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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The big 700

Congrats all

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Wow - congrats you lot x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

700

Bet that don't last long

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Well done everyone, we made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The big 700

Congrats all "

We’re getting through them fast again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another mile stone congrats chatters xx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

How we gonna celebrate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wow - congrats you lot x "

Hey you helped xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post .

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post . "

It might be inconvienient but says a lot when they are a dick about it. Shrug a move on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post . "

Ah that's not really very fair we can all make genuine mix ups not nice that they didn't give you a chance t explain but these things happen. Hope your both ok are you aware the list is up for the next bbw party xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"How we gonna celebrate? "

I have a few ideas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How we gonna celebrate? "
orgy orgy orgy

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post . "

I’ve had it before when I cancelled on a guy because my youngest got rushed into hospital. I was already actually on the way to his hotel when I got the call so messaged him on kik and told him I’d happily rearrange once I know she’s out of hospital and better but I was a “time wasting cock teasing bitch” and then blocked on kik and fab

Sorry to that dick was but I clearly state In my profile that my kids come first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post . "

shit happens I had a meet sorted with a couple last night but got stuck at work but they understood shit happens so don't worry their loss

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"How we gonna celebrate?

I have a few ideas "

Share

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

The guy I was meeting had no kids himself so likely just saw me as another fab bullshitter.

I think people that do have kids are more understanding in those situations

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Things happen.

I would be understanding the first 5 times but after that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The guy I was meeting had no kids himself so likely just saw me as another fab bullshitter.

I think people that do have kids are more understanding in those situations

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we are but then u get those who see you don't accommodate and assume your playing away like message I got this morning from a couple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post .

Ah that's not really very fair we can all make genuine mix ups not nice that they didn't give you a chance t explain but these things happen. Hope your both ok are you aware the list is up for the next bbw party xx"

We weren’t! Just talking about booking our hotel this morning. I’ll get on that right now thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post .

Ah that's not really very fair we can all make genuine mix ups not nice that they didn't give you a chance t explain but these things happen. Hope your both ok are you aware the list is up for the next bbw party xx

We weren’t! Just talking about booking our hotel this morning. I’ll get on that right now thanks "

Think chams might be fully booked but think premier inn are doing rooms for 29.50 xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"How we gonna celebrate?

I have a few ideas

Share "

.

I think we should all go to the park for a bbq and drinks, and dance until the sun goes down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post .

I’ve had it before when I cancelled on a guy because my youngest got rushed into hospital. I was already actually on the way to his hotel when I got the call so messaged him on kik and told him I’d happily rearrange once I know she’s out of hospital and better but I was a “time wasting cock teasing bitch” and then blocked on kik and fab

Sorry to that dick was but I clearly state In my profile that my kids come first "

Can see why he assumed he’d been fucked around, but surely it would make more sense to wait until that re-arrange. Then you’d know for sure.

Meh, shame but not like there’s others haga

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"How we gonna celebrate?

I have a few ideas

Share .

I think we should all go to the park for a bbq and drinks, and dance until the sun goes down "

Okey dokey I'll bring the sausage rolls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How we gonna celebrate? "

I could think of a few things x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How we gonna celebrate?

I could think of a few things x "

like lol

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK

It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to get ready taking the kids out for a few hours xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

"

Challenge cup?

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By *elloIntrigueMan
over a year ago

North West UK


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

Challenge cup?"

Not quite as glamorous, but it should be a good game.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

Challenge cup?

Not quite as glamorous, but it should be a good game. "

Cool - enjoy x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

"

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

"

Aww blue that really is awful xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx"

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it "

You didn't and some teachers are cunts xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it "

Sorry sweetheart x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it

You didn't and some teachers are cunts xx"

Very true.

I'm just thankful that all of my kids teacher's are amazing. I wish my teachers had of been like that as I would have engaged much better during my education and possibly chosen a better career path. But hey ho it is what it is

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it "

Some teachers are twats

Makes you wonder how some of them even got qualified to work with kids in the first place

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it

Sorry sweetheart x "

Thanks x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it

Some teachers are twats

Makes you wonder how some of them even got qualified to work with kids in the first place "

I know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it

You didn't and some teachers are cunts xx

Very true.

I'm just thankful that all of my kids teacher's are amazing. I wish my teachers had of been like that as I would have engaged much better during my education and possibly chosen a better career path. But hey ho it is what it is "

Yeah the teachers at our boys school are amazing we just had a post card in the post to say how well the eldest is doing in science stuff like that really is encouraging xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"It will soon be 701..

For me... Warrington and rugby awaits..

I have absolutely no inclination to watch rugby. I blame my bullying PE teacher at high school entirely for this. Which is really quite sad.

Aww blue that really is awful xx

Sorry for putting a downer on the mood.

He was a truly awful man and made my life a misery for 3 years. Never mind I'm over it

You didn't and some teachers are cunts xx

Very true.

I'm just thankful that all of my kids teacher's are amazing. I wish my teachers had of been like that as I would have engaged much better during my education and possibly chosen a better career path. But hey ho it is what it is

Yeah the teachers at our boys school are amazing we just had a post card in the post to say how well the eldest is doing in science stuff like that really is encouraging xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right I'm off out for a few hours on the sunshine enjoy all xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Right I'm off out for a few hours on the sunshine enjoy all xx"

Bye kat. Enjoy

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Right I'm off out for a few hours on the sunshine enjoy all xx"

Have a lovely day x

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By *ikely ladMan
over a year ago

Hounslow


"Morning all, how’re we doing?

Ever had a situation where you’ve had to cancel/rearrange a meet, and the other couple has taken it badly?

We’ve been talking to a couple for a while who seemed great, planned to meet up Saturday. I fucked up my dates and realised it should’ve been next Saturday, messaged them and got blocked. No reply.

Sent one from my singles explaining further how I’d got it mixed up and blocked again.

Can’t help but ask why? Feels really bad man

Sorry for the long post . "

things happen, if people get arsey because of a situation that has happened in your personal life maybe it's good to find out what you're dealing with before you actually meet up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right I'm off out for a few hours on the sunshine enjoy all xx

Have a lovely day x "

I'm of to rugby soongetting some much needed exercise as I bet I don't get any tonight lol

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Good morning all x

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Good morning all x"

It’s afternnon but hi James

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Good morning all x

It’s afternnon but hi James "

Well ok

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x"

Enjoy I’m stuck indoors the heats wiped my youngest out she’s really not good with it x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x"

Enjoy

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

Enjoy I’m stuck indoors the heats wiped my youngest out she’s really not good with it x "

Not fun

Tried a little paddling pool for her?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

Enjoy I’m stuck indoors the heats wiped my youngest out she’s really not good with it x "

Aaaawww poor little un x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

Enjoy "

I intend to x

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

Enjoy I’m stuck indoors the heats wiped my youngest out she’s really not good with it x

Not fun

Tried a little paddling pool for her?"

Yea she’s no interested just in the house sleeping as been for last few hours it’s all she’s ever does when it’s warm, barely eats but does drink well (when not sleeping) at least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m outside mowing the back lawns. X

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I’m outside mowing the back lawns. X "

Go steady you don’t want to put yourself in pain again x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m outside mowing the back lawns. X

Go steady you don’t want to put yourself in pain again x "

I am, my son is helping as much as he can x

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I’m outside mowing the back lawns. X

Go steady you don’t want to put yourself in pain again x

I am, my son is helping as much as he can x "

That’s good x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Just about to take youngest over to riding then. Off to try and find some cheap garden furniture.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

Enjoy I’m stuck indoors the heats wiped my youngest out she’s really not good with it x

Not fun

Tried a little paddling pool for her?

Yea she’s no interested just in the house sleeping as been for last few hours it’s all she’s ever does when it’s warm, barely eats but does drink well (when not sleeping) at least "

Our eldest used to be the same. Luckily she grew out of it. Hopes yours does too.

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Right you lot I'm off out to get some sun x

Enjoy I’m stuck indoors the heats wiped my youngest out she’s really not good with it x

Not fun

Tried a little paddling pool for her?

Yea she’s no interested just in the house sleeping as been for last few hours it’s all she’s ever does when it’s warm, barely eats but does drink well (when not sleeping) at least

Our eldest used to be the same. Luckily she grew out of it. Hopes yours does too. "

Yea twins were like it at her age and have grown out of it so I’m hoping she does same too

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford

Quiet round these parts

*streaks*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet round these parts

*streaks*"

Missed you. X

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Quiet round these parts

*streaks*

Missed you. X "

I was in the 'nock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quiet round these parts

*streaks*

Missed you. X

I was in the 'nock "

Oh so close x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Ssshhhh.... You will wake them all up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ssshhhh.... You will wake them all up "

Sorry, I shall whisper next time x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

[Removed by poster at 21/04/18 15:46:18]

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

Don't worry about it Angie

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Too late I’m up now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm awake now

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd"

You played what?

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

I know right there so loud right

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I'm awake now "

Oooops x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what? "

Ring toss lol xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm awake now

Oooops x "

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd"

It’s just spotted a bit here. Hopefully it stays away x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx"

Each to their own

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops"

Not good!!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

Not good!! "

I'll be reet lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own "

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

It’s just spotted a bit here. Hopefully it stays away x "

Fingers crossed it does it was lovely and warm where we were lots of families out xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Played pooh sticks as well xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

Not good!!

I'll be reet lol x"

Are you ok lovely xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx"

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Played pooh sticks as well xx"

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

Not good!!

I'll be reet lol x

Are you ok lovely xx"

Didn't get the non drowsy stuff - I'm not ill just a dozy bugger for not reading the box oooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played pooh sticks as well xx "

Surely you have heard of pooh sticks blue zx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

Not good!!

I'll be reet lol x

Are you ok lovely xx

Didn't get the non drowsy stuff - I'm not ill just a dozy bugger for not reading the box oooops "

Ahhh ok just be careful xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

Not good!!

I'll be reet lol x

Are you ok lovely xx

Didn't get the non drowsy stuff - I'm not ill just a dozy bugger for not reading the box oooops

Ahhh ok just be careful xx"

Dozy bugger lol

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Played pooh sticks as well xx

Surely you have heard of pooh sticks blue zx"

I hope you used plenty of lube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game "

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Played pooh sticks as well xx

Surely you have heard of pooh sticks blue zx

I hope you used plenty of lube "

Ewww xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know right there so loud right "

Sorry James, I shall be quiet in future x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm awake now

Oooops x

Wrong hay fever medication oooops

Not good!!

I'll be reet lol x

Are you ok lovely xx

Didn't get the non drowsy stuff - I'm not ill just a dozy bugger for not reading the box oooops

Ahhh ok just be careful xx

Dozy bugger lol "

x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx"

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Played pooh sticks as well xx

Surely you have heard of pooh sticks blue zx

I hope you used plenty of lube

Ewww xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring "

Nooooo I will leave your ring alone xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring

Nooooo I will leave your ring alone xx"

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring

Nooooo I will leave your ring alone xx

Ok "

Is that all I have to leave alone x

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By *urvymama OP   Woman
over a year ago

Doncaster

OMG I’ve just visited my parents and they’ve got their new fur babies - I’m in love

Staffy cross jack russels, Two sisters

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG I’ve just visited my parents and they’ve got their new fur babies - I’m in love

Staffy cross jack russels, Two sisters "

Aw sweet x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"OMG I’ve just visited my parents and they’ve got their new fur babies - I’m in love

Staffy cross jack russels, Two sisters "

Awwww How lovely x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??! "

In the bloody shop x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??! "

Mmmmmmm cake

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

In the bloody shop x"

Brb, just going to the shop x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

Mmmmmmm cake "

I could be persuaded to share

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

Mmmmmmm cake

I could be persuaded to share "

Lemon please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

In the bloody shop x

Brb, just going to the shop x"

Or there's some in my pics xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??! "

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just dropped a hula hoop down my cleavage xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Just dropped a hula hoop down my cleavage xx"

Oh no it's gone forever lol

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x "

I've been craving lemon meringue pie for weeks now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just dropped a hula hoop down my cleavage xx

Oh no it's gone forever lol "

Nahhhh they ain't that big xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x "

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving "

What's on the menu x

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??! "

I've eaten the bloody cake, now get me a fucking beer

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring

Nooooo I will leave your ring alone xx

Ok

Is that all I have to leave alone x"

Yep just that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring

Nooooo I will leave your ring alone xx

Ok

Is that all I have to leave alone x

Yep just that "

Deal xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x"

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x "

I've just had a lemon turd. Had to zorro the fucker as it wouldn't flush.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I've eaten the bloody cake, now give me a fucking "

FIFY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend "

Take away it is x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend "

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"I know right there so loud right

Sorry James, I shall be quiet in future x "

Hey no problem !! X lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I've just had a lemon turd. Had to zorro the fucker as it wouldn't flush. "

At least it was citrus fresh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon friends xx

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Afternoon

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x "

I'm bloody starving x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Afternoon friends xx"

Hey gorgeous

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

I'm bloody starving x"

Me too

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon friends xx"

Afternoon sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon friends xx"

You feeling better x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon friends xx

Hey gorgeous "

Hey Blue xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have something at bingo xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon friends xx

Afternoon sweetheart x "

Hiya BB xx

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x "

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Afternoon friends xx

Hey gorgeous

Hey Blue xx"

How's your chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon friends xx

You feeling better x"

Hiya Kat.. I've slept for hours completely wasted the day !!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers? "

Yes yes no yes and yes thank you x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers? "

I'll have a 69 please

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Afternoon friends xx

Hey gorgeous

Hey Blue xx

How's your chest? "

Did I mention Vicks is good for the chest?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon friends xx

Hey gorgeous

Hey Blue xx

How's your chest? "

I think less sore thank you for asking x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please "

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Afternoon friends xx

You feeling better x

Hiya Kat.. I've slept for hours completely wasted the day !! "

But di you feel better for sleeping xx

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Afternoon friends xx

Hey gorgeous

Hey Blue xx

How's your chest?

I think less sore thank you for asking x "

Good

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please "

Gawd ok, assume the position

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x"

Wanna share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please "

I cant do a 69 x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Gawd ok, assume the position "

Thank you, you're to kind

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share "

Absolutely x

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share

Absolutely x"

So that's a fried sliced chicken with vegetables, do you want rice, noodles or chips with that?

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share

Absolutely x

So that's a fried sliced chicken with vegetables, do you want rice, noodles or chips with that? "

You choose I'm easy x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share

Absolutely x

So that's a fried sliced chicken with vegetables, do you want rice, noodles or chips with that? "

Chips and curry sauce please

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share

Absolutely x

So that's a fried sliced chicken with vegetables, do you want rice, noodles or chips with that?

You choose I'm easy x"

Don't say that in here

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share

Absolutely x

So that's a fried sliced chicken with vegetables, do you want rice, noodles or chips with that?

Chips and curry sauce please "

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I’ve not long come back from a kid footy tournament - I’m starving

What's on the menu x

Pass - I’ll phone a friend

I'd like Chinese if your asking x

Ok .

Would you like a number 10, 17, 20, 25 and some prawn crackers?

I'll have a 69 please

Oooooooo I'll have one of those too x

Wanna share

Absolutely x

So that's a fried sliced chicken with vegetables, do you want rice, noodles or chips with that?

You choose I'm easy x

Don't say that in here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back to the corner I go x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Happy 700th

Now where’s the bloody cake??!

I’ve just had a lemon curd tart x yummy x

I've just had a lemon turd. Had to zorro the fucker as it wouldn't flush. "

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge

Now I fancy a cake

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Now I fancy a cake "

Lemon cake? Me too

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Now I fancy a cake

Lemon cake? Me too "

Large slice for me please x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Now I fancy a cake

Lemon cake? Me too

Large slice for me please x"

We'll share

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By *layful HarlequinMan
over a year ago

uxbridge


"Now I fancy a cake

Lemon cake? Me too

Large slice for me please x

We'll share "

Ok ?? I’m in

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish


"Well that was a nice few hours out till the rain started however we had had our walk and played ring toss we were just getting ice cream when it started xd

You played what?

Ring toss lol xx

Each to their own

Where you toss a ring and try get it over the pointy thing xx

Haha you will tell me anything to cover your perverse game

No darling its the honest truth it is you with the perverse mind however if you have something you would like me to toss for you just say the word xx

If I did, it certainly wouldn't be my ring

Nooooo I will leave your ring alone xx

Ok

Is that all I have to leave alone x

Yep just that

Deal xx"

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Fair play - you’re all bloody good obsessed perverts in here

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Fair play - you’re all bloody good obsessed perverts in here "

That's why you like us x

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Fair play - you’re all bloody good obsessed perverts in here

That's why you like us x"

This is very true

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Fair play - you’re all bloody good obsessed perverts in here

That's why you like us x

This is very true "

And because we have a secret stash of custard creams

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Fair play - you’re all bloody good obsessed perverts in here

That's why you like us x

This is very true

And because we have a secret stash of custard creams "

35 packets

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Fair play - you’re all bloody good obsessed perverts in here

That's why you like us x

This is very true

And because we have a secret stash of custard creams

35 packets "

Sssssshhhhhh

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