FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck me!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Not even figuratively.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. Hubby can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would.

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

Not even a please! How rude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" No. Hubby can. "

Yeah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, yes I shall

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

Me neither.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would.

Oh hai.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sigh. If I must!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yes, yes I shall "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sigh. If I must! "

You must!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like too

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like too "

There’s only one of me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish I could

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

No I don't do girlies.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt.

I’m eyepopping.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish I could"

Calling time, people!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I don't do girlies.

I’m a lady!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id happily do it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh. If I must!

You must!"

It's a chore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!"

And me but together we’re 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I have just left loop bar and maybe hoc ooooo dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Id happily do it

I’m not an it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sigh. If I must!

You must!

It's a chore

You can moan on the chore thread after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2"

When two become one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2"

Twit two

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That ass though.

3 some ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally. "

With literature and all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I have just left loop bar and maybe hoc ooooo dear "

Sounds painful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

Twit two"

Only 2 I’m sure you can fit 3 lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

When two become one

Won

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

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By *ames_dieselMan
over a year ago

London

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt."

You and me both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That ass though.

3 some ladies?

Who’s the ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

Twit two

Only 2 I’m sure you can fit 3 lol "

Inches?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

Twit two

Only 2 I’m sure you can fit 3 lol "

Three-stylin’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

Twit two

Only 2 I’m sure you can fit 3 lol

Inches?"

Yes literally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could hook you up with my insignificant other, but he's a bit of a cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)"

Snap

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt.

You and me both"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

Twit two

Only 2 I’m sure you can fit 3 lol

Inches?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"[Removed by poster at 20/04/18 23:30:56]"

Say what?

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By *urity555Man
over a year ago

south west

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt."

Haha brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing. "

Slow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something."

I've watched football on television while being fucked. I don't think I could focus on words on a page.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

Slow"

*rubs slower*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something."

I’m such a pro I could cook whilst being fucked.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d like too

There’s only one of me!

And me but together we’re 2

Twit two

Only 2 I’m sure you can fit 3 lol

Inches?

Yes literally "

Literwilly

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I could hook you up with my insignificant other, but he's a bit of a cunt. "

Takes two to tango.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You two should get on cam and have a rug session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I’m such a pro I could cook whilst being fucked. "

With me you could only stir fry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)

Snap

You know it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"***Fucks Blanche***

Didn’t feel a thing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even a please! How rude

I’m a cunt.

Haha brilliant "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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We all saw it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I've watched football on television while being fucked. I don't think I could focus on words on a page. "

I take bookreading very seriously.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

Slow

*rubs slower*"

Did Hatter change his username?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)

Snap

You know it!"

My favourite is still Stoya.

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By *aughtyboy246Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Get waxed.. advice ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You two should get on cam and have a rug session"

I have a flying carpet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I’m such a pro I could cook whilst being fucked.

With me you could only stir fry "

A couple of seconds, a squirt of fish oil and it’s all over?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

Slow

*rubs slower*

Did Hatter change his username?

I am Hatter. I just have a marvellous disguise. *flicks hair and drinks tea while reading The Hobbit*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)

Snap

You know it!

My favourite is still Stoya.

Stoya of my life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Get waxed.. advice ??"

Wax on, wax off.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

Slow

*rubs slower*

Did Hatter change his username?

I am Hatter. I just have a marvellous disguise. *flicks hair and drinks tea while reading The Hobbit*"

Nice ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)

Snap

You know it!

My favourite is still Stoya.

Stoya of my life."

Boom boom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok "

Winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

Slow

*rubs slower*

Did Hatter change his username?

I am Hatter. I just have a marvellous disguise. *flicks hair and drinks tea while reading The Hobbit*

Nice ass."

*flicks ass*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature (google it)

Snap

You know it!

My favourite is still Stoya.

Stoya of my life.

Boom boom. "

Shake the room.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

Hysterical literature is a thing.

Slow

*rubs slower*

Did Hatter change his username?

I am Hatter. I just have a marvellous disguise. *flicks hair and drinks tea while reading The Hobbit*

Nice ass.

*flicks ass*"

[insert wingnut joke here]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok

Winner."

Chicken dinner?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok

Winner.

Chicken dinner?"

Okfc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you are ever in Kent then hmu though. Just sayin.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you are ever in Kent then hmu though. Just sayin."

Hmu.

I prefer Emu.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love to but to far away from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer emo. Nah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you"

Would you pass the entry hexam though?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer emo. Nah"

Miserable cunt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you

Would you pass the entry hexam though?"

As long as it practical not written much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you

Would you pass the entry hexam though?

As long as it practical not written much more fun"

It’s oral.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you

Would you pass the entry hexam though?

As long as it practical not written much more fun

It’s oral."

That fine do I get a practice test first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?"

Haha funny girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you

Would you pass the entry hexam though?

As long as it practical not written much more fun

It’s oral.

That fine do I get a practice test first "

You just failed the test, oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl "

Punny girl.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Not even figuratively.

Where and when?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Where and when? "

I can’t come to Salisbury, it’s contaminated.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?"

Haha in any Craic you want gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like you need some cock snot firing up your fart pipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you

Would you pass the entry hexam though?

As long as it practical not written much more fun

It’s oral.

That fine do I get a practice test first

You just failed the test, oh dear."

Damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl."

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I've watched football on television while being fucked. I don't think I could focus on words on a page.

I take bookreading very seriously. "

I don't any more. Not since I lost my reading glasses.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

"Not even figuratively.

Where and when?

I can’t come to Salisbury, it’s contaminated."

True.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha in any Craic you want gorgeous

Calm down.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like you need some cock snot firing up your fart pipe "

I love folk music

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love to but to far away from you

Would you pass the entry hexam though?

As long as it practical not written much more fun

It’s oral.

That fine do I get a practice test first

You just failed the test, oh dear.

Damn "

‘amster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked "

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like you need some cock snot firing up your fart pipe

I love folk music

I’m more of a heavy enough to make people cry music sorta dude

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I've watched football on television while being fucked. I don't think I could focus on words on a page.

I take bookreading very seriously.

I don't any more. Not since I lost my reading glasses. "

I see that. You probably don’t, but I do.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Where and when?

I can’t come to Salisbury, it’s contaminated.

True. "

Maybe I’ll don my trench coat and sunglasses and risk it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking."

Me too drinking typing and thinking what to write

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to "

Down the Gullit.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I don't even know what a fuck is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was the last time a man bought you a drink in a bar....? #canyourememberthatfarback?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like you need some cock snot firing up your fart pipe

I love folk music

I’m more of a heavy enough to make people cry music sorta dude

And yet you want to play the fart pipe! You thrash talker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking.

Me too drinking typing and thinking what to write "

I’m fucking.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even know what a fuck is

Who even gives one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"When was the last time a man bought you a drink in a bar....? #canyourememberthatfarback?"

8pm this eve. So yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the fuck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is cock snot up your fart pipe the difinitive fab forum thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking.

Me too drinking typing and thinking what to write

I’m fucking. "

typing fucking isn’t

Multitasking though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What the fuck!!"

Please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tiocfaidh ar la

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is cock snot up your fart pipe the difinitive fab forum thread? "

It’s a cracker

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking.

Me too drinking typing and thinking what to write

I’m fucking.

typing fucking isn’t

Multitasking though "

You’re correct, you ain’t multitasking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tiocfaidh ar la

Bless you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

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By *oodyshere2011Man
over a year ago

Midlands

I’ll put the book down !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary..."

Oh no you didn’t!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking.

Me too drinking typing and thinking what to write

I’m fucking.

typing fucking isn’t

Multitasking though

You’re correct, you ain’t multitasking

If I was in London you would be multi something but not tasking, he says full of bravado lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit."

So demanding

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll put the book down !"

Word.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're ever in Liverpool and fancy the Irish fuck of your life let me know

In my craic?

Haha funny girl

Punny girl.

I’m sure you are but your still not getting fucked

That’s what you think. I’m multitasking.

Me too drinking typing and thinking what to write

I’m fucking.

typing fucking isn’t

Multitasking though

You’re correct, you ain’t multitasking

If I was in London you would be multi something but not tasking, he says full of bravado lol "

Is that an alcopop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding"

I want de man ding inside me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I've watched football on television while being fucked. I don't think I could focus on words on a page.

I take bookreading very seriously.

I don't any more. Not since I lost my reading glasses.

I see that. You probably don’t, but I do."

I am getting fucked tomorrow however.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Don't get it

She means literally.

With literature and all.

Reading whilst being fucked.

Sounds interesting

I reckon it could be done with a sturdy enough book or one of those cookbook stands. As long as I held my glasses on with an elastic headband or something.

I've watched football on television while being fucked. I don't think I could focus on words on a page.

I take bookreading very seriously.

I don't any more. Not since I lost my reading glasses.

I see that. You probably don’t, but I do.

I am getting fucked tomorrow however. "

I’ve been royally fucked recently. Sadface.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!"

You'd kill him

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!"

I'll take the risk? Will there be tea and biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*"

Bless you my dear

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

I'll take the risk? Will there be tea and biscuits"

Neither. I’m a coffee drinker and no biscuits in the house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!"

With your patter or talcum powder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could tame my lip.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

With your patter or talcum powder "

It’s all about the Johnson’s & Johnson’s.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

I'll take the risk? Will there be tea and biscuits

Neither. I’m a coffee drinker and no biscuits in the house."

I'll bring jaffa cakes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I need to wear a ginger wig and sing Galway girl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

I'll take the risk? Will there be tea and biscuits

Neither. I’m a coffee drinker and no biscuits in the house.

I'll bring jaffa cakes"

They taste plasticy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!"

Bwahahaha. You make me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do I need to wear a ginger wig and sing Galway girl

You know how to get in my Ed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!"

Hmm I've got one slice left. Would you like me to wrap it in today's guardian and bring it with me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!

Hmm I've got one slice left. Would you like me to wrap it in today's guardian and bring it with me?

Stop wooing me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

Bwahahaha. You make my nipples hard

Oh my

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

Bwahahaha. You make my nipples hard

Oh my

PB! You’ve never been so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!

Hmm I've got one slice left. Would you like me to wrap it in today's guardian and bring it with me?

Stop wooing me!"

Woo woo!!

Hmm that reminds me of one of my favourite poems

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!

Hmm I've got one slice left. Would you like me to wrap it in today's guardian and bring it with me?

Stop wooing me!

Woo woo!!

Hmm that reminds me of one of my favourite poems

Hit me...,

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

You still looking?

I've got crumpets and the toaster just pinged. You want apricot jam, marmalade, plum jam or chilli jam on yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

Bwahahaha. You make my nipples hard

Oh my

PB! You’ve never been so sexy! "

I think it’s this heatwave!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You still looking?

I've got crumpets and the toaster just pinged. You want apricot jam, marmalade, plum jam or chilli jam on yours? "

Just butter me up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

Bwahahaha. You make my nipples hard

Oh my

PB! You’ve never been so sexy!

I think it’s this heatwave!!

You can do me any way you want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!

Hmm I've got one slice left. Would you like me to wrap it in today's guardian and bring it with me?

Stop wooing me!

Woo woo!!

Hmm that reminds me of one of my favourite poems

Hit me...,"

oh crap now I've gone and put my foot in it. Hmm ok. It's one of Byron's more experimental works

"Woo woo ooey woo

Look upon thee

Woo woo woo

hark cloud

get me a beer"

Not his finest moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

I'll take the risk? Will there be tea and biscuits

Neither. I’m a coffee drinker and no biscuits in the house.

I'll bring jaffa cakes

They taste plasticy "

What does madam desire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

I'll be over in a minute. Just let me finish this pork pie

Mmm munchy munch munch munch

Nooooooooo! I love pork pies!

Hmm I've got one slice left. Would you like me to wrap it in today's guardian and bring it with me?

Stop wooing me!

Woo woo!!

Hmm that reminds me of one of my favourite poems

Hit me...,

oh crap now I've gone and put my foot in it. Hmm ok. It's one of Byron's more experimental works

"Woo woo ooey woo

Look upon thee

Woo woo woo

hark cloud

get me a beer"

Not his finest moment

Bywrong.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not even figuratively.

Well it'd be rude not to

Down the Gullit.

So demanding

I want de man ding inside me!

You'd kill him

I have a tendency to kill them off, this is true!

I'll take the risk? Will there be tea and biscuits

Neither. I’m a coffee drinker and no biscuits in the house.

I'll bring jaffa cakes

They taste plasticy

What does madam desire"

Porkpies or cheese.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Literally. Please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Literally. Please!"

The Cspense is unbearable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

Bwahahaha. You make my nipples hard

Oh my

PB! You’ve never been so sexy!

I think it’s this heatwave!!

You can just fuck me! "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Want the fuck?

Yes Please Sir

Checks diary...

Oh you tease

Uh huh

*snorts*

Bless you my dear

I’ve not really met anyone that could flick my clit like that.

I’m surprised!!!

Bwahahaha. You make my nipples hard

Oh my

PB! You’ve never been so sexy!

I think it’s this heatwave!!

You can just fuck me!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Fuck. Me.

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