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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A man and his wife are sitting watching tv one evening when there's a knock at the door. The man gets up to answer it and appears in the living room shortly after with a friend.

"Here she is John" he said gesturing to his wife. John stares for a few seconds before replying, "Nice one! You were right mate!" then walking out the door.

The man sits back down only to be interrupted by another knock at the door. Again after answering it he enters the living room with another mate.

"Here she is Mick" once again pointing at his bemused wife. Mick stares for a minute then says, "Wow! You were right mate!" and promptly walks out.

This happens three times more before the wife says, "You know, I think it's really lovely that you speak so highly of me in the pub",

"Eh?" replies the man

"I mean, all of your friends want to see me to believe how pretty you say I am" giggles the wife

"No" said the man "We all tried Viagra last night and theirs wasn't wearing off."