FabSwingers.com forum: The Sunday quandary thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm feeling horny today and fancy shoving a piece of fruit or vegetable up my bottom,but what do i choose?

Now the obvious choice is banana or cucumber,but I'm thinking maybe kumquat or celery. I'm in a quandary please help!!!......dash x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm feeling horny today and fancy shoving a piece of fruit or vegetable up my bottom,but what do i choose?

Now the obvious choice is banana or cucumber,but I'm thinking maybe kumquat or celery. I'm in a quandary please help!!!......dash x

A carrot for your bott.

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You like broccoli don’t you?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Or was it parsnip?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You like broccoli don’t you? "

Are you crazy woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A fruit. A watermelon. Everyone loves a challenge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm feeling horny today and fancy shoving a piece of fruit or vegetable up my bottom,but what do i choose?

Now the obvious choice is banana or cucumber,but I'm thinking maybe kumquat or celery. I'm in a quandary please help!!!......dash x

A carrot for your bott."

Ahhh the voice of reason

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"You like broccoli don’t you? "

That would result in a massive fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a butternut squash..

Start with the narrow end first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple?

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

"How about a butternut squash..

Start with the narrow end first..."

Where’s the fun in that? Start with the thick end and the rest is easy

Or an aubergine. It appears to have been the co-opted emoji at least!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my local updates yesterday there was a woman with 2 corn on the cobs in her foof

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How about a butternut squash..

Start with the narrow end first..."
I use butternut squash to rub on my chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote Daikon. It’s the right shape and got that horseradish-esque burn.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I vote for frozen peas

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

Google Figging. Thank me later.

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

"I vote for frozen peas

SHOTGUN!

Oh wait...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Stop fucking about there is only 1 choice. A marrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I vote Daikon. It’s the right shape and got that horseradish-esque burn.

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yes,I like a veg with a napiform root and and south Asian texture

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Google Figging. Thank me later. "

Yup

Do it OP. You will never look back

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Stop fucking about there is only 1 choice. A marrow

Now all I’m thinking about is that scene from Wallace and Grommit Curse of the Ware Rabbit with Grommit’s gigantic marrow.

That isn’t as bad as it sounds.

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By *ax_uk_2009Man
over a year ago

Wilmslow

Perhaps start with a runner bean and increase size from there. Jumping straight to butternut squash is going to result for in a prolapse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote for frozen peas

SHOTGUN!

Oh wait..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go pineapple or go home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On my local updates yesterday there was a woman with 2 corn on the cobs in her foof

What a waste of good food

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Stop fucking about there is only 1 choice. A marrow

Now all I’m thinking about is that scene from Wallace and Grommit Curse of the Ware Rabbit with Grommit’s gigantic marrow.

That isn’t as bad as it sounds. "

I only said it because the image is burnt into brain and yep from on here. Shudders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Google Figging. Thank me later.

Yup

Do it OP. You will never look back"

Peeled ginger root,fuck it I'm going for it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go pineapple or go home."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about a jerusalem artichoke?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I vote Daikon. It’s the right shape and got that horseradish-esque burn.

yes,I like a veg with a napiform root and and south Asian texture"

We can subtitle your responses during it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you've finished op, could you pop them out in the direction of my stew....chopped would be handy if you can

Peach x

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Google Figging. Thank me later.

Yup

Do it OP. You will never look back

Peeled ginger root,fuck it I'm going for it"

Go up a level: Whittle it into the shape of a butt plug

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

What about a Dipper Gourd that looks interesting. You could make something with it after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about a Dipper Gourd that looks interesting. You could make something with it after

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about a Dipper Gourd that looks interesting. You could make something with it after

Wtf is a dipper goard?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"What about a Dipper Gourd that looks interesting. You could make something with it after

Wtf is a dipper goard?"

Google it ... it looks interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try a leek but just be careful you don't. .....out.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

"Try a leek but just be careful you don't. .....out."
with or without a cheese sauce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Try a leek but just be careful you don't. .....out.with or without a cheese sauce"

Brown sauce

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By *idsBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Tamworth

"Try a leek but just be careful you don't. .....out.with or without a cheese sauce

Brown sauce"

Tabasco. Go big or go home

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

What about a ladies finger? Best to start off small hey?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I can give you some celery that's going spare as it appears our guinea pig's are not that impressed with it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I went for butternut squash

#soreass!!

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