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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Women want a penis inside their vagina, or have I been watching too much pornography?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a cup of tea please. Milk and one sugar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cuddle

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I just want a nice simple life. Noone with hang up drama or baggage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whiskey with water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want trust, honesty and good communication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma"

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

What women want? Whatever is not available to them at the particular moment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma"

It’s like an endless paradox..

I don’t get what men want, you don’t get what we want...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "

I’m not even that complicated..

I just want someone to be pleasant..

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I want trust, honesty and good communication. "

And a damn good shagging on a regular basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "

Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "

If we ask what's up, never say 'nothing'

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine” "

The cuddle and chocolate bit work for men (me) too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking. "

Were you reading over my shoulder, as we're on the same page?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Right now I would like a foot rub please

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

It's not difficult for men and women to understand each other. They just need to communicate effectively without playing games.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.........the impossible?

*Runs for cover*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking.

Were you reading over my shoulder, as we're on the same page? "

I apologise good man.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I just want honesty and someone who believes in me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking. "

That’s just our resting bitch face...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking. "

It’s normally because someone is ungrateful about their eggs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a bad film that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing. When they've got a face like a smacked arse. Don't shout I'm only asking.

It’s normally because someone is ungrateful about their eggs! "

Next time I'll say they're 'fine'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women want equality!

Men want sex.

So that means women want sex.

It's simple, everything comes down to fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's cut the shit.

You give them a hug you're too clingy.

You don't give them a hug, you don't care.

That's the wonders of the opposite sex that keeps us on our toes. If women or men were predictable then life would be boring.

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By *ig9incherforuMan
over a year ago

Welwyn


"I want trust, honesty and good communication. "
Wrong site for That!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit. "

I can wank and text

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

People are people. Their gender and the part it has played on their experiences and world view is but a small component of what makes each individual discrete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.

I can wank and text "

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I've given up full stop.

Even wanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Women want equality!

Men want sex.

So that means women want sex.

It's simple, everything comes down to fucking "

Knew there was a reason I liked you

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"Ok so when we say what's the matter? Why do women lie and say nothing."

In my experience, that usually means it’s me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.

I can wank and text "

Does the text make sense though ? Or does it just say - yes, yes, yes, squirt ?

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit. "

How about breathing when they wank... does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.

I can wank and text

Does the text make sense though ? Or does it just say - yes, yes, yes, squirt ? "

You may be surprised to know this was written as I spanked the monkey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.

How about breathing when they wank... does that count? "

Wondered why I kept passing out.

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By *ali 69Man
over a year ago

jersey

They want a chippy tea and a bottle of Blue Nun .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The man that cooks is the man that fucks.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus!

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!


"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle "

Two out of three ain’t bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Malibu

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I ask myself this same question about MEN!

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle

Two out of three ain’t bad"

Which two tho?

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!


"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle

Two out of three ain’t bad

Which two tho?"

I have a great sense of humour and can cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN! "

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wine. Wine is what women want. (Well, it's what this woman wants)

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass. "

If life was just that simple

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle

Two out of three ain’t bad

Which two tho?

I have a great sense of humour and can cuddle "

Ahhh well we can't have everything, I'll compromise. We can have a cuddle and a wee laugh at your tiny willy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle

Two out of three ain’t bad

Which two tho?

I have a great sense of humour and can cuddle

Ahhh well we can't have everything, I'll compromise. We can have a cuddle and a wee laugh at your tiny willy. "

oh my god. Pure savage. That made me laugh so hard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit.

How about breathing when they wank... does that count?

Wondered why I kept passing out. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass.

If life was just that simple"

It really is. Guys are all about visuals and impulse. Lasses are more intellectually turned on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma

We’re pretty easy to understand.

If we’re upset, give us a cuddle

If we’re down, give us chocolate

If we ask how we look, never say “fine”

The cuddle and chocolate bit work for men (me) too "

I don't have to be down to want chocolate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass. "

Ah sorry what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN! "

This always makes me smile..

https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1366&bih=654&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=rNbTWr2jDYzGgAbk76rQDg&q=men+and+women+switches&oq=men+and+women+switches&gs_l=psy-ab.3...25302.27634.0.28562.9.9.0.0.0.0.68.478.9.9.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.6.342...0j0i67k1j0i5i30k1j0i13i5i30k1.0.dW2GNE1m8V0#imgrc=Z7hoh7qmqjUerM:

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

This always makes me smile..

https://www.google.co.uk/search?biw=1366&bih=654&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=rNbTWr2jDYzGgAbk76rQDg&q=men+and+women+switches&oq=men+and+women+switches&gs_l=psy-ab.3...25302.27634.0.28562.9.9.0.0.0.0.68.478.9.9.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.6.342...0j0i67k1j0i5i30k1j0i13i5i30k1.0.dW2GNE1m8V0#imgrc=Z7hoh7qmqjUerM:"

One switch whats that on or off hah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass. "

Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass.

Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on... "

Sister, cousins, lasses at uni/college, lasses I've always been around and lasses telling me that they are a pain in the ass.

Don't get me wrong, you are great fun in alot of ways, but you can get stuck in your ways at times.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass.

Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on...

Sister, cousins, lasses at uni/college, lasses I've always been around and lasses telling me that they are a pain in the ass.

Don't get me wrong, you are great fun in alot of ways, but you can get stuck in your ways at times. "

Oh fuck, be careful my friend.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Make things easy for me and be gentle - except when I need a bit of rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A male sex robot..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A male sex robot.. "

I do a great robot.......... ok its shite but then so is the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Let's cut the shit.

You give them a hug you're too clingy.

You don't give them a hug, you don't care.

That's the wonders of the opposite sex that keeps us on our toes. If women or men were predictable then life would be boring. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think I will ever understand women.

You are riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma"

That’s a sweeping generalisations and completely true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I ask myself this same question about MEN!

Men are easy. Give them a bj or something nice to look at and they'll do anything for you.

Lasses are a pain in the ass.

Let’s be fair, at 23 you can’t have that much to go on...

Sister, cousins, lasses at uni/college, lasses I've always been around and lasses telling me that they are a pain in the ass.

Don't get me wrong, you are great fun in alot of ways, but you can get stuck in your ways at times. "

I’m guessing most of those are still around the same age as you, bar some family. I was probably a bit of a pain in the arse at 23. However, men are just as bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do I want? More sleep please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A man who can multi task. That’s rarer than rocking horse shit. "

My boy, when he was 3ish said "look dad, I can brush my teeth and waggle my willy at the same time!"

If that's not multi tasking... I don't know what is!

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Men who don’t assume women are all the same, we are not Borg.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know what I want from a man, a good fuck, a good laugh and a cuddle "

This is what I want too ....

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