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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Do when you visit stately homes and such.

Advice?

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

NEVER try to step over the rope that quardons of anything.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"NEVER try to step over the rope that quardons of anything.

I like ropes. I wonder how many things I can do before I am kicked out.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't steal the loo roll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Sit on the throne?

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

I might attempt this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

I might attempt this

I want to hear about your mansion exploits! Think it would be a great horny short story....

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Do what you want!

You're prolly paid a fortune to get in...

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

I might attempt this

I want to hear about your mansion exploits! Think it would be a great horny short story....

Snapchat story

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

Don't swing from the chandeliers

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Do what you want!

You're prolly paid a fortune to get in...

Abuse of memberships

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Don't swing from the chandeliers "

Lumiere

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?"

Do it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

I might attempt this

I want to hear about your mansion exploits! Think it would be a great horny short story....

Snapchat story "

Damn! Don't have Snapchat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DON’T walk on the grass!! Or at least get caught if you do! X

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it. "

^this

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Don't buy one of those coins they sell, you'll like it until you leave the shop then wonder why the hell did you waste money on that.

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it. "

You know I will. Maybe my beau can be my horse, I'll ride him across the lawn

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it.

You know I will. Maybe my beau can be my horse, I'll ride him across the lawn

Clippity clop

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it.

You know I will. Maybe my beau can be my horse, I'll ride him across the lawn

Clippity clop "

Shudders. Jer went to the glue factory. Cunty horse

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it.

You know I will. Maybe my beau can be my horse, I'll ride him across the lawn

Clippity clop

Shudders. Jer went to the glue factory. Cunty horse "

He really was an ass

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By *iss.Honey OP Woman
over a year ago

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"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it.

You know I will. Maybe my beau can be my horse, I'll ride him across the lawn

Clippity clop

Shudders. Jer went to the glue factory. Cunty horse

He really was an ass "

I like ass. He want simply a cunt. I hope another horse kicked him in the face

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I went to a wedding a few years ago at I think Bournemouth castle definitely some castle up that way. Wish I could remember but I'm sure somebody must know the gaff I'm talking about. Part of it was a kinda museum apparently king what's his name lived there a billion years ago bla bla bla. The place was closed for the wedding so we pretty much had free rome. Anyway me and my then very young daughter was looking round and we found the kings bedroom. It had this huge and mean huuuuge 4 poster bed all roped off. I've still got the pic of her sucking her thumb holding big ted sat on the kings bed

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

Don't tell her that she'll be doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do a Goldilocks and sleep in all the beds! Unless you are in minxy fab mode! Then fuck in every bed!

Don't tell her that she'll be doing it!"

That's the idea!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it.

You know I will. Maybe my beau can be my horse, I'll ride him across the lawn

Clippity clop

Shudders. Jer went to the glue factory. Cunty horse

He really was an ass

I like ass. He want simply a cunt. I hope another horse kicked him in the face "

No idea what you two are on about but it made me laugh!!

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By *lueWonderMan
over a year ago

Preston.....ish

"Can I rock up in a tiara and tell people to get out of my house?

Do it. "

This

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

Do not take a poo! Unless you have a bottle of v.i.poo handy to get rid of those unpleasant odours

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Don’t damage the cloth on the billiard table

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Slide down the banister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluctuate

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Try on the suits of armour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crash down on a chair feet up and smoke a pipe

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Do not take a poo! Unless you have a bottle of v.i.poo handy to get rid of those unpleasant odours

. If it were me id happily shit in the posh bogs

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Do not take a poo! Unless you have a bottle of v.i.poo handy to get rid of those unpleasant odours

. If it were me id happily shit in the posh bogs

And block the fucker

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Do not take a poo! Unless you have a bottle of v.i.poo handy to get rid of those unpleasant odours

. If it were me id happily shit in the posh bogs

And block the fucker "

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Stare randomly into space and say "I see dead people"!

It scares the shit out of the school parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do when you visit stately homes and such.

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Leave a floater in the toilet, espcially the 16th century one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't...

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By *inkSwingCouple
over a year ago

Preston

"Don’t damage the cloth on the billiard table

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By *abmummy27Woman
over a year ago

up north

"Do not take a poo! Unless you have a bottle of v.i.poo handy to get rid of those unpleasant odours

. If it were me id happily shit in the posh bogs

And block the fucker

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