FabSwingers.com forum: The horn

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just logged on , and instantly I'm getting all sorts of messages about what they'd like to do to me.

Is it something to do with the time of day, they wake horny and think " to hell with decorum and politeness, I just want a bird to fuck?" Do they calm down as the day goes on, or is an early wank in order to get it out of their system?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I know, it does my head in too.

As soon as I log on, its 'fancy tea & a dunk this morning'.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't drink tea so I suppose I'll have to have sex with randoms instead for breakfast

There's a Scottish-Polish guy I like the look of, Duncan Biskitz x

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

I think it's morning horn. I have had 10 or so already this morning.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I've just logged on , and instantly I'm getting all sorts of messages about what they'd like to do to me.

Totally unrelated on off topic, but I like what you've done with your username.

No idea why it tickled me.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I think it's morning horn. I have had 10 or so already this morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't drink tea so I suppose I'll have to have sex with randoms instead for breakfast

There's a Scottish-Polish guy I like the look of, Duncan Biskitz x"

There is that other slim chap... Gary baldi. He isn’t a great dunk tho

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't drink tea so I suppose I'll have to have sex with randoms instead for breakfast

There's a Scottish-Polish guy I like the look of, Duncan Biskitz x

There is that other slim chap... Gary baldi. He isn’t a great dunk tho"

A bit spotty for my liking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I've just logged on , and instantly I'm getting all sorts of messages about what they'd like to do to me.

Totally unrelated on off topic, but I like what you've done with your username.

No idea why it tickled me.

Your username makes me check the date on my cheese in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Jamie Dodger is a bit elusive on here too

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I can't drink tea so I suppose I'll have to have sex with randoms instead for breakfast

There's a Scottish-Polish guy I like the look of, Duncan Biskitz x"

Haha love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've just logged on , and instantly I'm getting all sorts of messages about what they'd like to do to me.

Who is ‘they’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Apparently Jamie Dodger is a bit elusive on here too

I get a lot of offers from his brother Rodger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently Jamie Dodger is a bit elusive on here too

I get a lot of offers from his brother Rodger

Special offers I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm disappointed; I've been up for an hour and not a single guy has offered to suck my cock for money yet. I must be losing my edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That Welsh bloke, Dai Gestive can be a bit persistent too

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By *rincess peachWoman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That Welsh bloke, Dai Gestive can be a bit persistent too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Welsh bloke, Dai Gestive can be a bit persistent too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That Welsh bloke, Dai Gestive can be a bit persistent too

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I've just logged on , and instantly I'm getting all sorts of messages about what they'd like to do to me.

Totally unrelated on off topic, but I like what you've done with your username.

No idea why it tickled me.

Your username makes me check the date on my cheese in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That Welsh bloke, Dai Gestive can be a bit persistent too

Not to mention Rich T, the well known rapper, and his famous fingers

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I always wake up feeling frisky lol - no good when you're on your own

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Stop... all this biscuit talk is giving me the horn !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have morning horn and most other horns going but I rarely feel the urge to randomly thrust it upon ladies I haven't even chatted with.......

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