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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about school Dads? Or school grandparents? It’s not just mums who are surviving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

Ive come close

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"What about school Dads? Or school grandparents? It’s not just mums who are surviving. "

I hope you're not a Dad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion."

Absofuckinlutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion."

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Big clap for everyone....all colours, creeds, ages, sexes and religions...

Is that everyone?!

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Big clap for everyone....all colours, creeds, ages, sexes and religions...

Is that everyone?! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...

And in wales they have been back a week

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...

And in wales they have been back a week"

You’re lucky having little angels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

Do you have children?

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

Do you have children?"

Yes 2. Like little Duracell bunnies! They never stop. I don’t know how mum’s (or any full time carer) do it. Credit to them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Big clap for everyone....all colours, creeds, ages, sexes and religions...

Is that everyone?!

"

Nope you forgot Makem's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

Do you have children?

Yes 2. Like little Duracell bunnies! They never stop. I don’t know how mum’s (or any full time carer) do it. Credit to them. "

I beleive it’s called unconditional love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,am a single dad I need rewarding lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids! "

I would LOVE to spend the school holidays with mine. Unfortunately I still have to work,so the grandparents get all the fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!

I would LOVE to spend the school holidays with mine. Unfortunately I still have to work,so the grandparents get all the fun! "

That’s what the first week was like for me (Matt)

Had holidays the second week. Just being at home, going for walks and listening to them is fun

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I love having mine off and am always sad to see them go back

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester

Fucking love having my kids and was gutted I haven't had the time off from work over Easter Always feel guilty for working!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion."

I second that it's been a joy bring on summer holidays

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Double Hendricks and Elderflower tonic....thank you kindly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fucking love having my kids and was gutted I haven't had the time off from work over Easter Always feel guilty for working!"

It’s nkt easy getting a balance. Shame you can’t osy mortgages with love instead of cash

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant do with kids around me,i have no patience with them but....i love having my grandkids,i know,im weird

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

I actually like my kids, well most of the time I do, and enjoy spending time with them.

Never understood the dread some parents get about the school hols.

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Absolutely! Well deserved and I’ll join you! Good choice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

have a ball pit at work some women let there kid piss in the play area and not tells us

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Fucking love having my kids and was gutted I haven't had the time off from work over Easter Always feel guilty for working!

It’s nkt easy getting a balance. Shame you can’t osy mortgages with love instead of cash "

How much nicer would that be...dam to being a grown-up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I work in a hotel by the seaside. I definitely feel like I need a fucking reward after the past two weeks!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...

And in wales they have been back a week"

Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...

And in wales they have been back a week

Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming "

Im north wales

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire

I don’t have kids, I’m just here to complain about the greengrocer’s apostrophe.

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"I work in a hotel by the seaside. I definitely feel like I need a fucking reward after the past two weeks! "

Always bad if they are not your kids haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a ball pit at work some women let there kid piss in the play area and not tells us "

Eughh thats disgusting

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By *imetomingleMan
over a year ago

Chester


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...

And in wales they have been back a week

Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming "

Same here Monday x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

I am a school mum but thankfully mine isnt a 'little shit' as you call them...

And in wales they have been back a week

Have they? My daughters school is Monday coming "

Ours too but we’re in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I survived them.last week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don’t have kids, I’m just here to complain about the greengrocer’s apostrophe."

You could always say nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids! "

Yeah right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went back last week.

As she lives with me she spent some of the holidays with her mum so they could have some quality time together.

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By *ubiousOatcakeMan
over a year ago

Aberdeenshire


"You could always say nothing "
But then we wouldn’t be having another deep and meaningful interaction where I annoy you by trimming down the quotes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done for not clogging up the roads - I've rather enjoyed being able to get to work in a timely fashion."

This!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!

Yeah right."

I love how my daughter said to me at 10pm at night, Mam I want a cooked chicken, I said I haven't got a cooked chicken, she said yeah but I want one, i said love do you expect me to pull one out of my butt for you, she said no I'm just saying, I want a cooked chicken! Arrgghh fuck, it doesn't sound much but that "I'm just saying" thing drives me round the bend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My FB has been full of parents wishing the week away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!

Yeah right.

I love how my daughter said to me at 10pm at night, Mam I want a cooked chicken, I said I haven't got a cooked chicken, she said yeah but I want one, i said love do you expect me to pull one out of my butt for you, she said no I'm just saying, I want a cooked chicken! Arrgghh fuck, it doesn't sound much but that "I'm just saying" thing drives me round the bend. "

They all have a relentless nature about them lol!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Mine go back on Monday. They've been in a lot because of the shitty weather so are a bit cabin fevery!

It's nice when they're off though. Loads of lie ins, no school uniform ironing, sandwiches to do etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine go back on Monday. They've been in a lot because of the shitty weather so are a bit cabin fevery!

It's nice when they're off though. Loads of lie ins, no school uniform ironing, sandwiches to do etc "

There is that too. Although my son is up at 7am regardless what time he goes to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gonna be hell on the roads Monday when mums in nutty mode fecking driving straight at you like they’ve been touched by the Devil to drop their kids off at school

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"have a ball pit at work some women let there kid piss in the play area and not tells us

Eughh thats disgusting"

sadly true as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...

Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish

* are not ate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...

Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday "

I salute you sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

Cheers between us we survived the Easter break, roll on next Tues though. A large Gin x Tonic would go down very nicely thank you OP.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Mine go back on Monday. They've been in a lot because of the shitty weather so are a bit cabin fevery!

It's nice when they're off though. Loads of lie ins, no school uniform ironing, sandwiches to do etc

There is that too. Although my son is up at 7am regardless what time he goes to bed "

2/3 of mine don't surface until at least 10

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you? "

Omg a huge gin please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...

Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday "

You deserve a medal for looking after other people's kids!!!

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By *tonMessCouple
over a year ago

Slough Windsor ish


"My baby is nearly 17 and Ive barely seen him the last two weeks, been at his brothers, then dads, now at a mates. Home tomorrow for the weekend then he goes back to college Monday and Im back at work...

Big shout out for all us school teaching staff who ate going back to educate and take care of your little treasures on Monday

You deserve a medal for looking after other people's kids!!!"

Haha dont I know it... I am reception classso have 60 of the 4 year old little darlings.

Is it any wonder Im on medication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the holidays.got 4 boys and hate when they go back.we have nearly 3 months summer hols starting next month.cant wait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not looking forward to having to do the school run again. I much prefer them being at home... means I have much less of a routine. I hate routine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Here’s a shocking, out of this world concept.

Some parents love having holiday time with their kids!

Yeah right.

I love how my daughter said to me at 10pm at night, Mam I want a cooked chicken, I said I haven't got a cooked chicken, she said yeah but I want one, i said love do you expect me to pull one out of my butt for you, she said no I'm just saying, I want a cooked chicken! Arrgghh fuck, it doesn't sound much but that "I'm just saying" thing drives me round the bend. "

Mine likes to tell me at 8am she needs ingredients for cooking that day when she sets off at 8.10....And when I ask how long she has known it will be about a week ....i think they do expect us to pull them out our butt

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not their mother but I know their parents and I love having them around. As they get older they spend less and less time with us so having time when we can arrange things with them is a treat for us.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Mine have already done a full week back and I survived them easily as their dad has them in the school, holidays it’s how our custody agreement works

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over a year ago

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By *rincessvenusCouple
over a year ago

Hull

ahh you can get back to clogging all the roads in the schoolarea agai and abandoning 4 x4 in the middle of the rd

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Drinks are on me!

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

Cheers between us we survived the Easter break, roll on next Tues though. A large Gin x Tonic would go down very nicely thank you OP. "

With pleasure and thanks for understanding the context of the post and not preaching how much you love your kids!!

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By *ames_diesel OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Well done you’ve nearly survived the Easter holidays!!

You are all totally amazing and deserve at least a large drink to celebrate not killing the little shits.

What can I get you?

Omg a huge gin please "

Just the one?!

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