FabSwingers.com forum: What's the one thing everyone does but no one admits?

By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Refuse entry?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eat bogeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wears flat shoes

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Wears flat shoes

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now you have me worried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancies Kylie minougue ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks im a sex god xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wears flat shoes

I wear mostly flat shoes.. and happily admit it

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Farts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at myself in the mirror when i am wanking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Farts. "

...... oops 'scuse me.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I never eat my bogeys and I certainly don't watch myself wanking in the mirror!!

You lot are weird!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I never eat my bogeys and I certainly don't watch myself wanking in the mirror!!

You lot are weird!!

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been in a vacbed lately?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I never eat my bogeys and I certainly don't watch myself wanking in the mirror!!

You lot are weird!!

been in a vacbed lately?

Sadly not! Shit... I see what you did there!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I never eat my bogeys and I certainly don't watch myself wanking in the mirror!!

You lot are weird!!

been in a vacbed lately?

Sadly not! Shit... I see what you did there!

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

wear comfy big knickers when home alone..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i cant say i dont want to admit to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pretend im a kung-fu warrior...even more lethal in slowmotion

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

wastes time, their own

though i prefer to think of it as passing time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the one thing everyone does but no one admits?"

Sweeping generalisations?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thinks mushrooms ace xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanks over Jeremy kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanks over Jeremy kyle

How the fuck do ya know about that xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had a snog with their reflection - aka practice

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanks over Jeremy kyle

I wank over him too.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Makes up new lyrics :

Mirror, mirror on the floor

When is it my turn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have flip flops on in the winter and white jeans ,

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Pees in the bath?

Pees in the shower?

Pees in the shower from the bath?

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

This is mind boggling

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch n sniff??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 26/10/11 21:53:39]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pissed on the toilet seat

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"pissed on the toilet seat

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ive never pissed on a toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

Why?

Doesn't everyone?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

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yes but i get in in the hole

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

Why?

Doesn't everyone?

God no... I don't think I'd ever have sex again if I could see myself doing it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

Why?

Doesn't everyone?

God no... I don't think I'd ever have sex again if I could see myself doing it!

Haha, I love watching myself get fucked in the mirror lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

Why?

Doesn't everyone?

God no... I don't think I'd ever have sex again if I could see myself doing it!

Haha, I love watching myself get fucked in the mirror lol

and i love making stupid faces behind ya as i fuck ya...dammit...u seen me lol...honest , it was my cumface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

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ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wanks over Jeremy kyle

How the fuck do ya know about that xx

he's a sexy beast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol "
has someone been talking...im a good girl i am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

Why?

Doesn't everyone?

God no... I don't think I'd ever have sex again if I could see myself doing it!

Haha, I love watching myself get fucked in the mirror lol

and i love making stupid faces behind ya as i fuck ya...dammit...u seen me lol...honest , it was my cumface"

Oooooo you Make stupid faces.... what all the time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol has someone been talking...im a good girl i am

Bull

Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol has someone been talking...im a good girl i am

Nope they have written warnings and weekly messages sent around warning people about you didnt you know? Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loves tesarossas ass xx

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol has someone been talking...im a good girl i am

Nope they have written warnings and weekly messages sent around warning people about you didnt you know? Pmsl"
That wouldnt surprise me....so stop flirting then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol has someone been talking...im a good girl i am

Nope they have written warnings and weekly messages sent around warning people about you didnt you know? PmslThat wouldnt surprise me....so stop flirting then

Me flirting?? Never am noooooooo

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Thats because when your hot to trott you still got to squat pmsl hahaha

yes but i get in in the hole

Thought we were talking about the toilet here lol

ooooooooh you are rude....i wasnt thinking of anything else...pure as the driven...ask.....ermmmm maybe not

Pure as a mud puddle?? Lol has someone been talking...im a good girl i am

Nope they have written warnings and weekly messages sent around warning people about you didnt you know? PmslThat wouldnt surprise me....so stop flirting then

Me flirting?? Never am noooooooo

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Oooh i have just heard about you....not so pure yaelf eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thats me never claimed to be dont want to be

what you heard ? Lol

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Well thats me never claimed to be dont want to be

what you heard ? Lol"
im not that indiscreet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loves tesarossas ass xx

Have you been drinking Soapy?

You 'nice assed' it twice ni a row on the nice thread too!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Stands over a mirror placed on the floor and looks down so they can see what they look like to others when they are on top?

Really?? You've really done that? Wow!

Why?

Doesn't everyone?

God no... I don't think I'd ever have sex again if I could see myself doing it!

Haha, I love watching myself get fucked in the mirror lol

Aha... watching in a mirror while you're actually fucking is one thing but standing over a mirror when you're by yourself to see what you will look like from that angle? Not for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have rude thoughts about close family members n friends then realise what ur doing n feel sick!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Checks the loo roll after wiping.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do a wee impromtu naked dance on the way from the bedroom to the shower.Or getting my cock to move round like the rotor blades of a helicockter to see if i can take off.......still trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Checks the loo roll after wiping."

Damn I was going to say that one but thought it was inappropriate pmsl, thought I was the only one lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Murders Japanese tourists?

Just me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave the bog roll with a single sheet covering it knowing there is not enough for a wipe for the next person.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Leave the bog roll with a single sheet covering it knowing there is not enough for a wipe for the next person.

bet you hang it the wrong way too!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Leave the bog roll with a single sheet covering it knowing there is not enough for a wipe for the next person.

bet you hang it the wrong way too!! x"

I have been known to super glue the edge down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

takes a break to read the fab forums whilst 'working from home'

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Leave the bog roll with a single sheet covering it knowing there is not enough for a wipe for the next person.

bet you hang it the wrong way too!! x

I have been known to super glue the edge down

cling film over the bowl????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fancies their best mates sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wanked myself of into my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancies their best mates sister

Thats just plain dangerous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"fancies their best mates sister

Thats just plain dangerous

dam right it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tasted quite nice though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stirring peoples teas with my unwashed cock

cuppa anyone???

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Leave the bog roll with a single sheet covering it knowing there is not enough for a wipe for the next person.

I fancy trying that one... except I live by myself....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have done something , I always admit to it .

I am a really good boy , like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stirring peoples teas with my unwashed cock

cuppa anyone???"

Ooo yes please, but it must be absolutely boiling hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stirring peoples teas with my unwashed cock

cuppa anyone???

Ooo yes please, but it must be absolutely boiling hot

will u kiss my blisters tho??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"stirring peoples teas with my unwashed cock

cuppa anyone???

Ooo yes please, but it must be absolutely boiling hot

will u kiss my blisters tho??"

Nope, I will just rub 'em furiously

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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago

Dudley/Telford

"Wears flat shoes

never i will die with bunions and dodgy toes but not flats unless im at gym (not often)

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By *BW38jWoman
over a year ago

Dudley/Telford

"takes a break to read the fab forums whilst 'working from home'

thats allowed in the book of how to fill your day when 'working at home' inc

loading and unloading dishwasher/washing machine

hoovering

day time telly

walking the dogs

drinking tea all day

not getting out of your pjs (tele conferences are so much more satifying in my pjs knowing they are in the office in suits

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

waste their time posting on threads to which there is no answer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

shop in lidl and aldi lol

ok went into netto once too!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Panics if they do a smelly poo at someones house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play with their mobile whilst sat on the toilet. I fact Im on it now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Play with their mobile whilst sat on the toilet. I fact Im on it now

the mobile or toilet? lol

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