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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?"

Fleshlight?

C

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

A supporters pass for here.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A supporters pass for here.

"

I’ve dropped some heavy hints.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

C"

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

C

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

"

Judging by his divorce, his past probably consisted of it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

C

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

"
how true you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

C

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

Judging by his divorce, his past probably consisted of it too "

He possibly already knows about Fab too

C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I really wanted when I got divorced,

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Money so he can pay his extortionate legal bill lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could shag him

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?"

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Money so he can pay his extortionate legal bill lol. "

True, but I certainly can’t help him with that..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL "

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea..

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

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By * and BCouple
over a year ago

Durham


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea.."

Well no slippers, no pipe, just a bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A one person slow cooker, at least he can have proper food and not live on takeaway like I did for a couple of weeks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A newly divorced female. I'm sure they'd have stuff to talk about.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea.."

Does he ever cycle with Mickys?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

A lady boy

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

A good solicitor (Believe me)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE."

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

A pipe and some slippers with a note saying.... AT LAST, SHE'S GONE, RELAX AND CHILL

He’s more of a 50 mike bike ride to relax kind of guy..but nice idea..

Does he ever cycle with Mickys?"

Yeah yeah yeah. You know what I mean..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A users gude to Tinder.

Maybe a puppy, then lots of females will chat to him on his dog walks.

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By *hips n FursMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield


"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath.."

Give him a hug and smile and tell him to go enjoy life again. It's free and if he's a good friend it will mean alot to him. Save the cruise for if you win the lottery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath.."

That would be something I would really appreciate.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

cards against humanity

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Organised gang bang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give him a nicely wrapped box.

Balls and penis now returned

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Towel,sunglasses,condoms and a ticket for a nice Caribbean Cruise. GO AND ENJOY MATE.

I think you guys have an overinflated idea of my budget. I could run to a plastic boat for the bath..

Give him a hug and smile and tell him to go enjoy life again. It's free and if he's a good friend it will mean alot to him. Save the cruise for if you win the lottery."

That’s lovely..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A users gude to Tinder.

Maybe a puppy, then lots of females will chat to him on his dog walks.

"

I like this..the pussy recruiting power of dogs should never be underestimated..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"cards against humanity "

Genius! And doable.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him a nicely wrapped box.

Balls and penis now returned "

Oof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw him a "stag dont".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Throw him a "stag dont". "

Like it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?"

Go and fuck him

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Bottle of beer and a dvd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever you give him, put it in a big box... he may need to live there for a while

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whatever you give him, put it in a big box... he may need to live there for a while "

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire

A sky remote so he can get started on here!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Monopoly get out of jail card along with a direct debit form to the ex-wife if kids are involved.

The direct debt (for some) is well worth the card, in some cases, for all parties.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some sexual acts vouchers that he can cash in with u

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A little black book !

How retro

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"A sky remote so he can get started on here!"

not forgetting the ‘Lynx’ can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A friend is newly divorced and I want to put a cheeky, funny ‘kit’ together go mark his newly single status. I thought spike condoms, whisky miniature, small bottle of lube..

Any further ideas?

Fleshlight?

C

Bit too on the nose? ‘Your future will consist largely of solitary masturbation..’

"

If he puts it on his nose he's going to need more than a 'funny' kit

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By *inotGringoMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Gold site supporter

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By *uited staffs guyMan
over a year ago

staffordshire


"A sky remote so he can get started on here!

not forgetting the ‘Lynx’ can "

Those new compact lynx cans have put a whole new generation of guys into the VWE category!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some matches to burn his wedding photos xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A prospectus for evening courses at the local college- he could learn to cook and socialise?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A little black book !

How retro "

Well he’s quite old..

I like this idea..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gangbang club meet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A prospectus for evening courses at the local college- he could learn to cook and socialise?"

Love the assumption that he can’t cook or make friends!

He doesn’t need help with either of those things! Quite the opposite I think.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Porn mag

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Even though you say that he can cook, a cook book for 1 has comedic value.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn mag "

Do they still do them?

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay


"Porn mag

Do they still do them? "

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Porn mag

Do they still do them?

Yes. "

there ya go, you learn something new every day lol

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