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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Between 18 and 20 a woman is like Africa, half discovered, half wild, naturally beautiful with fertile deltas.

Between 21 and 30 a woman is like America, well developed and open to trade specially for someone with cash.

Between 31 and 35 she is like India, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.

Between 36 and 40 a woman is like France. Gently aging but still a warm and desirable place to visit.

Between 41 and 50 she is like Yugoslavia, lost the war - haunted by past mistakes. Massive reconstruction is now necessary.

Between 51 and 60, she is like Russia, very wide and borders are unpatrolled. The frigid climate keeps people away.

Between 61 and 70, a woman is like Mongolia, with a glorious and all conquering past but alas, no future.

After 70, they become Afghanistan. Most everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.

One for the ladies,Which country is your body like and why ?

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull

Between 13 and 38 i was like Libya...Ruled by a dick !

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Between 13 and 38 i was like Libya...Ruled by a dick !"

and now your appendage is lifeless?

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

LOL

Made me chuckle

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Between 13 and 38 i was like Libya...Ruled by a dick !

and now your appendage is lifeless?"

It certainly feels redundant of late lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear... your not very well informed are you lol

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By *layfullsam OP   Man
over a year ago

Solihull


"Oh dear... your not very well informed are you lol "

Care to inform me about a womans body in private ? te he

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