FabSwingers.com forum: What puts you off someone’s profile

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No profile picture and nothing wtitten

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

If they like football or Golf.

Instant no thank you.

Cock pic or showing them in action

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll fill in later" even though they've been on for several months, sometimes longer!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Profiles that just tell us exactly what the person wants. Who they are looking for. But tells the reader zilch about why we should be interested in meeting them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

showing them in action

even worse when they send you an action pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad smells

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

That Totally puts me off too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

cant accom cant travel

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

Other people in their pics... I don't believe for a second they all have express permission from the others to share their images on here.

The Sydney Uni, facebook legal or other legal warnings... just strikes me that they are a bit naive and easily lead, copying what others do regardless of the fact its pointless. We don't want to meet people that silly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm trying. Still getting "I love your profile" mail though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Patronising, God's gift profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

Pretty much this and I have to admit I check the height too since I am pretty tall myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/04/18 20:38:37]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of the words used to describe themselves and what they are looking for.

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By *heangelWoman
over a year ago

wonderland

Cock pics and action shots

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

""I'll fill in later" even though they've been on for several months, sometimes longer!"

Maybe they think of it as a euphemism?

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By *ave-and-LouiseCouple
over a year ago

Torquay

So many things. Short men, tracksuit bottoms and a baseball cap, a beard bigger than Santa's, drugs references, horrendous grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No Blacks

No Asians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it strange when ladies complain about cock pics when we nearly all have boobs or pussy pics... So long as it's not "just" cock pics, I don't see a problem with them myself...

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

This and bareback pictures on single profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When all it’s says is “here for nsa fun” and that’s it!!! Give some information... just a tiny bit!!!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

People specifying 'no blacks, no Asians'

Baseball caps

Grotty looking backgrounds in their pics

People describing themselves as gods gift to the swinging community

Negative profiles and status updates... 'nobody meets here, all a bunch of timewasters' etc

Status updates that say things like 'horny, anyone meet me now' or 'up for anything' type profiles... really? Anyone and anything? Show some kind of preference, be a little bit choosey at least.

Any reference to drugs or getting d*unk/drinking ... if you need that shit to have fun you are not for us.

Crikey its amazing we get any meets

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

"I find it strange when ladies complain about cock pics when we nearly all have boobs or pussy pics... So long as it's not "just" cock pics, I don't see a problem with them myself...

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all it’s says is “here for nsa fun” and that’s it!!! Give some information... just a tiny bit!!!

Here for nasa fun i love looking at your moonie

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

If there are just pics of his beloved naked boy bits.

If a profile is shouty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When all it’s says is “here for nsa fun” and that’s it!!! Give some information... just a tiny bit!!!

Here for nasa fun i love looking at your moonie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to know anything, just ask....

Say ‘I’m a cock’ in the header title, otherwise instant delete

Not looking to shag the whole site

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"I find it strange when ladies complain about cock pics when we nearly all have boobs or pussy pics... So long as it's not "just" cock pics, I don't see a problem with them myself...

This.

I like a cock pic... but dont need it as the only picture of you or in my inbox first message.

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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

What they are looking for and what the profile says.

Graphic and or Legs open wide pictures of someone I don't know is a turn off.

Action pictures.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

The ones advertising furniture for sale are a bit off-putting.

The ones with kids in their pictures are odd.

And I immediately block any profile where the text is just excerpts from Eastenders scripts.

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By *s company 2s a crowdCouple
over a year ago

kent

15 paragraphs on please make a effort no how are you etc or u will be blocked begging for thought & effort to be put in to ur message. Asking for face pics or no reply. . So you do all of the above spend 45min composing a amazing piece of art.. then you get the reply ..... hi . Nuff said

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Bad smells"
. Ohhh scratch and sniff profiles, imagine

Mrs blue eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I REALLY don’t like comedy cock pics - like with wee hats on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

filthy dirty homes - instant block

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Put Scaramouche as a title so that I know that you've read all of our boring bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Demands for a face pic to accompany a first message when there are no pics whatsoever on the profile.

No punctuation, poor grammar and spelling

Demanding something inventive as a message but being then being incapable of responding with something similar.

Action photos - no need for that. Practically every other site on the grown up internet has pics and videos. Leave somethings to the imagination or even remaining a surprise to be unwrapped at a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad smells"

Scratch and sniff?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

This!

I wanna see u, not the last person you f*%ked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

This!

I wanna see u, not the last person you f*%ked "

I'm still a Virgin, so no chance of that

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

Plenty of things but my pet hate is couples profiles with only photos of the guy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/04/18 22:23:53]

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

Piss poor photos and crap username do it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Plenty of things but my pet hate is couples profiles with only photos of the guy. "

Really?? Never seen that, they seem to usually be only of the ladies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lists of demands so to speak.

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By *retty womanWoman
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

If they just have cock pics or pics with bb and no safe sex ticked in interests.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I heard its good to have at least 37 cock pics on your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lyrics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pointless pictures: you can see more of the background than the person and you can only tell from it that they have a head, 2 arms and 2 legs.

Lack of punctuation and/or poor grammar.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There’s a lot of people looking for quality, not quantity on here. But given half the chance... **massive eyeroll**

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By *ickedgames88Couple
over a year ago

stoke

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By *969BewitchedWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

Yep, this

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By *asilForty77Man
over a year ago

a hundred and sixty of us living in a small shoebox in the middle of the road

Photos of leaking jizz from what looks like a battered axe wound

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

I would argue there are more single fem profiles with this scenario than single men.

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By *entenTeaCouple
over a year ago

Buckley North Wales

Empty profiles or those with little non generic info.

Appendage profile pic.

We don't mind messy backgrounds or untidy bed rooms.

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

I would argue there are more single fem profiles with this scenario than single men. "

Not a chance. I dont think Ive ever seen a female profile with pics of men hanging out of them.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Demands for a face pic to accompany a first message when there are no pics whatsoever on the profile.

No punctuation, poor grammar and spelling

Demanding something inventive as a message but being then being incapable of responding with something similar.

I agree with all of the above! I really don’t like:

Livid red cocks! WTF!

Filthy untidy back grounds

Toilet shots

A body covered in tatts - I like to see what I’m looking at!

Rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

I would argue there are more single fem profiles with this scenario than single men.

Not a chance. I dont think Ive ever seen a female profile with pics of men hanging out of them."

Ermmmm...have you ever viewed one then

? They're pretty common!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples with no photos of the guy

Or at best one grainy shot that looks like it was taken on an old Nokia

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Wide opening shots of internals.. especially with cum ooozing out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A right swipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with all of the above! I really don’t like:

Livid red cocks! WTF!

Filthy untidy back grounds

Toilet shots

A body covered in tatts - I like to see what I’m looking at!

Rant over "

Are you the Waldorf to my Statler?

Would be fun to have a social with a bottle of CNDP and critique some of these shambolic profiles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and spelling, text speak especially. Anything where I feel I need a ‘code breaking for idiots’ manual to decipher the text.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"15 paragraphs on please make a effort no how are you etc or u will be blocked begging for thought & effort to be put in to ur message. Asking for face pics or no reply. . So you do all of the above spend 45min composing a amazing piece of art.. then you get the reply ..... hi . Nuff said"

exactly this, happens every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lists of demands so to speak."

This. And details of how often they attend the gym and are looking for an equally toned body. Gonnae just feck off to the gym then and pump someone there!

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

"Put Scaramouche as a title so that I know that you've read all of our boring bullshit

Amateurs. My 'proof of reading' phrase is 'Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch'

Tongue tied in knots and placed firmly in cheek.....obviously!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When it says ‘gym fit’ no other type of fit will do, strictly getting fit from attending a boring gym.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When it says ‘gym fit’ no other type of fit will do, strictly getting fit from attending a boring gym."

I've never understood this phrase either... to me gym fir isn't very fit.

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By *xplicitMan
over a year ago

donegal

No single males...tend to avoid those ones..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Crotch shots that look like a gash on a werewolves shin! I mean cocks ain't pretty but sweet Lord save my eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jizz shots all over in the pics

Not my bag man

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By *icepersonMan
over a year ago

Coalville

I 100% agree with the comment about profiles containing the "Sydney University" footnote nonsense.

It's completely pointless and a waste of profile space.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Boob selfies with 50 chins in shot.

A foot in a shoe.

An aggressive profile just going on about using the block button like it's some kind of threat.

People with broken caps lock keys who are !!PERMANENTLY SHOUTING!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad smells. Ohhh scratch and sniff profiles, imagine

Mrs blue eyes

That's coming with 5G.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Action shots - stupid

Anything around a toilet

Clear photos except for the one that would really let you know if you fancied them

Nothing in the description that makes them sound fun or would be interested in me and my needs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Words, hate words in a profile... and pictures, what's the deal with pictures and words..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who ask for honesty, it's overrated.

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By *ccasionalfunCouple
over a year ago

hereandthere

Shit photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what gets us is the ones that have been on for over a year next to no profile no photos at all or cant get any "thinking fakes"

plus the ones that demand face photo straight away but without any themselves our favourite 3 or 4 photos of tit bum an fanny add you as friends then see another40+ photos of tit bum an fanny odd dick

txt spk innit on the profile jesus the list goes on

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

BAD PICS:

Pointless pics showing nothing if interest

Poor Quality

Zero pics at all...

BAD DESCRIPTION:

“Will fill in later”, “Ask”, “That would be telling” etc.

Bad spelling (exceptions made when English isn’t first language)

PICS OF SUPER EXPLICIT SEX: I love a naughty pic, but some things, such as double anal and cum plastered faces should be left to the imagination.

NEGATIVITY: Moaning about people in your profile and taking about what you are not looking for, instead of mentioning what you actually are looking for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles that just tell us exactly what the person wants. Who they are looking for. But tells the reader zilch about why we should be interested in meeting them. "

Hmmmm ... wonder if I’ll be making tweak one billion and two ... nope nope definitely need sleep instead

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"Demands for a face pic to accompany a first message when there are no pics whatsoever on the profile.

No punctuation, poor grammar and spelling

Demanding something inventive as a message but being then being incapable of responding with something similar.

I agree with all of the above! I really don’t like:

Livid red cocks! WTF!

Filthy untidy back grounds

Toilet shots

A body covered in tatts - I like to see what I’m looking at!

Rant over "

Regarding tattoos. People have them. Many people are proudbof them. Some people like them and some don't. Having a shot of your tattoos gives people who don't like them the option to pass by before meeting.

Personally I hate cliche ridden profiles. And those who are ridiculously demanding-even when in real life they could be considered less than attractive themselves. Speaking from experience I have seen many female profiles who I had no attraction to demanding 6' plus chiselled Adonis types with 9 inch cocks in the age range of 25 to 26, heavy cummers and repeaters blah blah blah.

And post play pics covered in spunk.. and random vegetable insertions..

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

"Profiles that just tell us exactly what the person wants. Who they are looking for. But tells the reader zilch about why we should be interested in meeting them. "

That's what most messages are too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen so many male accounts that say "If you're TV/TS/gay don't contact me not interested"

Yet they have 10 feedback all from TV/TS/gay men saying how he fucked them.

Odd is all.

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

"I've seen so many male accounts that say "If you're TV/TS/gay don't contact me not interested"

Yet they have 10 feedback all from TV/TS/gay men saying how he fucked them.

Odd is all."

Perhaps it's not gay if you make first contact?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything more than a couple of paragraphs. More than that tends to be just unnessesary bumph x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who ask for honesty, it's overrated."

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

Anything that mentions or hints use of alcohol or drugs.

That's a 100% addvoid like the plage for me.

Not even a social.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That it’s a blatant rip off of someone else’s.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that mentions or hints use of alcohol or drugs.

That's a 100% addvoid like the plage for me.

Not even a social.

Yet your profile says you're a social drinker Seeside!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who shout INSTANT BLOCK if you don’t jump through every hoop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Anything that mentions or hints use of alcohol or drugs.

That's a 100% addvoid like the plage for me.

Not even a social.

Yet your profile says you're a social drinker Seeside!

Haha and plage is French for beach

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Any profile without a Sky Remote in at least 1 pic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pic taken over a toilet bowl.

Uggh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill in later...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The biggest thing that puts me off a profile are pics on a single male profile showing more of their last shag than them.

I actually get annoyed when I see them.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

Do this and you're blocked

Do that and you're blocked

Dare to ask that and you're blocked

Don't say THE key word and you're blocked

Say the wrong key word and you're blocked

Look at my profile more than twice without sending a message and you're blocked

Disagree with me on the forum and you're blocked (as well as out of the clique)

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