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"Halo" I have one | |||
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"Confused ?? " You will be after this episode of soap. One for the oldies there. | |||
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"I'm far too shy for such things " Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x | |||
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"Halo I have one " It's a tad rusty I see | |||
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"I'm far too shy for such things " I'm sure you'll get over it. | |||
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"Halo I have one " Does it slip at weekends and bank holidays | |||
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"Here I am for all to see." Nice pillows | |||
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"I'm far too shy for such things Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x " I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick | |||
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"Halo I have one It's a tad rusty I see" Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head. | |||
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"Halo I have one Does it slip at weekends and bank holidays " No, I'm one of the muggy cunts that has to work them all | |||
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"Halo I have one It's a tad rusty I see Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head." That genuinely did produce an audible chortle from me, I believe the kids would say lol. | |||
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"Halo I have one It's a tad rusty I see Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head." If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto | |||
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"Halo I have one It's a tad rusty I see Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head. That genuinely did produce an audible chortle from me, I believe the kids would say lol. " Excellent. My work here is done | |||
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"Halo I have one It's a tad rusty I see Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head. If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto " Tried that. They quarantined me for 6 weeks | |||
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"Halo I have one It's a tad rusty I see Darling you're looking at my rusty bullet hole. Now get your eyes off my rectum and up to my head. If that's what I'm looking at, can I suggest you see your GP pronto Tried that. They quarantined me for 6 weeks " And still no cure? Bleach it is then!! | |||
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"Never mind the OP.. Look at me instead " Actually that is a very fair point. | |||
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"Bidding starts at 1p with no buy it now, sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. Delivery to your door by pigeon " Shaking my enamel mug of corn like crazy right now xx | |||
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"Hello - waves" Hello waves back, watch out for the tsunami. | |||
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"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap " No stick to your guns, I'm sure someone has just been giving you the old soft soap treatment. | |||
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"I'm far too shy for such things Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick " It wasn't your halo I was looking at | |||
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"I'm here but not much to see" There's some rather nice produce from this angle. | |||
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"Do we have to be naked in the shop window?" In Amsterdam yes, in House of Fraser in Shrewsbury, then no. In the fab shop window, it can help. | |||
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"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap " Bloody right you should, damned soap dodger.. | |||
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"I'll be in the toiletries aisle buying soap Bloody right you should, damned soap dodger.. " Ouch!!I slipped on the pool of grease that dripped off of me | |||
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"Look at me, I'm adorable. " Yes...yes you are | |||
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"I'm far too shy for such things Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick It wasn't your halo I was looking at " It wasn't? | |||
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"Look at me, I'm adorable. Yes...yes you are " It's almost like you don't mean that | |||
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"Look at me, I'm adorable. Yes...yes you are It's almost like you don't mean that" I genuinely do. And you know it. I simply thought peeps had had enough of my eyes when it came to you | |||
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"Confused ?? You will be after this episode of soap. One for the oldies there. " ... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it | |||
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"My shop window will give you an idea as to what is on offer... " I would have fun trying you on. .. hehe. .xx | |||
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"Confused ?? You will be after this episode of soap. One for the oldies there. ... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it " I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? | |||
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"Confused ?? You will be after this episode of soap. One for the oldies there. ... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? " It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show. | |||
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"Confused ?? You will be after this episode of soap. One for the oldies there. ... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show. " I remember something about an alien in a lift??? | |||
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"Confused ?? You will be after this episode of soap. One for the oldies there. ... I only knownit from UK Gold you understand. I’m far too young to remember it I wish they would, from the few episodes I've seen its hilarious, but I suspect Billy Crystal may have blocked it? It was brilliant, Benson the butler stole the show. I remember something about an alien in a lift???" Benson the butler had his own spin-off show called.... wait for it.... Benson. Anyway here's me in the shop window too x | |||
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"US sitcom spinoffs have such imaginative titles!" An obvious name can be an important aid for hard-of-thinking viewers. Some people may have thought 'King of Queens' was going to be a different kind of show... | |||
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"My shop window will give you an idea as to what is on offer... I would have fun trying you on. .. hehe. .xx" Well that's an offer I have never had before x | |||
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"Shameless the lot of you. " missed a trick with your username guys - you could have been catthorpe into-change mind you I can talk - I thought of several great puns for my own, after I'd picked the most boring name possible | |||
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"Shameless the lot of you. " Execpt me of course | |||
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"Shameless the lot of you. " Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it. | |||
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"Shameless the lot of you. Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it. " I tell you what IS shameless ... that large flannel you’re wearing in your profile pic | |||
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"I'm far too shy for such things Yea I can see that from your profile! Flick x I'm glad my halo shines so brightly Flick It wasn't your halo I was looking at It wasn't? " Somewhat lower..... xx | |||
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"Look at me! Look at me! Look at me NOW! It is fun to have fun But you have to know how. Dr. Seuss, The Cat in the Hat " Hop on pop. | |||
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"Shameless the lot of you. Yes, quite shameless, brilliant isn't it. I tell you what IS shameless ... that large flannel you’re wearing in your profile pic " It can be removed. | |||
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