FabSwingers.com forum: National ‘be kind to a pig’ day

By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

I propose we unite today in our support of pigs and suggest some ways to make them a little happier. How are you going to be kind to a pig? Enough decent suggestions and perhaps we can create a sister site - Fabswiners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ham-azing!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ummm I've just had a yummy bacon sarnie ..fanx piggys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I like to cuddle piglets

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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

"Ham-azing!

Top punning. Puns in addition to piggy kindness warrant bonus points

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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

"I like to cuddle piglets"

This is definitely a kindness. Chomping on a bacon sarnie as the poster above did may be not be regarded by most pigs as such

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Bacon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I cuddle it before I talk how lovely my bacon butty was?

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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

"Can I cuddle it before I talk how lovely my bacon butty was?

This is at least a step in the right direction - a compromise! You’ve thought about it and not made a rasher decision

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I can squeal like one in certain situations....

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Living in matriarchal sounders, taking care of each other and their kids (and adopting orphans when necessary), reverting to feral in the blink of an eye when there's a forest about and letting the blokes turn up every now and then and fight amongst themselves before letting the choicest specimens mate - what's not to love? Sows rock.

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I thought this was gonna be something about messaging ugly ladies.

Not opening messages for rest of day....

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"I thought this was gonna be something about messaging ugly ladies.

Not opening messages for rest of day....

No1 has been nice to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pigs would happily turn on their fellow pigs and eat them as they would us given the chance, especially if you gave them a grill and some ketchup...

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was hoping this was a thread for me... Being fugly is no fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was a thread for me... Being fugly is no fun

But do you taste like bacon?

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread has inspired me, pork grill for lunch.

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By *rMrs Horny300Man
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

Just noshing on a bacon butty here in Tenerife

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

On facebook there was a pig running down the street wearing a thong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The correct kind of sauce in the bacon buttie is the greatest kindness you can give

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

I run a "care home" for sick pigs.

When they're poorly I rub them with oinkment.....

*sorry, sorry, sorry everyone....

**I'll get me coat....

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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

"On facebook there was a pig running down the street wearing a thong"

How did that end?

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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

"Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

I run a "care home" for sick pigs.

When they're poorly I rub them with oinkment.....

*sorry, sorry, sorry everyone....

**I'll get me coat...."

Stroooong

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"On facebook there was a pig running down the street wearing a thong

How did that end?"
it kind of didnt. You just saw it running down a high street

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By *afadao OP Man
over a year ago

Staines

"On facebook there was a pig running down the street wearing a thong

How did that end?it kind of didnt. You just saw it running down a high street"

Shame, pig stories normally have a twist in the tail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was a thread for me... Being fugly is no fun

But do you taste like bacon?

Peach x"

Sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

Hey, don't get me wrong i love pigs and always give them a scratch if they come asking for one. The only time i have ever 'abused' them is to give them a light smack on the snout if they bite - they have very sharp teeth.

In order to avoid being completely vilified i did once rescue a pig wedged in a drain after the cover collapsed. Climbing in behind it and with my hands firmly gripping it's arse i managed to heave it out. Covered in shit and with the skin ripped from the backs of my hands.

Needless to say i got the pig's number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wish I'd not read this after putting the sausages and bacon on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I cuddle it before I talk how lovely my bacon butty was?

This is at least a step in the right direction - a compromise! You’ve thought about it and not made a rasher decision "

Haya. Your puns are snout compared to others. Trott on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was hoping this was a thread for me... Being fugly is no fun

But do you taste like bacon?

Peach x"

That was my username on here for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wish I'd not read this after putting the sausages and bacon on."

Ooo, i can almost smell it.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

I'd planned to feed the ex wife to the pigs, but was advised against it.

Apparently they're likely to squeal on you.

*once again, my apologies everyone....

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

What sort of pigs are we talking about? Uniformed or plane clothed?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be nice to pigs everyday.

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Had chicken today instead of pork does that count?

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By *orkie321bWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm being very kind to a pig today. I'm very carefully and lovingly roasting part of it for dinner and will be serving it with the finest accompaniments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm being very kind to a pig today. I'm very carefully and lovingly roasting part of it for dinner and will be serving it with the finest accompaniments

#salivating.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

Needless to say i got the pig's number.

Brave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now, far be it for me to boar you with this topic or hog the message boards - but I’ve noticed some quite cruel suggestions regarding treatment of our porcine friends.

One suggested that they get kicked in the face, another that they be turned into nutritious delights via the medium of a grenade up the bum.

I run a "care home" for sick pigs.

When they're poorly I rub them with oinkment.....

*sorry, sorry, sorry everyone....

**I'll get me coat...."

Well done for ‘hogging’ the moment!

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