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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans " I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.  | |||
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce. "I’m not doing anything it’s the op | |||
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.
I’m not doing anything it’s the op "The OP is taking you to feed the swans? Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day Have fun lovely people! | |||
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.
I’m not doing anything it’s the op
The OP is taking you to feed the swans?
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Have fun lovely people!"As long as he brings lettuce, bread isn’t good for them although I heard they can stomach a baguette | |||
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.
I’m not doing anything it’s the op "Oh I see. OP... when you take your nice new lady to feed the swans, remember, no bread, just shredded iceburg lettuce.  | |||
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.
I’m not doing anything it’s the op
The OP is taking you to feed the swans?
Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day
Have fun lovely people!
As long as he brings lettuce, bread isn’t good for them although I heard they can stomach a baguette "Baguettes are made of bread, champ. You know that, right? You are just a tease arent you? | |||
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.
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"Not much chance on here buddy, in real life it’s far easier. You could even take a woman to feed swans I hope you didn't plan to feed them bread?! Its suddenlyreally bad for them and gives them tummy ache and the shits. Lettuce is the new swan food, shredded iceburg lettuce.
I’m not doing anything it’s the op
The OP is taking you to feed the swans?
Sounds like a fine day out for a Spring day
Have fun lovely people!
As long as he brings lettuce, bread isn’t good for them although I heard they can stomach a baguette
Baguettes are made of bread, champ.
You know that, right?
Yes but made of different yeast that swans can digest
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"Evening all " Evening James Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips? | |||
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"Evening all " Evening Do you like to feed swans? | |||
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"Evening all Evening James Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips?" Lol Cani say both ! And hello | |||
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"Evening all Evening Do you like to feed swans?" I have and do doesn’t everyone | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own " I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. | |||
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"Evening all Evening Do you like to feed swans? I have and do doesn’t everyone " Yes but it’s became complicated now they have a certain diet, it’s 2018 | |||
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"Evening all Evening James Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips? Lol Cani say both ! And hello " Of course you can. But the OP gets first dibs on the lucky lady, its only fair, since its his thread. | |||
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"Evening all Evening Do you like to feed swans? I have and do doesn’t everyone Yes but it’s became complicated now they have a certain diet, it’s 2018 " you can but try ! | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky." Are they partial to Chinese food? | |||
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"Evening all Evening James Are you here to find a nice lady or just looking for swan feeding tips? Lol Cani say both ! And hello Of course you can. But the OP gets first dibs on the lucky lady, its only fair, since its his thread." Hi not going to argue as only just reading through posts | |||
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"After following the green arrow, definitely not lol" I think that’s the yeast | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. Are they partial to Chinese food?" Here you go... a comprehensive list of what they should eat https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2016/mar/15/bread-off-the-menu-so-what-feed-the-ducks-now-taste-test | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all !" They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all !" Same eating guidlines | |||
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"After following the green arrow, definitely not lol I think that’s the yeast " ?? | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! Same eating guidlines "Well let’s cover the bases | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed " Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure
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 Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
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"After following the green arrow, definitely not lol I think that’s the yeast ?? " You need to read the full post, we’re talking a lot of rubbish really | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure
I just had one and I’m not a duck, I’m might even have a packet of cheese and onion discos "I had a packet of cheesey Quavers now my fingers smell cheesey | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall! "Lol ! He’s just watching | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall! "OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall! "No chance the op is just doing some star jumps to get in the mood | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! They always get forgotten but they are content, swans would be on here, ducks would have a Turkish delight and go to bed Ooh see now if Turkish Delight was on the menu Id be a duck for sure
I just had one and I’m not a duck, I’m might even have a packet of cheese and onion discos
So your not a vegan then
I had a packet of cheesey Quavers now my fingers smell cheesey " | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!
OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue"Really ! Afraid to ask how you know ?  | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!
Lol ! He’s just watching "You reckon? Are you there sexmachine? Come on, we have sorted what you are going to do on your first date, all we need now is a lucky lady and an iceburg lettuce. | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
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OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue
Really ! Afraid to ask how you know ? "I have a VERY good memory. | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!
OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue
Really ! Afraid to ask how you know ?
I have a VERY good memory.
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!
Lol ! He’s just watching
You reckon?
Are you there sexmachine? Come on, we have sorted what you are going to do on your first date, all we need now is a lucky lady and an iceburg lettuce."He could be at 24/7 now getting the lettuce as we speak! | |||
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"Have we lost the OP? Hows he going to chat up any single ladies if he's not here to grab them when they come in?
James... you lucky boy, you may have first dibs afterall!
OP had an emergency bathroom cleaner issue"Does he have issues with bread too? Tummyache? The shits? Dreadful | |||
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"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha " If he comes back with a Turkish Delight Im reving my single profile and Im right in there  | |||
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"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha " He'll be getting some hard bang too | |||
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"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha He'll be getting some hard bang too" They sell all sorts in Asda these days | |||
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"He’s a winner ?? " We’re all winners | |||
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"The boy is in a 24 hour Asda with no idea what too buy, is he feeding swans, ducks or going on a date? I’m confused haha He'll be getting some hard bang too They sell all sorts in Asda these days"Yup. You can get hard bang 24/7. Its fabulous | |||
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"He’s a winner ?? We’re all winners " Meant to say Eton mess is my favourite dessert | |||
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"Ok whats next? "Squirrels? | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. Are they partial to Chinese food?" I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food | |||
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"He’s a winner ?? We’re all winners Meant to say Eton mess is my favourite dessert " Mine too | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. Are they partial to Chinese food? I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food "I am  | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. Are they partial to Chinese food? Crispy aromatic swan I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food " | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all !" Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day! They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems. | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. Are they partial to Chinese food? I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food "Peking Duck, Shanghai Swan, Cantonese Cat.... | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient " We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell? | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day! They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems." Its ok. We're on it OP has gone lettuce shopping. | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell? " | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell? "You and your husband or wife? | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day! They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems." Heres an article on what they CAN eat https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2016/mar/15/bread-off-the-menu-so-what-feed-the-ducks-now-taste-test | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?
You and your husband or wife?"Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions. | |||
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"The op is off feeding the swans glouten free food on his own I dont think its the glutin... its something to do with the yeast. It also encourages yucky algae in the water making the water toxic and stinky. Are they partial to Chinese food? I don't think they are partial to being Chinese food
Peking Duck, Shanghai Swan, Cantonese Cat...."Leave the pussies out of this | |||
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"anyone thought about the ducks at all ! Round here there are a few ducks which fly in daily to the main shopping street in the Town Centre and sit outside two particular shops... all day! They're fed all day by passing shoppers abd tourists but bread isn't allowed. It seems any bread based product can bloat up their stomachs and digestive systems. Heres an article on what they CAN eat https://www.theguardian.com/environment/shortcuts/2016/mar/15/bread-off-the-menu-so-what-feed-the-ducks-now-taste-test" I feel like Francis of assise | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?
You and your husband or wife?
Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions."Lol good sense of humour twinkle | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?
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Lol good sense of humour twinkle
Why thank you, you too "I’d even share a Turkish delight with you | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?
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Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.
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Why thank you, you too "P'raps you two can go feed the swans? | |||
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"Me too, Chinese food is convenient We are going out for Chinese tomorrow, Im right excited, I dont get out much, can you tell?
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Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.
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Why thank you, you too
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? " I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation | |||
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Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.
Lol good sense of humour twinkle
Why thank you, you too
I’d even share a Turkish delight with you "Hang on... this is just a cunning plan to come and sniff my Quavers cheesey fingers isn't it? | |||
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Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.
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Why thank you, you too
P'raps you two can go feed the swans?
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Me and him Its Twinkle posting.... Cheffy in busy practising his tractor impressions.
Lol good sense of humour twinkle
Why thank you, you too
I’d even share a Turkish delight with you
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation " Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world | |||
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world" You checked his green arrow too, huh? | |||
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world You checked his green arrow too, huh? "Sometimes you dont need to Some people on here really make a lasting impression. They must have a knack | |||
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"Morning all. So has he got the lettuce yet" Oops mis spellcheck it’s gone to pot | |||
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world You checked his green arrow too, huh?
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They must have a knack"I’m New on here what does the green arrow mean? | |||
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world You checked his green arrow too, huh?
Sometimes you dont need to
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They must have a knack
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"The suspense is killing me lol "Well the op is posted missing | |||
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world You checked his green arrow too, huh?
Sometimes you dont need to
Some people on here really make a lasting impression.
They must have a knack"I must admit as soon as you mentioned cleaning products I remembered "BANG and the cervix is gone" it had me nearly peeing my pants yesterday | |||
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"Ok so we sorted date number 1... feeding the swans Where are we going to send the OP for date number 2 with his lucky lady? I hope we haven’t made him feel uncomfortable, just a wee joke op. Eton mess and myself will happily take your retaliation Im not sure OP is the 'uncomfortable' type He sounds like a man of the world You checked his green arrow too, huh?
Sometimes you dont need to
Some people on here really make a lasting impression.
They must have a knack
I must admit as soon as you mentioned cleaning products I remembered "BANG and the cervix is gone" it had me nearly peeing my pants yesterday "Me too The amount of stains on my carpet, is unreal | |||
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"Am I missing something?" A SWAN | |||
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"Am I missing something?" Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread | |||
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"Am I missing something? Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread" ? | |||
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"Am I missing something? A SWAN " *QUACK QUACK....* No, you are alright the swans still here, some fuckers given it Chinese though and theres swan poo everywhere! | |||
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"Am I missing something? Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread ?" Little green arrow next to each posters name... shows you where they have posted.... come on keep up! | |||
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"Am I missing something? A SWAN *QUACK QUACK....* No, you are alright the swans still here, some fuckers given it Chinese though and theres swan poo everywhere! "I’d forgot about the op ha | |||
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"Am I missing something? Go to the OPs green arrow and look for his rough sex thread ? Little green arrow next to each posters name... shows you where they have posted.... come on keep up!" Thats what I say to men too | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?"You cant feed squirrels to swans!!! everyone knows squirrels are not gluten free and are very yeasty | |||
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Squirrels?
You cant feed squirrels to swans!!! everyone knows squirrels are not gluten free and are very yeasty "Wow lol | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?"I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails. | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails."***and not one of a swans five a day*** | |||
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"Well I’ll go look for OP then " You will find him in the salad aisle in Asda | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails."That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
***and not one of a swans five a day***
"Definately not. Beside, all that fluff on their tail would give a swan furballs and with a throat that long just imagine them coming out 
Which reminds me, I heard the cat barfing up one in the hallway 20 minutes ago... it should have cooled down now, Id better go clean it up, Cheffy is bound to tread on it barefoot on his way to the bathroom | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately"Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
***and not one of a swans five a day***
Definately not. Beside, all that fluff on their tail would give a swan furballs and with a throat that long just imagine them coming out
Which reminds me, I heard the cat barfing up one in the hallway 20 minutes ago... it should have cooled down now, Id better go clean it up, Cheffy is bound to tread on it barefoot on his way to the bathroom "{Balk} Id like to pretend i dont know what you mean by 'cooled down' but i do | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately
Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes "Ok... I just really lolled and woke Cheffy | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately
Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes
Ok... I just really lolled and woke Cheffy "It’s the Glaswegian sense of humour | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately
Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes "No its true Bournemouth squirrels are bastards | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately"You sure? Its a squirrel that starts the zombie apocalypse...FACT! | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately
Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes
No its true
Bournemouth squirrels are bastards"Southern softies the squirrels up here are like wildebeasts | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately
Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes
No its true
Bournemouth squirrels are bastards
Southern softies the squirrels up here are like wildebeasts "Ahh we dont mess about with squirrels in Yorkshire...the ferrets ate them all | |||
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"Ok whats next?
Squirrels?
I dont like squirrels. One nicked my Malteasers in the park in Bournemouth. Viscious savage beasts. Rats with fluffy tails.
That just reminded me! My ex got bitten in that very same park!! Many years ago now
Amazing the stuff that is swilling around in my tiny brain
It wasnt a serious bite, unfortunately
Lol now squirrels are getting a bad rap, I’m sure I’ve seen them doing snow whites dishes
No its true
Bournemouth squirrels are bastards"To be fair to Bournemouth council they have somehow got rid of most of them, there used to be 100s of the bastards but we were there at Easter and didn't see one. | |||
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"I just thought. What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon." I just live in a constant winter, cold, rainy and with a cutting south East breeze | |||
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"I just thought. What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon. I just live in a constant winter, cold, rainy and with a cutting south East breeze " Bournemouth is nice | |||
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"I just thought. What with the bad winter, there is probably gonna be an iceberg shortage soon." I bet they wished for one of those on the Titanic | |||
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"Depends on my dream lucky lady we’re ever she wants to go I will take her " You sound perfect, .... from her mom and days point of view. | |||
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