FabSwingers.com forum: Look at me........welcome to the fab forum shop window.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Genuinely look at me..........

Actually don't, oh well go on then have a look if you want, oh no don't I'd be so embarrassed, but no hang on, here I am have a look.

Actually all of you, if you wish to be in shop window, here's the place.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Here I am for all to see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Confused ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello People!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halo

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

In and proud, I think

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

I'm far too shy for such things

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over a year ago

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Halo"

I have one

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confused ?? "

You will be after this episode of soap.

One for the oldies there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm far too shy for such things

Yea I can see that from your profile!

Flick x

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm far too shy for such things

I'm sure you'll get over it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Halo

I have one

Does it slip at weekends and bank holidays

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Here I am for all to see."

Nice pillows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm on the "seconds" rack, but someone will have a look maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello. I'm on offer as I have defective hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bargain basement, welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last turkey in the shop at Xmas right here

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I'm far too shy for such things

Yea I can see that from your profile!

Flick x "

I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.

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By *omo65Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

Hello peeps

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Halo

I have one

Does it slip at weekends and bank holidays

No, I'm one of the muggy cunts that has to work them all

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head."

That genuinely did produce an audible chortle from me, I believe the kids would say lol.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head."

If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello there all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the OP..

Look at me instead

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.

That genuinely did produce an audible chortle from me, I believe the kids would say lol. "

Excellent. My work here is done

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.

If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto

Tried that. They quarantined me for 6 weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue cross sale here. Comes with free left over Easter egg

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Halo

I have one

It's a tad rusty I see

Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head.

If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto

Tried that. They quarantined me for 6 weeks "

And still no cure? Bleach it is then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never mind the OP..

Look at me instead

Actually that is a very fair point.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Bidding starts at 1p with no buy it now, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Delivery to your door by pigeon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bidding starts at 1p with no buy it now, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause.

Delivery to your door by pigeon

Shaking my enamel mug of corn like crazy right now xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Hello - waves

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello - waves"

Hello waves back, watch out for the tsunami.

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Think half of the male population of south Wales has looked at me today at some point.

Amazing what you find out taking off message filters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

Look all you like but if you want to buy then it's a buy one get one free deal.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap

No stick to your guns, I'm sure someone has just been giving you the old soft soap treatment.

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

wellingborough

Bugger off.

This place is closed, and boarded up.

Find somewhere else to do your inept fumblings.

Registered patients know where the hiden bell push is located.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

My shop window is open 24/7, 365 days a year. Except for bank holidays, and the four holidays we have each year. Oh and Xmas and new year.

So I fibbed, it's not really open 24/7, 365 days a year

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Halo"

You don’t have a halo

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By *cot611Man
over a year ago

carterton

All goods in my shop come with a satisfaction double bubble guarantee. If not entirely satisfied with what you get. Simply pop back in to get not one but two replacements to enjoy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the bike aisle? I'll be next to the lubricants and paint Polish!

See what I did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm far too shy for such things

Yea I can see that from your profile!

Flick x

I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick

It wasn't your halo I was looking at

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here but not much to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bore da

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m in the shop window , snap me up before the sunlight fades me x

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Why not, I'm not adverse to being shown like an Amsterdam Madam with hubby in tow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm here but not much to see"

There's some rather nice produce from this angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morning

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Do we have to be naked in the shop window?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do we have to be naked in the shop window?"

In Amsterdam yes, in House of Fraser in Shrewsbury, then no.

In the fab shop window, it can help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m more of a table top at a flea market.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello x

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By *lue NarwhalMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap

Bloody right you should, damned soap dodger..

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Here and there

Pay attention to meeeeeeee!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap

Bloody right you should, damned soap dodger..

Ouch!!I slipped on the pool of grease that dripped off of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BONJOUR!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello... I'm here.... Right at the back.... Anybody..... Hello...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me, I'm adorable.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Look at me, I'm adorable. "

Yes...yes you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello everyone

we are here xx

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

I don't understand this one.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"I'm far too shy for such things

Yea I can see that from your profile!

Flick x

I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick

It wasn't your halo I was looking at

It wasn't?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at me, I'm adorable.

Yes...yes you are

It's almost like you don't mean that

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Look at me, I'm adorable.

Yes...yes you are

It's almost like you don't mean that"

I genuinely do. And you know it. I simply thought peeps had had enough of my

eyes when it came to you

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Afternoon

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Confused ??

You will be after this episode of soap.

One for the oldies there.

... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it

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By *penminded respectableMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

May as well put myself in the window lol

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

My shop window will give you an idea as to what is on offer...

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By *ax1971Man
over a year ago

St helens

"My shop window will give you an idea as to what is on offer...

I would have fun trying you on. .. hehe. .xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confused ??

You will be after this episode of soap.

One for the oldies there.

... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it

I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Confused ??

You will be after this episode of soap.

One for the oldies there.

... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it

I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? "

It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confused ??

You will be after this episode of soap.

One for the oldies there.

... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it

I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it?

It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show.

I remember something about an alien in a lift???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confused ??

You will be after this episode of soap.

One for the oldies there.

... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it

I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it?

It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show.

I remember something about an alien in a lift???"

Benson the butler had his own spin-off show called.... wait for it.... Benson.

Anyway here's me in the shop window too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

US sitcom spinoffs have such imaginative titles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"US sitcom spinoffs have such imaginative titles!"

An obvious name can be an important aid for hard-of-thinking viewers. Some people may have thought 'King of Queens' was going to be a different kind of show...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

COO-EEE!!!

I'm here in the pet aisle (cant have animals in a shop window) trying to compete with the fluffy bunnies and gerbils. Some people say rats are cute and adorable.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Shameless the lot of you.

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By *palWoman
over a year ago

The Bermuda Triangle in Suffolk

"My shop window will give you an idea as to what is on offer...

I would have fun trying you on. .. hehe. .xx"

Well that's an offer I have never had before x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shameless the lot of you.

missed a trick with your username guys - you could have been catthorpe into-change

mind you I can talk - I thought of several great puns for my own, after I'd picked the most boring name possible

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Hello..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll find me in the charity shop window.

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By *MP3Man
over a year ago

Between Scylla and Charybdis

"Shameless the lot of you.

Execpt me of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameless the lot of you.

Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it.

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over a year ago

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Here I am, come and get me

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Hello everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello everyone

wow - hello you

xxx

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I love a bit of window shopping

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My shop is closed until further notice because the bastard thieves stole everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The window cleaner has just cleaned my shop front. I'm here in one of my most seductive poses.. don't you agree?

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By *orticiaWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Shameless the lot of you.

Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it.

I tell you what IS shameless ... that large flannel you’re wearing in your profile pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Late night shopping here as it’s Friday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

BOGOF

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Halo

I have one

The forums two most famous rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOGOF

Get stuffed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm far too shy for such things

Yea I can see that from your profile!

Flick x

I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick

It wasn't your halo I was looking at

It wasn't?

Somewhat lower.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Look at me!

Look at me NOW!

It is fun to have fun

But you have to know how.

Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello all "

Hello indeed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Look at me!

Look at me!

Look at me NOW!

It is fun to have fun

But you have to know how.

Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat "

Hop on pop.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shameless the lot of you.

Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it.

I tell you what IS shameless ... that large flannel you’re wearing in your profile pic

It can be removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello you lot. Big col is horny as hell and would like to know if any ladies in his area fancy having there juicy pussies licked and fucked. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"BOGOF

Top banana.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I may not have much but there’s plenty to see with me

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. MOORLANDS & BARMOUTH.

My shop window is now wide open again xxxx

Suzi

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By *r loveslickinMan
over a year ago

Deeside

Hi there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at me I'm Jayne G x

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