FabSwingers.com forum: Things you can't do

By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I can't click my fingers. There you go I admit it. What things can you not do ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roll my tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Swim "
I'll take you skinny dipping and teach you

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

fall from a great height and survive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Swim I'll take you skinny dipping and teach you

Aawwww you're so kind. Giving your time just to help me

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I can't knit.

My mum tried for years to teach me when I was a kid.

I can embroider rather beautifully though. Odd!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Believe it's not butter

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Can't resist oral sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wallpapering.....so I just paint

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Drink Coffee

Dance

(I don't mean at the same time)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink Coffee

Dance

(I don't mean at the same time) "

I discovered recently I am able to dance with a cup of tea, and not spill any. Life goals.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Whistle

Him

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Swim I'll take you skinny dipping and teach you

Aawwww you're so kind. Giving your time just to help me

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Of course . I wouldn't have any alterior motive of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cartwheel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk properly. I look like I'm pissed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any form of DIY!

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Drink Coffee

Dance

(I don't mean at the same time)

I discovered recently I am able to dance with a cup of tea, and not spill any. Life goals. "

Brb, just going to experiment *locks office door for the next 10 minutes*

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

Run as fast as I used to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle and click my fingers

Sam X

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Whistle and click my fingers

Sam X "
Yay I'm not alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink Coffee

Dance

(I don't mean at the same time)

I discovered recently I am able to dance with a cup of tea, and not spill any. Life goals.

Brb, just going to experiment *locks office door for the next 10 minutes*"

It was a game changer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistle "

"you just put your lips together and blow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a meet for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deal with Monday’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought it was just me who couldn’t whistle!.

Nice to know there are others like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomorrow is another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last longer than 5mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Understand why in 2018 there are still people who are racist, sexist, homophobic etc.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Understand why in 2018 there are still people who are racist, sexist, homophobic etc. "

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Walk in a straight line or stand on one leg.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I can't be sarcastic.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Make a relationship work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a relationship work"

Aw. That’s so sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Make a relationship work"

I know that feeling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tit wanks

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By *wesomeSauce!Man
over a year ago

Brighton

Roll my r's. Makes my Spanish sound stupid. Grrr.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Tit wanks

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Ride a bike.

Swim.

Speak a foreign language.

Roller skate.

Ice skate.

Climb a tree - not that I would!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently - eat a donut without getting sugar everywhere!

But more importantly -

I cannot lick my own elbow

I cannot lick my clit (quite distressing as I'm sure you can imagine)

I cannot find the motivation to exercise

I cannot stand the sight of blood it makes me panic even a little drop

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I cannot dance.

And I cannot give blood any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant touch my nose with my tongue

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

Walk on my tongue.

But that would mean I would have to jump or hop at the very least.

Either way,I can't do any of them

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"fall from a great height and survive"

I have sold many mystical amulets that will allow you to achieve this.

Please send your US$65.99 to my PayPal account.

Prince Abegunde Adebayo

Abuja

Nigeria

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That really loud whistle people do using their fingers

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By *entleman Caller GlasgowMan
over a year ago

Bellshill

Pat my head and rub my stomach at the same time ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch cotton wool balls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peel back a banana

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

"Peel back a banana "

You're maybe doing it from the wrong end

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finish things that I start, like learning to code, I get bored half way through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touch or go near snakes.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Touch or go near snakes. "

I’ve touched one albeit I was scared, they feel like silk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Touch or go near snakes.

I’ve touched one albeit I was scared, they feel like silk.

I had mine around my neck yesterday. It was lovely but he's a bit chilli.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tit wanks

Me either as my boobs aren't big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tit wanks

You've amazing tits!! Just perfect...

I cant get a tattoo.

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

[Removed by poster at 16/04/18 16:30:55]

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By *assy LassieWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

Wink

. Never met anyone else who can't. Am I the only one??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drum up any female interest on here....

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Drum up any female interest on here.... "

Try an electric guitar instead.

Chicks love an electric guitar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spike my hair.

Although I'd go for a quiff if I could.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironically trump when i pull my finger

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

I can't take anal

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By *inkyChrissy99TV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I can't click my fingers. There you go I admit it. What things can you not do ??"

Urggghhh so annoying i can't do this either, not like i have tried much or very often though......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tit wanks

Me either as my boobs aren't big enough. "

We could put them together to make them bigger and then take it turns using them?

Just a thought

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle with my fingers :-/

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Tit wanks

Me either as my boobs aren't big enough.

We could put them together to make them bigger and then take it turns using them?

Just a thought "

Now that is a plan. If I can help at all just whistle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle or swim x

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Get jokes....I always need them explaining to me

Ohhhh and whistle - I can sometimes produce a high pitched noise but it is a single blast thingy with no tone and I can’t do it if someone is watching me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t roll my tongue.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't take anal

Swim

Cook

Drive

Manage child birth

I'm fucking useless lol

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By *iffaWoman
over a year ago

wherever

Drive

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Loud whistle either with or without using my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle or Wink properly looks like have something in my eye

Mr Kinky

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

I can only wink with one eye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give a fuck.

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"I can't click my fingers. There you go I admit it. What things can you not do ??"

Get a girlfriend it wood seem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow chewy bubbles ! Tried for 40 yrs

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By *azkinsWoman
over a year ago

leeds

whistle swim or ride a bike.

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Handstand or cartwheels

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have latex near me

I can't sing or dance

I can't control my hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rubix cube..! I got close but could never do it..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick my fingers in my mouth and whistle. When I try that I just drool!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Ride a bike or swim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"whistle swim or ride a bike.

Whistling is easy once you get the hang of it, it's just like rid... Never mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pretend to like most of the people I work with.

Stop eating naughty things and drinking wine.

Fucking inappropriate men.

Wear high heels.

Speak a foreign language.

Wear a bra at home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wolf whistle with my fingures

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Eat just one Jaffa Cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

suck myself off, god knows ive tried !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat just one Jaffa Cake "

One pack. Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pronounce “Clitheroe” correctly

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Eat just one Jaffa Cake

One pack. Yes. "

Do you share?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat just one Jaffa Cake

One pack. Yes.

Do you share? "

With you, yes.

(it does also amuse me that you asked that question on a swingers site)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, be arsed sometimes

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"Eat just one Jaffa Cake

One pack. Yes.

Do you share?

With you, yes.

(it does also amuse me that you asked that question on a swingers site) "

Giggling now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pick winning lottery numbers

Listen to loud pop music

Get enough sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whistle outwardly!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Ooh another one... I can't say Canada without saying it really slowly like Ca-na-da. If I try to say it normally it comes out as Canananada. Ps... I don't have a stammer or stutter with any other words

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep, I can’t click my fingers either!

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By *ighland gentlemanMan
over a year ago

Ardgay

I can't seem to be able to take this plaster off my knee!

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path

drink tea

Dance

Multitask

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"I can't seem to be able to take this plaster off my knee!

I'll rip it off for you

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

All women can whistle. Just need to wear a skirt and no knickers on a windy day

For me theres lots i cant do but the biggest one is find the right path in life.

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

I can only whistle by inhaling and not exhaling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick my elbow

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By *ommenhimCouple
over a year ago

wigan

Wheel myself in a barrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speak swahili fluently... Or any language come to think of it... Yes, English included

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.... Stand liver, kidneys, tripe, mushy peas, tapioca (all that type of foodstuff)

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By *oftandGentle2Couple
over a year ago

leeds

Play chess!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat Meat!!! Veggie lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Save money

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

I can't ever unsee 2 girls 1 cup and oh god do I wish I could

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"I can't click my fingers. There you go I admit it. What things can you not do ??"

Ski, Ice skate, roller blade... anything to do with balance... sometimes I can't even walk right

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Whistle and click my fingers

Sam X "

same. and I have been trying for years ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can never remember to pick up my clothes off the floor.

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Can't get away from fabs

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

I can't eat chocolate

xxx Suzi

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By *appy squirrelWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I can't eat chocolate

xxx Suzi"

I can help you out there if you want... just send it to me and I get rid of it...

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I can’t think of any examples that aren’t either exceptionally banal or worryingly dark.

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

"I can't ever unsee 2 girls 1 cup and oh god do I wish I could "

and the rest three guys and a hammer mexican chainsaw the list goes on one of the downfalls of the internet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wink

. Never met anyone else who can't. Am I the only one??"

I can wink with my left eye, but not my right eye

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. THE MOORLANDS. BARMOUTH.

"I can't eat chocolate

xxx Suzi

I can help you out there if you want... just send it to me and I get rid of it...

I will pop it in the post tomorrow. We have lots from Easter xxxx

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By *r. JoystickMan
over a year ago

London

Notice when someone's into me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ooh another one... I can't say Canada without saying it really slowly like Ca-na-da. If I try to say it normally it comes out as Canananada. Ps... I don't have a stammer or stutter with any other words

What about banana?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take life seriously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell different shades of red from each other. I’m rubbish at choosing lipstick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk in high heel shoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t whistle with my fingers in my mouth. My sister and mum can, I just end up spitting. This has irked me for decades.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Weld my attempts look like pigeon shit

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

Drive a manual car .... I’m an automatic girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of a witty comment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't wink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never been able to put my fingers in my mouth and whistle loudly

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I can’t whistle with my fingers in my mouth. My sister and mum can, I just end up spitting. This has irked me for decades. "

Mmmmm high heels spitting.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Finish things that I start, like learning to code, I get bored half way through "

Your probably an Aries so that's normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't wolf whistle. Have tried tons of times. S

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t whistle with my fingers in my mouth. My sister and mum can, I just end up spitting. This has irked me for decades. "

Neither can i, i wonder if it's a genetic trait like being able to roll your tongue - which i can do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Resist temptation

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By *antasticMrFucksMan
over a year ago

Taunton

Can't say "beer can" without it sounding like a Jamaican saying "bacon"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tit wanks

You're forgiven..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reach the top shelf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reach the top shelf.

Need a leg up?.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whistle

"you just put your lips together and blow"

Bugger is that what I've been doing wrong...sorry ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put my head under water without holding my nose x

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"whistle swim or ride a bike.

Whistling is easy once you get the hang of it, it's just like rid... Never mind. "

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