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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What's the worst injury you've given yourself or inflicted on another whilst on Fab?

... I've just poured a piping hot cup of coffee all over myself.. my skins now as red as my boxers....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratched my labs with a fingernail whilst wanking hard over a message.....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am joking

Though I did get my lady lips caught up on my wand once

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scratched my labs with a fingernail whilst wanking hard over a message.....

Peach x

"

Ouch - orgasm denied huh!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am joking

Though I did get my lady lips caught up on my wand once

Peach x"

Phew, I was wondering how you were gonna apply a plaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am joking

Though I did get my lady lips caught up on my wand once

Peach x

Phew, I was wondering how you were gonna apply a plaster "

Kissing better seems to work

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I am joking

Though I did get my lady lips caught up on my wand once

Peach x

Phew, I was wondering how you were gonna apply a plaster

Kissing better seems to work

Peach x"

It's a wonder treatment!

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain "

Must've been a frantic finger blasting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain "

Ouch - which fingers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A very sore banjo string when an over zealous woman gave me a painful blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain

Must've been a frantic finger blasting "

I just fell face first onto the bed whilst falling in lurve with your avatar strumps

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain

Must've been a frantic finger blasting "

It was a bit on the frantic side, the way she likes it to be fair. But I have fingers that dislocate easily anyway from years of playing rugby, it can happen without me even noticing.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A very sore banjo string when an over zealous woman gave me a painful blow job"

Ouchy - I know that one fella #Fistbump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fell of the bed and broke his hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"While decorating an old Victorian house which involved stripping paint from an elaborate cornice using a scalpel,I fell from step ladder because floor boards weren't put back correctly by the plumber,anyway scalpel went into my lung.good job the tiler was downstairs and heard the crash because on my own It may have been a lot worse.p.s. Before mobile phones"

Fuck!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"While decorating an old Victorian house which involved stripping paint from an elaborate cornice using a scalpel,I fell from step ladder because floor boards weren't put back correctly by the plumber,anyway scalpel went into my lung.good job the tiler was downstairs and heard the crash because on my own It may have been a lot worse.p.s. Before mobile phones"

How were you fabbing?

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By *eeky goodnessMan
over a year ago

Worcester


"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain

Must've been a frantic finger blasting

I just fell face first onto the bed whilst falling in lurve with your avatar strumps

Peach x"

I agree miss peach She's absolutely breathtaking x

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By *ilthyStrumpetCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Dislocated 2 fingers while giving a young lady a kit kat shuffle last year. No pain no gain

Must've been a frantic finger blasting

I just fell face first onto the bed whilst falling in lurve with your avatar strumps

Peach x

I agree miss peach She's absolutely breathtaking x "

You guys!

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish

A snapped banjo string,on a very tight pussy,but we soon got round that.

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By *unguya2zMan
over a year ago

coventry..ish


"While decorating an old Victorian house which involved stripping paint from an elaborate cornice using a scalpel,I fell from step ladder because floor boards weren't put back correctly by the plumber,anyway scalpel went into my lung.good job the tiler was downstairs and heard the crash because on my own It may have been a lot worse.p.s. Before mobile phones

How were you fabbing? :

-?"
was messaging a lady on swinging heaven.lol.but seriously I got the wrong end of stick.just ignore me having a bad day.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston

Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing "

Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.

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By *ink Panther.Woman
over a year ago

Preston


"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing

Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity. "

This lot aren’t trying hard enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scratched my labs with a fingernail whilst wanking hard over a message.....

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does spitting drink all over your poor child count because I read something on the forum that literally made me spit my drink everywhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hse would have a field day with you lot

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing

Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.

This lot aren’t trying hard enough "

Have dragged myself out of bed to go see one special fab guy I was so Ill i ended up in hospital but well worth the trip to see him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Does spitting drink all over your poor child count because I read something on the forum that literally made me spit my drink everywhere "

It would!! Bad girl, I hope it wasn't hot?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing

Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.

This lot aren’t trying hard enough

Have dragged myself out of bed to go see one special fab guy I was so Ill i ended up in hospital but well worth the trip to see him "

Oh dear - I trust you had speedy recovery and we're back to full fab health quickly?

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By *hispers-40Woman
over a year ago

up the garden path


"Op when you say ’Fabbing’ do you mean while browsing the site or during a meet? Not that it seems to make a difference. You seem to be attracting all sorts of injuries but I would like the thread to get back on track. I was going to keep coming back and having a read for my amusement. So far it’s been very disappointing

Yes - when participating in any sort of Fab related activity.

This lot aren’t trying hard enough

Have dragged myself out of bed to go see one special fab guy I was so Ill i ended up in hospital but well worth the trip to see him

Oh dear - I trust you had speedy recovery and we're back to full fab health quickly?"

Recovered well thanks still regularly see hi so hasn’t put him off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Were you involved in a sex accident that wasnt your fault?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Were you involved in a sex accident that wasnt your fault? "

“Jane from Birmingham suffered a prolapsed anus after a bedroom accident and she won £14.20 in compensation.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hurt my back yesterday trying to get into positions that the human body shouldn't be in.Its recovery day today a good excuse to have a lazy day though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got cum in my eyes once. Jeez it was really painful. Felt like I'd been punched

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By *cotGirlWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I got my tongue piercing stuck in someone else's more intimate piercing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Does spitting drink all over your poor child count because I read something on the forum that literally made me spit my drink everywhere

It would!! Bad girl, I hope it wasn't hot? "

It was and the child screamed for about an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing mental...I had just had a contraceptive injection in my bum cheek, then a couple of hours later my FB came over, and spanked me so hard that my bum was numb for a week

Usually I’m numb for an hour or two, but oh no....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I did leave a man in a hotel room once having a nose bleed ..... not my fault. Honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been lucky and only suffered carpet burns to the knees

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Grazed shin after the bed broke as we and another couple played in a club, too much laughter at the time to notice. Stung like mad about 20 minutes later

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By *harlieMindsWoman
over a year ago

Plymouth


"Hse would have a field day with you lot"

Best reply on this thread haha

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By *arkRichMan
over a year ago

Manchester City Centre

Not been injured much... I just remember once getting cramp every 30seconds in my legs, feet, stomach, hips etc...

But it all worked out in the end

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I got my tongue piercing stuck in someone else's more intimate piercing "

Oh no; were firemen involved in separating you

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Broke my left ribs having sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've been lucky and only suffered carpet burns to the knees "

And not elbows?

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"What's the worst injury you've given yourself or inflicted on another whilst on Fab?

... I've just poured a piping hot cup of coffee all over myself.. my skins now as red as my boxers.... "

Nothing injured apart from my pride

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Broke my left ribs having sex"

Rough session that!

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

A broken heart

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

My worst injury, popping my hip out it's socket.

Worst for someone else.. Cracked his ribs

Oooops

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My worst injury, popping my hip out it's socket.

Worst for someone else.. Cracked his ribs

Oooops "

How the actual fuck do you “pop a hip out”?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok I'm starting to rethink my involvement in the world of fab. I had no idea it was so dangerous!!!

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By *oo32Man
over a year ago

tipperary


"My worst injury, popping my hip out it's socket.

Worst for someone else.. Cracked his ribs

Oooops "

How fast were you going to say it popped out

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

I broke my back & fractured my pelvis when I was younger.

Left me with a slight curve to my lower spine & a tilted pelvis.

It's OK though, I've learnt how to pop it back in when it goes

Just cover your ears if you're within 100 yards

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Swingfields 2016 will go down in bad fab history for us. The event itself was brilliant & so was the company but I was recovering from tonsillitis & thought I’d passed it on to Frank. It was non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. After a stem cell transplant he’s about to pass 1 year in remission. We laugh about it now but no-one could understand how he was so ill with a sore throat

B x

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By *iSubSlutWoman
over a year ago

Bedford


"A broken heart "

awwww...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I broke my back & fractured my pelvis when I was younger.

Left me with a slight curve to my lower spine & a tilted pelvis.

It's OK though, I've learnt how to pop it back in when it goes

Just cover your ears if you're within 100 yards

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Aychawawa

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