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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

Most unusual objects used sexually

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

A set of Top Trumps cards (strip top trumps is ace fun). A rolled up copy of Empire magazine (thwack). A hotel room bible (how many of the naughty things mentioned in Leviticus can you manage in an evening?). A set of bunk beds as an improvised St Andrews Cross. Does a Lego Catwoman in a plastic car count when it's being rolled across your chest or arse in between sex bouts? Oh, and Ben and Jerry's ice cream eaten off a penis. There's probably more.

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies "

Please tell me more....

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"A set of Top Trumps cards (strip top trumps is ace fun). A rolled up copy of Empire magazine (thwack). A hotel room bible (how many of the naughty things mentioned in Leviticus can you manage in an evening?). A set of bunk beds as an improvised St Andrews Cross. Does a Lego Catwoman in a plastic car count when it's being rolled across your chest or arse in between sex bouts? Oh, and Ben and Jerry's ice cream eaten off a penis. There's probably more. "

Lightweight

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Custard Cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ribbed massage roller

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Ribbed massage roller

"

Bet you have used other things too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too "

Wooden Spatula

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too

Wooden Spatula"

Which end? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too

Wooden Spatula

Which end? Lol"

Both...to use as a paddle, thwacker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sherry glass!!!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Custard Cream"

Mmmmmm custard creams

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too

Wooden Spatula

Which end? Lol

Both...to use as a paddle, thwacker.

"

There’s me think the whole thing slipped inside you

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Custard Cream

Mmmmmm custard creams "

How many can you get inside you?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Custard Cream

Mmmmmm custard creams

How many can you get inside you?"

Mouth or....bend over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too

Wooden Spatula

Which end? Lol

Both...to use as a paddle, thwacker.

There’s me think the whole thing slipped inside you"

certainly not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too

Wooden Spatula

Which end? Lol

Both...to use as a paddle, thwacker.

There’s me think the whole thing slipped inside you

certainly not.

"

What if I got a splinter

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Ribbed massage roller

Bet you have used other things too

Wooden Spatula

Which end? Lol

Both...to use as a paddle, thwacker.

There’s me think the whole thing slipped inside you

certainly not.

What if I got a splinter "

I’d remove it and kiss it better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty "

Oh please tell me more

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"Custard Cream

Mmmmmm custard creams

How many can you get inside you?

Mouth or....bend over "

Bent over, in your mouth and rear-end at the same time

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Mars bar x two inserted and left for half an hour yum

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

nearby

Just the standard spatula as a paddle

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Sausage roll

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more...."

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Butter nut squash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more"

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering "

This turns me on so much

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously "

Wow, I wanna see this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much"

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise "

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee"

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too "

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol"

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe "

Depends which one I bring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe

Depends which one I bring "

The most bi naughty one il have my strap on at the ready

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe

Depends which one I bring

The most bi naughty one il have my strap on at the ready "

Sounds good, me and her 69ing whilst you fuck her doggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe

Depends which one I bring

The most bi naughty one il have my strap on at the ready

Sounds good, me and her 69ing whilst you fuck her doggy"

One of many possible scenarios ... my strap on doesn’t discriminate on who it fucks

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe

Depends which one I bring

The most bi naughty one il have my strap on at the ready

Sounds good, me and her 69ing whilst you fuck her doggy

One of many possible scenarios ... my strap on doesn’t discriminate on who it fucks "

You may fuck me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Basic kitchen whisk ( not electric kind) saw it online once and we couldn’t resist trying !! We love to find unusual objects and make them naughty

Oh please tell me more

It’s just a kink of ours to find things to insert ! I saw a video online of a girl using a whisk on herself so off I went to Tesco to buy a few items ! We also have a rubber pastry brush as a clit tickler ! I can’t go into any shop anywhere without looking at things and wondering

This turns me on so much

Today we just used plain old food ! Courgettes to be precise

Message me pleeeeaaassseeeee

Haha flattered but we don’t play with single men ! We only meet couples or ladies because I like to have some lady loving too

I do sometimes bring a friend lol

Well if she’s juicy and booby do let me know hehe

Depends which one I bring

The most bi naughty one il have my strap on at the ready

Sounds good, me and her 69ing whilst you fuck her doggy

One of many possible scenarios ... my strap on doesn’t discriminate on who it fucks

You may fuck me too "

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

A knitting needle - made a perfect trainee sounding rod oh and popping candy bj’s are fun to do

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"A knitting needle - made a perfect trainee sounding rod oh and popping candy bj’s are fun to do "

Popping candy blowjobs?? Wow lol did it have an explosive ending?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Most unusual objects used sexually "

Marmite. It’s goes solid if you take the lid off.

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously "

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela "

What's next deep heat lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potato masher

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela "

Toothpaste just on the clit?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Potato masher "

How do you use that then?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Potato masher "

How do you use that then?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?"

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nokia 5210 in inside a x girlfriend and then rang it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue. "

Does it just tingle? Not irritate ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue. "

I’m def giving both a try !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cable ties

K

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !"

I’ll help

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Cable ties

K"

How?

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

Does it just tingle? Not irritate ?"

Tingles and feels warm. Didn’t work so well on a bj though recently, apparently more burn than tingle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cable ties

K

How?"

They are great as handcuffs

K

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By *londie8399Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

crackle sweets

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull


"crackle sweets"

Definitely going to try this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help "

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading all this id say a good old fashioned cock

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too "

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Reading all this id say a good old fashioned cock"

You go ahead and use someone’s cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies "

What does that do sexually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try? "

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

What's next deep heat lol"

Having had Deep Heat spray applied to my jockstrap (before rugby) years ago......God forbid

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you ! "

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation "

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy

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over a year ago

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy "

What’s your final decision?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy

What’s your final decision? "

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy

What’s your final decision?

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha "

And video?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha "

Someone's keen

C

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha

Someone's keen

C"

Me? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy

What’s your final decision?

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha

And video?"

Sure if you like just don’t injure yourself lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t comment as a girlfriend did something which ended up me having seriously major surgery

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy

What’s your final decision?

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha

And video?

Sure if you like just don’t injure yourself lol "

Lol I don’t know how I’d show you the video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bonjela....

You can thank me later ladies

Please tell me more....

A pea sized blob on the clitoral area.... start with a freeze/burn feeling then this wonderful almost numbing hum. Gets me from zero to full on mind blowing orgasm in around 20 seconds. Seriously

I like toothpaste for this, I find it a little less intense. I’m working my way up to bonjela

Toothpaste just on the clit?

Yes either directly or, even better, via someone’s tongue.

I’m def giving both a try !

I’ll help

Haha cheeky ! I can also confirm an electric toothbrush has other uses too

What everyday object would you recommend I try?

Hmmmm il have to have a little think and get back to you !

I’ll look forward to it...might even take a pic or video of me trying your recommendation

Naughty ! You might change your mind after seeing my recommendation !!! How about a hoover hahahaha I’m pmsl at that thought !!!! Iv also heard a towel and rubber glove and lube make a good male toy

What’s your final decision?

Fuck the hoover ! Don’t get stuck in there though hahahahaha

And video?

Sure if you like just don’t injure yourself lol

Lol I don’t know how I’d show you the video "

What a conundrum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Potato masher

How do you use that then? "

The handle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A handle from a traditional beer hand pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen banana

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Potato masher

How do you use that then?

The handle "

Oh that’s quite vanilla lol, I thought the other end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very large carrot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Potato masher

How do you use that then?

The handle

Oh that’s quite vanilla lol, I thought the other end "

Jeez, it would never fit, I ain't no welly top

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Potato masher

How do you use that then?

The handle

Oh that’s quite vanilla lol, I thought the other end

Jeez, it would never fit, I ain't no welly top "

Looool what’s your biggest object?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Potato masher

How do you use that then?

The handle

Oh that’s quite vanilla lol, I thought the other end

Jeez, it would never fit, I ain't no welly top

Looool what’s your biggest object?"

Couldn't possibly say on a public forum

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By *aughtyLondonGuy OP   Man
over a year ago

london


"Potato masher

How do you use that then?

The handle

Oh that’s quite vanilla lol, I thought the other end

Jeez, it would never fit, I ain't no welly top

Looool what’s your biggest object?

Couldn't possibly say on a public forum "

Then message me and tell me

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