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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sorry might not be to everyones taste,but made me chuckle,just had to share! x

Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,

created a pussy to their own design.

First was a butcher, with a smart wit,

and using a knife he gave it a slit.

Second was a carpenter, strong and bold,

with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole.

Third was a tailor, tall and thin,

by using red velvet, he lined it within.

Fourth was a hunter, short and stout,

with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without.

Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell,

threw in a fish and gave it a smell.

Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee,

he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee.

Last was a sailor, dirty little runt,

he sucked it and f*cked it, and called called it a c***.

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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LOL, like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How rude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lovin it xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I HATE it......

It's juvenile and vile.

I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.

If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.

YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.

There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.

The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.

I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I HATE it......

It's juvenile and vile.

I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.

If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.

YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.

There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.

The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.

I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan. "

Wrong side a bed dear??? xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I HATE it......

It's juvenile and vile.

I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.

If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.

YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.

There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.

The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.

I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.

Wrong side a bed dear??? xx "

No. Don't be so condescending PETAL !

That's my honest opinion.

I'm not in a bad mood at all.

Why is it when a woman voices an opinion a man will say she's in a bad mood ? due on ? or got out of the wrong side of the bed ?

I find the rhyme to be juvenile shite but defend the posters right to post it.....

It's crap. Crap with a smile if you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I HATE it......

It's juvenile and vile.

I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.

If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.

YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.

There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.

The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.

I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.

Wrong side a bed dear??? xx

No. Don't be so condescending PETAL !

That's my honest opinion.

I'm not in a bad mood at all.

Why is it when a woman voices an opinion a man will say she's in a bad mood ? due on ? or got out of the wrong side of the bed ?

I find the rhyme to be juvenile shite but defend the posters right to post it.....

It's crap. Crap with a smile if you like. "

Wasnt knockin ya opinion lol just not like you xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"I HATE it......

It's juvenile and vile.

I was okay until it got to the 'fish' thing.

If your fanny smells of fish go to the doctor you have an infection.

YES I know im banging on but stuff like this is derogatory and keeps myths going.

There was even a joke on t.v. this week about men going home smelling of fish.

The above is clearly written by an ignorant male. If a woman wrote it it wouldn't be so crass.

I do like clever stuff but base stuff ....nah im not a fan.

Wrong side a bed dear??? xx

No. Don't be so condescending PETAL !

That's my honest opinion.

I'm not in a bad mood at all.

Why is it when a woman voices an opinion a man will say she's in a bad mood ? due on ? or got out of the wrong side of the bed ?

I find the rhyme to be juvenile shite but defend the posters right to post it.....

It's crap. Crap with a smile if you like.

Wasnt knockin ya opinion lol just not like you xx "

Ahhhhhhh but it isssssss

I DETEST anything that denigrates either gender.

Jokes about fannies are great but NOT fishy fannies......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What bout cheesy cocks then?? xx

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"What bout cheesy cocks then?? xx "

Mmmmmmm See ....everyone accepts that Cocks DONT smell of cheese unless they are dirty BUT too many men do think that pussies smell of fish all the time.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )

Soapy and I are NOT arguing.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )

Soapy and I are NOT arguing..... "

YES we are xx

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )

Soapy and I are NOT arguing.....

YES we are xx "

Oh no, you're not

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )

Soapy and I are NOT arguing.....

YES we are xx "

Ha! Prepare to die .... and stop beating me up in P.M. !

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )

Soapy and I are NOT arguing.....

YES we are xx

Oh no, you're not "

Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"For the record ( just in case the self righteous brigade come in to lecture )

Soapy and I are NOT arguing.....

YES we are xx

Oh no, you're not

Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey"

Didn't realise this was a private discussion

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

That's cos it isn't :P

It's here innit.

Mind you Craig is off North now ....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lol, thats good not heard that one beforexx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey

Didn't realise this was a private discussion "

Psst... Theres something fishy going on...

When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-)

This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-)

*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths...

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey

Didn't realise this was a private discussion

Psst... Theres something fishy going on...

When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-)

This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-)

*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths..."

Trust you!

You're a "dab" hand at these puns!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey

Didn't realise this was a private discussion

Psst... Theres something fishy going on...

When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-)

This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-)

*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths...

Trust you!

You're a "dab" hand at these puns! "

Badum.. Tish...!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

"

Thats fine... Youre off the hook...;-)

Thankfully we dont all have the same sense of humour...

{ Got any more? }

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

Thats fine... Youre off the hook...;-)

Thankfully we dont all have the same sense of humour...

{ Got any more? }"

After a little thought, I wondered if we'll be Flounder - ing, Angling for more connections?

Maybe I'm the Sole poster with a SOH such as this, in a Grouper all of my own!

Cod knows!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

Thats fine... Youre off the hook...;-)

Thankfully we dont all have the same sense of humour...

{ Got any more? }

After a little thought, I wondered if we'll be Flounder - ing, Angling for more connections?

Maybe I'm the Sole poster with a SOH such as this, in a Grouper all of my own!

Cod knows!"

There must be rivers of these...

But... Honestly...

We both need to get out more...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

"

Or a simple one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody hell is that poem still going around. I heard that in senior school, told to us by the group of naughty boys whose hormones were racing away with them - it was funny then but I was 15.

I really dislike things like that and anyone who refers to women as smelling or tasting of fish makes me cringe and I certainly wouldn't engage with anyone who spoke in that way about women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

Or a simple one."

Thats why it caught my tickle buds...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

Or a simple one.

Thats why it caught my tickle buds... "

Oh alright. You have a sophisticated simpleness about you x happy now ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol said it wasn't for everyone, there's other points to it not just the fishy thing! Still like it but I suppose it does take a G. S. O. H x

Or a simple one.

Thats why it caught my tickle buds...

Oh alright. You have a sophisticated simpleness about you x happy now ? "

Positively tittersome... Fankoo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhhh well we might be mrs. Nosey Didn't realise this was a private discussion Psst... Theres something fishy going on... When these two stop carping on in this bass fashion, theyll find a perch and stop codding around...;-) This will become a nice place for everyone to have a whale* of a time...;-) *so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths..."
what about bass to mouth?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

*so Whales arent fish... The porpoise of my text allows for scaling new depths...

what about bass to mouth? "

144

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"That's cos it isn't :P

It's here innit.

Mind you Craig is off North now .... "

Granny, can I slap him for you? please..please..please xx

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