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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No your not lol

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"No your not lol"

Ok ok semi

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"No your not lol

Ok ok semi "

Well if youve got a semi, the thought of the strap on wasn’t as as you made it out to be

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"No your not lol

Ok ok semi

Well if youve got a semi, the thought of the strap on wasn’t as as you made it out to be

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Oh bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No your not lol

Ok ok semi

Well if youve got a semi, the thought of the strap on wasn’t as as you made it out to be

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Indeed curvy I'll grab the lube nets xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time for me to leave I think haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"No your not lol

Ok ok semi

Well if youve got a semi, the thought of the strap on wasn’t as as you made it out to be

Indeed curvy I'll grab the lube nets xx"

x

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x "

No food! I'd be on the phone to them right away

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x "

Just what you need hope they’re bloody well sorting it x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Time for me to leave I think haha "

Why leave?

We all know you’d love it too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As soon as I pointed out it was the wrong stuff the driver got on the phone. He’s took it all back and they’re bringing my full order back x

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Time for me to leave I think haha "

No no stay, they can take their frustrations out on you, instead of me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for me to leave I think haha

No no stay, they can take their frustrations out on you, instead of me "

Sorry mate you’re on your own with this one haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for me to leave I think haha

Why leave?

We all know you’d love it too "

And I thought you knew me haha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for me to leave I think haha "

Aww, stay I’m sure you’d enjoy it x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x "

Oh dear ... hope you get it soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for me to leave I think haha

Why leave?

We all know you’d love it too "

They probably would just not from me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x

Oh dear ... hope you get it soon"

And me, my son is missing his Pepsi lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I pointed out it was the wrong stuff the driver got on the phone. He’s took it all back and they’re bringing my full order back x "

That's good Angie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x

Oh dear ... hope you get it soon

And me, my son is missing his Pepsi lol x "

Oh dear ... could be worse ,, could be your wine missing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Time for me to leave I think haha

Aww, stay I’m sure you’d enjoy it x "

Lol nothing is going on that way lol

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

What have I missed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have I missed?"

Me???

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home..."

You won’t find people more random than in here..... I’m talking mainly about myself in this statement of course....

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"What have I missed?

Me??? "

Indeed I have x

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home..."

This place is very random!

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

You won’t find people more random than in here..... I’m talking mainly about myself in this statement of course...."

Pppfft id give you a run for your money suits!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I pointed out it was the wrong stuff the driver got on the phone. He’s took it all back and they’re bringing my full order back x

That's good Angie x"

I know, luckily they bought the things I wanted for dinner today so I kept them. Just a minor irritation x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x

Oh dear ... hope you get it soon

And me, my son is missing his Pepsi lol x

Oh dear ... could be worse ,, could be your wine missing "

Oh that would be a disaster x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random! "

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home..."

Oh we’re very random. Welcome to the thread x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I pointed out it was the wrong stuff the driver got on the phone. He’s took it all back and they’re bringing my full order back x

That's good Angie x

I know, luckily they bought the things I wanted for dinner today so I kept them. Just a minor irritation x "

Yeah it is but at least you have tea/dinner x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home..."

We’re a strange bunch but I’m the best kind of ways

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"As soon as I pointed out it was the wrong stuff the driver got on the phone. He’s took it all back and they’re bringing my full order back x

That's good Angie x

I know, luckily they bought the things I wanted for dinner today so I kept them. Just a minor irritation x

Yeah it is but at least you have tea/dinner x"

Yes, true x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home..."

Hi and welcome x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home..."

Welcome to the thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well that was annoying, Iceland’s buggered up my delivery. Either someone has my shopping or it’s still at the shop x

Oh dear ... hope you get it soon

And me, my son is missing his Pepsi lol x

Oh dear ... could be worse ,, could be your wine missing

Oh that would be a disaster x "

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?"

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maplins upto 60% sale for you techno geeks just thought I'd share lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours "

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other"

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Oh we’re very random. Welcome to the thread x "

Thank you to the lady in red x shall I burst into song?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours "

Something you may regret....

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Welcome to the thread "

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x "

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Hi and welcome x"

Thank you xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Welcome to the thread

Thank you x"

My pleasure ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was fingered by an elephant once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Hi and welcome x

Thank you xx"

Your welcome xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ..."

20th letter of the alphabet xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was fingered by an elephant once. "

Lost for words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was fingered by an elephant once.

Lost for words "

So was I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

20th letter of the alphabet xx"

Lol is it ,I knew I should have paid more attention at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was fingered by an elephant once.

Lost for words

So was I. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Oh we’re very random. Welcome to the thread x

Thank you to the lady in red x shall I burst into song? "

Ha ha, only if we’re dancing cheek to cheek x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was fingered by an elephant once. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Oh we’re very random. Welcome to the thread x

Thank you to the lady in red x shall I burst into song?

Ha ha, only if we’re dancing cheek to cheek x "

Gotta love Chris de burgh xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

Oh we’re very random. Welcome to the thread x

Thank you to the lady in red x shall I burst into song?

Ha ha, only if we’re dancing cheek to cheek x "

Which cheeks??

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I was fingered by an elephant once. "

Now I understand why you walk like John Wayne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was fingered by an elephant once.

"

Sorry I thought we were random.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

20th letter of the alphabet xx

Lol is it ,I knew I should have paid more attention at school"

Where is the fun in that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

20th letter of the alphabet xx

Lol is it ,I knew I should have paid more attention at school

Where is the fun in that xx"

Depends on the teacher and what’s being taught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

20th letter of the alphabet xx

Lol is it ,I knew I should have paid more attention at school

Where is the fun in that xx

Depends on the teacher and what’s being taught "

Id like an oral assessment xc

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"I was fingered by an elephant once.

Sorry I thought we were random. "

My grandma lived in Bootle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was fingered by an elephant once.

Sorry I thought we were random.

My grandma lived in Bootle "

No way, where about?

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Bailey Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bailey Drive"

Fuck me I know it very well.

I have a friend who lives on Bailey drive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i didnt know an elephant could finger you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i didnt know an elephant could finger you"

Don't try it man I'm telling you.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Bailey Drive

Fuck me I know it very well.

I have a friend who lives on Bailey drive. "

Is that an indirect instruction?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bailey Drive

Fuck me I know it very well.

I have a friend who lives on Bailey drive.

Is that an indirect instruction? "

Apologies about the tourettes. Just get over excited.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Bailey Drive

Fuck me I know it very well.

I have a friend who lives on Bailey drive.

Is that an indirect instruction?

Apologies about the tourettes. Just get over excited. "

Sadly she’s been dead for about 20 years so when I travel up north I go to Southport...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bailey Drive

Fuck me I know it very well.

I have a friend who lives on Bailey drive.

Is that an indirect instruction?

Apologies about the tourettes. Just get over excited.

Sadly she’s been dead for about 20 years so when I travel up north I go to Southport..."

Don't worry you'll get over it. Southport I mean.

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

Oooohhhh lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol"

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk. "

watch out for fisting elephants lol

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"Oooohhhh lol"

Tele thinks he’s our resident hard man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk. watch out for fisting elephants lol"

Exactly.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!"

You’ll sleep better tonight x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

20th letter of the alphabet xx

Lol is it ,I knew I should have paid more attention at school

Where is the fun in that xx

Depends on the teacher and what’s being taught

Id like an oral assessment xc"

That would get my full attention

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk. "

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!"
i'd be your tester

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk. watch out for fisting elephants lol"

Nicely tied in Sir!!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!

You’ll sleep better tonight x "

Thanks Angie I hope I will x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!i'd be your tester"

Top of my list x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster


"I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!"

Hopefully that’ll help your back feel a bit better x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I've just put my bed together - yay me! No mattress in the floor for me tonight!!

Hopefully that’ll help your back feel a bit better x"

I think I'll need a massage for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband is working late this week. What am I going to do without someone to massage and feed me?!

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"My husband is working late this week. What am I going to do without someone to massage and feed me?! "

I have the exact same problem except I don't have a husband, nor do I have someone to massage and feed me either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk. watch out for fisting elephants lol

Nicely tied in Sir!! "

i try my best x

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"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx"

Oi careful now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scallies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops ..hello Tele

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tele do u still have a shell suit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, well, well Papillion...how the devil have I missed you

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx

Oi careful now. "

Lol why?will you set your pet elephant on me??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oops ..hello Tele "

I'm gonna rob your garden gnomes.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"tele do u still have a shell suit lol"

Ha ha ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx

Oi careful now.

Lol why?will you set your pet elephant on me?? "

I'll show you my elephant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all"

Hi sweetheart x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, well, well Papillion...how the devil have I missed you "

Do I know you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"tele do u still have a shell suit lol"

Get to fuck you (middle finger)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol I was thinking the same.... but must say I love the randomness, I feel right at home...

This place is very random!

Ha ha what sort of tea do you prefer when being dunked?

Ceylon orange pekoe and a custard cream... I’m yours

I know a custard cream but what’s the other

It’s the tea nets drinks, he’s a bit of a tea snob x

Well I learnt something new .... but you lost me at tea ...

20th letter of the alphabet xx

Lol is it ,I knew I should have paid more attention at school

Where is the fun in that xx

Depends on the teacher and what’s being taught

Id like an oral assessment xc

That would get my full attention "

I should hope so xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx

Oi careful now.

Lol why?will you set your pet elephant on me??

I'll show you my elephant. "

i had an elephant willy warmer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all

Hi sweetheart x "

How’s you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, well, well Papillion...how the devil have I missed you "
watch out theres an elephant in the room

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I'm good, bit tired now but good x you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm good, bit tired now but good x you?"

I’m good, very good actually xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm full xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm good, bit tired now but good x you?

I’m good, very good actually xx"

Good x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm full xx"

Of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx

Oi careful now.

Lol why?will you set your pet elephant on me??

I'll show you my elephant. i had an elephant willy warmer"

Didn't know they made them in extra extra small xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?"

Chicken tikia xx

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xx"

Mmmmm very vice x

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....


"Oooohhhh lol

Why would you wanna go to Southport though? It's full of circus folk.

Family live there, I escaped Liverpool,when I was 5 xx

Oi careful now.

Lol why?will you set your pet elephant on me??

I'll show you my elephant. i had an elephant willy warmer

Didn't know they made them in extra extra small xx"

:

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xx"

i bet your not i bet theirs room for sausage lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xx

Mmmmm very vice x"

It was xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xxi bet your not i bet theirs room for sausage lol

"

Rules you out chipolata boy xx

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By *olieandSlaveCouple
over a year ago

Stafford


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xxi bet your not i bet theirs room for sausage lol

Rules you out chipolata boy xx"

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Did I miss the food and tea?

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By *inky Biscuit Dunker OP   Man
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Sorry, evening all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I miss the food and tea? "

Not yet, dinner isn’t until 8:15 tonight

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Sorry, evening all "

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did I miss the food and tea? "

Yes, I’ve just had my tea and I’m drinking a cup of tea x

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Wish this guy running round inside my head smashing it in with his sledgehammer would kindly sod off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wish this guy running round inside my head smashing it in with his sledgehammer would kindly sod off "

Sorry time for me to leave again....

Hope you feel better soon x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Wish this guy running round inside my head smashing it in with his sledgehammer would kindly sod off "

That doesn't sound good!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Yep early night forms I think to help try and sleep it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xxi bet your not i bet theirs room for sausage lol

Rules you out chipolata boy xx"

u will find out I'm a prize snitzel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xxi bet your not i bet theirs room for sausage lol

Rules you out chipolata boy xxu will find out I'm a prize snitzel"

Will I now x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yep early night forms I think to help try and sleep it off "

Good idea curvy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm full xx

Of?

Chicken tikia xxi bet your not i bet theirs room for sausage lol

Rules you out chipolata boy xx

"

and I'll sort u too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all, knackered after little sleep, very busy day and a hard work out in the gym

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, knackered after little sleep, very busy day and a hard work out in the gym "

I’d love a hard work out.

Not sure the others in the gym would be too happy

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Yep early night forms I think to help try and sleep it off "

That's probably the best cure x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all, knackered after little sleep, very busy day and a hard work out in the gym "

Sounds like you need an early night too x

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By *unshine05Man
over a year ago

Sherborne

evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"evening"

Hi x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hi coq

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

Evening x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening x"
boobs x

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over a year ago


"Evening all x "
Ange x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner...."
I had Cornish pasty rice and salad

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner...."

Enough for two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?"

Fancy joining me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x Ange x "

Hi best x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?

Fancy joining me then "

I'm starving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x Ange x

Hi best x "

hi sexy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner...."

I would say me but dont wanna put you off your meal xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all x Ange x

Hi best x hi sexy"

Thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

I would say me but dont wanna put you off your meal xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

I would say me but dont wanna put you off your meal xx

"

Obviously so repulsive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

I would say me but dont wanna put you off your meal xx

Obviously so repulsive "

No just found your comment funny in a humourous way Kat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

I would say me but dont wanna put you off your meal xx

Obviously so repulsive

No just found your comment funny in a humourous way Kat"

Ahhhh ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?

Fancy joining me then

I'm starving "

Pizza???

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?

Fancy joining me then

I'm starving

Pizza??? "

Mmmmmmm not had pizza for ages - not at all this year!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?

Fancy joining me then

I'm starving

Pizza???

Mmmmmmm not had pizza for ages - not at all this year!"

Hurry up then I’ve ordered xxx

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Evening everyone.

Chicken Kiev n chunky chips here

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?

Fancy joining me then

I'm starving

Pizza???

Mmmmmmm not had pizza for ages - not at all this year!

Hurry up then I’ve ordered xxx"

Don't start without me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening all. x

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. x"

Evening sweetheart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Right time to decide what I want for dinner....

Enough for two?

Fancy joining me then

I'm starving

Pizza???

Mmmmmmm not had pizza for ages - not at all this year!

Hurry up then I’ve ordered xxx

Don't start without me x "

Deal xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. x"

Evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. x

Evening sweetheart "

Hey babe glad you finished work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. x

Evening "

Hello you.

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West


"Evening all. x

Evening sweetheart

Hey babe glad you finished work?"

I'm my pjs watching tv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. x

Evening

Hello you. "

Blimey you’ve gone from fluttering your eyes at me to devil face....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Evening all. x"

Hi booboo where did you get your baby doll in your new pic please xx

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