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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you kill this thread you win a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Threads going well then

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Admin please remove this thread

WhaT do I win lol

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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago

birchington

Thread and Mary West?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Threads going well then"

I knew you'd ruin it!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Well I seem to do this every day. So I'll carry on my tradition . So thread terminated .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were quite good at killing threads

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

This seems like a nice thread, looking forward to nice replies from nice people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Admin please remove this thread

WhaT do I win lol"

I should've clarified. The thread needs to still be active!!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Admin please remove this thread

WhaT do I win lol

I should've clarified. The thread needs to still be active!!!

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So basically poster number 175 wins then !! If it's a date with Rubi I'll keep checking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoever posts next is the person who steals other people's lunches from the fridge at work.

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

I’ll check back in 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I knew it "

It's ok. I spat in mine

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By *ulfilthmentMan
over a year ago

Just around the corner

"It's ok. I spat in mine"

You too? Mind you, I spat in them all just to be sure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can kill threads even when they're already dead. It's a superpower.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too many fattys on this thread"

Is there a fat allowance per thread? I wasn't aware sorry.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Someone just spat at me, seriously they did.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Too many fattys on this thread"

Any chance you can change the record, rapidly becoming the one trick pony. Green arrow.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone just spat at me, seriously they did."
sorry about that

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Looks like this thread has ended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the prize

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Too many fattys on this thread"

Aw we are all special in so many ways we accecpt all forms except twats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've just had two lunches

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

We have form here with that

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"If you kill this thread you win a prize

Challenge accepted.

About the only thing I'm good at......

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Someone just spat at me, seriously they did. sorry about that

Don't be he didn't get away with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What’s the prize "
only the winner will find out

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

God not a prize

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I have no intention of killing this thread.

I must point out though that I have a fear of people posting below me; I find it intimidating and harrassing.

Now that I've made you all aware of my condition, if you do post below me, I will have no choice but regard it as bullying and report you to the mods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"God not a prize"

Correct, there's no fun to be had in winning God. Beating him on the other hand....now there's a thing.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I was winning for about 3 minutes

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Oh yeh, reported Dotorp... to the mods... that'll teach you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

You lot are an insensitive bunch!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Whats the prize?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Damn you"

Pull your towel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't really want to kill anything. Had to kill a lobster at college then cook it. Still struggling to live with myself.

Tasted nice though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't really want to kill anything. Had to kill a lobster at college then cook it. Still struggling to live with myself.

Tasted nice though. "

I took geography in college too

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"Don't really want to kill anything. Had to kill a lobster at college then cook it. Still struggling to live with myself.

Tasted nice though.

I took geography in college too "

Being able to read a map is no guarantee of finding your way around woman though

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

do i win the prize if it dies a natural death

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

What's the prize?

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

"What's the prize? "
a weekend with the OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you kill this thread you win a prize

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I've just given a tenner for this malarky with mosquito nets in Africa!.

I don't think mosquitos should run the risk of catching aids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That should do it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nearly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shag me now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shag me now "

I'm just making dinner. Can you wait a wee while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are we there yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long way away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly. "
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You've clearly not heard the old saying once you go black your a single mother

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Nearly. .

You've clearly not heard the old saying once you go black your a single mother

Pathetic thing to say!

Some idiots on here today.

As you were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This week I 'ave been mostly eatin' custard creams!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly. .

You've clearly not heard the old saying once you go black your a single mother

Pathetic thing to say!

Some idiots on here today.

As you were.... "

Totally agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly. .

You've clearly not heard the old saying once you go black your a single mother

Pathetic thing to say!

Some idiots on here today.

As you were.... "
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Sorry, this atmosphere is worse than that dinner party I went to when I asked the couple how much do you pay a decent babysitter these days..... Bloody McCanns, got no sense of humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want that prize

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I'm sending a slow build up with a rapid ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turns out you can't even kill a thread with Jimmy Carr jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aleays someone that spoils it ffs

nothing worth replying to on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although there is that one joke he tells.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Die thread. DIEEEEE!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was raised Catholic, the thing that annoyed me as a kid was all the standing up, kneeling, sitting down!.

I just wish the priest could pick a position and fuck me

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Nearly. .

You've clearly not heard the old saying once you go black your a single mother

Pathetic thing to say!

Some idiots on here today.

As you were.... .

Sorry, this atmosphere is worse than that dinner party I went to when I asked the couple how much do you pay a decent babysitter these days..... Bloody McCanns, got no sense of humour"

Fook sake!

Okay, we get where you're coming from and we like the dark sense of humour too, at least make it clear you're joking. Doubt stooping to those depths will kill the thread though, some proper waterproof backs around here, just sayin'

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I have killed many a thread. I don't even need to try

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nearly. .

You've clearly not heard the old saying once you go black your a single mother

Pathetic thing to say!

Some idiots on here today.

As you were.... .

Sorry, this atmosphere is worse than that dinner party I went to when I asked the couple how much do you pay a decent babysitter these days..... Bloody McCanns, got no sense of humour

Fook sake!

You know a girls to young for you when you've got to make airplane noises to get your cock in her mouth!.

If this doesn't kill it....I quit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you kill this thread you win a prize

Is the prize a night with you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all fat people are jolly!!.

Some of them are women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bought an Islamic love doll.... It blew itself up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not all gay people are happy camp and fun...

Some of them are lesbian's

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Dave, dave, dave

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dave, dave, dave

xxxx Suzi"
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I can't help it, he's my favourite comedian

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Who is

Xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is

Xxx Suzi

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There all Jimmy Carr gags

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"What’s the prize only the winner will find out

That's me then, I'm awesome at assassinating threads.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So whats everybody doing ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just watching. Waiting. For the end. Of the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watching. Waiting. For the end. Of the thread.

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I refuse to do sexist jokes... Some of my best friends are slags

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge

Is it dead yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just watching. Waiting. For the end. Of the thread.

Noticing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dead yet?"

It still has a pulse it seems.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it dead yet?

It still has a pulse it seems."
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That's more than my last fab meet

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Gonna peg out tomorrow .....it's gonna be a lovely day for drying outside xxx

Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurry up 174

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first wife was Thai, she died, it was very sad.

Testicluar cancer doesn't get the awareness it deserves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone that thinks I'm homophobic can suck my cock... Unless it's guy coz that's just not natural

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I love reading grown men regurgitating comedians’ jokes. It’s like sitting in my SYS Physics class in 1995 while my classmates parroted entire scenes from Monty Python sketches and films. Hilarious.

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By *exyangeleyesMan
over a year ago

chester

Has to be killed now,

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"If you kill this thread you win a prize

What happens if the person who kills the thread doesn’t want the prize?

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

They call me the thread killer xx

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I wish I could lick my pussy, just like my pussy is doing now

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you kill this thread you win a prize

What happens if the person who kills the thread doesn’t want the prize?"

They shouldn't post if they don't want a prize. It's a stupid risk to take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I told you I was ill".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love reading grown men regurgitating comedians’ jokes. It’s like sitting in my SYS Physics class in 1995 while my classmates parroted entire scenes from Monty Python sketches and films. Hilarious."
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1995? Who you fucking kidding!, we all know they were repeating Monty python because it was 1975

Now if your waiting for my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"They shouldn't post if they don't want a prize. It's a stupid risk to take. "

How frustrated would you be if the winner blocked you before you could dispense the prize?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"They shouldn't post if they don't want a prize. It's a stupid risk to take.

How frustrated would you be if the winner blocked you before you could dispense the prize?!

Who says the prize is one I need to message?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Now if your waiting for my comeback you'll have to scrape it off your mother's teeth

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My mum’s dead. Well done.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"Who says the prize is one I need to message?"
I’m just trying to be difficult. You know me. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who says the prize is one I need to message?I’m just trying to be difficult. You know me. x"

You should change your name to difficult tattie scone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want the thread killed, not eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only joking for fuck sake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She swallowed the lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want the thread killed, not eggs.

You’re an egg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They want the thread killed, not eggs.

You’re an egg"

Better egg than dead. Or was it Red?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"You should change your name to difficult tattie scone"
I’d prefer AwkwardDigestive. Or QuarrelsomeCracker. Or maybe just ArseholeWaterbiscuit...

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

They want the thread killed, not eggs.

You’re an egg

Better egg than dead. Or was it Red?

Better egg than bread i thought?

Have know idea whats going on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't kill a thread without breaking a few eggs, wasn't that it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should change your name to difficult tattie sconeI’d prefer AwkwardDigestive. Or QuarrelsomeCracker. Or maybe just ArseholeWaterbiscuit..."

HuffyLemonPuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I'm killing 3 other threads, why not this one.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"HuffyLemonPuff"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looking at the post rate, unless there's a sudden flurry of posts, this is going to happen well after midnight.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’m staying up for it. It’s like the Super Bowl.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can get Viagra over the counter these days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Best to take it after moving your chair out from underneath said counter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy. The next poster hates puppies and kittens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Easy. The next poster hates puppies and kittens.

"
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The secret is to remove the collars before roasting!.

I made that mistake first time, almost broke a tooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I meant roasting in the oven obviously. Not spit roasting.

That would be just plain wrong

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I dunno. Let he or she who has never spit-roast a puppy cast the first stone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dunno. Let he or she who has never spit-roast a puppy cast the first stone."
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Bnag!.

That's bang out of order

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do I win?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I win?"

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I win?

No. "

Didn't think I would

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe next time x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do I win?

No.

Didn't think I would"

Confirming your suspicions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Win is inbound though, 50 posts remain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried to post the "less than" symbol, I wonder if it just doesn't like it. Weird formatting on these forums (fora?).

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By *ogisticalBigManMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Don't even need to get to max figures to kill this thread. I'm here now. Consider it killed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread came very close to suicide.

It killed the thread next to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve killed the last 2 threads I’ve posted in ....feeling confident here

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"*\

Tried to post the "less than" symbol, I wonder if it just doesn't like it. Weird formatting on these forums (fora?)."

It’s really only ‘fora’ when you’re talking sbout the places.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Ho di hum xxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho di hum xxxxx"
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The dyslexic holiday camp show?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

40 to go. Where’s Bruno Brooks?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't say you've got that long

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

"Ho di hum xxxxx.

The dyslexic holiday camp show?"

Lol....ok, hi di hi ...better

xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ho di hum xxxxx.

The dyslexic holiday camp show?

Lol....ok, hi di hi ...better

xxxx Suzi"
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Ho de ho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But don't name names

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Is it Xmas already

xxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it Xmas already

xxx Suzi"
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I've had the brandy already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does Santa do jagerbombs

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

"What's the prize? a weekend with the OP

Ah she's my friend, I can have that anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lucky you :o

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done most of the hard work but I'm guessing some sneaky bastard young good looking bloke will sneak in at the end and pip me to the prize.

Fuck I'm single and cuckold

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I’m so going to win.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that your good eye or your glass one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My internet is terrible, so I'm guessing I'll mistime things. Looking forward to the showdown in the last few posts, haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I too late.... or have I cum too soon again

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By *tarbeckCouple
over a year ago

york

I want a prize

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rutting stags

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill your hands you son of a bitch

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

You what?

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By *irenGuy70Man
over a year ago

Cirencester

The end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is nearly in sight

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

I got chills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you there yet....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got chills"

Are they multiplying?

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Can't be long now

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I got chills

Are they multiplying?"

And they’re losing control

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't be long now "

Thats what she said

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Are you there yet...."

I’m close mate..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10 posts :o

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"I got chills

Are they multiplying?

And they’re losing control

Its electrifying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't be long now

Thats what she said"
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To her fifth husband

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"I got chills

Are they multiplying?

And they’re losing control

Its electrifying

I’d better shape up.......

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

"Can't be long now

Thats what she said.

To her fifth husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't be long now

Thats what she said.

To her fifth husband

What happened 1-4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 posts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At the end of the rainbow is a pot of gold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"5 posts"

Are you sure...

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

One less now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dead?

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

"I’m so going to win."
Told you so.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"5 posts

Are you sure..."

Get away.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a technicality but, if the thread runs it's course to the end... you haven't killed it have you!

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

This surely must be the killer blow xxxx Suzi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't be long now

Thats what she said.

To her fifth husband

What happened 1-4"
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She ate there cock with a nice Chianti

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about posts after the deadline?

I think I was technically 175, who wins? :p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" here comes the airoplane"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah, this forum is coded weirdly, confirmed. Will this thread ever die?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Eventually.

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