FabSwingers.com forum: Enough of the small talk

By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

no i wouldn't .. I only do bang bang..

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

I'd bang me.. well I usually do when alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolutely

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Put it this way.... i dont think you will get many rejections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll do it !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh, go on then...

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By *rMrs Horny300Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

We would love to !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Absolutely

Not a peown peown shooting?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Put it this way.... i dont think you will get many rejections

You may be shocked

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By *lanPartridgeMan
over a year ago

nottingham

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Just pick someone ... Believe me, they'd do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd give it a go

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'll do it ! "

Tic-tac-toe

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh, go on then... "

Ohhhhhhglobbits

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

We would love to !!"

Ooooo la la

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I would

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nah"

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Pokey pokey holey holey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I'd bang you until the neighbours complained about the smell.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Just pick someone ... Believe me, they'd do it!

I'll wait until we have enough for spin the bottle and it lands on Hatter..

I mean some random person because I would never make it land on Hatter accidentally on purpose

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'd give it a go"

Whoooooooop

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Nah"

Effort?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I would

Dirty dirty minx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a heart beat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah

you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe

Oh my fucking God.... that's it! That's how it happened. That's how the big bang come about. I was fucking so hard all those years ago I, personally, created the world!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you need is Barry Scott..

Bang! And the urge has gone

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Pokey pokey holey holey

Which ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss kiss

Bang bang

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I'd bang you until the neighbours complained about the smell.

You haven't smelt my dog. Breath that could make a maggot gag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe

Oh my fucking God.... that's it! That's how it happened. That's how the big bang come about. I was fucking so hard all those years ago I, personally, created the world! "

It was a long time ago we were d*unk

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nah

Effort?

He pretends he doesn't want me

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"In a heart beat"

Just the one?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nah

you

*swooooon*

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Hmmm...

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If I have too

There's no gun against ya head like. Peown

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort. "

You used it all up woooing me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a heart beat

Just the one?"

I would fire up the Ford Focus in a heartbeat to meet you!

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Me!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"What you need is Barry Scott..

Bang! And the urge has gone

That's gonna be the new name for my wand. Bazza.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if i can insert some broccoli in your butthole or its no deal

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Kiss kiss

Bang bang"

Ooioi clitty dance

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Il bang you so hard we would creat a whole new universe

Oh my fucking God.... that's it! That's how it happened. That's how the big bang come about. I was fucking so hard all those years ago I, personally, created the world!

It was a long time ago we were d*unk

Boom

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Hmmm... "

Alright treacle?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"In a heart beat

Just the one?

I would fire up the Ford Focus in a heartbeat to meet you!

You could just impalacopter your man meat and fly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort.

You used it all up woooing me"

Please, I was effortless when doing that.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Me!"

Your lips are blue, they must be cold... do they need warming on my . ...

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort. "

Especially when it isn’t appreciated

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Only if i can insert some broccoli in your butthole or its no deal"

They don't call ya dip-broc for nothing

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kiss kiss

Bang bang

Ooioi clitty dance "

You

Clitty clitty bang bang

We love you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only if i can insert some broccoli in your butthole or its no deal

They don't call ya dip-broc for nothing

Thats it, im changing my name to dash dip broc...love it

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort.

You used it all up woooing me

Please, I was effortless when doing that. "

I'm pretending ok... it's how I make it through the day. In the style of Elton John.... don't go breaking my heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

Can I join in?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Kiss kiss

Bang bang

Ooioi clitty dance

You

Clitty clitty bang bang

We love you"

And my clitty clitty bang bang loves you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

Can I join in?

God I hope so

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I do

Don't be shy....

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Tried that, you feed me whiskey till I fell asleep, stole my wallet and bought yourself a ham and cheese sandwich

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Me!

Your lips are blue, they must be cold... do they need warming on my . ..."

They do need warming up.... wheres the hottest place to put them?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

A mighty fine choice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Only if i can insert some broccoli in your butthole or its no deal

They don't call ya dip-broc for nothing

Thats it, im changing my name to dash dip broc...love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Tried that, you feed me whiskey till I fell asleep, stole my wallet and bought yourself a ham and cheese sandwich

Your profile is hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you were here now I’d be banging you hard from behind so that my balls really slap against that lovely ass x

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

Can I join in?

Here's trouble

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,

How good do you suck/ride cock

Its a long drive you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you were here now I’d be banging you hard from behind so that my balls really slap against that lovely ass x"

This confused me

How would your balls be slapping her arse?

Unless they’re above your penis somehow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort.

You used it all up woooing me

Please, I was effortless when doing that.

I'm pretending ok... it's how I make it through the day. In the style of Elton John.... don't go breaking my heart"

I couldn't if I tried

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Tried that, you feed me whiskey till I fell asleep, stole my wallet and bought yourself a ham and cheese sandwich

I knew I shoulda chosen bacon.

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By *emplarWarriorMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

"If you were here now I’d be banging you hard from behind so that my balls really slap against that lovely ass x

This confused me

How would your balls be slapping her arse?

Unless they’re above your penis somehow "

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Me!

Your lips are blue, they must be cold... do they need warming on my . ...

They do need warming up.... wheres the hottest place to put them? "

I may have just slipped a cheeky fart out so I'd say the ring of fire

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !! "

The neon lights leading to my vag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

Can I join in?

Here's trouble

Your thread would be so empty without me

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Mmm yes please "

Having seen your pics I have a sudden urge to get a dressing gown holder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!

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By *ynecplCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Oh go on then, can you wait until after the match.

Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)

Bang bang all over you (I’ll let you have it)

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"If you were here now I’d be banging you hard from behind so that my balls really slap against that lovely ass x"

Like a Newtons cradle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty tired so if you don't mind hopping on and doing all the work?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,

How good do you suck/ride cock

Its a long drive you know

Very well indeed ta muchly. I can offer a half eaten dog treat and 3 sheets of bog roll.

What time shall I expect you?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Nah

Effort?

You know how I feel about effort.

You used it all up woooing me

Please, I was effortless when doing that.

I'm pretending ok... it's how I make it through the day. In the style of Elton John.... don't go breaking my heart

I couldn't if I tried "

Thank you for playing

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

I dreamt this would happen

Ooooo you flirt

What can I say, peaches are my favourite fruit

Can I join in?

Here's trouble

Your thread would be so empty without me

So would my vagina

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!"

Will you bring your pringle pants?

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh go on then, can you wait until after the match.

Bang bang into the room (I know you want it)

Bang bang all over you (I’ll let you have it) "

Smashing

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By *oredShitlessxxxCouple
over a year ago

luton

Gang Bang it is then

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

"That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,

How good do you suck/ride cock

Its a long drive you know

Very well indeed ta muchly. I can offer a half eaten dog treat and 3 sheets of bog roll.

What time shall I expect you?"

I think i will pass, I have just eaten a curry so I'm pretty full and I recon I will need more then 3 sheets when it works its way through

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I'm pretty tired so if you don't mind hopping on and doing all the work?"

Don't mind at all, just no snoring, makes me a little uncomfortable .... kinda knocks me of my rhythm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Gang Bang it is then

I'll get the spare sheets out.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"That depends, What can you offer me if drive all that way,

How good do you suck/ride cock

Its a long drive you know

Very well indeed ta muchly. I can offer a half eaten dog treat and 3 sheets of bog roll.

What time shall I expect you?

I think i will pass, I have just eaten a curry so I'm pretty full and I recon I will need more then 3 sheets when it works its way through "

Lightweight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye go on then *unzips*

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I would

Dirty dirty minx

I own it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time "

You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Aye go on then *unzips*"

Do me a favour dear boy, spit in my mouth and call me a bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Piss up my nose

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I would

Dirty dirty minx

I own it

Damn right

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Piss up my nose"

I can't see how that would work unless I had a she wee and pushed really hard to get the pressure strong enough

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time

You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased. "

I'm only a shrimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I have a delightfully delicious lady penis.

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I have a delightfully delicious lady penis.

Huzzah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time

You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.

I'm only a shrimp "

At 4'9" you definitely are.

You can still accommodate all of that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!

Will you bring your pringle pants?"

Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag "

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I have a delightfully delicious lady penis.

Huzzah!

Sings ....ahhh push it , push it real good

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time

You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.

I'm only a shrimp

At 4'9" you definitely are.

You can still accommodate all of that "

I know I've got a big gob but you're pushing your luck

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!

Will you bring your pringle pants?

Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....

Once you pop you can't stop

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “"

In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Not just now, eating

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Oh I have a delightfully delicious lady penis.

Huzzah!

Sings ....ahhh push it , push it real good

Dun dun dun dun dun dun

Dununununa

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Not just now, eating

You been raiding piece of cakes wardrobe?

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over a year ago

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “

In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true "

Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes....yes and again yes!! Until one of us passes out. And then do it all over again

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “

In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true

Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!! "

Shin pads too, take no risks

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Yes....yes and again yes!! Until one of us passes out. And then do it all over again

Smelling salts at the ready

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!

Will you bring your pringle pants?

Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....

Once you pop you can't stop "

Don’t want to pop too soon though!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

"Not just now, eating

You been raiding piece of cakes wardrobe?"

Why, is there cake in there

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Yes. Repeatedly with vim, vigour and alacrity

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Yes. Repeatedly with vim, vigour and alacrity

I never invited that trio

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Not just now, eating

You been raiding piece of cakes wardrobe?

Why, is there cake in there

No but I'm sure I saw him in that shirt

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!

Will you bring your pringle pants?

Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....

Once you pop you can't stop

Don’t want to pop too soon though!

Like a helium balloon hitting a hot light

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over a year ago

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “

In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true

Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!

Shin pads too, take no risks "

Well can’t be too careful these days ...

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “

In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true

Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!

Shin pads too, take no risks

Well can’t be too careful these days ... "

Charlie says, always tell your mummy before go off somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woop woop sounds like fun !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wondered why the m6 into the midlands was jammed tonight !!

The neon lights leading to my vag

And a warning sign stating “ use caution when entering “

In the wise words of Metallica.....Sad but true

Crash helmet and chin pads at the ready !!!

Shin pads too, take no risks

Well can’t be too careful these days ...

Charlie says, always tell your mummy before go off somewhere "

And look where Charlie takes you !!

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By *rincess peach OP Woman
over a year ago

shits creek

"Woop woop sounds like fun ! "

Step aboard the roller coaster

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over a year ago

"Who wants to bang me?

With their penis

Or lady penis

Just not with a gun

Any time you like!

Will you bring your pringle pants?

Damn right I would, they’re so comfy! Of course I hope that I wouldn’t be wearing them for long....

Once you pop you can't stop

Don’t want to pop too soon though!

Like a helium balloon hitting a hot light"

Would certainly give the same sense of disappointment!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like you could geta gangbang going with dicks and strapons.

Take a number and wait your turn, one at a time

You do have the ability for 5 dicks/strapons to be pleased.

I'm only a shrimp

At 4'9" you definitely are.

You can still accommodate all of that

I know I've got a big gob but you're pushing your luck

Sounds like you'd like a que of guys waiting to use you. I have first.

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