old when you talk ‘ creaminess ‘ and it’s about custard???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your wheelie bin goes out more than you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you sing all the right words to an "old" song and your kid is impressed

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