FabSwingers.com forum: You’re a burglar!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You're a burglar, but instead of stealing things, you do things to mildly inconvenience your victims. What is your crime?

Make me chuckle.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Drink all of your milk, so there's none left for your morning brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walk slowly in front of them in the shopping centre.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Peel the labels off all their canned goods. Muh hahaha (evil laugh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Break in and out the peanut butter in the fridge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide their phone chargers

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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

cut the wicks, off of all your candles..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change all their clocks to one hour later.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delete all the apps from your smart TV and set your Amazon Echo to only speak Spanish...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unpair all your socks and mix them up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leave a trail of items outside the house that leads to the neighbours front door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn everything upside down. Done this to my mate before. Fell asleep pissed so we left him something to wake up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hide house and car keys

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Pinch the kettle - I know that would leave me devastated

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pinch the kettle - I know that would leave me devastated "

I'd pinch your Custard Creams

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By *laytimenowMan
over a year ago

Essex

Using a hypodermic needle i would squeeze Mustard into toothpaste tubes, Cling film over the toilet seat , i would also cut a hole over every sock on the big toe side .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drink all of your milk, so there's none left for your morning brew

I would hunt you down and kill you.

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By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

"Pinch the kettle - I know that would leave me devastated

I'd pinch your Custard Creams

That’s pure evil!!

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Drink all of your milk, so there's none left for your morning brew

I would hunt you down and kill you. "

Mwah ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Delete all the apps from your smart TV and set your Amazon Echo to only speak Spanish..."

I set my ex husband's sat nav to speak in an Australian accent.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"Pinch the kettle - I know that would leave me devastated

I'd pinch your Custard Creams

That’s pure evil!!

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat toast and crunchy nut cornflakes in your bed, leaving crumbs everywhere.

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By *ack_at_the_farm....Man
over a year ago

woodhall spa

Put tobacco in your tea bags and change the labels on your tinned food

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