FabSwingers.com forum: Best dirty joke...

By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

You can't spell ‘advertisements’ without semen between the tits...

Follow that. Best one wins a prize!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

15 yr old Johnny woke up at 2am and needed a piss. On the way to the bathroom he passed his parents room, but they had left the door ajar. Hearing the grunting he glanced in and saw his dad humping his mum doggy style. His dad gives him a wink and a smile and carries on.

Two weeks later his dad catches him riveting his granny. “WTF JOHNNY!” His dad screams.........

“Not so funny when it’s your mum, is it?” He replies.....

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

"15 yr old Johnny woke up at 2am and needed a piss. On the way to the bathroom he passed his parents room, but they had left the door ajar. Hearing the grunting he glanced in and saw his dad humping his mum doggy style. His dad gives him a wink and a smile and carries on.

Two weeks later his dad catches him riveting his granny. “WTF JOHNNY!” His dad screams.........

“Not so funny when it’s your mum, is it?” He replies....."

That’s the 2nd best one so far!

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

“Dad, how come my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Dad, how come my sister is called Teresa?"

"Because your mum loves Easter and it's an anagram of Easter"

"Thanks Dad"

"No problem Alan""

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want a tit job just get loads of bog roll and rub it on your chest. It's done wonders for your arse.

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

What the definition of relative humidity?

The sweat of your balls while shagging your sister.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two weeks later his dad catches him riveting his granny. “WTF JOHNNY!” His dad screams.........

“Not so funny when it’s your mum, is it?” He replies....."

Lmfao. Telling that one in work.

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

I was on a plane and the air hostess said, "Want some headphones?”

I said, "Blimey. How'd you guess that my name is Phones?"

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

Lick-a-lotta-puss.

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

Guessing the ladies don’t know any dirty jokes...

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Guessing the ladies don’t know any dirty jokes...

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Donald Trump rolls in the mud. There you go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's Long Hard and Full of Seamen?

A Boat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

Because his wife died.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job will still suck.

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By *ames_diesel OP Man
over a year ago

London

"What’s the difference between your wife and your job?

After five years, your job will still suck."

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

She was only the tobacconists daughter, but she was by far the best shag in the shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Know what a 6.9 is?

Another good thing screwed up by a period.

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By *ockonmeMan
over a year ago

lincolnshire

What do gay Russian secret agent smear over door handles?....nobachoc.

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By *oungalpha20Man
over a year ago

North West /Cumbria

What's the difference between a prostitute and a KFC? Once you've finished with the legs breast and thighs all there's left is a greasy box

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