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When did you stop believing in Father Christmas

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Think I was 4 or 5, had my son still going till he was 10 but had to tell him as I didn't want him going into senior school with that belief, the other kids would have been very unforgiving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt do christams in our house when i was a kis due to religious beliefs

However im not religious, i left all that behind when i left home, and i buy mu kids xmas pressies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop ??????? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop ??????? Xx "

exactly soapster

in fact, i'll be heartily disappointed if you aren't him !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHAT? he isnt real? WTF!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

.....and here was me hanging up my stockings to see how he'd fill them.

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By *lutandhubbyCouple
over a year ago

west midlands

he is real. i saw him outside asda last year!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Of course he's real, he fills my stockings every year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stop ??????? Xx "

I was thinking the same.. My stocking still gets filled every year..

I have written my letter..and await my present for being a good girl..

Cali x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was about 7 - spotted my dad leaving our presents at the bottom of our bed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what? father Christmas is real! stop this!

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By *edditchcpl69Couple
over a year ago

REDDITCH

how very dare you say father christmas is a timewaster, he may only cum once a year but at least he turns up every time when he says he will

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

Pfffffffffff of course he is real....and it's only 59 days till he'll be here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"how very dare you say father christmas is a timewaster, he may only cum once a year but at least he turns up every time when he says he will "

just spat me coffee out reading that, Classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol at the above!

Well i know father christmas is real, cos when i was 7yrs old, i left him a note with a sherry and mince pie, and he read my note and left sooty fingermarks all over it!!

So there!

ps and no i didnt beleive my mum, when years later she lied to me, and said she'd done it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so will have to all be good boys and girls! or we won't get what we asked for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pfffffffffff of course he is real....and it's only 59 days till he'll be here "

wanna an early christmas present?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I was 4 or 5, had my son still going till he was 10 but had to tell him as I didn't want him going into senior school with that belief, the other kids would have been very unforgiving. "

I stopped believing when i got nowt

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington


"

I stopped believing when i got nowt "

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww ((((Hugs for Peaches)))

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i was about 28

And its continued till now .sob

I dont care, got me bottle...a sad bastard dinner (meal for one) for boxing day

brothers for xmas dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Santa Claus is REAL - He always sells the Big issue ffs

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By *ittlemorespiceCouple
over a year ago

North Cornwall

What do uou mean!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i was about 28

And its continued till now .sob

I dont care, got me bottle...a sad bastard dinner (meal for one) for boxing day

brothers for xmas dinner "

Peaches thats tragic, you should at least get an orgasm for xmas!!

Come on lads, form an orderly queue, peaches needs a xmas prezzie!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i was about 28

And its continued till now .sob

I dont care, got me bottle...a sad bastard dinner (meal for one) for boxing day

brothers for xmas dinner

Peaches thats tragic, you should at least get an orgasm for xmas!!

Come on lads, form an orderly queue, peaches needs a xmas prezzie!!"

shhhhhh

im having an early one laters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol this post has made me smile. I dont remember when i stopped believing , but my oldest son stopped when he was 8 when he said Santa isn't real, when asked y he simply said if he was real and the elves made all the toys y do the boxes have Argos,tescos and other shops on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think i was about 28

And its continued till now .sob

I dont care, got me bottle...a sad bastard dinner (meal for one) for boxing day

brothers for xmas dinner

Peaches thats tragic, you should at least get an orgasm for xmas!!

Come on lads, form an orderly queue, peaches needs a xmas prezzie!!

shhhhhh

im having an early one laters "

Trust you to get ya Xmas stuffin early...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol this post has made me smile. I dont remember when i stopped believing , but my oldest son stopped when he was 8 when he said Santa isn't real, when asked y he simply said if he was real and the elves made all the toys y do the boxes have Argos,tescos and other shops on them."

Coz thats where Soapy gets em from so Santa can deliver em...;-) (Simples)

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"Think I was 4 or 5, had my son still going till he was 10 but had to tell him as I didn't want him going into senior school with that belief, the other kids would have been very unforgiving. "

Are you trying to tell me something...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how very dare you say father christmas is a timewaster, he may only cum once a year but at least he turns up every time when he says he will "

can you image the verifications he would get from the ladies in here. "came over late last night in his uniform and preformed very well. shame he had to leave so early lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol at the above!

Well i know father christmas is real, cos when i was 7yrs old, i left him a note with a sherry and mince pie, and he read my note and left sooty fingermarks all over it!!

So there!

ps and no i didnt beleive my mum, when years later she lied to me, and said she'd done it!!"

Dont beleive her.... mums lie! FACT! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"how very dare you say father christmas is a timewaster, he may only cum once a year but at least he turns up every time when he says he will

can you image the verifications he would get from the ladies in here. "came over late last night in his uniform and preformed very well. shame he had to leave so early lol" "

He comes every year...

Down the chimney...

And we had central heating...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

think i was about 6

my little one is too young to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is a vicious rumor that he is not real, spread by christmas haters and local councils to prevent unrest with the population as we wish ever one a happy holiday

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

i still believe in him...after all he empties his sack on me floor every year...dirty sod! heheh

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

I was 11, someone told me in school. Was gutted, love christmas. Im 22 and santa delivers a sack full of pressies to me and my bf just in a volvo now lol

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

4 hours ago.

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By *issNaughtyxxxWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

awww bless you mushroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I was 4 or 5, had my son still going till he was 10 but had to tell him as I didn't want him going into senior school with that belief, the other kids would have been very unforgiving. "

I havent x

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


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can you image the verifications he would get from the ladies in here. "came over late last night in his uniform and preformed very well. shame he had to leave so early lol" "

yeah but with his magic raindeer and sleigh he could visit every one of us on a single night.. how would the verivications cope with us all saying he had been, filled our stocking, emptied his sack and left us all with a big smile.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ill never forget it...

i was 7 years old. mum had this tradition of us leaving a mince pie and a glass of milk infront of our open fireplace. every xmas morning i`d come down and find only the crumbs left with an empty glass. and all the prezzys would be there waiting

anyway this one xmas morning i woke up particularly early and crept downstairs to find my mum taking a bite out of the mince pie and emptying the glass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not surprised he has such a huge sack when he only get to empty it once a year

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

ever since that creepy advert...i shudder and not in a nice way about father fucking christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean he is not real?

My youngest love Polar Express, has anyone seen it?

An old softie like me gets a lump in my throat lol.

59 days and counting x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never believed cos my dad said he was fake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

four years old ..... use to share a room with my brother and my dad came in said why you still awake ? said we waiting for santa , he then went away and came back with a couple of presents and said he aint real handed them over and went back to bed , that was that lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For the hell of it, Ima show of my mathematical skillz and prove Santa isn’t real, (No duh) but encase anyone still believes...you’re screwed

There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world.

However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau).

At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each.

Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical).

This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house.

Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks.

This means Santa’s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound.

For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour.

The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself.

On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can’t be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them.

This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch).

A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth’s atmosphere.

The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake.

The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip.

Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g’s.

A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo.

Therefore, if Santa did exist, he’s dead now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mally all well in theory mate but Santas magic and dosent follow the rules of conventional physics

Adults know nowt xx

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By *iker BullMan
over a year ago

leeds

What do you mean?,,,stopped believing,,are you trying to suggest he is not real?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't remember ever believing in Santa so I must have stopped believing before the age of awareness (very young I suppose).

However, my daughter stopped believing when she was 4 and we were in MK shopping centre and she tugged my arm and said, "Santa's not real is he daddy?"

I replied, "Why do you say that Princess?"

And she came back with, "There's two of them over there smoking!"

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