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Strictly Fun and Frolics With Mistress and Friends # The Century Edition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well the 100 edition is here welcoming old friends and new....come on in and have a cracking....pssst sami has no knickers on

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

lmao we both had same idea

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Well the 100 edition is here welcoming old friends and new....come on in and have a cracking....pssst sami has no knickers on"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

just follow the trail

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"lmao we both had same idea"

Your like a fecking rat up a drain pipe ffs. I had to step up a gear

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"just follow the trail "

Trail of custard cream crumbs!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!"

Who's got em then?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!"
shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"lmao we both had same idea

Your like a fecking rat up a drain pipe ffs. I had to step up a gear "

You got in quick there!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!"

Just be careful were you walk....don't want you going to slip ups dot com

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"lmao we both had same idea

Your like a fecking rat up a drain pipe ffs. I had to step up a gear "
makes a change from a ladder

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs "

Yes and I have the bottom set already!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs "

Aww poor woman! Did she sample some of Voddy's cooking?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs

Yes and I have the bottom set already! "

Bottom set?? Does that mean certain items of clothing or actual teeth?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs

Aww poor woman! Did she sample some of Voddy's cooking? "
cheeky bugga

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs

Yes and I have the bottom set already!

Bottom set?? Does that mean certain items of clothing or actual teeth? "

Haha....no I don't wear those..it is teef!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Evening all.

Sami's lack of knickers is nothing to do with me.

Honest!shes been selling them on a certain site to raise funds for her teefs

Aww poor woman! Did she sample some of Voddy's cooking? cheeky bugga"

She wouldn't sample my cooking; it's classified as a Weapon of Mass Destruction! On a Good Day too!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Wonders if Mistress has any spare custard creams fecking 10 past 2 and still can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

eh?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I have some Custard Creams I don't want.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I have some Custard Creams I don't want.

"
can I have a milky coffee aswell please

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"I have some Custard Creams I don't want.

can I have a milky coffee aswell please"

Anything you like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


" "

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?"
I actually nodded off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?I actually nodded off"

So...the custard creams took some kicking in last night

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?I actually nodded off

So...the custard creams took some kicking in last night"
didnt have any

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?I actually nodded off

So...the custard creams took some kicking in last nightdidnt have any "

So gen guy sent you to sleep eh

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?I actually nodded off

So...the custard creams took some kicking in last nightdidnt have any

So gen guy sent you to sleep eh "
nope

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

To help you out, in case you're confused, Voddy and I were on earlier along with other regulars. She and I drifted away but have coincidentally come back online. But she's disappeared again (she does this, doesn't tell us, leave any forwarding address etc! ) and I'm getting back to work.

Does that help?I actually nodded off

So...the custard creams took some kicking in last nightdidnt have any

So gen guy sent you to sleep eh nope "

Oh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm here again

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I'm here again "

Ooh, ello!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here again "

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday "

Lucky feckers

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday

Lucky feckers "

Yep Corfu July

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday

Lucky feckers

Yep Corfu July "

What about granny

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday

Lucky feckers

Yep Corfu July

What about granny "

We normally go granny in March and October, but had to miss those because of my health issues, hopefully they'll be sorted soon, hospital on 26th

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday

Lucky feckers

Yep Corfu July

What about granny

We normally go granny in March and October, but had to miss those because of my health issues, hopefully they'll be sorted soon, hospital on 26th "

Aw well good luck and it will be nice to have a change of scenery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh? "

Bee.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee."

ELO jim

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Number 1 this week in 2000.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=H4BB9eGUEaE

Westlife - Fool Again (Official Video) - YouTube

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim"

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"I conked, then hubby woke me up, to book our flight seats for our holiday

Lucky feckers

Yep Corfu July

What about granny

We normally go granny in March and October, but had to miss those because of my health issues, hopefully they'll be sorted soon, hospital on 26th

Aw well good luck and it will be nice to have a change of scenery "

Thank you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface"

Arfnoon Jim

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Try this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

Arfnoon Jim "

Good afternooooooooooooooon Samiss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s"

I'll try it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface"

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

"

That would have been easier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

That would have been easier "

Greengrinface

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Try this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s"

Better than Westlife.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

That would have been easier

Greengrinface"

Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Try this

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=aQUlA8Hcv4s

Better than Westlife."

I'd agree

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

That would have been easier

Greengrinface

Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs "

Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

That would have been easier

Greengrinface

Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs

Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!"

Feck that

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

That would have been easier

Greengrinface

Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs

Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!

Feck that "

Yes back to emojis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right off out will catch you's later

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"eh?

Bee.

ELO jim

Mr Blue Sky, Mistress. Smileyface

I'm too fecking slow ffs...flushing face

That would have been easier

Greengrinface

Now feck off with that....have you seen how long it takes me to type ffs

Flirty, fluttering, eyelashes.....yes takes ages! Greengrinface!

Feck that

Yes back to emojis "

Yeah I'm too old for all that typing Laterz sami x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Right off out will catch you's later "

Laterz Mistress

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Pops head round corner is it safe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops head round corner is it safe"

Only if you make the latte's

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Pops head round corner is it safe

Only if you make the latte's "
makes 2 lattes and places cream cakes on a plate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pops head round corner is it safe

Only if you make the latte's makes 2 lattes and places cream cakes on a plate"

Your a goodun...just what I need...but I'll have to bugger off for a bit..catch you later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie? "

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again "
what bout a long weekend away in this country

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again "

I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again

I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake "
come in no9 your time is up

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again

I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake come in no 69 your time is up"

FIFY

Now it is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?"

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..

Popping to say say hello ... hello

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed "

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami"

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again what bout a long weekend away in this country "

Hmmmm, don't know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm here again

Did you get a holiday booked eenie?

No. Can't afford it...holiday at home as per again

I'm pushing the boat out this year eenie. ...but it might be just on the local boating lake "

Same here I reckon

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh"

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?"
i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers"

Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful."
she did get pricked thats why she was trying to crawl threw the bush

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful.she did get pricked thats why she was trying to crawl threw the bush"

Wosnt me

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull

Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )"

You calling me a old queen ffs

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

You calling me a old queen ffs "

No offence intended ma'am

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

You calling me a old queen ffs

No offence intended ma'am "

the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

You calling me a old queen ffs

No offence intended ma'am

the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself"

No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i have got that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

You calling me a old queen ffs

No offence intended ma'am

the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself

No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i have got that "
have you

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

You calling me a old queen ffs

No offence intended ma'am

the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself

No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i haven't got that haven't you"

FIFU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s"

What you worried about _oddy?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?"
is she taking us with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her"

Hmmm I don't think so!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her

Hmmm I don't think so!"
well thats a bloody cheek and us her besties hope her tracking device works then

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her"

Feck no!!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

Well that's just terrible,she could get prickled somewhere intimate in that bush,she needs to be careful.she did get pricked thats why she was trying to crawl threw the bush

Wosnt me "

I think it was you

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her

Hmmm I don't think so!well thats a bloody cheek and us her besties hope her tracking device works then"

Switched off.....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers"

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it? "
went fecking blind

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her

Feck no!! "
you can tell mistress then she will be disapointed

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By *aul1973HullMan
over a year ago

East Hull


"Evening everyone.

So Mistress, as you've reached 100, did you send yourself a letter?

(As 'Cupid Stunt' would have said... "It's all in the best possible taste" )

You calling me a old queen ffs

No offence intended ma'am

the lord chamberland hand delivered it himself

No he didn't. ..I thought he was from TV licencing. ...and you know i have got that "

You need a frock licence now?

BBC screw everyone they can, they can't screw me tho

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it? "

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it? went fecking blind"

Not surprised...I'd run out of razors...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"ere im a bit worried with this holiday of sami;s

What you worried about _oddy?is she taking us with her

Feck no!! you can tell mistress then she will be disapointed"

No she'll manage without me...I shall still be checking in on here, to tell you all how hot and sunny it is !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what on earth is this thread about,,

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser? "

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"what on earth is this thread about,, "
just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! "
thought ud lost weight all that skipping ur doing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee"

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! "

Thank Gawd for that great advice.

Help me, my brain hurts!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand! thought ud lost weight all that skipping ur doing "

Yeah, lots of skipping....you nip off for a couple of hours and all hell breaks loose!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk "
noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!

Thank Gawd for that great advice.

Help me, my brain hurts! "

Thing is, all the threads we go on get inter mingled...so gets confusing if you're not on here 24hours a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other"

but i am MIKKI EH

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other

but i am MIKKI EH "
samiiiiiiiiii explain to the young lady can you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other

but i am MIKKI EH "

Ya see,,the way i see it,,,ya cant take the mikki out of ya,,,but ya can take it out of mikki,,ya get me

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day"

Hah, was it a mouse?..when I used to babysit, my grandcat used to bring mice in the house.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day

Hah, was it a mouse?..when I used to babysit, my grandcat used to bring mice in the house. "
it had feathers could have brained him

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"what on earth is this thread about,, just fun banter and piss taking of each other pull up a chair you want a coffee

I'm not taking piss from anyone,,eeoow,,yuk'a'doodle yuk noooooooooooooooooo not that type you know taking the micky out each other

but i am MIKKI EH

Ya see,,the way i see it,,,ya cant take the mikki out of ya,,,but ya can take it out of mikki,,ya get me "

...No.....

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!

Thank Gawd for that great advice.

Help me, my brain hurts!

Thing is, all the threads we go on get inter mingled...so gets confusing if you're not on here 24hours a day "

I blame that Woman.. Viddy, Vuddy, Vaddy... whoever she is?

It's taking the Asylum ages to realise she's gone AWOL!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"hope i ruddy sleep tonight 3 am i think i nodded off last night to be woken by bert bringing me a present so hes been in the cat house all day

Hah, was it a mouse?..when I used to babysit, my grandcat used to bring mice in the house. it had feathers could have brained him"

Yuk!....

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Why does sami have no knickers on that's just rude?

And where were yours after the roof got fixed

On my bedroom floor with a pair of undies,actually that's a lie he left them in the bathroom after his shower.

Anyway we're not talking about me,back to sami

I think we had better let sami answer that one eh

You mean she's given no explanation yet,anyway how did you know she didn't?i was behind her when she got stuck in the hedge and i had a birds eye view and deff no knickers

That was an eye opener wasn't it?

Sami. Good Evening young lady.

I'm trying to follow this thread, but losing the will to live! Are you any the wiser?

Evening Iain, I just skip the bits I don't understand!

Thank Gawd for that great advice.

Help me, my brain hurts!

Thing is, all the threads we go on get inter mingled...so gets confusing if you're not on here 24hours a day

I blame that Woman.. Viddy, Vuddy, Vaddy... whoever she is?

It's taking the Asylum ages to realise she's gone AWOL! "

No she's lovely...it's them others

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not a very friendly thread is it

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"not a very friendly thread is it "

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not a very friendly thread is it

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you! "

but i don't need a wee wee,,btw i do find this piss obsession a tad weird,,but each to their own i guess

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

passes mikki a coffee and cream cake

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"not a very friendly thread is it "

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"not a very friendly thread is it

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!

but i don't need a wee wee,,btw i do find this piss obsession a tad weird,,but each to their own i guess "
sami cant help having a week bladder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not a very friendly thread is it

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you! "

eh if your a couple wheres his pic?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible."

Doh..well said that man

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"not a very friendly thread is it

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!

eh if your a couple wheres his pic? "

Oh I keep him well hidden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

Doh..well said that man "

hmmm anyone that says their mad usually isn't in my experiance

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

Doh..well said that man "

Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

Doh..well said that man

Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob? "

Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"not a very friendly thread is it

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!

eh if your a couple wheres his pic?

Oh I keep him well hidden "
bit of alright ur hubby sure im due another cuddle from him

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

Doh..well said that man

Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?

Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain "
think of the bikini sami

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over a year ago

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"not a very friendly thread is it

It is, if you don't mind having the piss taken out of you!

eh if your a couple wheres his pic?

Oh I keep him well hidden bit of alright ur hubby sure im due another cuddle from him "

I think you must be, been a while!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

nigel isnt happy sami they wouldent let him in to see peter wabbit

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

Doh..well said that man

Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?

Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain think of the bikini sami"

You know I sunbathe naked, Voddy....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"nigel isnt happy sami they wouldent let him in to see peter wabbit"

now yer taking the piss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"not a very friendly thread is it

Mikki.

To "survive" on this thread at any time, the common quality is to be slightly "mad"!

Some might call it Unhinged! Some might say we're bonkers!

We're all of that in the nicest ways possible.

Doh..well said that man

Well, Thank You young lady. Care for a Chocolate Oaty Hob Nob?

Tut...you know how to spoil a girl, Iain think of the bikini sami

You know I sunbathe naked, Voddy.... "

how strange,,

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

anyone see that magic chap on bgt tonight had me in tears

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"nigel isnt happy sami they wouldent let him in to see peter wabbit"

Oh shit...send him back to me, he can have a swim in the pool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this isn't piss taking its a private conversation,,lol

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"anyone see that magic chap on bgt tonight had me in tears"

Ooh no, missed it tonight. He was good then?

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki

oooooh ellooooooooooo sexy

hows it goin?

pppprety good hactually

sssh mikki ,,,sssshhh

yea?

its gone quiet, all the piss takers have gone

yea ,,maybe they have gone to the toilet for a wee wee

actually maybe they have gone for a poo,,they,ve been gone ages "

Mikki.

When I'm online at these hours, on Tuesday to Saturday nights, I'm at work as a Hotel Night Manager.

I work alone so often, posting on here gets interrupted by me having to do some work.

Yes, I know, guests have the cheek to request being let in the Night Door or want a late night drinkie or three when I want to be on here! Unforgivable!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki

oooooh ellooooooooooo sexy

hows it goin?

pppprety good hactually

sssh mikki ,,,sssshhh

yea?

its gone quiet, all the piss takers have gone

yea ,,maybe they have gone to the toilet for a wee wee

actually maybe they have gone for a poo,,they,ve been gone ages

Mikki.

When I'm online at these hours, on Tuesday to Saturday nights, I'm at work as a Hotel Night Manager.

I work alone so often, posting on here gets interrupted by me having to do some work.

Yes, I know, guests have the cheek to request being let in the Night Door or want a late night drinkie or three when I want to be on here! Unforgivable! "

omg,,,how DARE THEY,,,,HOW BLOODY bloody dare they

anyway elloooo I'm Mikki

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki "

Hey, Mikki.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki

Hey, Mikki."

oooooooooooh ellooooooooo jimmy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki

Hey, Mikki.

oooooooooooh ellooooooooo jimmy"

there a very stwangebunch in here ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ellooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo mikki

Hey, Mikki.

oooooooooooh ellooooooooo jimmy

there a very stwangebunch in here ya know "

*Nods* Yeah, I know. What can you do.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke"

Nah single shot coming up

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

Nah single shot coming up "
ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning"

Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning

Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that "
you conkered passes a ripple

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning

Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that you conkered passes a ripple"

Nope it was a big fecking hash tag easter Egg from aldi.....I was Fucking covered

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning

Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that you conkered passes a ripple

Nope it was a big fecking hash tag easter Egg from aldi.....I was Fucking covered "
why wernt you wearing ya pinney

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"morning mistress and sami has the machine broke

Nah single shot coming up ta ur a kind soul did you go to church this morning

Nah I meant to say my prayers before bed last night....and you'll know what happened to that you conkered passes a ripple

Nope it was a big fecking hash tag easter Egg from aldi.....I was Fucking covered why wernt you wearing ya pinney"

Hindsight _oddy bloody hindsight eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs "

Hubby bought me a new red car today!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today! "
pedal car

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car"

No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing!

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car

No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! "
so no indicators but a t s sign

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car

No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! so no indicators but a t s sign "

Ooh, what's a t s sign?

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

[Removed by poster at 15/04/18 20:33:43]

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today! pedal car

No we've traded that in, he thought I was ready for the real thing! so no indicators but a t s sign

Ooh, what's a t s sign? "
toilet stop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today! "

I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today!

I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car "
and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today!

I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar"

I got a red car and a red basque

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today!

I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar"

Nah that was in that shit hole leeds...but it sounds better the way you put it

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"All this red on fab is hurting my fecking eyes ffs

Hubby bought me a new red car today!

I've got a red car and on Thursday I went to Redcar in my red car and you went through a red light and got a red face to match your red car whilst in redcar

Nah that was in that shit hole leeds...but it sounds better the way you put it "
a touch of class eh

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