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"Happy birthday to you. I dont really share mine with anyone except rex harrison" Had to google who ol Rex was | |||
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"I'm not falling for that trick, you'll be asking for my PIN number next! " Depends how much you got in ya bank | |||
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"Ella Fitzgerald, it’s this Wednesday coming " Happy birthday for weds | |||
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome " I'll pass but thank you | |||
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome I'll pass but thank you May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! " So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay! | |||
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"Elizabeth Blackwell and Norman Rockwell plus loads of American celebrities I have never heard of." I'm gona have to google them two | |||
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"Michelangelo is the most impressive in a list of people I mostly don't know" Pretty impressive tbf | |||
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome I'll pass but thank you May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay! " I am not just a body I have feeling you know ! And a fucking rent to pay ! | |||
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"Michelangelo is the most impressive in a list of people I mostly don't know Pretty impressive tbf " I'm sure my parents designed it that way in the hope I'd spend my life staring at the ceiling | |||
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome I'll pass but thank you May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay! I am not just a body I have feeling you know ! And a fucking rent to pay ! " Well ya front runner at the moment as none of the women in here have offered | |||
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"A royal one. Can't remember which. Hope you're having a good un x" Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now! | |||
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"Michelangelo is the most impressive in a list of people I mostly don't know Pretty impressive tbf I'm sure my parents designed it that way in the hope I'd spend my life staring at the ceiling " It's every parents dream... | |||
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome I'll pass but thank you May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay! I am not just a body I have feeling you know ! And a fucking rent to pay ! Well ya front runner at the moment as none of the women in here have offered " Always happy to help a mate in need !! If the landlord asks you questions, just say you are my cousin from germany. You look a bit german, a german from cologne | |||
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"Share mine with Sarah Jessica Parker and Sir Elton John " Elton John = legend SJP= not so much | |||
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"HB come get your birthday shag handsome I'll pass but thank you May I at least blow your penis like a dyson ? Free of charge as it is your birthday sexy stuff ! So wait... if it wasn't my birthday I'd have to pay! I am not just a body I have feeling you know ! And a fucking rent to pay ! Well ya front runner at the moment as none of the women in here have offered Always happy to help a mate in need !! If the landlord asks you questions, just say you are my cousin from germany. You look a bit german, a german from cologne " never been told I look german before | |||
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"Hippy Bathday, Dolb. As it's your special day you're allowed to knock a policeman's helmet of his head with no repercussions. Have fun!" Thanks mate! I'll make sure to tell them this when I'm in a cell later | |||
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"Epic steal. It’s my birthday todsy and Katie Middleton has gone into labour x" Happy birthday | |||
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"A royal one. Can't remember which. Hope you're having a good un x Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now! " Fellow Spurs fan? I share mine with Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin (they are the same age!), Melissa McCarthy and Mother Teresa! | |||
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"A royal one. Can't remember which. Hope you're having a good un x Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now! Fellow Spurs fan? I share mine with Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin (they are the same age!), Melissa McCarthy and Mother Teresa!" Sadly yes... still not over Saturday. Can't wait to go work and deal with all the cockney reds | |||
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"A royal one. Can't remember which. Hope you're having a good un x Cheers was until the football pissed me off! Still drink time now! Fellow Spurs fan? I share mine with Chris Pine, Macaulay Culkin (they are the same age!), Melissa McCarthy and Mother Teresa! Sadly yes... still not over Saturday. Can't wait to go work and deal with all the cockney reds " I cheered so loudly when we scored. Gutted we lost. Went to Wembley to watch Burnley in August. Was so happy we were leading, until they scored in about the 88th minute or something stupid. | |||
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