FabSwingers.com forum: No meat before 9am!

By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827

Whatever is the world coming to??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's ok I don't eat till 9:30 anyhow

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

No meat. Omg what about the early morning risers I’m off to aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You couldn’t make this shit up

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

There was once a guy in my local paper kicking off as Tesco wouldn’t let him buy more than 3 gingsters pasties and he wanted 5! They were his dinner for the week.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

Imagine not being able to buy a meat pie before 9am and your reaction being to go running to the papers.

Imagine becoming a reporter and having to write a story on shit like this.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Whatever is the world coming to??"
I’m not sure. Is your issue with the idiots who went to the paper, or the idiots at the paper who entertained them?

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Whatever is the world coming to??I’m not sure. Is your issue with the idiots who went to the paper, or the idiots at the paper who entertained them?"

Or the supermarket for making the rule?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Next 'they' will be stopping us having all day brexits.

Sorry breakfasts*

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

"Next 'they' will be stopping us having all day brexits.

Sorry breakfasts*"

No ham and cheese allowed. Only Heinz beans and black pud in the brexit days

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Ditch the beans I’ll stick with the black pud thank you very much

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Next 'they' will be stopping us having all day brexits.

Sorry breakfasts*

No ham and cheese allowed. Only Heinz beans and black pud in the brexit days "

Heinz? HEINZ? FFFFFFUKIN GERMAN BEANS!

Anyway I prefer my fry up in a hollowed out croissant just for the lols.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I blame the Vegans. Or Donald. It’s political correctness gone mad.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

I'm waiting for the

"No biscuit before 6am" story

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

I'm more bewildered as to how it even made the news or in what way it's newsworthy?!?!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Clearly Jeremy Cory's fault.

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"Clearly Jeremy Cory's fault. "

Corbyn.... Ruddy auto correct

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I'm waiting for the

"No biscuit before 6am" story

Haven't you seen that one?

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"I'm waiting for the

"No biscuit before 6am" story

Haven't you seen that one?

Don't, that's not even funny. I'd have a nervous breakdown

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"You couldn’t make this shit up

The daily fail normally does.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm waiting for the

"No biscuit before 6am" story

Has shades of Whitstable mum in custard rationing fury...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm more bewildered as to how it even made the news or in what way it's newsworthy?!?! "

Slow new week ? Beyoncé trending about having her pics taken higher than the US bombing folk now that 2018 in a nutshell

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

A couple of my (least) favourite parts of the article:

"They are dictating to me when I can buy pies and when I can shop."
Yes, yes they are. They do that already, by having opening times. Wait until she finds out that they’re also dictating WHAT she can buy (by only stocking groceries and some other household items) and if she’s even allowed to shop there at all (by being the owners and staff of the shop and deciding if you’re allowed in).

"There’s more to this,” he said. “Morrisons have got their own agenda."
Yes. Of course they do. There’s a fucking meat pie conspiracy, I say. I bet the pies contain the meat of Elvis, Lee Harvey Oswald and the Roswell alien.

"Who do they think us customers are? We are the people paying their wages."
Ah, that old belter. Indeed. And they’re paying your wages, sir. And you’re paying my wages, and I’m paying other people’s wages. It’s called ‘an economy’ you small-minded wazzock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827

Whatever is the world coming to??"

Not even a full English...with black pudding? Nooooooo.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Who do they think us customers are? We are the people paying their wages.Ah, that old belter. Indeed. And they’re paying your wages, sir. And you’re paying my wages, and I’m paying other people’s wages. It’s called ‘an economy’ you small-minded wazzock."

Really had a giggle at this

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Bwahahahahahahaha

Turns out they are serial complainers and are being sued for literally 'being a twat'.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1303412.Legal_action_to_curb_complaints/

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By *arlo82 OP Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Bwahahahahahahaha

Turns out they are serial complainers and are being sued for literally 'being a twat'.

http://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/1303412.Legal_action_to_curb_complaints/"

Hahaha thats ace

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I'm more bewildered as to how it even made the news or in what way it's newsworthy?!?! "

The media source must be pretty desperate for stories

It was heartwarming to see the couple with the pies in their hands though. Mind you, the photo didn't have a clock in the background, so could have been taken at tea-time.

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By *oncupiscentTonyMan
over a year ago

Kent

If any of you live near the pie couple would you please visit their Morrison's at about 8:30am and buy all the meat pies so that when the pie couple arrive at 8:45 am looking all smug and triumphant the Morrison's pie man can say "I'm sorry Mr and Mrs Linda grandmother of four and Tony Gilkes we've sold out, should have got here earlier"

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

I would have taken it and walk out

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"https://www.gazettelive.co.uk/news/teesside-news/fury-after-morrisons-wouldnt-sell-14533827

Whatever is the world coming to??"

It's probably down to the shop didn't afisharley open till 9am but let customers in arley to jump the mass dash. But till it hit 9am they carnt legally sell anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a lot happens in Teesside so pies and sausage rolls make exciting news

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

It's probably for health reasons. If they need warming up in the shop then the pies need to be a set temperature. They would soon moan getting a like warm pie and food poisoning..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What a very loaded story.

The husband doesn't really eat pastry, preferring his fish and chips three times a week.

I feel I should let the press know that Sainsbury's refused to let me have a San Francisco Sourdough loaf as it was cooling before being put out. I could see the bread. I could smell the bread but they kept insisting it was too hot for me to have it. I was told I had to wait 15 minutes! What is the world coming to?

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

"Whatever is the world coming to??I’m not sure. Is your issue with the idiots who went to the paper, or the idiots at the paper who entertained them?"

And reporters are losing their jobs at an unprecedented rate due to the Internet...

Bollox, the Internet is not the reason, sacking is to good for that reporter, he should be dragged down fleet street by his testicles, being pulled by a team of horses...

Now that would be news worth reporting...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Somebody sued McDonalds because the coffee was too hot and it scalded them. That bread does come out of a hot oven..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Somebody sued McDonalds because the coffee was too hot and it scalded them. That bread does come out of a hot oven.. "

I know. My tongue was firmly in my cheek. I have no problem waiting for the bread to become available. If I can't wait then I won't have any bread.

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