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Are men like carpets ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Just wondered if the ladies think that men are like carpets ? If laid well the first time you can walk over them the rest of you life ???

and yes i am naughty !

Thanks P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually a shag pile.

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By *isandreTV/TS
over a year ago

Durham

Is it not more often the other way round?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yeah men are like carpets, if you put a cigarette out on them it usually leaves a mark plus they need hoovering every day and sometimes need Glade sprinkled on their heads.

Ah bollox I've fucked it up again, I'm useless at these similies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually a shag pile. "

would that be an orgy ???

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

is that why men are rug munchers??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"is that why men are rug munchers??"

Yes please !! i like that comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought women preferred lino....without pile on it

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

only the ones called..matt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"only the ones called..matt "

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I think theres an oxymoron in the original OP...if hes a man you wont be allowed to walk over him

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

as long as I get my underlaid

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think theres an oxymoron in the original OP...if hes a man you wont be allowed to walk over him "

i had to google that !!lol

An oxymoron (plural oxymorons or oxymora) (from Greek ???µ????, "sharp dull") is a figure of speech that combines contradictory terms. Oxymorons appear in a variety of contexts, including inadvertent errors such as ground pilot and literary oxymorons crafted to reveal a paradox.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noone gets to shag my piles...

They are made of Gold...;-)

Rich... But uncomfortable...B-)

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

Is the op telling us he's getting old and dsty, is thread bare in places and needs a good beating? or is he hanking for that woman from the shag and vac advert?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"Noone gets to shag my piles...

They are made of Gold...;-)

Rich... But uncomfortable...B-)"

I thought Piles of Gold was a richmans complaint?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need my carpet re laid.... no joke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

so didnt you do it well the first time ?? has it spoilt it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well if you get a good one can last for years but you get bored looking at same thing , lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope got given a much better one (ivory- for my bedroom- which is currently dark brown yuk) that a friend has taken up because they are having a wooden floor, and I need to get the old one up and the new one laid,

or should that be layed?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

dont matter how you spell it as long as its done !!

and if your bored with it re lay it at a different angle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont matter how you spell it as long as its done !!

and if your bored with it re lay it at a different angle"

But still no offers to do it for me for sexual favours darn it, must be losing my touch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

lay it to get layed ??

new one on me !!! but willing to give it a go !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lay it to get layed ??

new one on me !!! but willing to give it a go !"

I need an expert.... not an ex spert!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well i am not an ex !!! or a drip under pressure !! so maybe i could be a expert , with your help

what do you think ?

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