FabSwingers.com forum: I've won the lottery

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

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By *eady and Willing 9Man
over a year ago

Wherever the party is @

That's some positive thinking there OP. Good luck for the weekend

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? "
Can I just have the cash equivalent please

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

To wherever you want to take me, but not skiing, I don't do snow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? Can I just have the cash equivalent please

Yeh mate no bother.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To wherever you want to take me, but not skiing, I don't do snow."

No cold stuff. Had enough of cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you won that,you could take all the fabswingers lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you won that,you could take all the fabswingers lol"

Excellent idea, I'd have a massive swinging party or just give everyone a tenner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

you wont get far with a tenner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might put some on. Worth a try.

If I get paid that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wont get far with a tenner"

You wont you mean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you wont get far with a tenner"

You could get 5 lotto tickets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok.

Let's run away for a day and have loads of fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ok.

Let's run away for a day and have loads of fun."

Yeh a day with me that's enough for anyone.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? "

My lottery syndicate won £1500 last week.

£75 each.....

Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

My lottery syndicate won £1500 last week.

£75 each.....

Happy days."

Get in there, how did you spend yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ..."

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

I won the Euromillions on Tuesday night, alas my £2.80 winnings have already been squandered...

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

"you wont get far with a tenner

You wont you mean

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2 pints and a packet of crisps

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I won the Euromillions on Tuesday night, alas my £2.80 winnings have already been squandered..."

You lucky bastard.

Yoouu lucky lucky bastard.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

My lottery syndicate won £1500 last week.

£75 each.....

Happy days.

Get in there, how did you spend yours?

Not got my share yet. ...

I'm thinking something charitable....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

My lottery syndicate won £1500 last week.

£75 each.....

Happy days.

Get in there, how did you spend yours?

Not got my share yet. ...

I'm thinking something charitable...."

No charity starts at home my friend. Although it's 75 quid you never had so like your thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well let’s grab a fun cruise ..... so that gives us lots of people watching and perhaps adding to the mix, it gives dancing and music, choices of swimming pools, warm Sun, night clubs, fancy shows, selection of food, unbelievable cocktails and just wander back to the suite, a state of the art gym over looking an ocean, no packing and unpacking visiting new places - and heaps of places to visit and wander around the islands and cities and pick up some fantastic clothes and chat with locals ....jet ski, sailing, white water rafting - lots to do in shore.

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well let’s grab a fun cruise ..... so that gives us lots of people watching and perhaps adding to the mix, it gives dancing and music, choices of swimming pools, warm Sun, night clubs, fancy shows, selection of food, unbelievable cocktails and just wander back to the suite, a state of the art gym over looking an ocean, no packing and unpacking visiting new places - and heaps of places to visit and wander around the islands and cities and pick up some fantastic clothes and chat with locals ....jet ski, sailing, white water rafting - lots to do in shore.

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive already bought the winning ticket

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ive already bought the winning ticket

Bollocks my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X"

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

See that's what I like a good woman to tell me what to do with my money. Xxx

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? "

I'll marry you for your chest. Nothing to do with the money lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

I'll marry you for your chest. Nothing to do with the money lol

It's a treasure chest my lovely. X

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

I'll marry you for your chest. Nothing to do with the money lol

It's a treasure chest my lovely. X "

Haha That's good. I would happily look for your buried treasure.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

I'll marry you for your chest. Nothing to do with the money lol

It's a treasure chest my lovely. X

Haha That's good. I would happily look for your buried treasure.

XXX marks the spot. The Jewels lie deep within. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

See that's what I like a good woman to tell me what to do with my money. Xxx

Oh darling I meant as you are marrying Kitten (as in the thread) and she has your credit card already - perhaps a cruise honeymoon might be appropriate as a gift..... and I’m sure you wouldn’t be influenced by just two FAB ladies ... would you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to come back to my family after a few days. A short break in Tuscany would be nice.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

See that's what I like a good woman to tell me what to do with my money. Xxx

Two Fab ladies? Are we playing bingo?

Sorry of course I am easily influenced. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have to come back to my family after a few days. A short break in Tuscany would be nice."

You'd need a break after a few days with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? "

You can’t win it

I’ve looked into my crystal ball and it tells me I’m winning it

Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

You can’t win it

I’ve looked into my crystal ball and it tells me I’m winning it

Sorry

Thought I saw you on Blackpool prom, if you were to look at my balls you've won the lotto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reminds of the joke about the woman who won the lotto, she ran straight home, burst in on her husband and shouted: "I've won the Lottery! Start packing your suitcase!"

"Great!" says hubby. "Where are we going?"

"I couldn't give a monkey's where you go - just as long as you're out of my house within 30 minutes..." says the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? "

I'd run away with you... you do know you don't need money just a dominant women don't you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd have to come back to my family after a few days. A short break in Tuscany would be nice.

You'd need a break after a few days with me.

We need a Rota. One day in bed, one day sight seeing etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wont get far with a tenner

You could get 5 lotto tickets.

4....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

I'd run away with you... you do know you don't need money just a dominant women don't you

Yes me lady.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd have to come back to my family after a few days. A short break in Tuscany would be nice.

You'd need a break after a few days with me.

We need a Rota. One day in bed, one day sight seeing etc

Sounds good I'm done after an hour so we'd have plenty of sight seeing time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you wont get far with a tenner

You could get 5 lotto tickets.

4...."

Yep, got my 4 already. Most likely the only 'lucky dips' I'll be getting this weekend....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you wont get far with a tenner

You could get 5 lotto tickets.

4....

Yep, got my 4 already. Most likely the only 'lucky dips' I'll be getting this weekend....

Fingers crossed lad. Remember lucky dips? Wasn't that the Lolly and the sherbit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

I'm up for it ... alas still waiting for the credit card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have your boots if your win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Jolly good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !"

No who me? I'm an angel.

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

I won on the horses earlier! Only 14 quid, so steady on gold diggers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

I'm up for it ... alas still waiting for the credit card

KITTEN - he’s a bit slow with the credit card for your wedding dress darling - I mean if the polyamory thing is going to work he needs to know his place - AGREED....

Mwah ....darling your place is between the sheets of course ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You see I’ve put thought into this .... fun, no phones and time for you to decide what you will do with your finances - perfection

You have really thought about this my dear, can I just say that sounds perfect. I'm picturing it now. X

I think Kitten would like this as a honeymoon - the more the merrier - we could give it to her as your wedding gift .... and honeymoon with three or more perhaps ..

I'm up for it ... alas still waiting for the credit card

KITTEN - he’s a bit slow with the credit card for your wedding dress darling - I mean if the polyamory thing is going to work he needs to know his place - AGREED....

Mwah ....darling your place is between the sheets of course ....

Most definitely sweetie.

Slow ...at this rate the ship will go without him !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

You cant put a price on true "love"

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By *nglishRose123Woman
over a year ago

Swindon

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

I'll marry you for your chest. Nothing to do with the money lol

It's a treasure chest my lovely. X

Haha That's good. I would happily look for your buried treasure.

XXX marks the spot. The Jewels lie deep within. X"

I might take a verrry looonnng time to find it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Been to gratey market no joy there.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You cant put a price on true "love"

Yeh but these gold diggers would.

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

To Gordon the gophers broom cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To Gordon the gophers broom cupboard."

What you chatting now?

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"To Gordon the gophers broom cupboard.

What you chatting now? "

Fucked if I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X"

Let me help lighten the load ...x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x"

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle. "

Oh flip... i can see why !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going? "

I'm not gay, bi or even Fab-bi...but for 33 million my arse is yours and we are heading for all year round sun in the Canaries.

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over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

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over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

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over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

You can’t win it

I’ve looked into my crystal ball and it tells me I’m winning it

Sorry

Thought I saw you on Blackpool prom, if you were to look at my balls you've won the lotto.

Naaaa it was my twin sister Fiona

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over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

You can’t win it

I’ve looked into my crystal ball and it tells me I’m winning it

Sorry

Thought I saw you on Blackpool prom, if you were to look at my balls you've won the lotto.

Naaaa it was my twin sister Fiona

Are you sure?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

Of course forgiven. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

Of course forgiven. X"

Ahhhhhh love forgives all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

Of course forgiven. X

Ahhhhhh love forgives all

The Beatles were so wrong Money can be you love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

Of course forgiven. X

Ahhhhhh love forgives all

The Beatles were so wrong Money can be you love.

I'm worth every penny !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

Of course forgiven. X

Ahhhhhh love forgives all

The Beatles were so wrong Money can be you love.

I'm worth every penny !

That's good because that's all I have. You still wanna get married? All I have is my devoted love and wit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

I ll need your credit card ...

I'll pm you the information straight away. X

I wait with baited breath. ..

On oxygen ...Hurry up !

Alright I'm.just getting American express out.

Bet you say that to all the girls !

No who me? I'm an angel.

Hmmmmmmmmm i dont believe that for one second ..Anyway enough chat ... have you bought the rings sweetheart?

Just getting my jeweller to design them in Italy.

Hurry up sweetheart this oxygen tanks mighty heavy

I know so is my wallet. X

Let me help lighten the load ...x

See I'm trying to keep it clean but when you line me up with things like that I really struggle.

Oh flip... i can see why !

Forgive me

Of course forgiven. X

Ahhhhhh love forgives all

The Beatles were so wrong Money can be you love.

I'm worth every penny !

That's good because that's all I have. You still wanna get married? All I have is my devoted love and wit.

Ah go on then ..I like a happy ending x

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over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"You cant put a price on true "love"

Yeh but these gold diggers would.

Thats called being used not loved

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over a year ago

"You cant put a price on true "love"

Yeh but these gold diggers would.

Thats called being used not loved

I know I feel abused

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over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

You can’t win it

I’ve looked into my crystal ball and it tells me I’m winning it

Sorry

Thought I saw you on Blackpool prom, if you were to look at my balls you've won the lotto.

Naaaa it was my twin sister Fiona

Are you sure? "

Yup she was with my cousin that day quozzimodo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wedding dress shopping !!!!

Marry me.

You book the venue and all the rest of it, doves the lot. I'll pay just tell me where to be and what time.

Bit of a tight wedding, you can't even get two decent bottles of wine for a tenner never mind the rest of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So putting the lottery on in work and I'm winning 33 million this weekend.

Who's running away with me and where we going?

You can’t win it

I’ve looked into my crystal ball and it tells me I’m winning it

Sorry

Thought I saw you on Blackpool prom, if you were to look at my balls you've won the lotto.

Naaaa it was my twin sister Fiona

Are you sure?

Yup she was with my cousin that day quozzimodo "

I know him he's my twin.

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