FabSwingers.com forum: As Wet as an Otter's Pocket

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What old adage currently describes your situation?

I'm as wet as an Otter's pocket in anticipation of a meet arranged today...

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Sat on the sofa like a sack of spuds

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By *ooby birdWoman
over a year ago

North West

"What old adage currently describes your situation?

I'm as wet as an Otter's pocket in anticipation of a meet arranged today..."

Ha ha ha ha - I love that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dripping like a fucked fridge

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By *irthandgirthMan
over a year ago

Camberley occasionally doncaster

Totally fucking fucked..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sat on the sofa like a sack of spuds"

Looking at yr pics I'd find it hard to imagine you as a sack of spuds. Meat n two veg, now that I can imagine lol x

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By *apeyeMan
over a year ago

worcester

As dry as an Arabs sock

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m like an armadillo stuck up a chimney....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As hard as a diamond in a snow storm

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"As hard as a diamond in a snow storm "

Did someone mention diamonds?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe a pearl necklace lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always imagined otters' pockets must be waterproof. How do they keep their car keys dry?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Feeling the after sffects of pulling my own finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wanna be fucked so hard the person who pulls him out of me will be crowned the next king of England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be fucked so hard the person who pulls him out of me will be crowned the next king of England. "

Hahahahaaaa

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By *amrod400Man
over a year ago

belfast

U could knock a fireplace out with it at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its raining here and I walked home......so as wet as a halibuts bathing suit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m like an armadillo stuck up a chimney...."

Haha, never ever have I...heard that one

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I’m like an armadillo stuck up a chimney....

Haha, never ever have I...heard that one

A boss I had years ago used to say it. He was hilarious! It means he didn’t know which way to turn. I’ve used it ever since.

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Red as a lobster!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m like an armadillo stuck up a chimney....

Haha, never ever have I...heard that one

A boss I had years ago used to say it. He was hilarious! It means he didn’t know which way to turn. I’ve used it ever since. "

Well I'm nabbing that one for sure

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Red as a lobster!

Im not sure about red as a lobster...red hot for definite though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wanna be fucked so hard the person who pulls him out of me will be crowned the next king of England. "

That’s made me guffaw.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanna be fucked so hard the person who pulls him out of me will be crowned the next king of England.

That’s made me guffaw.

Pffft the next King of Wales she means butt, shes in the Principality!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know I'm gonna be nosey as hell, you meeting someone that's off here still currently on here or?

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By *edoriartyCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Red as a lobster!

Im not sure about red as a lobster...red hot for definite though

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You know I'm gonna be nosey as hell, you meeting someone that's off here still currently on here or?"

Pm me sweets x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bright eyed and bushy tailed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know I'm gonna be nosey as hell, you meeting someone that's off here still currently on here or?

Pm me sweets x"

You do me. I'm not a site supporter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bright eyed and bushy tailed

The best way to be!!

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